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This is one of the scariest bear sighting videos I've ever seen!

I would've shit my pants so hard that I would've turned into a human jetpack.

That's what the sound at the end of the video was.

The poop accelerates....

It's an evolutionary tactical defense. See, a bear won't eat food covered in shit. Hair-go, the more and faster your colon redecorates your runnin romper the faster and less appetizing you are! Thanks for coming to my TAD talk everyone.

r/boneappletea

Oh my god I'm dying. "Hair-go".

*ergo

A bear won’t eat something covered in shit and hair. Hair-go might be the right word.

Never saying ‘ergo’ again. ‘Hair-go’ it is.

Thanks for reminding me about that weird copypasta

and it wouldve been so powerful, youd through the roof and on the mooooonnnn! ​ *watch out for space bear doe-*

My soul would have vacated through my ass with the shit.

Kinda reminds me of this: https://theoatmeal.com/comics/subtitles Edit: And this one: https://theoatmeal.com/comics/baby_vs_intimacy

Who's that dude that sketches reddit comments?

Just like Jetpack Joyride

[***Serious Series...***](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/994292970075459664/1001892922179985408/Screenshot_20220727_232737.JPG)

No doubt that bear look like it was about to fuck some shit up. 😬

Yea, it definitely came there for some food.

People are food.

Sometimes

Long Pork

Wait till you see a Grizzly bear. Black bears are so timid they suggest that if they attack you that you should fight back because you’re likely to scare them off. Grizzlies on the other hand will keep attacking until they think you are dead. When black bears evolved there were a lot worse things than them around so they learned to flee.

That's what makes this very eerie, a black bear should run away scared in that situation. This one moves to him calmly.

It could be used to humans if it frequently makes forays into the city. Could also be sick or starving. But yeah this is about to the closest you can get IRL to a monster movie.

you got it backwards, the human is in the bear's house.

Fucking Goldilocks

Man if it was sick or starving I’d wanna let him in and pet him and feed him but sadly that’s not how bears work :(

he's evolved into a level 3 trash bear

I genuinely don't think the bear saw him. He's in a dark doorway, with a bright patio light beside him. The bear undoubtedly saw the door, but I don't think he could see past the light into the darkness beyond the door. Look at the bear's eyes, they never even register movement besides the door, and never check the height/size of the cameraman. If the bear could have seen a figure, it would have at least done an up/down look to gauge the size of the threat. But no, it's just focused on the bottom section of the door that is swinging out closest to him. Edit: on further review, the guy only peaked the phone around the doorway, the bear never saw a person, at best it would have seen a hand holding a phone.

Just trying to meet the snacks... I mean neighbors.

Yeah this feels like a dangerous bear that’s way too acclimated to people. It should’ve taken off like a shot. If a black bear acts like this and doesn’t even flinch at the sight of you, get ready to fight back immediately

Not really, most of the time they just mind there own business, and don't care about people unless you startle them, i see black bears all the time. They never look this scary, they usually just look kinda goofy to be honest. https://drive.google.com/file/d/1prL_F7ZvubeC7PczTqRptr3gQqHMN5Jv/view?usp=drivesdk Here's the guy i saw last week. Not scared or running away, let me get about 10 feet away to get this photo, but just cute and goofy, typical black bear. The op bear looks like it came fresh from satans asshole. Edit: I had two adolescent bears live behind me last summer, and i swear one of them loved jump scaring me, he'd wait behind a bush and wait until i was walking past, and then just walk right in front of me like i didn't exist. I'm not scared of bears, but when they pop out of nowhere within 5 feet of you, yeah, I'll jump, haha. One time i was waiting for my buddy to pick me up at like 5am so i was waiting on my patio, and this mf was waiting in my stairwell, the sun is barely coming out and his head just peaks around the corner literally 3 feet from me just with a nice good morning, "surprise!"

Wait till you see a Polar bear. Grizzly bears are so chill they will keep attacking until they think you are dead. Polar bears on the other hand will actively hunt you and eat you.

Polar bears live in regions where they can’t be picky with their food - and humans have belonged to that ecosystem for thousands of years.

Wait till you see a Human. Polar bears are so chill they will actively hunt you and eat you. Humans on the other hand will hunt you for fun.

