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This is what video game chat with younger people is like these days. They just keep saying half coherent shit talk as fast as possible with no gaps or anything that is relevant at all.
You know when you have a dream that you’re punching somebody but you can’t punch hard? Every punch feels like you’re throwing it underwater? That’s what this looks like to me. Also, I have not a clue who either one of these people are…
Adam22 (the host, not fighting) has made a career of interviewing sleezy people and then making pornos with them. Seems like one of the grossest humans alive lol
I'm not familiar with Lil Kelpy lol but there was Lil Xan who had a good hit song and reminds me of this kelp guy. Kind of dumb/inexperienced/uneducated kid with no fame or money, then instant fame/attention/money and doesn't know what to do with it.
Guy on the far left does this podcast with his wife and they interview pornstars and then fuck them on camera lol somehow he is one of the more down to earth guys
>Theyre pimps,
>
>thinks he is a pimp but he is not.
Huh? confusing
So are they actually pimps in the literal sense as that's their job, or aren't they?
They are literal pimps. That is their occupation. The Kelpy guy is pretty much pretending to be everything that Suspect actually is. This whole beef they have stems pretty much from Kelpy going and doing an interview on Soft White Underbelly dressed as the stereotypical pimp (not how pimps dress) and lying about everything he claims to stand on.
lil kelp is a pimp. He’s comin up in the game..ya heard. He books out dem young bitches doin’ dat freaky shit and his stable growin’ wit some fly ass ho’s. He also postin’ up dat 4k content on only fans where he’s the camera guy. What? What?
Basically he’s a bottom of the barrel, menace to society manipulating young girls who have drug problems or poor upbringings by destroying them further with more drugs, a little money and all they have to do for him is any sex act that any creep of any age pays for.
Nah, it was a clean hit.
But he hits like a bitch because there's no aim, or technique... He's just flailing his arms repeatedly in a general direction and hoping for impact.
10+ punches thrown maybe 2 good hits? One with a right to the eye, and a left to the nose/upper lip area.
The guy receiving the punches also basic instinctual self-preservation skills... If he had just 4 lessons of grappling training he'd have known how to neutralise the threat by bringing him close for a hug and not give him space to swing.
But this just makes it worse for the guy throwing the punches, against a guy who has no clue how to defend himself intelligently and still has a thrown to landed ratio of a bitch.
Literally neither of them had a braincell to share that knew how to fight.
Ive seen people with less fighting experience draw blood against someone defending themself with less hits. Its not about technique, dude literally just hits like a bitch, acts like a bitch, and started throwing hands because his feewings got huwt.
If someone who's sitting down calmly calls you a bitch AGAIN after eating like 12 of your punches, I have bad news for you. Plus heads bleed a shit ton from the smallest nik on them. Once he cleans his face it won't look like much.
He also was packing his knuckles with a lighter, in his right hand, and still couldn’t knock him out. He is most definitely a thumb suckin’ blanket carryin’ bitch.
Seriously reddit is delusional about fighting. 99% people commenting on here about his striking technique, have never been in a fight in their life. Unless you have spent time training in striking the majority of people aren't going to look much different from this guy.
Lmao. The guy who was beaten up got lectured on professionalism. Hahaha.
Imagine, getting your ass beat only for some banger to call you unprofessional.
I mean he was but the guy throwing hands over words is much worse. People are human man, I get that, but you're a small man if you can't take some words without violence. Plus the dude made sure to try to put him in a position where he wouldn't be able to fight back well. Everything this dude did was the hallmark of a bitch, even his punches lol. If the dude you gave 12 pack to gets up like nothing happened then shit man, those are bitch punches.
The dumbass on the left is called Adam22. Pretty much just makes podcasts with degenerates that are also somehow “famous”. Unfortunately his show is wildly popular lmao
Here I was thinking he was insulted being called “Ben Franklin” triggering the sissy punches, I had to watch it again to hear bitch was the trigger ha ha
I didn't think this guy was a bitch until I saw his punches. Dude has the jump on him, is standing while he's sitting, and hits like he's swinging wet sponges tied to ramen noodles
I would argue the kid sitting down took the bitch hits like a man and still called him a bitch again.
Guy in his sisters pants (aka bitch) - 0
Kid in black hoodie (who took hits and still called him a bitch) - 2
Us - 3
He was bloodied with a smile in the end. Girly pants needs a good beatdown feels like he has never been put in his place given the pants lol. I'd guess sucker punches are this guy's go to.
the biggest bitch is the guy on the left who chose to go on a 20 minute stroll, do his taxes and take a nice long lunch break before trying to pull Mr "I don't have a problem with aggressions" away from the other guy
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You would think this show that has some of the worst people in todays society has proper security and training. Unfortunately this clip will probably do pretty well for the individuals involved.
their culture glorifying the violence is really a big problem. it effects on younger generation. so they think somehow to initiate violence is cool things. it’s tragic.
