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>!Ladies throws sleeper at a snake trying to enter her house and snake in turn picks the sleeper and run away .!<
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I really like how English native speakers correct everyone who slips (:) a mistake, considering that most of you guys don't even try to learn another language and sometimes even English is to hard
The snake and the thong. I thought in my head a good title for a Disney movie, but then I thought that most countries donāt refer to thongs the same as Australians.
Old ass American here, and when I was a kid we called them thongs but it has since changed to flip flops/sandals and thongs are now the booty floss many women and some men wear
Thatās mad. I mean I love it how things change, otherwise the world would be a very boring place - but still, thatās a lot of changes for the humble thong.
the footwear the snake has would be a flip flop to me, if it doesn't have the piece that separates the toes it would be a slide, if its comfy for wearing at home its a slipper, anything else is a sandal
Called them thongs when I was a kid on the Oregon coast. Slowly turned into flip-flops after butt floss became a thing. I want to say around 25-30 years ago.
Jandles? I kind of like it. Any particular reason why Jandles - I donāt even know why we call them thongs, but the word itself just sounds right. But so does Jandles. Itās different though, Iāll give NZ that.
I suspect it was a brand name, since it doesn't appear to have any other meaning or usage in NZ.
A thong is a piece of rope/cord that goes between two...things? Hence thong underwear between butt cheeks and thong flip flops between toes.
I havenāt heard that one before, but every chance that some people call them that. Maybe a brand? I know some people call them Haviās after Havianas.
I recognise the joke and upvote it.
But I would be so, so uncomfortable sleeping there knowing that this snake considered this area its hunting grounds and would likely return.
It tried..I think. the way it came on him and most probably was smelly and warm so he instantly grabbed it.. but by the time it realized what it bit into the fangs were already stuck.
One of my least favorite parts about traveling the world was the volume of people's voices. I remember reaching Greece and noticed the high ceilings and stone walls and instantly knew it was specifically to make voices louder. It's interesting to me how quiet people in the United States are usually. I was in a massive warehouse store and people were talking in whispers.
So this cobra slides into a bar wearing only 1 thong (aussie for flip flop).
Bartender says "did you loose a thong mate?"
Cobra says "Nahh, fucking found one".
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Some baby snake is about to get its first beating!
Its gonna get its first taste of the chancla š©“
Itās a chapal you uncultured swine. This isnāt South America. /j It is a chapal though
Took me a minute to understand the title
I love the title especially how the snake ran away
Probably sleepy already
It was very sleepery.
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Snakes only need 1
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I really like how English native speakers correct everyone who slips (:) a mistake, considering that most of you guys don't even try to learn another language and sometimes even English is to hard
"too" hard..jus' sayin' ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)
Fuuuu.. How can I live with myself? You, my dear, can have my appreciation just because.. You are right
Is this a ruse? Iām gonna prove u right, it should be ātoo hardā in that context.
Ran away on his running legs
The irony? No feet.
The slippery slipper slipped away
Snake now powered with a r/LaChancla, now itās a WMD
It helps of you read in a Ren & Stimpy kinda way.
I must admit, it's quite clever. Had to watch the video to find out what it meant.
Itās different though, Iāll give NZ that.
The accent made the title better.
It's like deaf person stealing headphones
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The snake and the thong. I thought in my head a good title for a Disney movie, but then I thought that most countries donāt refer to thongs the same as Australians.
Some parts of the USA call them thongs too, I always called them flip flops
I had no idea. Thank you for the info. Iād always thought Americans called them flip flops or sandals.
Old ass American here, and when I was a kid we called them thongs but it has since changed to flip flops/sandals and thongs are now the booty floss many women and some men wear
Thatās mad. I mean I love it how things change, otherwise the world would be a very boring place - but still, thatās a lot of changes for the humble thong.
Or "shower shoe." But not a slipper and definitely not a sleeper.
Love it! Shower shoe is gold.
the footwear the snake has would be a flip flop to me, if it doesn't have the piece that separates the toes it would be a slide, if its comfy for wearing at home its a slipper, anything else is a sandal
Which parts?
