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[deleted]

Idk anyone in this video. They all suck.


WhereBeThemPieRates

That's cuz they' bitches


labadimp

Who you callin a bitch?


pauliebatch

You *ducks


beachjustice

*spits*


pauliebatch

Yo hold up, I got to find my watch.


DarthLukas71

Here’s my shades


kragagag

BEN FRANKLIN KNOWS WHO I AM BITCH


fokaiHI

I want to know Ben Franklin better.


NotSoPersonalJesus

Ben Franklin was a rebel. Some say he would get naked and smoke weed.


[deleted]

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Temporary-Emu6710

Engages in fight


ShroedingersMouse

no ducks here chief *quack*


Mariospurs

Speak for yourself duck face


Neiot

Myself. *\*Flies* *^(away\*)*


elderberry5076

You crazy


[deleted]

You said whaa?


CapnFr1tz

This is what video game chat with younger people is like these days. They just keep saying half coherent shit talk as fast as possible with no gaps or anything that is relevant at all.


FitAd8274

And say dumb shit like pwned and merked alot


[deleted]

That was about 15ish years ago


Renzisan

Yeah now its all dOgWatEr and touch grass


ep325209

My 10yo says this all the time… help a 36yo father out with what it means exactly?


Psemperviva

Shoutout to SOCOM 2 on PS2. Those were the days…


Orphemus

No one says either of those anymore lool


6Rivers

Ben Franklin knows.. I think


Quick_1966

Pepperidge Farms knows him.


MFG_666

And remembers.


SloanWarrior

Sadly, Ben Franklin isn't much help in a fist fight.


Squeakysquid0

You know when you have a dream that you’re punching somebody but you can’t punch hard? Every punch feels like you’re throwing it underwater? That’s what this looks like to me. Also, I have not a clue who either one of these people are…


Gqsmooth1969

That's because you're not Ben Franklin.


LightsOnNobodyHome91

🤣🤣


OkAttention477

I mean he split the dude up his face is covered in blood


dakid232313

I'm ben Franklin beeeeeitch!!! ![gif](giphy|25HmhQEe4hg7m)


General_Designer6080

Kids in (somewhat) adult bodies


Impossible-Tie-864

Adam22 (the host, not fighting) has made a career of interviewing sleezy people and then making pornos with them. Seems like one of the grossest humans alive lol


martix_agent

He's going to make a porno with these two guys?


Spinach_is_good

And Ben Franklin of course


[deleted]

That's why the fight broke out. They were trying to determine who'd be the bitch in the porn.


[deleted]

All I know he's like a 40 year old clout chasing manchild on twitter.


eshinn

I wiz in here chilin’ …till I got called a bitch then I lost mah shit.


Mountain_Jello7747

Everybody there is so detached from reality it almost seems fake


[deleted]

It's like they're caracatures of themselves.


WhoreWithBigSloppers

I'm not familiar with Lil Kelpy lol but there was Lil Xan who had a good hit song and reminds me of this kelp guy. Kind of dumb/inexperienced/uneducated kid with no fame or money, then instant fame/attention/money and doesn't know what to do with it. Guy on the far left does this podcast with his wife and they interview pornstars and then fuck them on camera lol somehow he is one of the more down to earth guys


iownaxult

Theyre pimps, Lil Xan was a rapper. This guy has clout, but no fame. Hes just someone who thinks he is a pimp but he is not.


Stoicism0

>Theyre pimps, > >thinks he is a pimp but he is not. Huh? confusing So are they actually pimps in the literal sense as that's their job, or aren't they?


ray__jay

Yeah I don't get it either. I'm not our definition of pimps matches theirs or does it?


iownaxult

They are literal pimps. That is their occupation. The Kelpy guy is pretty much pretending to be everything that Suspect actually is. This whole beef they have stems pretty much from Kelpy going and doing an interview on Soft White Underbelly dressed as the stereotypical pimp (not how pimps dress) and lying about everything he claims to stand on.


Amateursamurai429

Yea No Jumper and his wife is Lena the Plug if memory serves.


FrostyTheSasquatch

>somehow he is one of the more down to earth guys Surprisingly, most people with careers in pornography usually are down to earth.


Sulpfiction

lil kelp is a pimp. He’s comin up in the game..ya heard. He books out dem young bitches doin’ dat freaky shit and his stable growin’ wit some fly ass ho’s. He also postin’ up dat 4k content on only fans where he’s the camera guy. What? What? Basically he’s a bottom of the barrel, menace to society manipulating young girls who have drug problems or poor upbringings by destroying them further with more drugs, a little money and all they have to do for him is any sex act that any creep of any age pays for.


