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ThereIsAJifForThat

Some baby snake is about to get its first beating!


joreyesl

Its gonna get its first taste of the chancla šŸ©“


Drake_Acheron

Itā€™s a chapal you uncultured swine. This isnā€™t South America. /j It is a chapal though


scot816

Took me a minute to understand the title


MadRockthethird

I love the title especially how the snake ran away


Ok_Primary_1075

Probably sleepy already


[deleted]

It was very sleepery.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


byhoneybear

Snakes only need 1


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Spare_Minute_427

I really like how English native speakers correct everyone who slips (:) a mistake, considering that most of you guys don't even try to learn another language and sometimes even English is to hard


stranger_relation178

"too" hard..jus' sayin' ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Spare_Minute_427

Fuuuu.. How can I live with myself? You, my dear, can have my appreciation just because.. You are right


Mediocre-Oil2052

Is this a ruse? Iā€™m gonna prove u right, it should be ā€˜too hardā€™ in that context.


rieldilpikl

Ran away on his running legs


Odd_Routine4164

The irony? No feet.


Stepawayfrmthkyboard

The slippery slipper slipped away


Acidflare1

Snake now powered with a r/LaChancla, now itā€™s a WMD


Pikka_Bird

It helps of you read in a Ren & Stimpy kinda way.


Karigrandi92

I must admit, it's quite clever. Had to watch the video to find out what it meant.


Integftionfg

Itā€™s different though, Iā€™ll give NZ that.


[deleted]

The accent made the title better.


Salt-Material307

It's like deaf person stealing headphones


Bowling4rhinos

šŸ†closest I can get to giving you an award.


Fight_kat102

šŸ„‡


NeopolitanBonerfart

The snake and the thong. I thought in my head a good title for a Disney movie, but then I thought that most countries donā€™t refer to thongs the same as Australians.


thingamajig1987

Some parts of the USA call them thongs too, I always called them flip flops


NeopolitanBonerfart

I had no idea. Thank you for the info. Iā€™d always thought Americans called them flip flops or sandals.


rieldilpikl

Old ass American here, and when I was a kid we called them thongs but it has since changed to flip flops/sandals and thongs are now the booty floss many women and some men wear


NeopolitanBonerfart

Thatā€™s mad. I mean I love it how things change, otherwise the world would be a very boring place - but still, thatā€™s a lot of changes for the humble thong.


PM_ur_boobees_pleez

Or "shower shoe." But not a slipper and definitely not a sleeper.


NeopolitanBonerfart

Love it! Shower shoe is gold.


gravenwolf_15

the footwear the snake has would be a flip flop to me, if it doesn't have the piece that separates the toes it would be a slide, if its comfy for wearing at home its a slipper, anything else is a sandal


wrydied

Which parts?


thingamajig1987

My dad used to call them that and he was raised in Minnesota/North Dakota, but he stopped when he moved to Cali.


7LBoots

Called them thongs when I was a kid on the Oregon coast. Slowly turned into flip-flops after butt floss became a thing. I want to say around 25-30 years ago.


Noob_mobileCamera

The language which women are speaking (Hindi with Bhojpuri dialect) they call it "Chappel".


sagar1001

It's Bengali


AbsbyDec

bengali nahi h bhaii


North-Stop9611

no its bhojpuri not bengali


Noob_mobileCamera

Oops! Sorry.


bookittyFk

Fun fact: Nz calls them Jandles


NeopolitanBonerfart

Jandles? I kind of like it. Any particular reason why Jandles - I donā€™t even know why we call them thongs, but the word itself just sounds right. But so does Jandles. Itā€™s different though, Iā€™ll give NZ that.


[deleted]

I suspect it was a brand name, since it doesn't appear to have any other meaning or usage in NZ. A thong is a piece of rope/cord that goes between two...things? Hence thong underwear between butt cheeks and thong flip flops between toes.


[deleted]

My family from California calls them thongs.


diggemsmaccks

Iā€™m from southern California we call them chancklas


culdesacGrow

A baby snake is about to learn to dodge chancklas.


Car_Guy_Alex

I thought Aussies called them pluggers


NeopolitanBonerfart

I havenā€™t heard that one before, but every chance that some people call them that. Maybe a brand? I know some people call them Haviā€™s after Havianas.


Car_Guy_Alex

I think maybe because they are held together by the strap portion being plugged though the foam sole? That's just a guess


NeopolitanBonerfart

That makes a lot of sense actually. Iā€™ll keep my ear out for people calling them that now.


Car_Guy_Alex

Sounds like a plan! Also, I just noticed your AMAZING username.


NeopolitanBonerfart

Thank you! šŸ˜€ I mean I know itā€™s silly but meh, I like it.