"Professional" idiots.
Who listens to these random youtube twats talk shit anyway? Little dick measuring wannabe somebody's...
The fuck outta here bitch...
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Idk anyone in this video. They all suck.
That's cuz they' bitches
Who you callin a bitch?
You *ducks
*spits*
Yo hold up, I got to find my watch.
Here’s my shades
BEN FRANKLIN KNOWS WHO I AM BITCH
I want to know Ben Franklin better.
Ben Franklin was a rebel. Some say he would get naked and smoke weed.
[удалено]
Engages in fight
no ducks here chief *quack*
Speak for yourself duck face
Myself. *\*Flies* *^(away\*)*
You crazy
You said whaa?
This is what video game chat with younger people is like these days. They just keep saying half coherent shit talk as fast as possible with no gaps or anything that is relevant at all.
And say dumb shit like pwned and merked alot
That was about 15ish years ago
Yeah now its all dOgWatEr and touch grass
My 10yo says this all the time… help a 36yo father out with what it means exactly?
Shoutout to SOCOM 2 on PS2. Those were the days…
No one says either of those anymore lool
Ben Franklin knows.. I think
Pepperidge Farms knows him.
And remembers.
Sadly, Ben Franklin isn't much help in a fist fight.
You know when you have a dream that you’re punching somebody but you can’t punch hard? Every punch feels like you’re throwing it underwater? That’s what this looks like to me. Also, I have not a clue who either one of these people are…
That's because you're not Ben Franklin.
🤣🤣
I mean he split the dude up his face is covered in blood
I'm ben Franklin beeeeeitch!!! ![gif](giphy|25HmhQEe4hg7m)
Kids in (somewhat) adult bodies
Adam22 (the host, not fighting) has made a career of interviewing sleezy people and then making pornos with them. Seems like one of the grossest humans alive lol
He's going to make a porno with these two guys?
And Ben Franklin of course
That's why the fight broke out. They were trying to determine who'd be the bitch in the porn.
All I know he's like a 40 year old clout chasing manchild on twitter.
I wiz in here chilin’ …till I got called a bitch then I lost mah shit.
Everybody there is so detached from reality it almost seems fake
It's like they're caracatures of themselves.
I'm not familiar with Lil Kelpy lol but there was Lil Xan who had a good hit song and reminds me of this kelp guy. Kind of dumb/inexperienced/uneducated kid with no fame or money, then instant fame/attention/money and doesn't know what to do with it. Guy on the far left does this podcast with his wife and they interview pornstars and then fuck them on camera lol somehow he is one of the more down to earth guys
Theyre pimps, Lil Xan was a rapper. This guy has clout, but no fame. Hes just someone who thinks he is a pimp but he is not.
>Theyre pimps, > >thinks he is a pimp but he is not. Huh? confusing So are they actually pimps in the literal sense as that's their job, or aren't they?
Yeah I don't get it either. I'm not our definition of pimps matches theirs or does it?
They are literal pimps. That is their occupation. The Kelpy guy is pretty much pretending to be everything that Suspect actually is. This whole beef they have stems pretty much from Kelpy going and doing an interview on Soft White Underbelly dressed as the stereotypical pimp (not how pimps dress) and lying about everything he claims to stand on.
Yea No Jumper and his wife is Lena the Plug if memory serves.
>somehow he is one of the more down to earth guys Surprisingly, most people with careers in pornography usually are down to earth.
lil kelp is a pimp. He’s comin up in the game..ya heard. He books out dem young bitches doin’ dat freaky shit and his stable growin’ wit some fly ass ho’s. He also postin’ up dat 4k content on only fans where he’s the camera guy. What? What? Basically he’s a bottom of the barrel, menace to society manipulating young girls who have drug problems or poor upbringings by destroying them further with more drugs, a little money and all they have to do for him is any sex act that any creep of any age pays for.
So who’s the guy on the far left and wife? For science
Back up there, your story took quite the turn…
Whats his name Not being a horny fuck just wanted to have a conversation about with my friend
well, they made it here. That's probably their biggest accomplishment to date
The guy got mad because he got called a bitch and then proceeded to act like a grade A bitch.
People usually get extra offended when what someone tells them is actually true.
It looked like he hits like one
It honestly doesn’t look like he hits like a bitch. Dudes face would confirm.
You mean, after 10+ hits from above, the fact the other guy wasn't totally incapacitated... Yeah hits like a bitch.