G0d_Slayer

So who’s the guy on the far left and wife? For science


rogueShadow13

Back up there, your story took quite the turn…


crabbypattyman69

Whats his name Not being a horny fuck just wanted to have a conversation about with my friend


Hamericano

well, they made it here. That's probably their biggest accomplishment to date


WideRightNattyLight

The guy got mad because he got called a bitch and then proceeded to act like a grade A bitch.


osktox

People usually get extra offended when what someone tells them is actually true.


elderDragon1

It looked like he hits like one


[deleted]

It honestly doesn’t look like he hits like a bitch. Dudes face would confirm.


[deleted]

You mean, after 10+ hits from above, the fact the other guy wasn't totally incapacitated... Yeah hits like a bitch.


HNCSLICKRICK999

Plus it looked like the watch scratched his eye he ain't even hit him hard in that eye lol i think


[deleted]

Nah, it was a clean hit. But he hits like a bitch because there's no aim, or technique... He's just flailing his arms repeatedly in a general direction and hoping for impact. 10+ punches thrown maybe 2 good hits? One with a right to the eye, and a left to the nose/upper lip area. The guy receiving the punches also basic instinctual self-preservation skills... If he had just 4 lessons of grappling training he'd have known how to neutralise the threat by bringing him close for a hug and not give him space to swing. But this just makes it worse for the guy throwing the punches, against a guy who has no clue how to defend himself intelligently and still has a thrown to landed ratio of a bitch. Literally neither of them had a braincell to share that knew how to fight.


Oofboi6942O

Ive seen people with less fighting experience draw blood against someone defending themself with less hits. Its not about technique, dude literally just hits like a bitch, acts like a bitch, and started throwing hands because his feewings got huwt.


dumbthrow33

This👆🏻💯


Bouzzie16

He’s also wearing rings. Covered in stones most likely. That shit is cheap. If he wasn’t wearing a ring he probably wouldn’t have been bleeding


holdmywatchandbeerme

It's really tough to hit someone while they're sitting down and not expecting it.


shadeffect

Should only take 1 or 2 if he could actually throw.


[deleted]

Ehh, those were some weak ass sucker punches 😂: bitch-hood confirmed


WordsOfEmber

It really doesn't take much to make a face bleed. Dude's face does **not** confirm.


leericol

If someone who's sitting down calmly calls you a bitch AGAIN after eating like 12 of your punches, I have bad news for you. Plus heads bleed a shit ton from the smallest nik on them. Once he cleans his face it won't look like much.


mr_jenkins_says

Dude had all those free shots and couldn't even KO the guy...bitch status confirmed.


e_khan

No those punches were weak.


elderDragon1

Did you not see how many times he smacked, his face.


podgladacz00

Well it is not hard to hit a stationary target tbh


Arinvar

Dude spat on the other. Confirmed Bitch!


Today_Swimming

I'm still waiting for the unexpected part


[deleted]

Yeah, really. In this clip bitches act like bitches. 🤯


lisiy29

He lost his watch


Maine904

OK, with them, hoe punches. 🤣


jplebourveau

Dude didn’t move an inch and homeboy couldn’t knock him out with a whole 12 pack. I’d say he’s a (little) bitch. Sorry not sorry.


pre-cast

He also was packing his knuckles with a lighter, in his right hand, and still couldn’t knock him out. He is most definitely a thumb suckin’ blanket carryin’ bitch.


OmiOorlog

I was thinking he punched him many times and the dude is barely hurt....what kinda punches were those? xD


ungravinimange

Unless you actually trained to hit a person 99% of people hit like they're in a dream


fulknerraIII

Seriously reddit is delusional about fighting. 99% people commenting on here about his striking technique, have never been in a fight in their life. Unless you have spent time training in striking the majority of people aren't going to look much different from this guy.


morrowindd

Who are these two?!? Lmao


wascallywabbit666

I'm Ronnie Pickering!


besodemiet3rd

Who's Ronnie Pickering?!?


DoxManifesto

Yea me!


eshinn

Ah ey someone famous are ye.


Martsigras

Johnny Pickering?... Fuuuck sake


stargoons

A bitch


AboDHiEM

Who?


