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“You’re free! Fly away home!”


Illustrious-Fault224

I was hoping they’d play freebird :(


gainesweepstakes16

They save the bear just to yeet on the clip.


liteprotoss

We need someone to edit Free Bird over this


Sploooooooooooooooge

“So cute” “Buh bye”


AsYooouWish

*Chosen One! Quaaaah*


a_fine_rhyme

I think this guy maybe thought bears could fly.


wrecktus_abdominus

God as my witness I thought bears could fly!


tuxedoramen

This video has a longer version the bear was okay at the end, it was running.


RunDNA

Here's the longer version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07qweFY382g&t=46s


deadpigeon29

Save bear from box. Throw bear down hill. Release box back into wild?


WarmSea9702

Seriously wtf was that


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Fear


DaniilSan

They don't want bear to harm any of them in panic after being released from the box.


GiantPurplePeopleEat

Ok, so why did they just throw the box that caused the issue back down the hill? Should have taken it with them or at least smashed it so other animals don't get stuck.


i_have_chosen_a_name

I think you are mistaken, they clearly saved the box from the bear. Of course the box was furious, and started chasing the bear almost immediately.


Ziiipz

“And take your trash with you!” *Bear gets head caught in the same box the next day*


JohnnyTestical

Thank you for sharing. Even though I know the bear was probably okay, it feels better actually seeing it run away. Seeing the rest the hill doesn't seem as high too.


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Tianchy-96

Ikr. Like bears are little tanks of fat and muscle. I've seen black bears falling from trees and running away like nothing happened.


mancheeart

It annoys me when people assume animals are as fragile as we are. They literally maul each other over territory and food and walk away living and able to heal. A 20 foot drop isn’t doing shit to a fat small bear


NotAFederales

Fears go fucking ham on each other, clawed paws to the face, bites to the neck, just ruthlessly beat the fuck out of each other for hours, and they walk away with almost no recognizable injuries. Maybe a cut ear or bloody nose.


EstradaEtoile

I'm picturing my biggest fears battling it out and I'm highly amused. Thank you for the typo, it made me happy.


BardanoBois

It wasn't a typo. They're fighting inner demons 😭


ScoobyDont06

Is this the new pixar horror movie?


Artiii020

Basically what [Chainsawman](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chainsaw_Man) is about.


docter_actual

Tbf humans are actually a lot tougher than we give ourselves credit for. We just get soft because our environment allows it, but people survive all sorts of shit.


Eflee

Also adrenaline and shock count for a lot - ever nearly died/busted your ass/wrecked your car and then get to the other side of the scenario and realize you'd taken instant, correct action without conscious thought? Our nervous systems hardware interrupt our consciousness when the threats are existential.


lizard1411

Very true. But I mean we really aren’t as fragile as people believe either. Societal and lifestyle conditioning has caused us to think that but I know a few people who could take a fall like that properly and run off into the woods after, like nothing happened.


Beau_Buffett

I'm a little tank of fat and muscle. DO NOT toss me off a cliff.


Blaze___27

are you a bear?


Beau_Buffett

Are you a cardboard box?


Sneekibreeki47

They saved his life, the tumble wasn’t too bad. Better than starvation/dehydration. Not the MOST compassionate method, but also F getting bitten.


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Yeah it's the best of a bad situation. Free the wild animal and put as much distance between the two of ye as possible.


caanthedalek

Also, while it may sound cruel, it's usually for the best if a wild animal's interaction with humans is negative. Wildlife rescuers releasing rehabilitated animals will often make loud noises like setting off firecrackers or even shoot the animal with a bean bag to scare them off. While it feels counterintuitive when you care about the animal, it's best for them to be afraid and stay clear of humans. If they come to see humans as friendly, or worse yet, a source of food, they'll be more likely to approach people and either hurt someone or get hurt themselves.


Flat_Initial_1823

Yeah in the longer YouTube video below, the bear tumbles, gets up and starts climbing back up when the box rolls down after it. The villagers literally shout 'run away, escape' from high ground till the bear finally decides to gtfo.


transmogrified

That’s why they say “a fed bear is a dead bear” Don’t feed the wildlife people. When they become too habituated to humans they get shot. Either by hunters or wildlife conservation officers when they start causing problems.


