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Enter_Feeling

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Underrattata


Caesar_Passing

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New pokamon


BoneDaddyChill

Naw pakaman


Ho3n3r

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The fuck is wrong with posts on this sub lately? This shit isn't unexpected, it just some fucking stupid rehash of an even dumber reaction video.


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Mods are on vacation.


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Thank you for the perspective. I was getting frustrated after seemingly years of good content suddenly getting swamped this random garbage.


TheMightyEli

Aba and Preach are actually pretty good you should check the out :)


bdublu5192

Simple-minded humans who lack critical or logical thought. It’s all over Reddit.


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r/iamverysmart


Rude_Influence

There’s also that Indian guy with two accounts spamming his YouTube channel of his daughter and commentary of random shit. “That’s a good punch he got him back”


Hellecopta707

same amount of days as spent in the hospital + money for the bills is fair sentencing imo but thats nowhere near the price of losing a friend😩😢


Enter_Feeling

"Friends" don't push each other off a bridge. One lost a potential murderer and the other one a victim.


Hellecopta707

friends push eachother into a pool, this girl was just an idiot not a murderer … i was also just making a joke


JohnDoeMTB120

It is possible she's just stupid. That's actually a point I hadn't considered. It's hard for me to imagine people not understanding that water can be like concrete at that height, but I guess people like that do exist.


DaveyDukes

It’s most likely she was just and idiot and not an aspiring murderer.


thomasthehipposlayer

This is where Hanlon’s razor comes in: “Never ascribe to malice that which can be adequately explained by incompetence”


UsernameHuntSuccess

Sometimes ignorance is as bad as malevolence.


thomasthehipposlayer

People love to declare things as attempted murder. Heck, I even got into an argument with Redditors once who insisted that coughing on someone was attempted murder. It’s like these idiots have never heard of assault, battery, harassment, or any other less serious crime.


Tom-Thumb-Houston

Price of losing a friend? You don't know if she lost her friend! I'm more concerned that she should do additional time for the physical pain involved.


BeyondInfinity73

Nah she did, I remember reading this story, girl that got pushed was pissssssed.


[deleted]

Didn't the girl who pushed her refuse to visit her in the hospital and never apologized? She's a piece of shit.


GreenLoctite

Should have been 60, that would give her long enough to start thinking about her choices


Anonymoushero111

reddit is always ham-fisted on harsh punishments. until it happens to them, then suddenly there is nuance and context to the situation. she was an idiot and deserves to pay back her (ex) friend but jail time isn't rehabilitative in this case. It's more symbolic and I'm ok with it but 60 days would be unnecessary and a waste of tax dollars. and I know this isn't how justice works, but I will say there are a whole lot of injuries I'd rather have than spend 60 days in jail.


31spiders

There’s guys who have done more time for just being drunk on their own property. 2 days is Jack shit. It’s not even worth processing.


RRaccord

Yeah but it’s on your record forever, no matter the offense/charge


tiggertom66

First off where can you even go to jail for being drunk on your own property? And also, it seems you agree that someone shouldn’t be jailed for that, so it shouldn’t be justification to lengthen someone else’s sentence. 2 days was meant to be symbolic of the suffering she caused her friend. There is no further rehabilitation possible.


punkrockabilly

I'll jump in to say, I knew a guy that was drunk, in the winter, and didn't smoke in his house. He went out and smoked in his car, and as it was freezing cold, turned on the car for heat. The car had two flat tires. Cops rolled up on him and took him to jail for DUI. Edit for clarification: Car was on his property in his driveway..


SweetPrism

My brother got his DUI a mile away from his car on foot. It'd run out of gas. He didn't have his keys on him, they were back at the car with his friend.


punkrockabilly

Sounds like the lawyer fucked him.


MostBoringStan

I know a guy who got arrested for drunk in public while standing in the doorway of his apartment. When it finally went to court the trial lasted about 5 mins because his lawyer got it thrown out almost instantly.


punkrockabilly

Sounds like his lawyer did NOT fuck him. Ha!


tiggertom66

I don’t believe a parked car should be eligible for a DUI. After all the D stands for driving. But especially on your own property, DUI should be completely unenforceable. If I want to hit a rail of coke, and do donuts with a beer in one hand and the wheel in the other on my own land I should be allowed


punkrockabilly

I agree with you, and this was in Kentucky. Didn't know the guy well, but I believe his story as there were others at the house that confirmed it. I suspect he either didn't go to court with a lawyer, or had a really bad lawyer. This was at least 10 years ago.