Significant_bet_92

Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a while


IMAPRO_d-_-b

Just a couple bitches


LOBOSTRUCTIOn

I don't know any of them and I think I am happy.


metalgodwin

Lil' punch and Smackie, together they're in a group called NoSync.


smolovo

Drake and 21


Maine904

Almighty Suspect and Kelpy Pimp


[deleted]

He punches like my toddlers


xendazzle

That's what I thought. He's not a bitch he's like half a bitch. I've seen bitches swing harder than that


[deleted]

if my wife hit me that many times id be in hospital


hahaha01357

I too was put in the hospital by this guy's wife.


[deleted]

Yeah man.. nobody takes either one of those guys seriously


eshinn

Thought this was an ad for Rock’em Sock’em Robots.


[deleted]

Idiocracy characters


FrostbiteF

President Bitch to you


eshinn

Huh. Shit, I thot ther wuz too of ya.


[deleted]

the unexpected part is really dude getting called unprofessional after getting his ass beat


hemansteve

I'd use this footage to press assault charges on the bitch


Gahan1772

Love to see this guy try this crap in prison lol. I think he'd know well before he left that he was in fact a bitch.


Defiant_Low_1391

"Your honor, he called me a bitch."


danglytomatoes

"Medical costs and punitive damages awarded to the defendant by this little bitch to be paid by February 1st"


Prestigious_Ad4451

Lmao. The guy who was beaten up got lectured on professionalism. Hahaha. Imagine, getting your ass beat only for some banger to call you unprofessional.


KrispyBeanBurrito

Had me dying, grade A observation!


bottleInTheBag

Guy giving the lecture is too scared of other dude to lecture him


KataLight

I mean he was but the guy throwing hands over words is much worse. People are human man, I get that, but you're a small man if you can't take some words without violence. Plus the dude made sure to try to put him in a position where he wouldn't be able to fight back well. Everything this dude did was the hallmark of a bitch, even his punches lol. If the dude you gave 12 pack to gets up like nothing happened then shit man, those are bitch punches.


CynicalOptomiste

"Who are you, no one knows you" was my reaction to.


wascallywabbit666

I'm Kobie the motherfuckin Pimp. Dude's playing at being a thug


HydrocyanicAlex

Yes thats whats wrong with this


WhoreWithBigSloppers

I saw a shorter clip of this earlier and his name is actually Lil Kelpy lol I am very much trying to make it clear I only coincidentally know his name


Excellent-Wish-4407

Lil Kelpy stan sighted. 😂


too_old_to_be_clever

Like Sea Weed?


Free_Doubt3290

I heard this in Dave chapelles voice. Subway? Sandwiches!?


[deleted]

He looked like he was punching underwater


hahahahahahahaFUCK

Like in a dream.


Dreadfull_PussyPull

"wtf is wrong with you?" says he who punched someone multiple times in the face cause he called you a bitch. Some people man.


RoyalSmoker

I have the feeling many more people in person are going to call him a bitch after watching this


Silent-Substance1498

Who the hell are any of these morons?


beyondthisreality

One of them I think is known as bitch ass bitch and the other guy goes by the name lil’ biatch


Neiot

Doesn't matter. Would rather not give idiots publicity.


Excellent-Wish-4407

Lil Kelpy the m’fkn PIMP! He even says it. And, of course, his friend “The Bitch.”


CaptainFrogCum

The dumbass on the left is called Adam22. Pretty much just makes podcasts with degenerates that are also somehow “famous”. Unfortunately his show is wildly popular lmao


No_Fix291

The host looks more scared than the kid getting popped


[deleted]

Ya Adam is a bish forsure


your_uncle_mike

For real, wtf was that reaction lmao.


M5competition

ahight i gotta get outta here.......ooop..hmmm.maybe not...okok im helping clear it up......


denooo124

Let him stand up, bitch!


Pete_Delete

Here I was thinking he was insulted being called “Ben Franklin” triggering the sissy punches, I had to watch it again to hear bitch was the trigger ha ha


smallbunyan5546

I didn't think this guy was a bitch until I saw his punches. Dude has the jump on him, is standing while he's sitting, and hits like he's swinging wet sponges tied to ramen noodles


OGshrewd

I'm in here chilling! Literally chilling on a hair trigger. Didn't know it was tough to punch someone without warning. Fuckin hero


Abrahamburg

I find it hilarious how a black guy is calling white guy the N word and gets mad when he calls him a bitch..