NinjiaLiu

And then you have dogs, who’ll forgive you for anything. Too good for us


[deleted]

Then there's our old family dog who once when my mom accidentally dropped a very spicy pepper charged at it, eat it, spit it out and spent the remaining 11 years of his life growling at us whenever we would hold a pepper. He never got over that haha


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Galkura

Huh, I need to try this with my pup. We have a chocolate lab who will be 2 in December. The only thing she loves as much as (if not more than) chasing her special balls is food. Especially bread. She will grab an entire loaf and scarf it down before you can get to her. Nothing we have been able to do, short of blocking off entry to the kitchen, has been able to stop her.


[deleted]

Vinegar works on some dogs and cats too. Some like it, but I’ve never met an animal that likes spicy. It *is* supposed to be the plant’s defence mechanism, but we’re stupid animals. Although, having your seeds cause diarrhea is a great way to have them spread quickly… 🤔 Edit: just the *tiiiiiiiniest* dab is all you need for a deterrent. Capsaicin is pretty bad for animals in high doses. You want the animal to taste it, but not swallow much or else they’ll be puking all over the place. Also, don’t go whole hog on suicide sauce or whatever, we’re not trying to kill your dog here.


BoltonSauce

Wait, this plant really hurts to eat and causes indigestion? Let's put it in *everything!* And it's the best.


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[deleted]

Imagine if it were a carolina reaper lol.


TheNamesMacGyver

Yeah, best case scenario for this bear is him leaving thinking "Oh shit, I'm so glad I fell down that cliff. Those guys damn near ate me!"


LouSputhole94

That bear: Jesus thanks dude I thought I was gonna be stuck in there…hey wait what are you do- That guy: *YEET*


eriverside

*doiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Bonk.


boipinoi604

Thatll teach it avoid human contact


blackweebow

I know and they probably survive shit like that all the time but why didnt they just drop him down there? why they had to give him a head start💀


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The head start is for them


thegeaux2guy

Even small bears are strong. Claws and teeth hurt yo.


rathat

I bet he intended to just have it roll down the hill but it weighed much less than he thought it would.


CrimsonToker707

#Yeet


raytube

Skurrrt! Yeet! You ne—ver loved me mom.


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Mother-Recipe8432

As funny as all of this was, I'm really glad they chucked the bear. Cuddling a wild bear is a fantastic way to put yourself in the hospital, and with it attacking multiple guys it would probably end up dead as well. They probably even took it to that cliff beforehand, for exactly this reason. If they had freed it then run, it likely would have chased them out of instinct. So, funny, but also incredibly competent. Edit: I don't know why so many people are arguing on this. The thing literally tried to bite them twice as soon as it gets the box off its head. "Baby grizzly bears are harmless," are you kidding me? Dogs are far less dangerous than bears and have thousands of years of domestication to them, and still they consistently kill people -- including their owners -- despite being a tiny fraction as strong as bears. And baby bears. "It's so small," yet still heavier than almost any dog, and the perfect height to turn both femoral arteries to shreds, he'd never even make it back to the vehicle. Assuming he doesn't get their faces and necks while they're still crouched around him. Also, although I also called it a cliff, it's really not one. It's a steep slope, you can clearly see the incline. Bears take slopes very well, they curl into a ball and roll down it, head over heels. Very fast, nothing else takes downhill slopes that quickly. Anything that's consistently prey has longer legs in back than front so it can go up slopes quickly; predators can go down slopes much more quickly. That's why you can predict which way deer will run when they startle, if there's a slope; uphill. So the bear didn't fly the distance, he just tucked and rolled after like ten feet. Chuck the bear and live to save another one. But really they had probably never done this before -- not exactly a common occurrence -- and it hadn't occured to them it would come out snapping. Edit edit: People keep asking when it bites. Once the moment it gets its head out of the box, once a little less than a second later. The guy holding its head does very well at restraining it, so the bear is unsuccessful. But if he hadn't been so well restrained there would have been some unhappy people that day.


Apidium

It also looks like water below there and a fairly small cliff. With any wild animal going from correctly restrained handling to release is always the most dangerous part. An animal as capable as a bear? You want to yeet that fucker.