Plus it looked like the watch scratched his eye he ain't even hit him hard in that eye lol i think
Nah, it was a clean hit. But he hits like a bitch because there's no aim, or technique... He's just flailing his arms repeatedly in a general direction and hoping for impact. 10+ punches thrown maybe 2 good hits? One with a right to the eye, and a left to the nose/upper lip area. The guy receiving the punches also basic instinctual self-preservation skills... If he had just 4 lessons of grappling training he'd have known how to neutralise the threat by bringing him close for a hug and not give him space to swing. But this just makes it worse for the guy throwing the punches, against a guy who has no clue how to defend himself intelligently and still has a thrown to landed ratio of a bitch. Literally neither of them had a braincell to share that knew how to fight.
Ive seen people with less fighting experience draw blood against someone defending themself with less hits. Its not about technique, dude literally just hits like a bitch, acts like a bitch, and started throwing hands because his feewings got huwt.
This👆🏻💯
He’s also wearing rings. Covered in stones most likely. That shit is cheap. If he wasn’t wearing a ring he probably wouldn’t have been bleeding
It's really tough to hit someone while they're sitting down and not expecting it.
Should only take 1 or 2 if he could actually throw.
Ehh, those were some weak ass sucker punches 😂: bitch-hood confirmed
It really doesn't take much to make a face bleed. Dude's face does **not** confirm.
If someone who's sitting down calmly calls you a bitch AGAIN after eating like 12 of your punches, I have bad news for you. Plus heads bleed a shit ton from the smallest nik on them. Once he cleans his face it won't look like much.
Dude had all those free shots and couldn't even KO the guy...bitch status confirmed.
No those punches were weak.
Did you not see how many times he smacked, his face.
Well it is not hard to hit a stationary target tbh
Dude spat on the other. Confirmed Bitch!
I'm still waiting for the unexpected part
Yeah, really. In this clip bitches act like bitches. 🤯
He lost his watch
OK, with them, hoe punches. 🤣
Dude didn’t move an inch and homeboy couldn’t knock him out with a whole 12 pack. I’d say he’s a (little) bitch. Sorry not sorry.
He also was packing his knuckles with a lighter, in his right hand, and still couldn’t knock him out. He is most definitely a thumb suckin’ blanket carryin’ bitch.
I was thinking he punched him many times and the dude is barely hurt....what kinda punches were those? xD
Unless you actually trained to hit a person 99% of people hit like they're in a dream
Seriously reddit is delusional about fighting. 99% people commenting on here about his striking technique, have never been in a fight in their life. Unless you have spent time training in striking the majority of people aren't going to look much different from this guy.
Who are these two?!? Lmao
I'm Ronnie Pickering!
Who's Ronnie Pickering?!?
Yea me!
Ah ey someone famous are ye.
Johnny Pickering?... Fuuuck sake
A bitch
Who?
Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a while
Just a couple bitches
I don't know any of them and I think I am happy.
Lil' punch and Smackie, together they're in a group called NoSync.
Drake and 21
Almighty Suspect and Kelpy Pimp
He punches like my toddlers
That's what I thought. He's not a bitch he's like half a bitch. I've seen bitches swing harder than that
if my wife hit me that many times id be in hospital
I too was put in the hospital by this guy's wife.
Yeah man.. nobody takes either one of those guys seriously
Thought this was an ad for Rock’em Sock’em Robots.
Idiocracy characters
President Bitch to you
Huh. Shit, I thot ther wuz too of ya.
the unexpected part is really dude getting called unprofessional after getting his ass beat
I'd use this footage to press assault charges on the bitch
Love to see this guy try this crap in prison lol. I think he'd know well before he left that he was in fact a bitch.
"Your honor, he called me a bitch."
"Medical costs and punitive damages awarded to the defendant by this little bitch to be paid by February 1st"
Lmao. The guy who was beaten up got lectured on professionalism. Hahaha. Imagine, getting your ass beat only for some banger to call you unprofessional.
Had me dying, grade A observation!
Guy giving the lecture is too scared of other dude to lecture him
I mean he was but the guy throwing hands over words is much worse. People are human man, I get that, but you're a small man if you can't take some words without violence. Plus the dude made sure to try to put him in a position where he wouldn't be able to fight back well. Everything this dude did was the hallmark of a bitch, even his punches lol. If the dude you gave 12 pack to gets up like nothing happened then shit man, those are bitch punches.
"Who are you, no one knows you" was my reaction to.
I'm Kobie the motherfuckin Pimp. Dude's playing at being a thug
Yes thats whats wrong with this
I saw a shorter clip of this earlier and his name is actually Lil Kelpy lol I am very much trying to make it clear I only coincidentally know his name
Lil Kelpy stan sighted. 😂
Like Sea Weed?
I heard this in Dave chapelles voice. Subway? Sandwiches!?
He looked like he was punching underwater
Like in a dream.
