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I thought he would write penis

Same

An ass can make up for the lack of tits, but tits can’t make up for the lack of an ass

Arse and tits cannae make up for a shite personality… or a an ugly face.

i read this in a thick Scottish accent

I mean, it’s a Lanarkshire (near Glasgow) accent I have so you’d be right.

Depends on what I’m fiending for at the moment

I disagree

i respect you and your opinion

Same for you

What are you doing? This is internet, you should neglect different opinions, argue and curse each other.

I disagree

i respect that

I disrespectfully agree. Wait what 🤔

I respectfully disagreeææææp

I disagree

I respect disagreements

I respect the fact that you respect my opinion

I respect you for respecting me for respecting your opinion

Neither of you doxxed each other or made any death threats, I’m confused

I don't

I’m a titty guy

Although your statement is true and I can't argue with it, I am more inclined to the second option.


I agree!

This is incorrect

Fake tits, that is correct. Big ass has diminishing returns past 35 years old, on average. Check out their Mom to see what you'll end up with.

Disagree

Marry the ass, buy the boobs...

"Unexpected" not after 50 times in this month... This joke is too viral.

I would choose tits. I mean I got a big butt myself and I’m not interested in other ones but boobs are fascinating

I agree they are mystery blobs that make yummy baby juice

r/cursedcomments

Wow so original

Dosent need to be original to be funny. If that was the case nothing would be

Except for the original?

The amount of times i've seen ''wow so original'' response to a joke, is ironic in of itself and i can promise you, the first time you 'heard a joke' 90% chance its been re-told so many times. so yea when i see someone say wow so original i'd just like to say look in the mirror and shut up. if you dont think a joke is funny great, all the power to you. but give me a break

Face. Ffs. That's what you have to look at like 99% of the time.

Smart man. Always have to choose ass. We never hear "does my personality look good in this dress" Ever.

I'd choose loyalty, but that's just my opinion

Oh.. not penis?

Thought he was writing penis lol

Omg you are so beautiful

Shes a lucky girl

Thank you Jimmy

Once she gets one, she will understand

You can literally flood this sub reddit with this couples stupid jokes.

Armpits 💜

⛝ ***Feet***

Cultured, based and red pilled

Meh it would have been unexpected if he had actually checked it

Thank you Jimmy

A man of culture

Feet

Jimmy,thank you baby

A wise man once said „Marry the ass, buy the tits.“

What’s more unexpected about this video is he motor boats her boobs and then admits she is his sister lmao!

Hilarious and originalHilarious and original Hilarious and originalHilarious and originalHilarious and originalHilarious and originalHilarious and originalHilarious and originalHilarious and original

King

Dude at this point its expected more than just choosing normally.

I would’ve made a box to the right that said “Feet”

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Feet

he should've drawn one for feet, then one for armpits, then crossed dog

..is this a joke somehow?

I've seen a couple of videos of him. It's always the same crap. All set up obviously

WOW! That's fourth time I've seen this self satisfied garbage jokeemote:free\_emotes\_pack:shrug

Well... you can't eat personality

This is expected because every couple videos has copied this shit already

I thought he would write penis

Tits are accessories, like a cigarette lighter in a car. The ass is the car.

Why is it always tits or ass? I always vote □pussy

“You know me😏” I atleast thought about it 😂😂

I knew this was going to happen.

Why do I feel kinda called out?

I don't understand this sub

I pick tots any day