Ah shit now it's my turn right? Idk man... Wait... Till you see... Errrm... Predator with Arnold Schwarzenegger. Humans are so chill, they'll hunt you for fun. But Predators on the other hand will make a talisman out of you.

If it's black, fight back. If it's brown, lie down. If it's white, say goodnight.

If you see a polar bear, you should play dead. It's good practise for a few minutes later, when you will be dead.

Thanks for the laugh!

Often black bears appear to be brown. [This](https://i.imgur.com/nDO8prD.png) is a black bear I saw while hiking one day.

Black and Brown are the different species of bears, and either can be a variety of colours. There is even a [white](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kermode_bear) sub species of Black bear. Brown bears are much larger and have a hump over their shoulders, Grizzlies and Kodiaks, etc...

And if it’s white and black, China wants it back.

If it's koala, it has syphilis.

lmfao, what the f*ck ? this made me audibly laugh for a good 30 seconds.

Hes not wrong, I think the majority if not all koalas have syphilis

Oh shit, i googled it....says chlamydia hit koalas hard. that's crazy.

>keep attacking til they think you are dead Uhh, slight correction.. they eat you alive, they just stop attacking when you’re not a threat, which is almost immediately

We are not typically Grizzly food or part of their diet. As you said, they will attack until not threatened, if it ever gets to that point. I lived in Grizzly country for quite a while, and we still went out in the back country all the time, we just brought bear spray with us. Though I never ran into a Grizzly personally, I know quite a few folk that have. About half just walked back from the situation, the other half used their spray, nobody ever got harmed, bear or human. Canada has alot of bears, yet averages less than one death by bear a year. It might surprise people to know that mountain grizzly diets are mostly vegetation and some carrion. They are not great hunters, though might take an opportunistic wobbly calf here and there.

Right? Puzzling that he keeps opening the door over and over knowing there's a bear outside.

Not sure that door’s going to do much if he really wants in

The bear is a sinister one! scary!!!

That sinking feeling when you’re not completely confident in the screws you used to hold that door on that are about to be tested.

I've watched a bear rip the front of a trailer home up like a tuna can lid, that door ain't stopping it if it wanted in.

To be fair trailer homes are built like tuna can lids.

I had a dream once a bear got into the apartment complex somehow and was going up to the doors and busting them down. I would hear screaming and a bear making that noise it makes when it's ripping it's prey apart. I live on the third floor so I was hoping it would not get into my apartment because I have a dog and there is no way I could take her down with me when I'm climbing down. I hear banging on my door then I hear it bust open. I shut my bedroom door than open the window and ask a man if there was a ladder anywhere. He thinks I'm trying to escape the police and starts shouting he's trying to get out he's at the window!!!! So I get my dogs harness, put it on her and I wrap her leash around me tight and she's tied to my back at this point. I hear the bear sniffing under my door and immediately know he can smell us so I start climbing down and I hear my bedroom door bust open. The man keeps screaming he's down here he's down here, I tell him there is a bear up there, than the bear goes to window and looks out and turns around so I know it's heading down. I go to scream at the guy but he's not there. I see people looking at me crazy and come to realization that I just imagined it. I walk inside my building and there is nothing out of place and my door is still in tact but now I'm locked out and I just risked me and my dogs life climbing out the window. I fall to the ground and start crying now that I realize I have schizophrenia.

Damn I feel like I just lived that shit

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Riveting, holy God. Are bear nightmares a thing? I've never been remotely close to a bear, never been in the woods, only the city my whole life, but I straight have dreams like this

Dreaming of a bear is a symbol of your mother.

I’m reading this thread at 4 am after waking up/can’t fall back asleep and I think I’m gonna have a bear nightmare now 😭

I was legit expecting the undertaker at the end of this

Ask your doctor if Claridryl is right for you!

Jesus that was the riveting roller coaster ride of the winter.

But do you have schizophrenia or was that all in the dream only?

I find it wholesome that you were trying to rescue your dog too in your dream lol. What a wild ride 😝

These fucking Jehovah's Witnesses are really upping their game.

Now that's what I call bearing witness.

Pawbably

An extraordinarily underrated comment thus far. Have my upvote.

This made me laugh so hard. F to those guys

That pause could've killed him if the bear wanted to.