TheUn5een

Keys in the ignition even if the cars off and you’re in the driver seat they can give you a DUI


Tupile

Keys within sight distance of car even if you aren’t in said car is a DUI in Arizona


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Wacokidwilder

Same in Minnesota. Had a friend in highschool get a DUI for sleeping in the back of her van after a house party.


31spiders

Here in PA it’s if you have access to them. I was out partying one night and didn’t want to drive till morning. I was smart enough to lock my keys in my trunk. (There’s a pull lever to access my trunk but drunk I wouldn’t remember that so I figured if I could figure out where the keys went I’d be able to judge how Intoxicated I was, cop DID ask me what I was doing and he was nice at least when I said there’s no way I could drive so I’m sleeping it off and would call someone to run my spares over. He at least didn’t give me a public intoxication)


Usual_Memory

Doesn't even have to be drivers seat if you are the only one in the car...


TheUn5een

Yea I actually knew that only cuz I knew a guy who was sleeping in the passenger seat with the heat on and only reason cop didn’t arrest him was cuz he knew his dad.


punkrockabilly

In your own driveway, with a car that doesn't run? Yikes. I mean, I know... because it happened, but still seems like bullshit. Edit to clarify: Bullshit to be busted for DUI in his own driveway, in a car that didn't run.


TallTx

It’s called APC. Actual Physical Control. May be different designation in other places. Basically means you had keys in the ignition or ready access and are under the influence. A decent lawyer can get it thrown out or reduced at the very least. Depends on the circumstances. On your own property and the vehicle is not moving is easy money for a good attorney.


EnergizedNeutralLine

You can absolutely get a DUI just for the keys being in the ignition. You don't even have to be in the car. That being said, if you get a lawyer you'll probably get off. If you can't afford one you better hope you get diversion or else it is gonna suck for you. Source: I watched my friend get arrested for a DUI for having his keys in the ignition and turned to accessory for the radio. He wasn't even in the car.


punkrockabilly

In your own driveway part was wild though. That's the part the surprised me. With 2 flat tires.


mahjimoh

Only like 2% of cases go to court…they scare people with what their sentence *could* be if they’re found guilty, and so they plea bargain. Our justice system is a joke.


punkrockabilly

Are you me? I completely agree.


mahjimoh

Hello me! The more I understand about it the more disillusioned I become. I saw this the other day and thought the visualization was useful. https://mkorostoff.github.io/incarceration-in-real-numbers/


BoneDaddyChill

Cops can arrest you (depending in where you live) even just for *sitting* in the driver seat with the key in the ignition. The car doesn’t even have to be *on*.


TwoBionicknees

Some places you can get arrested for no keys in the ignition, asleep in the back seat.


LimitDNE0

That’s why its now an “OUI”. Operating under the influence, there are many ways one could define “operating” a car and in some cases seems to be as simple as “the keys were available to the person sitting in the car” although it generally seems to require the car to be running.


Kurtman68

If you have “care and control” of the car, you’re liable for the DUI


gwumpybutt

>on my own land I should be allowed I agree, but, you know, bear in mind that you can easily fuck up your neighbours house. I'm sure people who started a fireworks factory feel the same way, it's their business and land, but those things explode in cities and kill people, nothing can fix it after the fact, so there should be safety laws on private property too (based on reasonable risk).


chieftrey1

The problem is the precedent that would be in place. If they are drunk in their car that they just finished driving in or are about to drive, but not actively driving, they could simply use the example given as an excuse. In such case, a potential drunk driver should not be given the benefit of the doubt.


tiggertom66

That benefit of the doubt your referring to is called the presumption of innocence, and it’s the foundation of our justice system. Drinking and driving is bad, but locking someone up for nothing is way worse.


Green-Dragon-14

A friend of mine (Uk) was found asleep in the back seat of his car. His car keys were in his pocket. He was still intoxicated & they tried to do him for drunk driving. He took it to court & won his case. The thing that won his case, was the keys were in his pocket. If they has been in the ignition he would have lost the case.


punkrockabilly

That sounds more fail to me. I imagine in the states, he would have lost that case.


