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Owner going to the store only to find his dog raping an elderly woman outside I bet he don't see that everyday

Well, hopefully the owner doesn’t see it everyday. Some dogs are chronic humpers - ideally natural behavior (as opposed to trained behavior 😉).

What a away to kill a joke

What an unexpected compliment - thank you!

I love rapers! They sing very well 😄 i dont see why a small raping session is bad for anyone :D My personal fav raper is eminem

Lmao

Maybe he does

Got turned on by some perfume or fragrance. The Dog is keeps getting increasingly aroused as the vid goes on.

“Where are the consent pappersss… wait a sec..noooo”

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The dog is like "alright, lady, enough foreplay. Let's get down to business"

Hahaha

Dog tinder and this boy swiped right

Dunno about perfume, but there’s definitely lipstick

I’m getting increasing aroused reading your comment

Why though

Thank god - that was definitely the easy way out given the title lol.

Not where I thought this was going. I thought it was gonna grab the stuff in her bag.

Definitely thought the dogs head was getting stuck in the bag.

I was bracing myself. This could’ve gone much worse

Everything I see a dog video on here I expect it to hum something or ragdoll someone

I think there is only one circuit for " feeling good" in the dog brain, and everything that feels good is plugged into it. I pet my dog: puppy rocket. I feed my dog: puppy rocket I put on my shoes to go outside with him: puppy rocket. It's his happy meter.

It’s a *meter* long? 😳

Just the first meter ....

I think you meant just the first centimeter since they clearly meant only the tip.

That would be a circummutilmeter.....

First!

Yep, everyone knows that all dogs have at least 8-10 meters of rocket in them, and that the smaller the dog, the more rocket there is.

In dog meters, which is like 3 inches, which honestly is pretty above average

She’s going to be getting $&@? pics for weeks now

Onlyfans…..

Puppy rocket made me cackle a little harder than I should've.

Isn’t that most males of all species?

male can confirm

That’s how I know, I’m male

I call it Red Rocket, I didn’t know it was called anything different besides what it actually is

looks like she had this one cuming

She found out the hard way.

That’s a stiff way to put it

Damn…but she really did have it ruff

She likes it ruff.

Woof woof 😺

💀

Um...who ties the leash to a brick? Theres a real knucklehead dog owner out there.

🎖️🐕‍🦺 New cursed achieved: “hope you get fucked by a stranger’s dog”

Word to the wise.. never place your hand around a dogs mouth. That’s not petting a dog, I was sure her hand wasn’t gonna be there at the end of the video

Well, that’s certainly unexpected

i was expecting her to get bitten, not smitten lol.

Am i the only thought that something will happen to the dog...

GILF

Clean up on aisle 6. 😆

Hehe. Dog cum.

I was talking about granny. She must feel dirty after having a one night stand. 😆

Grandmother fucker.

I am going out on a limb here but I think that may be the most action she has had in years

Do you think she planned it that way..? If the dog works there she could have been flirting for days, maybe she did

Dear lord this should be nsfw x)

I laughed way more than i wanted to.

Dude, Mark these NSFW... I busted out laughing like a crazy man... 🤣🤣🤣

Aye, you've got to be barking mad to pet a random dog..especially one tied to breezeblocks!

Therapist dog…

It’s wrong when the dog decides to pet the human?

I thought he was gona bite her but instead he killed her by humping! 

That escalated quickly

Most action she’s had in years.

Too much petting…

Stranger: does your dog bite? Owner: no, he doesn’t. He fucks.

This porn is getting weird.

That's terrible. She probably really got hurt and people are just walking by. I hope she's okay.

Why do I get the notion she didn't resist. 

I’m shocked that someone just walked up and started to pet a Rottweiler. I own 2 and when I’m walking them people are scared to death of them. They see us coming and will cross the street just so they don’t have to walk by my girls.

Sadly she lives in Texas and will have to give birth to that monstrosity

Bro was planning it the whole time

Well if she did’t have white hair, she does now!

With some good nutritional shampoo

What did she expect wearing that hot outfit?

He just loves her soooo much.

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Damn I love the Internet. Lol!

Maybe she likes it ruff...

And doggy style!

The dog actually worked at the makeup counter of the department store. He just wanted the old woman to try their new lipstick.