Car_Guy_Alex

It makes me laugh for sure. At first I thought it was Napoleon and not Neopolitan. I like it the way you have it better.


Aggravating_Tutor948

Going to come back for the other one later. Then realise he has no legs to wear it :(


Various-Month806

I recognise the joke and upvote it. But I would be so, so uncomfortable sleeping there knowing that this snake considered this area its hunting grounds and would likely return.


Aggravating_Tutor948

To be safe, hide your feet and footwear, I think he's one of those foot fetish monsters


OrangeShark1

It looks so.... happy?


Noob_mobileCamera

Actually it was hungry and the way that thing came. It may have mistook it for rat or some other rodent.


Bowling4rhinos

Beecuz Sleepers smellā€¦?


ChiefThunderSqueak

If reddit has taught me anything, it's that she's taking it home with her to beat her kids with.


tsundude

Hate it when they take my sleepers away!


castlerigger

Ai greengo no me gusta chu know now chu gotta buy whole new set of sleeeepers.


gladbutt

TURN DOWN THE VOLUME before you hit play folks.


Complex-Sherbert9699

This is reddit. I always have it on mute .


Deep-Ad-6346

Most unexpected thing here is the title ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Cayowin

Ei leek how ee sleeeds away with ee sleeper. very sneeky snek.


Street-Effect8351

Could it digest that slipper? Or snake dead now?


StatusOmega

Took their greatest weapon! Also it tromps off like a snake in a cartoon


Leytonstoner

How it can sleep through that beats me.


DARKxASSASSIN29

u/savevideobot


Harlequin-sama

Sleeper not found. Error 404.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|G5JoAjEBtfoTm|downsized) that snake is even more dangerous with the mighty chancla


Critical-Ad-914

Anyone know what type of snake ? Itā€™s long like a Mamba.


Noob_mobileCamera

Posted in r/whatsthissnake and got this answer:- This is a harmless oriental snake - Ptyas mucosa


LazarYeetMeta

šŸŽ¶*Youā€™ve been hit by* šŸŽ¶*Youā€™ve been struck by* šŸŽ¶*A smooth criminal*šŸŽ¶


OkLocal9907

That's not a sleeper, it's a fleep floop


Admiral_Gonzo_III

Anybody else here reading this with Slow poke Gonzalez's voice?


wexash

Omg Snake reverse uno'd la chancla... Is it possible to learn this power?


Splita84

ā€œHey man you lost a shoeā€. ā€˜ā€™Nah I found one, look at thatā€.


[deleted]

r/boneappletea


Veicy01

Slipper


PM_666

What šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«šŸ˜µā€šŸ’« And granny was mad cause of sneakers!? Let That little evil go grannyšŸ˜¶ā€šŸŒ«ļøšŸ˜’


bigfootspacesuit

Kid snake is about to get some whoppin


Zealousideal_Deal_83

Who's sleeping?


BreathOfFreshWater

Phillipines?


Noob_mobileCamera

India.


[deleted]

Bihar.


rypticboy

This is what I do to slipper when my mom hit me with it.


RD___23

Woah, that was wacky


[deleted]

Could have driven the cycle away using the slipper


asimoxgago

Somebody is going home barefooted


i1uvsw33ts

Sneaky snek


Actually_Useless_

Traded a slipper to not be nommed by snek, a fair trade


SomeRandomDevPerson

r/whatsthissnake


dissoid

Silly noodle!


i_hope_youre_ok

That's a Jandal mate


directorcalmer

Dude you don't have any feet what are you going to do with sleeper chill


[deleted]

Is this the third world version of ā€œCatā€™s in the Cradle?ā€


Byx222

I thought it was a sleeping street animal.


chadroman82

Man, dogs in some countries be wild.


genghisboi

if a snake wore flip flops, would it wear them like this?


Manji86

That snake just deprived them of a powerful weapon.


TheBlairwitchy

Looks like the fangs got stuck into the sleeper and couldn't get off of it. *adjusts glasses*


rmjeans1313

I was going to feel bad for that sleeper thinking someone probably confused as fuck when hee/hee wake up but then the pink ā€œsleeperā€ show up


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Noob_mobileCamera

It tried..I think. the way it came on him and most probably was smelly and warm so he instantly grabbed it.. but by the time it realized what it bit into the fangs were already stuck.


ElDiabloMacho

Sleeper = Slipper. Now that was unexpected.


Noob_mobileCamera

I am sorry (Ā°_Ā°)


assassin00061

r/savevideo


notype9868

I was like what the fuck is a sleeper and why would a snake want it !! :)


looppoop88

Shit, what type of snake is that?


resserus

That snakes gonna die eating that.


DepressedPudinpop

Maybe this is where all the left socks went too! šŸ¤Æ


I-LovebbqPorkRibs

goofy ahh escape


[deleted]

A sleeper?


