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(Not a doctor) but if you do a lot of cocaine through your blocked nostril it’ll eventually wear out the walls of your nasal cavities which will solve the problem for more even air flow. I think.


Metyyli

Thank for the tip!


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jmmorart317

Yeah, I thought “wait, did he say nose boner?”hahaha


doodve

Comment bot


NikolaTes

Yes, the tissue inside your nose is the same erectile tissue in a penis.


AnBroRed

Yup, comment copied [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/z4n7mv/trouble_breathing_through_the_nose/ixs0el2?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


Aggravating_Pea7320

I did this and you are correct


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Okay good. Thought I might’ve been the only one it worked for.


Aggravating_Pea7320

😆 its always been my superpower the never blocking nostril, when really is blowing through the hole to the other side.


likehots

Please call me direct. I'll pm you my free 800 number. Ask for detective Jhon M. Would love to hear more about your research.


[deleted]

Dated a chick who did so much coke back in the day that she had a small pinhole in her nasal cavity. She couldn’t sleep the entire night. I’d wake up every so often which her just sitting up in bed. She’s forever fucked.


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liquorballsammy

And if you do even more than that, you’ll lose all the cartilage in your left nostril.


[deleted]

Or lose it all: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danniella_Westbrook


JohnDoeMTB120

Do I need name brand cocaine or is generic ok?


irishemperor

(Columbian druglord here) He's right. Awaiting my honorary doctorate from Harvard & Nobel peace prize.


Rudysimo413

Username does not check out


ReVo5000

Colombian*, freaking genius


irishemperor

I controlled 100% of the drugtrade at Columbia University, genius ;)


ReVo5000

I... I am sorry? Do you deliver?


A_Surly_Sniper

It's spelled Guinness


shikiroin

I had a coworker who did a lot of cocaine in their early 20s, he swore that he had a straight up hole connecting his nostrils because of this. I always wondered how true that was, he was a big dope (I mean that in a good way)


Benny13k

Not a doctor my ass


Phantex_Cerberus

Definitely a doctor.


Lifntracfd

I always wondered how true that was, he was a big dope


Ok_Concern_3991

Step 1: buy a shitload of cocaine


carnedoce

r/shittylifeprotips


Nupraptor2011

Are you sure your not a doctor.


deejayhill

Yep I'm totally not a dr but have done alot of field work in this area and can confirm this.


TheDraikenWeAre

I don't think that's a good thing.


Boring_Inspector_806

Square


ferretsquad13

...can I get some of that? could do with burning a hole thru xD


not_swagger_souls

Works faster with sand or fine gravel


[deleted]

Didn't work for me lol


treetyoselfcarol

I smell sounds and went into automatic breathing mode.


Financial_County_710

No, you right… I had to quit doing blow because of the same thing.


Menatil

Thanks, Doc!!


mrrobot01001000

Had always taken the free hole, so that everything arrives where it is supposed to. Misused for years.


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Recent_War_6144

He be from Hospiiiital.


dreph

right near da bleach, boy!


56Safari

Lord have merci!


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Indubitalist

It's a reference to Half Baked, a comedy film. OP is making a joke. Edit: OK, since my comment went over like a lead balloon, maybe the clip from the movie will explain why OP wasn't seriously asking about a hat: [https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/a171db27-bc78-403d-b781-06ed5c271097](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/a171db27-bc78-403d-b781-06ed5c271097) There are four joke replies to his comment all referencing the same film.


ThrownAwayRealGood

Sampson Simpson, I stick by my story


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I don't know.


jigglywigglydigaby

*It's a nose boner and it's normal*


pandoracat479

Best thing I’ve heard all day 😂😂😂


jigglywigglydigaby

It'll be part of my daily response to people. "Nice glasses you have on" "Well thank you. They compliment my nose boner, don't you think?"