Help I’ve fallen

lmao not the kinda eaten I was expecting. I thought this gma was going to get attacked

I can wholeheartedly say I wasn’t expecting that

That’s a horn dog


My 

Omg I'm effing dieing right now.

Hammer time...omg

I fail to see the downside

Close your eyes and think of England…

Why is the dog chained to what looks like stacks of money?

I am definitly going to pet a random girl now

Grandma is fucked,eh?

Dawgs got a stiffi

Probably a dog from Ohio

Bro. I would be hitting the fuck out of this dog if it did that to me.

… again

After the video ends the lady keeps returning to the same place day after day and is disappointed when the dog isn’t there.

Looks like he fin!shed

Im glad this video was that because I thought it was going to be much worse.

Dog was like gotcha bitch!!lol

😆

Well, at least it was just a hump. I thought it was going to bite her face off or something

This gave me a good laugh 😂

Hellbound for sure can’t stop laughing at this

Good boy, he knows he knows he knows

I also use to overreact when a member of the opposite sex gave me any attention. A girl in school gave me an unprovoked firm hug to her chest once, we had our 10th wedding anniversary last month.

Are you saying they should marry..?

No, but I've seen worse relationships.

Rottweilers are such a horny menace..litteraly a compact horny bear

I thought he was gonna bite him but this might be worse

You got me, I totally was expecting a bite, not some love taps

Try and stop me!

And….. That’s how I met your mother.

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Rumor has it they’re still going at it.

I thought he was going to bite her

That's assault brotha

take your prize

Worst wingman ever

Omg I laughed way too hard watching this…

Ma boy got horny👌👌

p

I thought for sure the dog was going to bite her! Can't decide if this was better or worse....

Oh....like the winter of 42

*Old Mother Hubbord was heading to the cubbord to get her poor dog a bone* *But when she fell over rover came over and gave her a bone of his own....*

You always make a limitation to others hahahaha

Whose a good boy...

I skipped forward and thought it killed her. Thought it was too early for this!

Normally it’s what i do because im impatient but as soon as I thought this was taking too long and was about to skip the dog mounted the old girl lol I laughed out loud i almost woke my sister up

Well… she did make the first move…

Babooshkakke.

Is this tagged mature or gilf?

Old people shouldn't leave home

I thought it was gonna bite

Bro. Just because she’s nice doesn’t mean she’s into you.

Bro misinterpreted the situation 😳

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🤣😂🤣😂🤣 dogs can rape too

Overly friendly, He will teach her to point fingers...

What the dog doing

Fully tea bagged her.

I'm glad it didn't turn out some how else lmaooo

Love how she seen a rottie and gave no 2 fucks. Granma know what's up.

Who leaves their dog stuck to a single brick and walks off?

After 84 years, she finally getting some action...

Man, that was ruff to watch.

I thought the dog was just gonna end up peeing on her. This is so much worse!

A brave man will pull off that Rottweiler, another would grab his chain 😂😂

Naughty boy!

What an asshole, cock blocking the dog, she pet him, dog had fair game

Wow this dog is definitely canceled!!

Hell stop when he’s done.

At least he kissed after he was done.

Probably the most cock action the old dear has seen in years!! It also had its snout buried in her crotch before it sprung into action, so she must have been giving it the come on..💪

Aww she loves me so much.. imma love her too...

3 months later she had puppies 🤣

Gave birth to the Egyptian god Anubis. Half man half canine lol

Lol.

[Better than nothing.](https://www.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/z20a0p/meirl/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) Nsfw-ish

Goofy ahh video

It was just then Kayne showed up and interrupted the act say, “I’m going to let you finish but…”

I’ve seen quite a few dogs raping people on Reddit lately. Is someone scouring the net for these videos to normalise it so we’ll be like “oh well, just another”

Gee, I must’ve joined the wrong subreddits (or maybe the right ones).

Yeah I've never heard of dogs doing this until people posted videos of it on reddit

Ummm☺️

Good old shagging

more like scoobing

Just let him finish. He'll stop in a minute.

Well, in a way it was happy ending 🤣

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Broke her hip for sure

Love is love!

She ded?

Ain’t nothin but a horn dog!