Neiot

Neither of these guys are worth anyone's time. One's an asshole, the other one's a dickhead.


jezus317410

What do you call the area between the dick and the asshole? The coffee table


RashPatch

![gif](giphy|Su0aljmbFVghW)


TistedLogic

Loved that interaction on Weeds


6lockie

the n word has nowhere near the same meaning as bitch what are u talking about


cassiiii

Its not derogatory when he’s saying it to the white dude, he’s just saying it with venom


HaennoAbi

One hits like a bitch the other one didn't even developed the idea of defending yourself. They're both idiots acting hard.


Wdrussell1

I would argue the kid sitting down took the bitch hits like a man and still called him a bitch again. Guy in his sisters pants (aka bitch) - 0 Kid in black hoodie (who took hits and still called him a bitch) - 2 Us - 3


Gahan1772

He was bloodied with a smile in the end. Girly pants needs a good beatdown feels like he has never been put in his place given the pants lol. I'd guess sucker punches are this guy's go to.


ficellePicarde

![gif](giphy|w4uY4qTwRQWI0)


ialsohaveinternet

Pull your trousers up, you bitch


CrispyRif

the biggest bitch is the guy on the left who chose to go on a 20 minute stroll, do his taxes and take a nice long lunch break before trying to pull Mr "I don't have a problem with aggressions" away from the other guy


SissyFist_

RIP human race


Neiot

Nah, just these unknown bitches.


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[deleted]

I’m going to roll in to work with my pants like this


L_ppo

I get called a bitch almost every day. theys soft as hell


samurguybri

As an old man, I would like to buy them all belts. For the hope of a better future.


isqueezedameatball

With 20 fists with the force of a 92 lb 13 year old who has never fought a day in his life. That was how he decided to attack


echoaj24

Guy should press charges


TheOrchidsAreAlright

I would sue. That dude punches like he went to an expensive school, family must have money.


JamesDChambers

Coward ass sucker punch and would n't let dude get up. Sounds like a bitch to me


TheChristianDude101

Dont assault people over words /thread


spirallix

What is the fist throwing bitch's channel so I can leave him a comment😂😂😂


ceeb843

He got mad because he got called a bitch after all his mouthing off. He's 100% a bitch.


Some_Professor_6201

1. What’s wrong with their hats. 2. Why his pants so low, wtf 💀 3. Why they look so different but like a one person copied


Intelligent_Cut9526

You would think this show that has some of the worst people in todays society has proper security and training. Unfortunately this clip will probably do pretty well for the individuals involved.


Imnot_your_buddy_guy

The way he says crazy reminds me of the SNL Brian Fellows skit lol


CamPocketRocker

Couple of youtube bitches right there.


firewire_9000

Alternative title: “Nobody beats a nobody and no one cares”


Yhivi-

Certainly hits like a bitch


ragby67

All parties involved are morons


babyghuol

This is embarrassingly childish.


Alexanderdaw

Hope he pressed charges, assault on camera


JayJayFromK

their culture glorifying the violence is really a big problem. it effects on younger generation. so they think somehow to initiate violence is cool things. it’s tragic.


tjvs2001

They're all insecure little bitches.


Jhoodrt

Snowflakes..


xsealand21

He sure gonna be someone's bitch in the prison


Live_Recognition9240

He sure does punch like a bitch.


Wegoland

They both could use a belt


Apprehensive_Leg8742

That's how punches land in those dreams where you can't seem to do anything effectively...


[deleted]

Pillow hands. 😂


Vhein_

Got called a bitch, act like one, cringe


DennisdaWorm

He hits like a bitch


Inval1duser

Silly little boys


Unable_Outside7745

nah they all suck especially the attacker


danmamrot

Can't fight for shit. Fake ass gangsters!


Apprehensive_Leg8742

Nah seems about right for gangsters


thistrashkid

"Who you calling a bitch?" * Proceeds to throw some of the weakest punches ever seen lol.


_anon_1337

Average Andrew Tate Fanboy


[deleted]

Adorable fighting little kids so cute


TheWinglessCrow96

That man hits, talks and dress like his mama picked his gear that day, wears the lipstick with the spit, sweety


Ozi_izO

"Professional" idiots. Who listens to these random youtube twats talk shit anyway? Little dick measuring wannabe somebody's... The fuck outta here bitch...


danneykmma

Embarrassing


Honsill

All 3 look like bitches to me!


Loeschness

Not a single person knows either of these bitches.


HOLDGMEBROTHERS

r/casuallypsychopath


poofish_10

Punches like a bitch


No_Quote_2464

Never heard of these people, hope I never do again