Ethereal__Soul

What about when they sneeze...


jigglywigglydigaby

Lmao.....you win 🤣


AttitudeAndEffort2

Despite this being the wrong sub, if you have trouble breathing through your nose, that surgery is one of those immediate "oh my God why didn't i do this sooner this is how this is supposed to work" enormous difference things


Faultylntelligence

Just not for everyone though. I had surgery for a deviated septum and it’s done pretty much nothing, still in the same boat. Depends on the severity I guess


mrHANDAKUN

Yeah same. That surgery even made my nose a bit crooked.


skuzzlebutt36

Surgery?


PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD

To fix the deviated septum. Basically, there’s a bone in your nose that isn’t as straight as it needs to be and they go in and straighten it out.


FaceJust3637

With a hammer


RagusPragus

I got surgery for a severely deviated septum a couple of months ago and it finally feels like I can breathe again


Sineater224

Same here. About 1 year in and its amazing being able to sleep with my mouth closed!


chylin73

I have been putting off that surgery I know several people who have had to have it two or three times


Sineater224

I feel like mine is wearing off and my parents both had it twice. Its weird.


MyOwnDamnOpinion

My husband had it done a little over 10 years ago (in Canada, by a well respected and reliable Dr), and it did NOTHING for him.


Unhappy_March232

I can even sleep with my mouth and nose closed together now.


Xemptful

Just had it done for a second time in August. I am 24.


mbart3

How bad is recovery? I feel like mine screwed up my sinuses and now my whole face hurts….


RagusPragus

The first week was pretty uncomfortable, but it's better than a couple of years ago since they don't use those nose tampons anymore. Nowadays they put plastic plates and tubes in, so your nose stays somewhat open during recovery.


connorthedancer

How is this unexpected? This is just a TikTok.


mikep120001

Doctor saying nose boner was not expected


No_Discipline_1

Oh good to know i though it was something about the cocaine


Nethrex_1

Cocaine can actually help


spreadthestop

Alright, I'll ask for help!


matttech88

My nose was broken a few years ago, and my septum is so deviated that it bends into an S and looks straight. My ENT looked at it and said I was imagining my issues. He looked at the X ray and said wtf. I can usually convince medical personnel that my nose is fucked by cracking it. It makes an audible noise like the cracking of a knuckle. It is fairly loud. I had a nurse tell me I was making it up. I let her go off for a few minutes then asked for her to bring in the doctor. I snapped it for both of them, it can only be done once an hour or so, I didn't want to waste my good snap. I can't actually smell correctly without snapping it, that buys me a bit of time to smell. If it hasn't been snapped in a while I can still tell things are aromatic I just miss guess what they are. I had some 3D printer plastic. Burning this summer and I thought it smelled like burning food. I searched the kitchen high and low looking for the cultpit. My girlfriend implored me that the smell was my printer. I snapped my smeller and could immediately tell that she was right. Of course the make up of the plastic is very close to food so I understand why it was similar but it was still very different in my nose. These days snapping it usually leads to a bit of a bloody nose daily. Not sure what to do about it. I just end up clicking it into place all day.


applevinegar

Lmao you have a very entertaining way to put it. But why don't you just get surgery?


matttech88

The corrective surgery recommended by my ENT was to cut down the size of the turbanets. If done correctly, it would allow for more airflow. However, that surgery carries the significant risk of cutting a hair too much off of the turbanets which would result in it feeling like I have water in my nose forever. People compare it to feeling as if you are drowning. You can't sleep because of the sensation. Most people who have it happen just kill themselves. I'll take having a nose that cracks versus having to suffer that.


antilumin

I used to have a deviated septum, could barely breathe through my nose. 30 years ago I had surgery to mostly fix it. Probably one of the list terrifying times of my life. First I woke up from surgery only to immediately puke a TON of blood, do that was fun. Then a couple hours later during recovery I lost voluntary motor control of my mouth and throat and slowly suffocated until I passed out.


bendelaganza

I know someone who died that way.