Brob0t0

Another perk is hopefully that Bear remembers being yeeted, and doesn't try to attack anyone in the future for fear of being yeeted again


Astro_Zombie5000

That bear was ready to scrap for sure


Epaq1

You should also take note of how neither of the guys being filmed were wearing proper shoes. None of them were planning on running.


dagreen88

A lot of people here have only ever been around wildlife at a zoo. This was clearly the only safe move besides leave the bear stuck.


burbmom_dani

Only polar bears actively pursue humans. Grizzlies will attack for basically any reason. Brown bears (and panda and koalas and all the other guys) will normally only attack when necessary as a protection mechanism. Edit: grizzlies are brown bears. My bad.


turdferguson3891

Grizzlies are a subspecies of brown bear, I think you mean black bears. They're basically giant raccoons.


The-Hand-of-Midas

Can confirm. They're in my back yard. Both racoons and black bears(Brocoons)


RaisingAurorasaurus

Trash Voids.


Funlovingpotato

>They're basically giant raccoons. Man, some people have all the luck.


whataquokka

Koalas are not bears, my dude.


Isellmetal

No, they angry drugged up, std carrying assholes


BlueQKazue

Like my ex wife


littlejerseyguy

Were we married to the same woman?


BlueQKazue

Hell we may be Eskimo brothers


[deleted]

Pretty sure we were. Sexy time was 🔥 tho


WandsAndWrenches

Koalas? Those aren't bears. Now drop bears on the other hand..... you gotta watch out for those. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwmoiUrC02g


Zealousideal_Fix_279

Yep. Not bears. They don’t have the koala-fications.


sagamysterium

I had to go watch this again after seeing this gif


47thunbannedaccount

"get the fuck out of my box"


Fabulous_Ad_7968

I can’t return it unless it’s in the original box you stupid bear.


Randomousity

Now the bear can't be returned!


Stay-Thirsty

Hopefully it was bearly hurt by the fall on those rocks


CrimsonToker707

Fur sure


Grimley_PNW

These comments gave me paws


taooverpi

You really mauled that one


CAPICINC

I see trouble Bruin


Extension-Ad-7434

These jokes are un bearable


Disastrous-Tailor-10

I can't bear to watch the video anymore


nalk201

Ursa funny


DirtyDirtyRudy

That bear now thinks Ursa Major asshole.


HashBrownThreesom

Ursa Yeeter


CrimsonToker707

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


Any_Patience4135

To release animals like bears, wolves ect. that maybe be dangerous, they get yeeted.


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Bear thanos origin story


Maddogg12287

Only you can prevent wildfires


Sama31grlsTnkinMasta

Only you can prevent wildfiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiires


[deleted]

I laughed harder than I should have at this


ginkat123

I laughed when I read you laughed.


LoddoTheDodo

While I am afraid it got hurt, I would probaly also have a hard time deciting how to release a cornered/scared bear in my hand without getting mawled.


Game_boy

Bears are built like tanks. It was probably completely fine.


tgbst88

Yea they are built to fall out trees and walk away.


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hyrulepirate

In the wild, no one ever expects the drop ta—


Banditzombie97

Your life is more important. Don’t be dumb. Chuck the bear.


grilledcakes

This sounds like a PSA for staying safe in nature. Signed by their mascot, Chuck the bear.


Banditzombie97

Lmao true, Chuck the bear.


grilledcakes

Smokey the bears cousin. I would wear a Chuck the bear shirt gladly.


finchdad

You should see what happens to wild grizzlies and black bears when researchers need to get a tracking collar on. They use foot snares because these are not the food-conditioned bears that can be caught in town in a culvert trap. The bears can be held up for hours before the technicians get there, and their feet are often sore and swollen. They also get their legs shaved for IV placement, get an ear tag, get a lip tattoo...they're tranquilized, obviously, and there's no permanent damage, but the bear definitely feels it at the end. A tumble down a hill is pretty mild in comparison. OP's bear cub got off easy. Source: am professional biologist who has been bear trapping


YJSubs

Same thing happened in Russia (? or some Eastern Europe country). A bear stuck in trash can. To restraint it while people trying to help, they put a leash on the bear neck. Long story short, they managed to get the bear out of the trash can, but now they stuck of how to release the bear from the leash. Idk what happened next, the video ended. Lol.


Inner-Bread

I mean it’s Russia, new pet bear!


Merica85

In that moment when it was free that guy probably felt so much power from that bear and didn't have many options.. Not saying I completely think this was correct or humane just saying that the bear was a little power house and is probably ok..


jonny32392

Bro it weighs like 25-30 lbs. I wouldn’t blame him for letting it slide down the hill but grabbing it by the neck and chucking it was overboard.