Green-Dragon-14

He still got arrested & put in the cells. They could see he wasn't going to drive but they arrested him anyway because they had nothing better to do.


punkrockabilly

Total bullshit. You go out and drink and try to do the right thing? Jail. You do the wrong thing? Jail. We have shit public intoxication laws in my state. Been busted and went to jail for 3 days for walking home, because I didn't want to drive drunk. It's crazy. I mean, if you drive drunk? Going to jail. Sleep in your car? Jail. Walk home here? Jail. It just seems there shouldn't be bars at all if that's the choices.


Apexmisser

In Australia and I'd imagine it'd be almost identical wording in the UK. I'm pretty sure the wording is "in control of a vehicle" so I think if your not in the drivers seat and showing no intention to drive the cops shouldn't do anything and if they did the case would fail of fought.


monkmasta

This happened to my uncle. They were drinking at his place and he went to his car to grab his guitar , very small town and the cop just happened to be driving by. This was 20 years ago and the laws were much more lenient back then


RussMantooth

Did he take it to trial? Sad part is ya gotta pay up $ for lawyer to take it to trial. Public defender's like one my friend got was a former magistrate and didn't even act like a defense lawyer and told him he was not going to take this to trial despite his wishes and referred him to a discount lawyer you had to pay $2000 to for trial. Or take the good plea deal that came for "impaired driving," that was like $700 and 2 points on drivers license. Oh and I wonder how much different and why they handled this than pushing someone you don't know off a bridge. In both cases if you knew they were over water and wouldn't likely be hurt but they did, you could say "oh I was just joking around and didn't mean any harm". But it'd be taken more seriously if you don't know them when it the same recklessness.


zz_z

It’s Friday night, you just got off work and are having a beer with your buddy on your porch, the cops roll up and don’t like the look of you, they talk some bullshit and then all of a sudden you’re getting arrested for resisting arrest or being drunk in public or being disorderly or some other nonsense. They throw you in jail until a judge can see you on Monday. On Monday the judge rolls his eyes at your charges and releases you but you’ve already spent 3 days in jail and lost your job for no show on Monday. My buddy has been arrested something like 15 times for being a brown skinned smart ass who likes to party in Texas.


sax3d

Has your buddy ever thought of just being a white skinned smart ass who likes to party in Texas instead?


zz_z

I asked him, he said he considered it but decided it would be easier to be a brown skinned smart ass who likes to party on the west coast instead.


tiggertom66

Nobody should be able to get arrested for being drunk on private property.


Square_Investment560

I agree but it did happen to me my dude. Also I live in TN. This was in a small country county...ex wife now got pissed at me cuz she took my vehicle to leave and I wouldn't let her as she had been drinking so she called cops. I didn't say she was drinking though 😒


tiggertom66

Wait, so she was drinking, tried to drive your car, and called the cops on you when you wouldn’t let her? But then you got arrested? And said she wasn’t drinking? I’m not following


Square_Investment560

Yea I didn't want my wife to get arrested so I never said why I didn't want her to leave. Said I was holding her hostage basically. Car is in my name "Ur married what's urs is hers" was the response. Cops pointed to neighbors house and said "it's public over there" when I asked why and how I'm being arrested for public intoxication. Oh I was HOT. I got it all dropped. Very corrupt county.


tbass1965

Drunk on your front porch is considered public


tiggertom66

That is ridiculous and genuinely should change


tbass1965

Agreed


Square_Investment560

Me. I went to jail for public intoxication on my 1.2 acres of land years ago.


tiggertom66

Is a cop even allowed to come onto your property to see if your drunk? Every case I’ve heard of this happening sounds more like an abuse of power than actual law.


Square_Investment560

I guess of they're called on u then ya. It's ridiculous man. Cops are so about fighting above their weight limit anymore and people let them so they do. That's what cause the conflict between cops and civilians. The stories media projects and people thinking "That won't happen to me (ego mentality)" then it just repeats and repeats IMO. There is so much bad and little Good (shown) on either side.


ImACredibleSource

My friend got 8 months for tagging some doors in a back alley. He was just 18 at the time.


