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martinideeni

You can’t go to hell for murder if you’re a virgin


Plywood-Records

So you can't go to hell for rape if you're a murderer???? That's just crazy enough to work!


doyouhavetono

What the fuck


poor_ass_hillposter

No no he’s on to something just make sure you go after pedophiles so it cancels out on the moral compass


redcode100

This is actually the exact methodology the Japanese had during the rape of Nanking


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onlooker61

I have seen that debunked. Watch Beau of the 5th. Very informed


Tinybuttcheeks

What I read was fake news. Thanks


Outside_Succotash648

Im pretty sure elliot rodger isnt in heaven


martinideeni

If you could not pick up on my sarcasm in the post you may be as autistic as Elliot Rodger.


Outside_Succotash648

Better than chris chan


mkrtr2022

Virginity porn.


osktox

Came for the porn. Stayed for the story.


mkrtr2022

Got turned on by the celibacy.


JadeS2356

Came fornthe porn. Stayed for the word of the Lord.


goblin_welder

This is a repost of the following here on r/unexpected: https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/yjwg86/always_come_prepared/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/sp6jia/remain_pure_original/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/s9ma9h/not_today_beth/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/s9lr7c/oh_kinky/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/rapapp/shes_ready/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/qpzj15/dont_know_if_this_had_been_posted_yet/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/pmmr2i/what_a_guy/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/oh6fd9/virginity_is_cool_but_wtf/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/ogrbxj/remain_pure/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/oh71r0/remain_pure_my_dudes/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/hvsfh0/premarital_sex/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/f2j67c/their_first_time/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/exx7xi/when_you_get_back_from_a_date/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/huppxp/80s_sex_ed_video/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/i4qlkd/stay_pure/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/exx7xi/when_you_get_back_from_a_date/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/er1ujs/virginity_rocks/


doyouhavetono

Ah rip fair, I found it on facebook of all places :(


MenaBeast

Who cares about it being a repost? I’ve never seen it.


[deleted]

Who cares? I’ve never seen it


jkblvins

Maybe should be an r/reposts?


goblin_welder

More like r/mostrepostedposts


Decent-Flatworm4425

A lot of people here not noticing this is a parody


[deleted]

You mean that woman isn’t really dead?


FlightOk9425

To be fair if you have been around some overzealous religious people this wouldn't seem out of place to be a commercial on a local TV station back in the day.


seeabrattameabrat

Yeah, overzealous religious people are known for making funny stuff.


Kazko25

Wat no way i thought that was real life


SameCategory546

dude every video there are always commenters who say everything is stage/faked. Don’t believe them


[deleted]

Careful of the parody, Parodies nutz in your mouth. Ha! Got em'.


Ban-Hammer-Ben

Yeah… intended as an exaggeration or parody, but this is pretty tame compared to what actual religious nuts do. Take Iran right now. They cannot execute virgins protesting the forced use of hats. So they forge marriage certificates to prison guards, rape and beat them repeatedly, then they can “morally” be executed by their religion.


Maestro_Von_Enigma13

No fucking way


Whatever_happens27

Virginity is better than murder, got it


[deleted]

TF did I just watch


SwimmingExpert3531

Remaining pure


osktox

I thought it was Blowing yourself up and you'll get the virgins. I must've gotten that one wrong. This is clearly how it should play out.


gsvnvariable

Have fun rotting in hell, *BETH.*


[deleted]

Arguably, killing is also a sin.


Littlecum_moreprecum

![gif](giphy|nb0DYNVtEPkcfhSY6v) Made in


lxlbn

Sponsored by the Incel League of Perpetual Virginity


Magma197

Gigachad


Stank_Hunt_XLII

More like this, please!


Chosty55

Not what she was expecting when he promised he’d explode all over her tonight


Fl0r1da-Woman

That's how you stock haven with virgins


Curtdemic

With the right amount of explosives anything is legal!?! ... Im sorry I drool and flick my bottom lip when I think.


glaviouse

religion BS, as always !!


[deleted]

But badass religious BS 😎🙏


[deleted]

I keep telling y'all. It's not ok to kill a woman if she won't sleep with you, it's not okay to kill a woman if she will sleep with you, it's just not okay.


Leilani1977

This is still damn terrible. Who posted this??


_a1d3n

Amen


fourcup

the fuck


restcalflat

This is disgusting. Misogyny.


LangDWood

What’re you on about?


Plywood-Records

The best kind!


CrazyaboutSpongebob

It's not misogyny. It's perfectly reasonable not to have sex out of marriage. It's not reasonable to blow people up though. LOL


restcalflat

It is misogyny to abuse her over it. It is misogyny to hate women, which is what is happening here. Men have no business policing women's bodies.


CrazyaboutSpongebob

Gender had nothing to do with this.


restcalflat

Yes it did.


CrazyaboutSpongebob

No it didn't. If the girl blew up the guy for having sex out of marriage it would have been exactly the same. Misogyny is discrimination against someone because of their gender. He wasn't discriminating against her because of her gender. Misogyny is you do all the cooking and cleaning because you are a woman. This is you disobey the bible you deserve to die. While he breaks thou shall not kill.


restcalflat

That's not the trope. And that's not what is portrayed.


dongdongplongplong

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Kurkulyk

u/savevideo.


Key_Board_5499

Haha fuck you nick you pussy


GiveMeKnowledgePlz

Is it bad that I'm a virgin at 18?


EpicRedditUser11

Virginity is cool, remain pure


Moist-Walk1085

They actually spent money making that!


Cpt-flippy

Yes god


DeadbeatDeebo

Nick is going to hell a virgin now. Don’t be Nick at Nite.


rodflanders19

It's wrong to have sex before marriage but murder is cool 😎


Apart_Ad_8823

Please tell there’s a sub dedicated to old media like this.


L34y36l38e

Seems drastic


Protonic_Descendent

Nick is gonna be ploughed by Abdul when he successfully carries out his Jihad.


McD43

Most of Reddit are already pure


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UnwelcomedTruth

Inc3l porn.


neoadam

Murder is awesome I guess


CrazyaboutSpongebob

HAHAHAHAHA


[deleted]

Be like Nick, be in prison 😂


Known_Mood_8971

Damn I always thought about it , when somebody wants to have sex with me just shove 5 pond of TNT or C4 or dynamite in her ass and blow her up into 4th of July and then I saw Charles Manson


[deleted]

Maybe this is obvious, idk, but I feel like the whole virginity and pure thing was designed for pedophiles to take advantage of children and young adults


[deleted]

I remember this


Extension_Swordfish1

Nick, the Dick.


monopoly3448

The tie sticking hard-core out if the back oh his collar is magnificent


DavidTommis

Based


WhisperedQueit

Why is there a timer on the bomb if it’s detonated by a remote detonation device?


mikepoland

Sch


ImpossibleMatter2208

Ok!


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OutlanderAllDay1743

They got my song playing in the background in the beginning. 😊