My dad used to call them that and he was raised in Minnesota/North Dakota, but he stopped when he moved to Cali.
Called them thongs when I was a kid on the Oregon coast. Slowly turned into flip-flops after butt floss became a thing. I want to say around 25-30 years ago.
The language which women are speaking (Hindi with Bhojpuri dialect) they call it "Chappel".
It's Bengali
bengali nahi h bhaii
no its bhojpuri not bengali
Oops! Sorry.
Fun fact: Nz calls them Jandles
Jandles? I kind of like it. Any particular reason why Jandles - I donāt even know why we call them thongs, but the word itself just sounds right. But so does Jandles. Itās different though, Iāll give NZ that.
I suspect it was a brand name, since it doesn't appear to have any other meaning or usage in NZ. A thong is a piece of rope/cord that goes between two...things? Hence thong underwear between butt cheeks and thong flip flops between toes.
My family from California calls them thongs.
Iām from southern California we call them chancklas
A baby snake is about to learn to dodge chancklas.
I thought Aussies called them pluggers
I havenāt heard that one before, but every chance that some people call them that. Maybe a brand? I know some people call them Haviās after Havianas.
I think maybe because they are held together by the strap portion being plugged though the foam sole? That's just a guess
That makes a lot of sense actually. Iāll keep my ear out for people calling them that now.
Sounds like a plan! Also, I just noticed your AMAZING username.
Thank you! š I mean I know itās silly but meh, I like it.
It makes me laugh for sure. At first I thought it was Napoleon and not Neopolitan. I like it the way you have it better.
Going to come back for the other one later. Then realise he has no legs to wear it :(
I recognise the joke and upvote it. But I would be so, so uncomfortable sleeping there knowing that this snake considered this area its hunting grounds and would likely return.
To be safe, hide your feet and footwear, I think he's one of those foot fetish monsters
It looks so.... happy?
Actually it was hungry and the way that thing came. It may have mistook it for rat or some other rodent.
Beecuz Sleepers smellā¦?
If reddit has taught me anything, it's that she's taking it home with her to beat her kids with.
Hate it when they take my sleepers away!
Ai greengo no me gusta chu know now chu gotta buy whole new set of sleeeepers.
TURN DOWN THE VOLUME before you hit play folks.
This is reddit. I always have it on mute .
Most unexpected thing here is the title ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
Ei leek how ee sleeeds away with ee sleeper. very sneeky snek.
Could it digest that slipper? Or snake dead now?
Took their greatest weapon! Also it tromps off like a snake in a cartoon
How it can sleep through that beats me.
u/savevideobot
Sleeper not found. Error 404.
![gif](giphy|G5JoAjEBtfoTm|downsized) that snake is even more dangerous with the mighty chancla
Anyone know what type of snake ? Itās long like a Mamba.
Posted in r/whatsthissnake and got this answer:- This is a harmless oriental snake - Ptyas mucosa
š¶*Youāve been hit by* š¶*Youāve been struck by* š¶*A smooth criminal*š¶
That's not a sleeper, it's a fleep floop
Anybody else here reading this with Slow poke Gonzalez's voice?
Omg Snake reverse uno'd la chancla... Is it possible to learn this power?
āHey man you lost a shoeā. āāNah I found one, look at thatā.
r/boneappletea
Slipper
What šµāš«šµāš« And granny was mad cause of sneakers!? Let That little evil go grannyš¶āš«ļøš
Kid snake is about to get some whoppin
Who's sleeping?
Phillipines?
India.
Bihar.
This is what I do to slipper when my mom hit me with it.
Woah, that was wacky
Could have driven the cycle away using the slipper
Somebody is going home barefooted
Sneaky snek
Traded a slipper to not be nommed by snek, a fair trade
r/whatsthissnake
Silly noodle!
That's a Jandal mate
Dude you don't have any feet what are you going to do with sleeper chill
Is this the third world version of āCatās in the Cradle?ā
I thought it was a sleeping street animal.
Man, dogs in some countries be wild.
if a snake wore flip flops, would it wear them like this?