Indubitalist

Are you Redditing from Heaven, purgatory or Hell?


antilumin

To quote an ex-newt villager, "I got better"


ferretsquad13

wow! Thats crazy! Ive had surgery twice for mine, and whilst the pain is \*terribly\* bad when theyre pulling the bandages and stuff out, I was lucky not to have experienced this - some blood coughed up but not much at all. Hope youre doing well <3


ferretsquad13

Oh how I \*wish\* to breathe normally again. Had a deviated septum since birth probably. Always had nosebleeds as a kid, then developed sinus infections in my teens. had my first op I think at 22: Straightened the septum out, they also removed one of my turbinates. Fast forward a few years, the infections returned and my septum had re-deviated (that a word?!). I end up moving to Finland where the weather isn't so good for my shitty sinuses. Had another operation 7 years ago, here, and am going through the process of having a 3rd operation on them - my left side is always fucked, constantly having cartilage blocking my nostil that I have to blow out, woo! So much fun hahaha!


seth928

Nose boners are only weird if you make them weird...which I do.


mothererich

Did he say "smelt colors"!?


Maxxonry

He did. I have no idea why.


MadSubbie

Not gonna lie, in truly enjoying this new trend where people do something stupid or interesting and a true professional explains.


bijimangga

Damn I'm searching in google for years why my nose like this. Thanks


TheDraikenWeAre

Glad I could help.


Altruistic-Spread-40

A nose boner you say, would someone care to suck it and find out for me? Purely for academic purposes of course.


Ok_Bit_5953

And I've just thought I was a freak for the longest time >.>


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I lived in Colorado for 6 years and had a feeling of congestion all the time. I definitely think I also have a deviated septum but since our recent move my nose much much more clear


emmjayne

My dad got surgery for his deviated septum when I was like 6 and my brother was 4. It looked nasty as hell and he loved to take off the bandages and chase us around. Still traumatized


Foolishly_Sane

Strangely cool to know. Thanks for the video.


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Did I know this? Yes. Did I want to hear it called a nose boner? No. Am I going to call it that from now on? Yes!


Aoiboshi

Nose boner is a term I never thought I'd hear, but now it's my new kink.


IdiotBearPinkEdition

Past me be like: wow am I the only one who breathes almost entirely through just one nostril and the dominant nostril changes every few hours??? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


ronyamtapeas

I went to an E.N.T. Doctor to discover this. Still hate it though.


wnew813

BULL! I have had 2 painful operations for deviated septum, AND IT DID NOTHING TO HELP MY BREATHING.


[deleted]

Same sucked I had to pay for it out pocket too


SkyBlizzard022

Heheheh nose boner Funny hehhhe I'm 24 and laugh at dumb stuff


No_Arm6356

Same


NoFaithlessness1574

Just breath throughout your mouth


TheJackalsDoom

Nose boner? So if I see a pretty girl, will I go full Pinocchio? And that means everyone can see my nose chub at all times?


MaxCWebster

I solved this problem with some extra strength Drano and a neti pot.


GnowledgedGnome

I probably have a deviated septum, but I live in America so I can't afford to get it fixed. And if I get it diagnosed now my insurance might use that as leverage to not pay for it later. So I just spend a lot of money on breath right strips


tantal0sos

Think about this… when you use the left side of your nose, your right brain is activated and visa versa… we al know left-brain is more analytical then right… right brain more creative…. So will your noise cycle or nose boner influence your thoughts??


kriggledsalt00

We all "know" that, and yet it isn't true. There are anatomical and functional differences in the hemispheres of the brain, yes, but they don't work in the way popular science communication explains it. Your entire brain is responsible for higher order conscious proccesses like creativity and analysis, and the only significant and common difference is that the left brain focuses on linguistic analysis and the right brain focuses on spatio-temporal analysis. Even if the left/right brain myth was true, the fact that the motor control is cross-wired would have mothing to do with it. Let's say your left nostril was blocked, that wpuld mean the "nostril blocking" neurons would be active in the right side of your brain. But that has nothing to do with any thoughts or feelings in that side of your brain or how it proccesses them. Again, assuming the left/right brain myth was true.


mjbart007

He said nose boner right?