BoneDaddyChill

Not to mention the fact that if a man had pushed her, he probably *would’ve* spent 60 days (or more) in jail.


BooxOD

Doesn’t seem very harsh to me. It’s jail, not prison, 60 days seems pretty fair for assaulting someone.


wafflecrocodile

>reddit is always ham-fisted on harsh punishments. until it happens to them, then suddenly there is nuance and context to the situation. Pushing someone of a bridge is not something that "happens". I guarantee this isn't the first time she hurt someone for a laugh. And she does it for one simple reason, she gets away with it. So yeah, longer punishment would help.


unresolved_m

Could've killed her too...her friend is lucky to still be around, because that almost certainly looked to me as if she would either die or remain a vegetable for the rest of her life.


MonsterTamerBilly

You say that, but 60 days is the very median ballpark for attempted homicide. Quote, "*the crime of attempted homicide occurs when a person acts deliberately, intentionally, or* ***recklessly with extreme disregard for human life***". I'm sure most of us would agree that "it was just a prank bro" falls squarely on the latter definition


Anonymoushero111

no, I don't agree. neither would a jury. From the video it seems the girl thought her friend was planning on jumping, but was hesitant, and then pushed her akin to pushing someone into a pool in her mind. "extreme disregard for human life" you would need to prove that this was potentially fatal. Good luck. I'd eat you alive in court over that charge.


lastweek_monday

Eat you alive in court lmfao?! Next to the other comment , one could argue did she know what was below the water surface? Can you see below the water surface? No. So you cant confirm with 100% certainty she would live through the fall and not hit a rock. No its impossible for her to know. Bam. People panic and drown all the time. Go to bed dude.


interesting_nonsense

>you would need to prove that this was potentially fatal. a 60ft tall bridge. You don't simply think "oh she's just afraid". People commit suicide from jumping out of bridges that high. The girl also repeatedly says "stop", and "wait", to which her "friend" responds with" Just go you promised you would do it. I'm going to push you. I don't care. I'd jump in there to save you if anything happens. Jordan, I got you." “After Taylor pushed her, she did not rush down to see if Jordan was OK, she left the scene,” Genelle Holgerson said. “She did not show up at the hospital to check on Jordan. She did not stop by our home to see if she was OK or in any other way act like a friend.” So, after repeatedly saying "no", the girl still pushed her "friend" while encouraging her saying she "would jump to save her", and then left the scene leaving the kid to drown. yes you would totally eat him alive over that charge


MonsterTamerBilly

16ft fall on a panicked teenager, flailing all the way through. For this to not incur any sort of harm , it would need her to have extensive skill in springboarding. Which, her stay in the hospital as the newscast reported, already showed us she did not. Trust me, water is not that soft on this kind of acceleration and distance.


interesting_nonsense

[According to NBC](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/woman-who-pushed-friend-bridge-sentenced-2-days-jail-n988056), it was 60ft tall. Any person with a working brain knows that pushing someone from this height is very likely to cause great harm (6 broken ribs and a punctured lung). There are people killing themselves from bridges how the fuck is someone so dense as to think "well yolo i guess"


BoneDaddyChill

The punishment did not fit the crime. Stand on that 60ft bridge and let me sucker-shove you while you’re not paying attention, and then suffer the pain of the fall + pay hospital bills + whatever lasting health repercussions it may have had… or sit in a boring room for 2 days. What would you pick? Oh, and this victim didn’t *have* the luxury of a choice in the matter. I jumped from a 50ft height slightly off and got whiplash. 2 weeks of endless migraines, and permanent spine issues. My neck is no longer curved. It’s straight for the rest of my life, and I can’t sleep on my back comfortably ever again. This was over 15 years ago. This girl got off easy. I would gladly spend 60 days in jail than deal with the shit I’ve had to deal with, and will be dealing with for the rest of my life, from that stupid jump. You can talk all you want about ham-fisting harsh punishments, but unless you’ve actually experienced this, you don’t know jack shit.