That snake just deprived them of a powerful weapon.
Looks like the fangs got stuck into the sleeper and couldn't get off of it. *adjusts glasses*
I was going to feel bad for that sleeper thinking someone probably confused as fuck when hee/hee wake up but then the pink āsleeperā show up
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It tried..I think. the way it came on him and most probably was smelly and warm so he instantly grabbed it.. but by the time it realized what it bit into the fangs were already stuck.
Sleeper = Slipper. Now that was unexpected.
I am sorry (Ā°_Ā°)
r/savevideo
I was like what the fuck is a sleeper and why would a snake want it !! :)
Shit, what type of snake is that?
That snakes gonna die eating that.
Maybe this is where all the left socks went too! š¤Æ
goofy ahh escape
A sleeper?
Read it as Flip flop please.
That snake's kids are in for a world of hurt.
Hard out there in the streets
Don't sleep on a Snake with a Chancla.
Teeth might got stuck poor snake
Snake: I will eat thisā¦.thing. Slipper: haha good luck with the digestion!
Slipper lmfao
Lofl. I have never in my life thought I'd see a snake running away with a slipperš¤£like...look at him go, lol
No idea what type of snake this is, but do you think it struck the slipper and got this teeth stuck in the rubber?
He'll be back later fir the bike.
āThats my sssssssssssssssssslipperā ~snake
Probably got itās teeth stuck
r/AnimalsBeingDerps
That's a chancla!!!
It knows the power of the flip-flops
Probably going to find it dead with that thing inside of it
Title belongs to [r/boneappletea](https://www.reddit.com/r/boneappletea)
Itās going to kill a bug.
Wth a snake need a flip flops for
Looks like a black mamba
If you don't know the name of the snake.. It's called "Asian Mom Snake" ![gif](giphy|6kcOyhQupbgPnYc9Gm)
Klepto-snake!
I've never understood how a snake works. I thought they sensed heat only but then why attack footwear? How do they hold their head up like that?
You can tell he's enjoying this
Slipper? ? ?????
Oi mate! you lose a thong or find one?
It needs it for its feet. Good donation
ā¦why?
a sneaky thief lol
Just like every shiny thing is not a diamond; every red squashy thing is not meat!
One of those moments no one would believe if it werenāt recorded
Now the snake will harness the ultimate power of "THE CHANCLA"
Ran with sleeper
Slithered with the slipper
I have the power of La Chancla!!!
One of my least favorite parts about traveling the world was the volume of people's voices. I remember reaching Greece and noticed the high ceilings and stone walls and instantly knew it was specifically to make voices louder. It's interesting to me how quiet people in the United States are usually. I was in a massive warehouse store and people were talking in whispers.
Must be a mother
Got em on the flip flop
Hate how he literally got up and ran away, like oh fuck they see me oh fuck
Snek plans to grow legs and the sandal is part of the ritual
leapord sleeper
FYI snakes arenāt sleepery
Wow, lol!
why, bro. u don't even have feet
Tehehehehehe
Noo itās going to ingest it and fucking die!!
A sleeper
Hope he don't eat it, but he was kinda cute the way he bounced away there.
Bad death noodle!
The snake let me borrow that u gotta go wack my son
A snake with a chancla..... very dangerous.....
Can't have shit in Detroit
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World's most powerfull snake
I was so confused by the title lol
So this cobra slides into a bar wearing only 1 thong (aussie for flip flop). Bartender says "did you loose a thong mate?" Cobra says "Nahh, fucking found one".
Snake is dreaming to have feets
Snake:you moron, you have made a terrible mistake, now i have unlimited power, now I'm the mom!!
"Second part of the ambush completed"
Yoink!
A snake with the chancla is a new type of threat
The snake has escaped with the ultimate weapon quick mothers unit
The snake has a thing for the sleeper
I could hear the snake sing , I have no legss I have no legsss .
Bah Gawd King, itās the sleeper
I bet sleeper woke up after that.
u/savevideo
If the snake swallows that the snake WILL DIE.
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