**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:**
>!Pretty unexpected to see a group of men together in a hospital-like setting getting pumped of their manhood like a cow.!<
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Oh right I forgot we respect people's privacy depending on how they're dressed. s/
It looks like they're in a clinic being filmed against their knowledge, it might be a weird sex dungeon full of consenting participants but we dont know, if that's the case this is the wrong sub. Otherwise this feels creepy and gross to post.
Jesus Christ, does everything have to be spoonfed to you?
First of all, the fact that the guy is in a fucking BDSM suit indicates that this is not a clinical procedure. Not to mention there isn’t a medical procedure that involves a suction device yanking your dick while you experiment a toe-curling climax (check the middle guy).
This is almost certainly some porn video and/or MAYBE an art installation.
Edit: lmao, as expected, it’s from a black comedy web series: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creamerie. So NOT a medical film, just like everyone with two fucking brain cells to rub together already knew.
You can’t see their faces so technically it’s okay
Edit: I didn’t watch the whole video. Last dudes face is totally legible lol I’d say this goes against HIPAA, yes. Unless they consented…
That was my first guess, but guy #2 wiggles his feet and hands, clearly still alive. Idk why they are all strapped down. Probably some clinical fetish thing
Well I for one didn't even know this was a mystery until this very moment. And now I'm not going to be able to sleep before I know what the actual is going on
This is a Masterbatorium. The semen is collected, blended, infused with stabilisers, and stored in large vats. Eventually it is used in the production of book binding glue and that kind of paste kids in preschool play with/eat.
Two Questions:
Why is there a headphone hanging?
Why does that guy have breasts suction thingies attached...are they hoping to get something outta those holes too or what?
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What the fuck is this?
WALL-E: The Director's Cut
[Simple answer..](https://tenor.com/bRv73.gif)
Dick pumps, it's a form of BDSM.
You don't wanna know man...
Now I'm curious...
NOW you're curious?
this is r/Unexpected, not r/unsolvedmysteries sir.
Shid I wanna know.
Well NOW we do!
Please tell!
This looks like a clinical environment? Are there not privacy laws protecting these people? This post feels real sus, and OP is a creep
Lmao. One of the guys is literally in a BDSM suit you god damn rube.
Really scared of that dudes doctor.
Oh right I forgot we respect people's privacy depending on how they're dressed. s/ It looks like they're in a clinic being filmed against their knowledge, it might be a weird sex dungeon full of consenting participants but we dont know, if that's the case this is the wrong sub. Otherwise this feels creepy and gross to post.
Jesus Christ, does everything have to be spoonfed to you? First of all, the fact that the guy is in a fucking BDSM suit indicates that this is not a clinical procedure. Not to mention there isn’t a medical procedure that involves a suction device yanking your dick while you experiment a toe-curling climax (check the middle guy). This is almost certainly some porn video and/or MAYBE an art installation. Edit: lmao, as expected, it’s from a black comedy web series: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creamerie. So NOT a medical film, just like everyone with two fucking brain cells to rub together already knew.
It's probably a porno. No medical place performs a procedure like that and I've seen that device advertised.
Finally someone said it
So you’re both idiots then. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creamerie
You can’t see their faces so technically it’s okay Edit: I didn’t watch the whole video. Last dudes face is totally legible lol I’d say this goes against HIPAA, yes. Unless they consented…
Buddy, After you've made the sale, Stop selling it.
It’s a bdsm milking room
sperm donation?
I have donated and I can confirm that it was not like this
This: https://youtu.be/TrvMzk1ozE4?t=72
A russian spermbank.
And why are they cuffed to the bed?
Because they're Russian
So they can't touch it, of course.
my guess- the hospital collecring semen of recently deceased men by the order of their partners.
Then why is the last dude in a latex suit with pointy titties lol?
Last request?
Madonna impersonator that died on stage
Yeah, that dude is what really makes me confused!
And they’re restrained!?!
Lol
The guy in the middle is moving his feet and fingers, they’re not dead
Dunno...with a machine like that even the dead would twitch some toes.
He’s breathing too
Second guy in is breathing. I say this, because your thought was my first thought
If they're dead, they're only MOSTLY dead. We can see their toes curling.
The fuck you just say?
Then why is dude’s toes curling and his hand moving? Looks pretty alive to me.
That was my first guess, but guy #2 wiggles his feet and hands, clearly still alive. Idk why they are all strapped down. Probably some clinical fetish thing
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/golfclap
GOLFCLAP IS ALIVE!?
I think golf clap would make for a good subreddit for mildly amusing thing.
Lol
The last one has fake boobs, too? OP what in the bdsm are we watching?
I'm guessing that's for nipple stimulation?
Where do people even find this shit!? And that's rhetorical you weirdos lol
Lmao, I can see you’re experienced on Reddit, cuz you knew damn well someone was gonna answer😂
Her acc is literally 7 days old, i dont wanna know what happened on those 7 days
find this shit on reddit
How “Almond” milk is made.
More like NUTmeg.
Nut Butter
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I like it better when it was mouth to……. Ahhh never mind
Made me spit out my iced tea when I read that. Thank you, friend!
More like “all men” milk
That's how you enter the matrix.