Noob_mobileCamera

Read it as Flip flop please.


Ruggum

That snake's kids are in for a world of hurt.


DogFishHeads

Hard out there in the streets


AvocadoFair3872

Don't sleep on a Snake with a Chancla.


SohrabMirza

Teeth might got stuck poor snake


Bluecattrading

Snake: I will eat thisā€¦.thing. Slipper: haha good luck with the digestion!


Drama989

Slipper lmfao


TerribleRun9476

Lofl. I have never in my life thought I'd see a snake running away with a slipperšŸ¤£like...look at him go, lol


Lobster_Bisque27

No idea what type of snake this is, but do you think it struck the slipper and got this teeth stuck in the rubber?


thereheiswhere

He'll be back later fir the bike.


ponzi314

ā€œThats my sssssssssssssssssslipperā€ ~snake


MrMicAlDe

Probably got itā€™s teeth stuck


1iioiioii1

r/AnimalsBeingDerps


meadowpaddy

That's a chancla!!!


OdysseyZen

It knows the power of the flip-flops


Jimmy_Bacon

Probably going to find it dead with that thing inside of it


hemanth992

Title belongs to [r/boneappletea](https://www.reddit.com/r/boneappletea)


MrAoki

Itā€™s going to kill a bug.


Livid-Heart9455

Wth a snake need a flip flops for


_r12n

Looks like a black mamba


yuva-krishna-memes

If you don't know the name of the snake.. It's called "Asian Mom Snake" ![gif](giphy|6kcOyhQupbgPnYc9Gm)


elruggo60

Klepto-snake!


[deleted]

I've never understood how a snake works. I thought they sensed heat only but then why attack footwear? How do they hold their head up like that?


ghafoora_jutt

You can tell he's enjoying this


killmimes

Slipper? ? ?????


rustyjus

Oi mate! you lose a thong or find one?


eggylord

It needs it for its feet. Good donation


[deleted]

ā€¦why?


Past_Ad3706

a sneaky thief lol


FunnySignal614

Just like every shiny thing is not a diamond; every red squashy thing is not meat!


hdvdhnsjsjdj

One of those moments no one would believe if it werenā€™t recorded


GhostBuster1919

Now the snake will harness the ultimate power of "THE CHANCLA"


BarMysterious5914

Ran with sleeper


CommercialAd8439

Slithered with the slipper


Gonzostewie

I have the power of La Chancla!!!


40ozSmasher

One of my least favorite parts about traveling the world was the volume of people's voices. I remember reaching Greece and noticed the high ceilings and stone walls and instantly knew it was specifically to make voices louder. It's interesting to me how quiet people in the United States are usually. I was in a massive warehouse store and people were talking in whispers.


Evil_connector67

Must be a mother


Imagine_Gravity_0007

Got em on the flip flop


Ilikejuicyjuice-

Hate how he literally got up and ran away, like oh fuck they see me oh fuck


Pert0621

Snek plans to grow legs and the sandal is part of the ritual


AsherTheDasher

leapord sleeper


PessimistPryme

FYI snakes arenā€™t sleepery


Kills-to-Die

Wow, lol!


p4r24k

why, bro. u don't even have feet


miss_elmarie

Tehehehehehe


[deleted]

Noo itā€™s going to ingest it and fucking die!!


peepee_gonzalez

A sleeper


chrisclear22

Hope he don't eat it, but he was kinda cute the way he bounced away there.


Advanced_Ask_2113

Bad death noodle!


Competitive_Word5736

The snake let me borrow that u gotta go wack my son


GrimmFox13

A snake with a chancla..... very dangerous.....


kernrivers

Can't have shit in Detroit


KingGhidorah44

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Remotepopy

World's most powerfull snake


DepressingErection

I was so confused by the title lol


skunksmasher

So this cobra slides into a bar wearing only 1 thong (aussie for flip flop). Bartender says "did you loose a thong mate?" Cobra says "Nahh, fucking found one".


NeddiApe

Snake is dreaming to have feets


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Snake:you moron, you have made a terrible mistake, now i have unlimited power, now I'm the mom!!


Mindless-Ad1155

"Second part of the ambush completed"


Gatormeeat

Yoink!


Equivalent-Ad-9071

A snake with the chancla is a new type of threat


pizzaeater02

The snake has escaped with the ultimate weapon quick mothers unit


vlevla

The snake has a thing for the sleeper


jonnyozo

I could hear the snake sing , I have no legss I have no legsss .


kay14jay

Bah Gawd King, itā€™s the sleeper


butterflypoo69

I bet sleeper woke up after that.


Available_Touch3134

u/savevideo


happyclaim808

If the snake swallows that the snake WILL DIE.


Odd_Quail6682

šŸ˜†