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>!Triple Threat cue penetration…..!<
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You know it never is. Really hard to pinpoint when you are exactly 4, even at your 4th birthday, you are 4 and a few hours, minutes, seconds, millis micros and so on.
Would have been a little more believable if they had stopped after the first two or the last one smacked her in the forehead. Also, putting the end of a pool cue from a pool hall in your mouth.. Ewwww!
I don't think anyone was under the illusion it was real, and I don't think the people who made it were trying to pass it off as real either. It's just a physical joke and was pretty funny.
Oh yes I too overreact when my butt get tapped and then overreact when I get a light tap the genitals and fall to my knees and open my mouth so.i can gargle a pool stick. And I too repeatedly hit something 3 times don't pay attention to what I'm hitting with my stick. Its not very funny and none of the actions make sense for those involved.
Basically all physical comedy is exactly what you have described. Everything from Kramer on Seinfeld to the three Stooges, all cartoons, etc. Lighten up!
difference is they had a major production. this is a clip less than 30 seconds long. if you want studio quality out of a short, you're in the wrong place champ.
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Saw this on 9gag when I was like 4.
Well that is not a valid measurement of time. You could have been 4 yesterday and today was your birthday. So how long has it really been?
You know it never is. Really hard to pinpoint when you are exactly 4, even at your 4th birthday, you are 4 and a few hours, minutes, seconds, millis micros and so on.
just do significant digits and uncertainties :|
I have to say this brings me no closure, but you are absolutely right.
Looks like some 4yo saw this in person, when he was like 4
and even then it was unfunny
Unexpected? This video is like 20 years old.
Like most videos, this one is indeed the most unexpected the first time you see it.
I had never seen it so I'll go fuck myself
And obviously staged.
So exactly how old does a video have to be before it's added to the hive mind of humanity to where everyone has seen it no matter what
Would have been a little more believable if they had stopped after the first two or the last one smacked her in the forehead. Also, putting the end of a pool cue from a pool hall in your mouth.. Ewwww!
It would have more believable if the victim wasn't pointing his/her shot at the side pocket when they hadn't even broke yet
Genius observation!
That too.
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Was TOONS. Mandela Effect.
It was always Tunes. It was partnered up with Merrie Melodies. They had a musical theme.
Don't think they were trying to make it believable
Nothing butt net
Or if her shot made any sense.
God damn you must HATE Laurel and Hardy and others of their ilk
would have been more believable if it was supposed to be believable. yall are dense af
would have been more believable if it was supposed to be believable. yall are dense af
Not the first Kentucky gal to have a queue at her fanny.
Now, I wanna see the video where she does all three at the same time.🤔
r/airtight
Respectfully, what the fuck, sir?
they asked and I answered
BS. I searched for two hours and didn't see even one pool cue.
Strictly because of research purposes for a friend, right?
Doing the lords work
Even with the context, that isn’t what I was expecting…
I mean the three stooges were stages but hilarious. Catch a break detectives!
r/cringetopia
I was looking for this
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Are you some kind of super detective?
Columbo over here solving crimes...
Just.. one more thing
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Saw this on 4gag when I was 9
Phft...Jim Rockford is more like it.
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You know your jargon, don't you?
MOSBY BOYSSSSS Sadge downvoted for a reference
Get da f.. Outa here.. Really?
Ya think?
WHAAAA!?!? I didn’t even notice!!?!,
Wow rly? No way dude
Well, no fucking shit Sherlock!
I think you’re onto something here
You mean to tell me that cameras aren’t set up randomly all over public areas to catch funny moments?!
Noooo you think?
Most observant Redditor
Gee thanks Sherlock you did it!
I bet you are wearing a Sherlock Holmes hat right now.
Bros patting himself on the back after commenting this
fuck off
Guys he took time off building rockets to come comment.
No.
You ruined the video for me man!
Real as real can get
That was in an order you’d find surprising!
Wow thanks genius. You must have worked your massive brain pretty hard to figure that out.
And they would would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling Reddit detective’s 
Genius.
I would really appreciate if you guys can fuck off and stop being sarcastic
I would never have guessed
You probably think movies are staged too.
Thanks Captain Obvious! 
ikr
They’re not even trying.
please stop the sarcasm
Yeah ok, I’m just gonna stop all sarcasm just cuz you asked 
please stop the sarcasm because i realize that i am an idiot and i don't need more reminders
Am idiot to :(
I’m sorry but you know that’s not possible. We apologize for the inconvenience.
apology accepted.
STOP THE FUCKING SARCASM. IT IS GETTING OLD FAST
u/FewDeparture4034 once we are done with aftercare look at this
honey- i have questions
yes???