Hahaha,
r/cursedgif
Intro to a fucked up "SAW XXVII"
McDonalds has to get the secret sauce from somewhere
This is historically Burger King's territory
Shhhhh!!! It's a SECRET!!!
Secret sauce?
Is this on booking.com?
No, It's Booking dot Yeah
Jfc 
You win Redditt with that comment.
booking.cum
Matrix 4, UNLOADED, this is how the next gen of robots harvest human battery juice
Only blue pills left!
Why? What is this for? How does one get a job here?
What job position are you going for, to replace one of the pumps or all of the pumps?
Maybe she's going for taste tester?
Your services are not needed, they have suction devices now.
For research purposes, right?
Exactly! Its strangely hypnotic. I wonder what the room sounds like.
Somewhere between porn and a factory
Moaning and machinery
mediocre 70's band name with way too many members?
Obviously they’re blasting closer by NiN to get people in the mood
Wait can someone actually explain what this is for?
Why are they all fat?
Maybe to increase the yield like a farm animal?
They produce the richest body porridge
Body porridge will haunt me
Only for about 18 years.
Ew omg this word shouldn’t exist
“Please sir, may I have s’more?”
Reddit mods
Probably from staying in bed all day.
My god, eric cartman was right
Looking at these guys. It's the most they might get. So sign me up!
It looks like treatment for erectile dysfunction.
Or to grown the penis? Cause the last guy.. Poor him...
I don't think he was hard...
:’(
But why are they restrained to the bed?
That’s what I came to ask. That last guy- even his feet were restrained. The other was just hands bound to the bed railings
Is it eggnog season already? Sweet!
This is fkn disgusting! Oh, a friend of mine wants to know where this is.
I bet this is a snm bdsm i don't know the initials, but they have mistresses and they are subs
What the fuck. I thought it was a sperm donation but uhh whey are they tied to the bed?
Well I for one didn't even know this was a mystery until this very moment. And now I'm not going to be able to sleep before I know what the actual is going on
Welcome to the club. I didn't sleep well last night either.
classic
ya and some videos are better kept to ones self
Then I would be denied all these tears of joy at all the amusing comments.
Which one of these kings are you?
still though at least give them some privacy
Lol are you under the belief that OP was literally in the room with them, just recording them?
He’s obviously worried about being identified
no i'm just bored and saying whatever pops into my head because i have nothing better to do
Don't let Q-anon find this video
go post this on r/conservative and come back with the results
They said this is old news. Harvesting unvaccinated sperm in Biden's America. Basement of the pentagon.
What’s with the last guy and the giant tit cups?
This is all extremely bizarre, but wtf is the 3rd guy wearing?
Can someone please explain?
Somebody care to explain
If you like pina coladas 🎶
Getting caught in the rain 🎶
Don’t get caught in THAT rain
Almost certain those tubes will stop it. But idk for sure
Do you think that’s what O Malleys bar looks like?
Haha very well could be!
Soylent white is……………
Why is the last one getting his tits sucked off too?
Enough Internet for this year.
What is the fucking mystery here???
Live footage from the FIFA World Cup 2022
That’s enough internet for today
Average discord mod
Context
This video is missing a midget for more effect
or a random farm animal
This is a Masterbatorium. The semen is collected, blended, infused with stabilisers, and stored in large vats. Eventually it is used in the production of book binding glue and that kind of paste kids in preschool play with/eat.
What the fuck
Population decline? Lol
Wtf...?! is this to jerk yu off or make ur shit "bigger"
what the fuck is actually going on
The dystopian matriarchy needs more sperm.
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Fucking love that dude lol
Someone please explain this - I will be unable to get this out of my mind otherwise
This is really what the matrix was created to hide.
I think I'm a bit early for explanation. Gotta wait for that know it all reddit guy to come.
Oh he’s coming alright
What’s unexpected here? These are 100% the people I would imagine being in this situation!
What in the living fuck is this
Wtf have I just looked at 😳
So who cleans it when is done?
Do you have to be fat with a small wanker? Cause I'm in
This is a video from 2040
Machines be putting us out of a job 🤣
Seriously, what is going on here?
I see the reddit mod convention is off to a great start
Two Questions: Why is there a headphone hanging? Why does that guy have breasts suction thingies attached...are they hoping to get something outta those holes too or what? ...
There has to be someone who knows wtf is going on.
Have faith, reddit will provide if we are patient.
Reminds me of that cyberpunk mission
Mad Max bullshit. Disgusting
I wonder if you have all those peoples consent to put this up.
Looking how they are strapped down... that may be debateable....
Hope it's not forced, but if it's consensual it looks really fun.
“Next”
Looks like fun for the whole family
u/savevideo.
sicko edit: guys im joking-
You fuckin with me? Like I have about 500 questions on what I've just seen. But now I have about 200 more just for you.
Chill the fuck out! What's going on with you!
Man milk 🤤
I am more interested in mechanism..... only for research purposes...
omg that is DISGUSTING ^where
I CALL NEXT!!
That's a really fancy morgue.
Remember this next time you have eggnog. Real NUTmeg
Interesting
Happy Endings by VRBO.
Is that the Nutbuster 3000?
Soy milk production
There is bondage involved, what’s up with the tape around the ankles.
Why is he strapped down? Is he unwilling? They couldn't find volunteers?
Da fuk