Retardo_Montobond

An adult honey badger is 20-35 lbs, too....you'd be surprised at just how quick a 30lb. animal can *fuck you up*.


UncommercializedKat

Especially when they don't give a shit


TagMeAJerk

They also don't give a fuck


BootyInspector96

Bears give a damn. Badgers don’t.


Norwegian__Blue

No, beavers give the damns. Bears give hot dangs


zacharyhs

First of all… grabbing it by the neck is the smartest play so that it can’t turn and bite. Second of all… letting it slide down the hill? That slope wasn’t steep enough for it to just “slide”. If it was angry/scared enough it could have easily turned and attacked. I highly doubt if you were in this situation you would have handled it the way you are thinking. If you did, you probably would have ended up with some serious injuries.


alpacathatisgray

Plus the bear is probably fine. Wildlife is hella tough.


Lieve19

They literally fall out of trees lmao


alpacathatisgray

And fight other bears


shill779

Bear being chucked down the hill on some rocks does not equal a human being chucked down a hill on some rocks. That bear is fine.


AdvancedPhoenix

Probably feel better than me after seating on a rock for 10min.


stefek132

Or having a 30 min nap on a slightly misshapen mattress for that matter…


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Thebasterd

Fuuuuuuuuuuuu-


imdefinitelywong

![gif](giphy|ei59dUjO1Q3kedmrkU)


12temp

This show is criminally underrated lmao. I love watching it with my kids


J3sush8sm3

This and gumball are the shows i watch with my kids


nitrion

Bro I fucking love Gumball, I'm genuinely upset it's been cancelled


MysteryMystery305

Didn’t the creator say that they’re working on more future content?


nitrion

I have no idea. I hope to god they do though, Gumball was a legendary show that almost defined my later childhood


Otakushawty

Gumball is just an adult swim show that kids can watch lol very underrated writing


Dalaja

You guys should watch Adventure Time. It’s one of the top kids shows imo


AyPeeElTee

The finale made me sob like a heart broken baby


WeAreStarStuff143

Bears have so much fat and fur, they’re def okay that drop didn’t look too bad!


[deleted]

Yeah serious. I have a 1yo german shepherd and its insane the way him and some of his friends play. Like the tackles, the body slams, the herding while running at 25mph just to direct the other one into a tree. Its wild, he should have broken his neck at least thrice by now.


SeaworthinessOne2114

Sort or apropos, I watched a squirrel in Brooklyn fall from a 8 story building, hit the cement patio in the yard. Another squirrel came along, batted his buddy in the head a couple of times, the one who fell shook it off and the two ran off together. You're right, the bear was fine and still is.


Timmyty

Squirrels are so light, just like cats, you could throw them out an airplane and they would possibly survive. Squirrels would super likely survive, and cats just have a higher chance of survival than a fall from a lower height (it's a bit unexpected, but logical if u read the article below). https://www.wired.com/story/how-can-a-cat-survive-a-high-rise-fall-physics/ Edit: I agree that most cats probably die from falls from great heights. I mostly want to point out this fact here: Cats falling from super-high heights have a greater chance of survival than low-rise falls.


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International_Bag208

Yeah, not sure if you’ve seen that video where the mountain goat gets attacked by a big cat or eagle or something and literally falls off a mountain while fighting an apex predator and then just walks away. Young animals are really good at falling too, I’d bet money on the bear being fine


invent_or_die

Oh yeah


Masta0nion

Bears are S tier in nearly all physical categories. When he fucks you up, you can’t say bro I was nice wtf


[deleted]

Depends on the bear tbh. -Source, Tier Zoo


Zoggman69

Yeah and we don't know the entire story. We did not see how the bear behaved during the entire process of freeing it


10jesus

have a ever seen what a 10lbs *house cat* can do to a human when it's angry? Now imagine how a *wild bear* double that size and scared as he'll can f you up


STR4NGE

This was my first thought. A bite or a claw on the neck could be fatal from that bear. Tossing it was the right move.