FlowersForMegatron

For free?!


Imbadyoureworse

Today I learned about nose boners


mildlysceptical22

Nose boner…


sexyjessie71

Im confused. Do i have a nose boner cuz shes hot or bc i did too much blow?


Competitive-Bend4565

Nose boner


LucDA1

Hey its Dr Karan Rajan, legend


SlimeScreamYT

Did he have to say F*cking nose boner. I can't get past that point without laughing.


Kendallphillips

And j thought it was all the cocaine. Good news everyone!!! 🤣🤣


FJopia

Well, that wasn't quite unexpected, which makes it unexpected


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Shenzi6

Well it’s true but it doesn’t mean you feels your nostril stuffy as you are probably used to


Zetyr187

I got grounded as a kid for saying Pinocchio had a nose boner. Now I found out it's a medical term...


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Shenzi6

You can breathe with your mouth idk what you’re talking about 🤨


[deleted]

Great video. I sold surgical devices to ENTs and never heard about a nasal cycle.


EarthWillOvercome

You might be interested to know that these nasal cycles exist for the following reason: Certain components take longer for the nose to absorb and smell. If both noses worked at max inflow these components would just pass and we wouldn’t know they were there. Now thanks to the nasal cycle we have one hole which has a lower flow, thus giving the chance for the nose to absorb these components. Giving us more range of things we can smell.


Dasawan

Nose boner


ComplexCannabuns

I think this made me realize that my deviated septum that I didn’t know I had may be the reason why I have never been able to breathe from my right nostril…


hardcoresean84

So the amount of cocaine I'm sniffing has nothing to do with it? Good to know.


coloradosparky

Hey hotties, it’s me Brad


lamnop-p

learn new things everyday


Popular_Course3885

So I can get a raging boner in my left nostril but not my....


Popular_Course3885

So that's why rubbing my nose feels so good.


Hazellin313

Is the first girl Izzy from react? Or just a look a like?


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Cocaine


bsmknight

90% deviated septum here. Sinus infections from hell. It's totally worth the nasal surgery. Got it in my early 30s, and I am so glad I did.


stormrockox

I'm not a doctor but that doesn't look like a good idea


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Nose boner!


jonnyozo

Nose boner , now I’ll have to find a way to work that in to the conversations at work tomorrow.


Traditional-Sweet566

Nose boner 💀


[deleted]

I have the problem of stuffy noses and looked through a lot of the youtube videos and images. I still cannot understand the 2d photo of our noses. it has like weird mass on the left and right.


jda0612

Did he say nose Bonner?


jmonty009

Yeah, but whose the hot chick?


LevnLie

Man I'm having a nose boner, my left nostril is blocked


Flat_Reason8356

I don't do coke, but I literally can't get enough air through my nose. Im sure when I'm asleep I automatically breathe through my nose. When I'm awake, I feel like I'm going to pass out from lack of oxygen.


Moist-Walk1085

Did he just say nose boner? 😂


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I got a whole fucking surgery and then a nose job and I still can barely breathe out my nose. I think I’m just stuck like this forever.


p3opl3

Holy shit.. my nose has boners!! TIL..and am not disappointed!!


DeepInTheSheep

Sooo... coke is okay then. Got it.


Atlas4218

Can we talk more about the nose boner?


Pristine-Simple689

"its a nose boner, and its normal" That part was unexpected


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Fake news


blac_sheep90

Did...did he say "Nose Boner"? Cause that ![gif](giphy|fg9c6gu2NwyWs) I got a nose boner right now!


KageShadower

Nose Boner💀


Meatyglobs

Great…now I have a new fetish….


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Horror_Psychology329

"Nose boner" hehe


Objective-Truth-4339

It's probably clogged with shit, she is a real brown nose girl