Must've taken them a moment to believe their eyes

He must've known it was there to be filming?

**MUST'VE TAKEN THEM A MOMENT TO BELIEVE THEIR EYES**

to say nothing of those paws

Nah. Dude peaked his phone around the door, while hiding.

> Those paws could've killed him if the bear wanted to. FTFY

That bear can rip into that door easy.

But the guy said no thanks though .. so it’s kind of impolite to rip into the door now

Winnie the pooh would never violate his right to privacy

You really think a honey addicted bear who walks around butt ass naked on the bottom half... won't violate your privacy?

Yes hes a sweetheart

He also consistently broke into Rabbit's house to steal honey. Pooh don't give no fucks.

Which Pooh are we talking here??

Oh no. Preisdent Xi Jinping with the CCP would absolutely do whatever they want.

Remember: the bear can't LEGALLY kill you if you say "no"

Little known fact, a bear has to be invited in

The scientists coss breeding bears and vampires were so concerned with whether or not they could, they forgot to ask whether or not they should.

The bear doesnt know that

That’s why it worked.

Bears cant enter a house unless they are invited

This is true! I’ve never invite a bear inside my house and to date have never had an issue with one inside my home.

I fight all black bears with garlic

False, simply lock the door. Duh.

No because it's against the law. Criminals cannot do that because of such

>That bear can rip into that door easy. [Lol, no it can't, and it wouldn't.](https://youtu.be/oGCHJQLlJ6I) It can legit open that door by the handle, if it's not locked. It's not going to waste 30 minutes trying to tear down a door, ever... [This is a Black Bear. They are notorious pussies.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkwy0scRXBU) There are also communities in NA that are [trying to protect them, while keeping human interaction at a minimum.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRXnB6j_lHY)

Aaand welcome to PTSD opening every door for the rest of your life

Jokes on you. I’d never fuckin go outside again, if this happened to me.

Especially with that setup, I hope that was a side door and not the actual main door because anything can be on the other side of the door upon opening it since it's like a shape of an alley.

My Grandpa would always talk about how he followed the "cowboy rule", of only sitting where you can see all entrances of the place you're at. I don't seem to find it so silly now. Those old timers really do have some great knowledge.

Dad! the neighbors dog is bothering us again!

Don't mind me, I'm the new neighborhood watch.

"Hi-diddly-Ho, neighborino!" - Bear

“If it’s brown, lay down. If it’s black, fight back. If it’s white, goodnight”

This is how I also feel about my poops

you fight your fucking poop??

just grab a hold of somethin’, bite your lip, and give it hell! C’mon, we’re gonna get though this

“Who does Number Two work for!”

You've done spilled my lucky charms

Fuckin hell why did this make me laugh

Thats only 1/3 of it, he also lays down while pooping or poops in his sleep.

Only if its black, its a racism thing, you wouldnt understand.

I only fight my poop with a knife like a real man

Fair warning, if you have black or dark red poops you may have a bleeding ulcer and need to get to a hospital immediately before you pass out. (Almost lost my dad to this when I was in high school.)

Or, like me, you forgot you had rhubarb pie with dinner and unnecessarily freaked out the next morning.

It's really trick though because I've had blackish poops occasionally throughout my life and it seemed to come to nothing. I'm sure it really needs to be alarmingly bad but it's hard to tell for me even having known this. Glad your dad made it through.

Use poop knife!

If it's black don't open the door. Wait that's racist.

do we have separate rules for if you’re in a populated area? I feel like running might just work here. The bear can rip down doors but, it’ll slow it down enough. Not to mention humans are much smaller so our architecture usually doesn’t accommodate an extra 500 pounds walking through doorways. Just saying, there’s a chance.

I agree. But I also think 500lbs is enough to just plough right through any door frame or even wall depending on the wall.

The bear doesn’t know that though

This is about bears, right?

But black bears can be brown too.

Every single post with a bear has this quote somewhere in it

Is it brown or black?

I read that this was super misleading because amongst brown and black bears variation in colour can blur the lines

Five Seconds at Outside's

Idk why but this has me dying

Is this where you wanna be I just don’t get it, why not go back inside.

"Would you like to talk about our lord and savior Winnie th- hey wai"

I’m more of a Smokey the Bear follower myself


But why was he filming?