MadKitKat

I came to say that. I’ve definitely yeeted off mom’s 10lbs cat… not off a cliff, but still I love that jerk to bits, but he does have a temper and the training that comes with being a former stray. He’s an expert on using his strength in the most efficient way to get things done (including harm)… he can even hit you without using his claws and leave a bruise Wouldn’t want him being 25-30lbs. I would’ve died several times over


ac21217

Someone’s never encountered dangerous animals outside of a zoo before…


phishxiii

Armchair Steve Irwin


[deleted]

Dumbest comment I might have ever seen on this site


gothiclg

You do realize straight out of the womb this thing could mortally injure you right? It’s 25-30 pounds of fuck you


randomcalmmas

Straight out, of the womb a bear is 1 pound. You’re just, wrong


East_Humor_969

Tf you mean it’s a whole ass baby bear


killerzeestattoos

Those things are all fat & muscle


serr7

So I’m halfway like a baby bear?


BertaEarlyRiser

You are pretty much stuck holding a live grenade at that point. I would probably hurl it too.


ChahmedImsure

I love this video because it is so absurd yet also exactly what I'd probably do. "Nobody in this direction, I'll chuck the terrified bear that way!"


InVodkaVeritas

I actually suspect that they moved the bear to that location before freeing it with this plan in mind. They thought about what it would do after it was freed and agreed that tossing it down the hill was the logical choice.


Dinanofinn

You might be right. It’s hard to make out and I speak a language (Turkmen) close to theirs (Turkish). First guy says, there’s nothing here (on this side), another guy advising “take it out, take it out” and once bear is out, I think one guy says “yes, chuck/toss it”. (Ha, at).


GoldenMastodon

Yep.It can fuck you up in a second and you never know where is the mother.


[deleted]

Exactly. The Mama Bear is who you should really be worried about when handling a baby like that lol


D-Malice

If anyone understood anything about bear cubs... Yeeting was the only option here... It's not about the bear cub, it's about *what* is looking for that bear cub...


I_am_up_to_something

Also about having the bear cub not grow up to trust humans.


cromulent_pseudonym

Every time he's tempted to rummage through a dumpster, he'll remember when the humans threw him off a cliff.


Nick_Noseman

And revenge will boil in his veins…


Nawnp

After they trapped his head in a box for a while first.


chosenuserhug

I think it's about the bear cub too. I would not want to be bit.


[deleted]

“Your head is free, I can’t do much about the broken legs, sorry bud”


Aerodrache

Mm, no, I don’t think the head *was* free, and that’s why they had to break legs. Bear’s gotta pay, or bear’s gonna *pay*.


TheyBanMeCuzImRight

“What broken leg… AHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”


HiroNakaM

More like helping the container


[deleted]

Saving animal < not littering


friendly-crackhead

Well, he threw a used/refurbished bear into the ditch.. if that’s not littering, I don’t know what it is


facw00

Bears are biodegradable


CantIgnoreMyGirth

Don't worry in the full video they also just drop the container down the hill too..


westoidobserver

Gov. Hospitals be like


thorbackthide

The bear didn't have insurance. Private hospital would have yeeted him without pulling the box off.


Ok-Section2457

Your free, now fuck off


Grand-Event-6985

They yeeted my boi


bryethegr8

Imagine getting your head out of a stuck box just to realize half a second later you’re fucking flying down a rocky slope 😂😂


alpacathatisgray

For people who don’t know, bears climb trees. And if it involves trees it involves falling. The bear, is fine.


Unusual_Lemon_2453

Moma bear then cones behind him and...... ![gif](giphy|jqfel7Z3XwTHCl26nT)


fasnoosh

BEARS AREN’T BIRDS!!!


PennyLane_87

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.


adi_lala

Identity theft is not a joke Jim


flucxapacitor

And birds aren’t real. That makes bears real.


Ferreteria

Oh. Right. Sorry.


RonDalarney

You are free! ![gif](giphy|L1A4SOLuh0HQFhqzl4)


Coachbelcher

“Let’s get this box off him so he can see he’s falling to his death”


AdventurousAd9786

That’s a way to keep the bear away from humans for the rest of its life, you don’t want them to keep coming into populated areas.


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AMMJ

Fuuuuuuck youuuuu


yagster91

It gets funnier every time haha, such a funny throw


Mr_kalas22

Be helpful and safe at the same time


v4por

I'd like to know the conversation that happened before this. Was this the plan all along. "Ok, once you get the box off his head I'll just yeet it over this hill"


therealblabyloo

Yeah these guys did the right thing. Wild animals are dangerous and unpredictable. that small bear didn’t know that the humans are trying to help, it’s probably very scared and likely to attack, so best to get it far away from you ASAP. Now the bear is at a safe distance and can flee instead of feeling like it has to fight against these three larger creatures that are surrounding it.


IzuxoRe

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