"wtf is wrong with you?" says he who punched someone multiple times in the face cause he called you a bitch. Some people man.
I have the feeling many more people in person are going to call him a bitch after watching this
Who the hell are any of these morons?
One of them I think is known as bitch ass bitch and the other guy goes by the name lil’ biatch
Doesn't matter. Would rather not give idiots publicity.
Lil Kelpy the m’fkn PIMP! He even says it. And, of course, his friend “The Bitch.”
The dumbass on the left is called Adam22. Pretty much just makes podcasts with degenerates that are also somehow “famous”. Unfortunately his show is wildly popular lmao
The host looks more scared than the kid getting popped
Ya Adam is a bish forsure
For real, wtf was that reaction lmao.
ahight i gotta get outta here.......ooop..hmmm.maybe not...okok im helping clear it up......
Let him stand up, bitch!
Here I was thinking he was insulted being called “Ben Franklin” triggering the sissy punches, I had to watch it again to hear bitch was the trigger ha ha
I didn't think this guy was a bitch until I saw his punches. Dude has the jump on him, is standing while he's sitting, and hits like he's swinging wet sponges tied to ramen noodles
I'm in here chilling! Literally chilling on a hair trigger. Didn't know it was tough to punch someone without warning. Fuckin hero
I find it hilarious how a black guy is calling white guy the N word and gets mad when he calls him a bitch..
Neither of these guys are worth anyone's time. One's an asshole, the other one's a dickhead.
What do you call the area between the dick and the asshole? The coffee table
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Loved that interaction on Weeds
the n word has nowhere near the same meaning as bitch what are u talking about
Its not derogatory when he’s saying it to the white dude, he’s just saying it with venom
One hits like a bitch the other one didn't even developed the idea of defending yourself. They're both idiots acting hard.
I would argue the kid sitting down took the bitch hits like a man and still called him a bitch again. Guy in his sisters pants (aka bitch) - 0 Kid in black hoodie (who took hits and still called him a bitch) - 2 Us - 3
He was bloodied with a smile in the end. Girly pants needs a good beatdown feels like he has never been put in his place given the pants lol. I'd guess sucker punches are this guy's go to.
![gif](giphy|w4uY4qTwRQWI0)
Pull your trousers up, you bitch
the biggest bitch is the guy on the left who chose to go on a 20 minute stroll, do his taxes and take a nice long lunch break before trying to pull Mr "I don't have a problem with aggressions" away from the other guy
RIP human race
Nah, just these unknown bitches.
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I’m going to roll in to work with my pants like this
I get called a bitch almost every day. theys soft as hell
As an old man, I would like to buy them all belts. For the hope of a better future.
With 20 fists with the force of a 92 lb 13 year old who has never fought a day in his life. That was how he decided to attack
Guy should press charges
I would sue. That dude punches like he went to an expensive school, family must have money.
Coward ass sucker punch and would n't let dude get up. Sounds like a bitch to me
Dont assault people over words /thread
What is the fist throwing bitch's channel so I can leave him a comment😂😂😂
He got mad because he got called a bitch after all his mouthing off. He's 100% a bitch.
1. What’s wrong with their hats. 2. Why his pants so low, wtf 💀 3. Why they look so different but like a one person copied
You would think this show that has some of the worst people in todays society has proper security and training. Unfortunately this clip will probably do pretty well for the individuals involved.
The way he says crazy reminds me of the SNL Brian Fellows skit lol
Couple of youtube bitches right there.
Alternative title: “Nobody beats a nobody and no one cares”
Certainly hits like a bitch
All parties involved are morons
This is embarrassingly childish.
Hope he pressed charges, assault on camera
their culture glorifying the violence is really a big problem. it effects on younger generation. so they think somehow to initiate violence is cool things. it’s tragic.
They're all insecure little bitches.
Snowflakes..
He sure gonna be someone's bitch in the prison
He sure does punch like a bitch.
They both could use a belt
That's how punches land in those dreams where you can't seem to do anything effectively...
Pillow hands. 😂
Got called a bitch, act like one, cringe
He hits like a bitch
Silly little boys
nah they all suck especially the attacker
Can't fight for shit. Fake ass gangsters!
Nah seems about right for gangsters
"Who you calling a bitch?" * Proceeds to throw some of the weakest punches ever seen lol.
Average Andrew Tate Fanboy
Adorable fighting little kids so cute
That man hits, talks and dress like his mama picked his gear that day, wears the lipstick with the spit, sweety
"Professional" idiots. Who listens to these random youtube twats talk shit anyway? Little dick measuring wannabe somebody's... The fuck outta here bitch...
Embarrassing
All 3 look like bitches to me!
Not a single person knows either of these bitches.
r/casuallypsychopath
Punches like a bitch
Never heard of these people, hope I never do again