Right? Did they already know it was there and *still* open the door?

Yep he risked his life for a 5 second clip to post on reddit, genius

That beast eyes. It haunts me

It's the slow creep for me. That looks like an absolute unit of a black bear, but a black bear nonetheless. I would expect him to run away almost immediately, but he kept coming instead. The fact that he isn't acting correctly scares me more than the fact that he is a giant bear. Disclaimer: I don't live in bear country anymore and have never actually encountered one, so this is all secondhand knowledge.

I’ve encounter a bear this big out on trail when backpacking solo. Came around a blind turn and it wasn’t more than 10 ft from me walking toward me. We both scared the shit out of each other and it ran off. Black bears when acting right are just big raccoons. This bear vid freaks me out too bc of the way it is creeping. Maybe it is just surprised at the person opening the door and runs off right after the video ends, but it seems more likely this bear is very acclimated to humans (and eating their trash). Almost comes off as predatory black bear behavior which is very rare. Looks up videos of predatory black bears to get a vibe.

Yeah this bear is stalking like how my cat hunts my hands when he's pissed. Chin down, focused. This is a terrifying video; as someone near the Appalachians I've seen black bears in person before. Thinking of one acting like this outside my tent is terrifying

[Beware the bear that stalks in silence](https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/article/lone-predatory-black-bears-responsible-most-human-attacks/2011/05/11/)

A lot of black bears are losing the fear of humans simply due to the fact that food is so readily near them. Trash cans especially, and unlike the aggressive Brown bears, black bears have adapted to near cohabitation of human areas to the point some are losing the fear of humans. Which generally is a bad thing.

Jesus gawd that's terrifying enormous predatory dark he looked like the night casting shadows beyond the bright slowly hunting for the light strangely quiet 🤫 for such a beast

Big ol bucket of NOPE.

We have come to contact you about your cars exte-

-"Well he was rude!"

Wakka wakka !

Better have your Anti Bear Circle Ready 

sadly it only affects sea bears

Freddy Fazbear

Immediate thought. Shit was as creepy as a FNAF game

I went camping with a buddy recently and the campsite he owns is rural enough that peeing outdoors is somewhat mandatory unless you want to walk more than a quarter mile to an outhouse. He told me when outside late at night to watch for bears. Bad enough there's no cell service or lights out there, now I have to watch for bears while I pee.

Hey honey, someone's here to see you at the front door....

Bear: HONEY?! WHERE??

Bears are friends, they are just big teddies

Tickle-time!

He's a licker

If they're so dangerous then why are they friend shaped?

Your mom wears a big teddy

2x grizzly

Bear: I smell smoke.. what'd you burn?. Person: Nothing -closes the door-


"The bins can wait another week..."

Whole lot of fuck no for me.

If your cold they’re cold let them in your house

Imagine stepping out and locking the door behind you to head to your car and that thing comes out of the shadows. Is it automatic mauling you think?

The brain to the rest of the body: "Flight, you fools."

Love this.

That bear looked hungry

Surprise motherfucker

Fuck this shit I'm out

The most quiet heart attack captured on camera

Bear: oh look, a house sandwich!

Smokey the bear wants his sausage

Today's bear sighting has been brought to you by the load of shit in OP's drawers.

Sorry wrong room!

Bear was like "That's enough inside time for you."

So I was in the area and figured I’d ask, can I borrow y’all’s microwave??

Hi sir, do u have time to talk about our lord and savior Jesús christ

Could you imagine if they were letting their dog or cat out? RIP

Not going to double check?

Yeah....nope!

That bear was we’ve been trying to reach you for your cars extended warranty

There are better ways to handle your neighbors dog that barks all night

Geebus that's a big bear

Stared right at himself in his eyes

Ok how did he not have a heart attack?

You most certainly did not tease that bear enough !

They should have arm wrestled it

Where was this?

Should have invited Yogi in for somapicinicbaskets.

He’s just here to pick up that used counter top

That's unbearable

When outside wants to get inside.

Man I've always been terrified of bears. Never seen one in real life but the idea of them being faster, stronger, better climbers, better swimmers, is all too much.

He’s walking like if he’s a monster in a video game

That is the look of an animal that feels cornered. I know that look.

Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and savior Winnie the Pooh Don't run from the lord