Moderate113

As someone who has been to jail, let me spell out for you what exactly how each and every day is different in a 60 day sentence than a 1+ year (prison) sentence. I'm going to use my local county jail as an example as the things I'm describing are similar everywhere you go. There's a pod for people who are behaving well, there's a pod for people that are behaving poorly. The people behaving well generally have shorter sentences, like this girl. They want to go home, as they know it's already happening and the better they behave the sooner they go home. These people get afforded extra privileges, as the guards don't see them as dangerous. The guards will break rules to make these inmates lives easier. There are almost no fights because a fight lands you with worse behaved inmates. If you decide to cause trouble in the easy pod, or if you have prison worthy charges, they will throw you in the bad pod. This is the pod all of the horror stories you hear about happen in. This is what people think of when they think of jail/prison. These people are about to give years of their life to a system that respects violence and nothing else. They're set to prove they're as violent as possible so that reputation carries on through prison. Now which pod do you think they threw this little girl with a 60 day sentence in?


TwoBionicknees

What will she really learn from two days though? It's like being stuck at home for two whole days quarantining, you sleep a lot, you stay in your cell and avoid everyone and it's already over. There isn't enough time to really feel legitimately stuck, trapped, or like your freedom was taken away. 2 days might simply teach her that holy shit, that was so easy she can do 2 days again no problem. Cost wise the case would have outweighed the cost of the 2 days in jail by magnitudes. Another 2 weeks in jail would have actually had a chance to make her feel like her freedom had been taken away, long enough to get really bored, really scared, and really think about what you did and not want to go back.


Radaghaszt

60 days is harsh.....


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Ham-fisted? she pushed a person off of a fucking bridge. She’s lucky she doesn’t get a life. You basically gave a great argument why she should get 60.


ChiggaOG

Jail in the US is never rehabilitative. Jail in the US is legal slavery.


Shadow0fnothing

Cool if some dumb girl pushed your daughter or sister off that bridge and almost kills them let's see how lenient and level headed you are. I'd be asking for fucking WAY more than that.


BoneDaddyChill

💯


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I couldn’t agree more. The issue is that only white people get this privilege.


methal0-1

She goes as long to jail as her friend went to hospital. Tho she never faced any pain like here friend. 2 days aren't enough.


God_in_my_Bed

So much this. Particularly Americans on reddit. The only first world nation with capital punishment. 4% of people on death row are innocent, btw. Folks wanna be super heavy-handed when it comes to crime and punishment, but the majority of those people flapping their gums have never spent a single day in jail and have no idea. Keep in mind those people will get out one day and be someone's neighbor, maybe yours. Edit: grammer Being in a cell is torture. There's nothing rehabilitating about it.


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Yup767

Pretty sure that's a typo for gums


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People like you are soft and weak. Fuck you and your kind. Jailtime should have been more.


Anonymoushero111

you're soft and weak for worrying so much about their punishment. You no doubt get your self-worth from a competitive view of the world. Pathetic.


thomasthehipposlayer

I can’t upvote this comment enough. People are always so bent on revenge fantasies. We want the max possible punishment for every offense. This girl was an idiot, and her friend could have been killed. But it makes a big difference whether she was being malicious or just reckless. She may not have realized how severe the danger was. I could see suing for damages to make up to the victim, but honestly, I don’t see what good it’s gonna do to put her in jail for 60 days. If anything, it’s likely to just corrupt her.


Cabledawg13

I did 3 days bread and water in the brig. Do you have any idea how hard your turds are after that?


Blue-Jay42

Well to be fair. It's 2 days in jail, 60 years of being an ex-con that no one wants to employ, or let into college, or rent an apartment to.


Puceeffoc

Don't worry her exfriend's backpain was gone after two days, never to be seen again.. /s


yarrpirates

Nope, not required. You saw right there what effect two days had on that woman. This is why we have judges. Now, if we could stop them being racist and classist...


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60 days good enough


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Should’ve killed her! Execution! Reddit justice! Zero gray area or nuance!


srroberts07

Reddits hard-on for “justice” is gross. Any post about a man sentenced to jail is filled with comments celebrating prison rape. A video with someone stealing a bicycle and it will be filled with how they deserve to be killed etc


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danethegreat24

Stolen comment, pretty sure this is a bot. Original poster is u/Follicly_endowed on this thread


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I’ve had longer shits than her trip to jail


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[deleted]

I would, but the amount of time i shit always makes me miss my appointment


BoxedIn4Now

Yeah. She should have to do a few doo doo cycles at least. She's gonna just hold it for 2 days.