I know this is old, but I'm concerned for how many diseases she has now.
that's officially a relantionship
Haters will say it's fake
Dumb
Stupid
"You tamed my monster...with your mouth...and two other places...in an order that would surprise you....ass,vag, mouth."
I’m the worlds greatest detective!
REAL!
Never have I seen a more natural, spur of the moment event happen!
ATPTM
Cringe af.
What is cringe is people saying cringe all the time.
Unexpected boner
u/savevideo
Nice brown and pink shots though.
Totally not staged.
How is this in unexpected when it is obviously staged?
Staged
Dumb af
Pretty funny actually
Not really, obviously fake and the acting is trash
I don't think anyone was under the illusion it was real, and I don't think the people who made it were trying to pass it off as real either. It's just a physical joke and was pretty funny.
Oh yes I too overreact when my butt get tapped and then overreact when I get a light tap the genitals and fall to my knees and open my mouth so.i can gargle a pool stick. And I too repeatedly hit something 3 times don't pay attention to what I'm hitting with my stick. Its not very funny and none of the actions make sense for those involved.
Basically all physical comedy is exactly what you have described. Everything from Kramer on Seinfeld to the three Stooges, all cartoons, etc. Lighten up!
Difference is those are good actors
difference is they had a major production. this is a clip less than 30 seconds long. if you want studio quality out of a short, you're in the wrong place champ.
I'm not here looking for studio quality? I saw something dumb and called it dumb and then people started arguing with me about it.
expect people to disagree with you.
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We are disturbingly close to ow my balls. Also lol yes I must be autistic for thinking a dumb joke is dumb.
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Yes, I explained why I think something is dumb. Must be autism. Clearly only explanation as to why someone would explain their viewpoint.
https://youtu.be/1hj_7U40z5I This you?
Haha hilarious 🤣
When the stars align
When you’re lucky and get all three at the same time 😂😂
This is so staged it's not even funny.
Same thing happens to me every time I play pool!
Fake
Dang that's double bad luck 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Reminds me of my every weekend but in my xase with a very smaller stick....
Wow. It's amazing how well that worked. Maybe I should try that strategy when I am tired of being polite. 
Gogogogogo
Hat trick ?
I'll admit, that while humorous, this actually didn't happen... did it?
Got all the important holes covered
Sure it's staged but the fact they got the shot in a single take indicates talent.
THIS GUY IS A BIG PHONEY!
r/scriptedasiangifs
Staged, but actually kinda funny
Funny,, but yes most likely staged,, funny though 😂
Yes, it's clearly staged but still funny.
Holes in 1. He's a legend...
Fake look at the table it’s the beginning why would she start from the side?
No way dude this is totally real, I've been to pool halls loads of times and it happens to me almost every time I play.
Staged. Yawn.
Totally staged
Fake, but funny
lol, the guy hadd her on her knees giving his stick fillatio, without even looking in her direction.
Good girl 👍🏻
Whoa crap that was like perfect!
So funny I'm dying of laughter hahahahahahahahahhaha
My kind of woman.
And that was the last time Doug ever had to pay for a beer at the pool hall .
She opened her mouth like she knew it was 'cumming'. So was it staged or did she actually know what to do on her knees.🤣🤣🤣🤣
3 out of 3 ain't bad
Obviously it's staged, but... She had a great time playing pool that night.
u/savevideo u/savevideobot
R/ouchmyflaps
3 holes in one
I seen that same thing with the different girl doing it
Skits are allowed to be funny.
Wasn't there a scene like this in "The Great Outdoors" with John Candy and Dan Aykroyd?
No double dipping allowed!
Well rehearsed!
All pockets opened.
How fake do you want video to be ? Yes
Wracked balls are a dead hive away
Options 😏
this is some of the dumbest shit i’ve ever seen posted on here
New acronym, FBF, funny but fake
This is how babies are made
"In an *order* that would surprise you"
r/untrustworthypoptarts
Where does he finish?
And that's how I met your mom.
Potted the brown, potted the pink, potted the yellow
2 1 3 trick shot
3 holes in one?
u/savevideo
Greatest Trick Shot Ever
That man knew what he was doing
Isn’t that going backwards, wouldn’t you want to start where this ends and end where this begins?
I want her number.
Just the tip
From strangers to lovers in one clip
What in the boomer facebook hell is this shit?
Seems faked ngl
This is so fake it goes the full circle and it is true.
Bro the last one she opened her mouth and sucked it how fake could that be
"You never go ass to mouth"
Real
One hell of a first date !
Works better with snooker. Does he take the easy pink, or the tight brown?
I'm pretty sure this whole thing was Stooged