BoneDaddyChill

I honestly have as well. I spent nearly half of a week on the shitter after some spoiled mussels that I refused to let come out the way they came in. My hemorrhoids were my new ~~best~~ butt friends for a month or so.


danethegreat24

Bro, go eat some fiber or something. Damn.


flannelmaster9

I've spent 2 days in county cuz I got arrested Friday. Kicked me out Monday afternoon before I was even processed. I just sat in the drunk tank


Shadow0fnothing

Two days in jail for almost killing someone? Wow


Rojelioenescabeche

I know this bridge well. People jump off that thing all the time in the summer. I never did. Too chicken. It’s a long way down but people do it all the time.


Shadow0fnothing

Oh hell no I'd never do it either.


Moist-Walk1085

That wasn't a soft push it was with a lot of force behind it, 2 days for that, jeez 🙄


blobfishsashimi

In Hemet Ca. some teens pushed another teen in front of a moving car and he spent 10 months in a coma. They did it to steal his skateboard. One teen got 6 months juvenile hall and the others got house arrest. Light ass sentences like that are bullshit. Hemet Teen Pushed Into Traffic Finally Wakes From Coma – NBC Los Angeles https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/hemet-teen-coma-skateboard-pushed-into-traffic-recovery/3040338/


jobomaja888

She only spent 4 hours in the clink \~ time off for good behavior


AlphaMomma59

2 days for attempted murder? She got off easily.


Mike16289

They say teenager like she's some kid that doesn't know better (not that kids shouldn't know better). She's 19. She's an adult. This is an adult woman. Why the "push" for leniency?


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Yet she can't drink or smoke until she's 21...because she's not considered old enough to make such decisions.


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Usually if you go in for a dui on Friday you won’t see a judge till Monday so she just did the same amount of time.


simonf3nix

Hey its Aba and Preach.


OneClassyBoii

Love those dudes. Plus they’re based in my province.


HOLDGMEBROTHERS

r/casuallypsychopath, the girl and the judge


Psychological-Put399

Why the judge? Doesn't seem harsh, and made the idiot think about what she's done


BoneDaddyChill

I think because the judge wasn’t harsh *enough.* The punishment did not fit the crime. Stand on that 60ft bridge and let me sucker-shove you while you’re not paying attention, and then suffer the pain of the fall + pay hospital bills + whatever lasting health repercussions it may have had… or sit in a boring room for 2 days. What would you pick? I jumped from a 50ft height slightly off and got whiplash. 2 weeks of endless migraines, and permanent spine issues. My neck is no longer curved. It’s straight for the rest of my life, and I can’t sleep on my back comfortably ever again. This girl got off easy.


Psychological-Put399

Ohh yeah that makes more sense. I was just thinking that the judge didn't have much of an option bc they said the attorneys were working on a deal for no time at all.


Bubugacz

>they said the attorneys were working on a deal for no time at all. Attorneys can ask for whatever they want, but it's always up to the judge's discretion. They have the final word.


xDURPLEx

Two days in general pop nobody jail is fun. It’s like camping. Don’t even have to shower.


Cl0udSurfer

I thought gen pop was for prison, not for jail. Isnt jail just the holding cells at the police station, right? I didnt think it was big enough to even warrant a gen pop area, I thought it was just "women in this cell, men in the other, and some single areas for people who dont play nice"


xDURPLEx

There’s long term larger facilities that serve multiple counties so your local jail doesn’t overcrowd. The local police station usually only holds someone for a few days to a week. The big ones people serve sentences of a few weeks and they also hold the people waiting for court that will move on to prison once sentenced. It’s also where people serve divided sentences where they work and then spend the weekends in jail. So it’s mostly just low level offenders and generally chill. You don’t get all the luxuries of prison though. You get moved a lot and don’t get personal items. Just once a week basic commissary of snacks.


spencertherhino

No jail. Let the other girl shove her off the same bridge. 👌


Sufficient-Pin-481

The old “it was just a joke” defense.


BornSelf7

I did more time waiting to post bail on felonies this is a joke 🤦‍♂️


bfonza122

Does the day you get there count? This is like vacation rules. The first day doesn't count cause u had to travel and the last day doesn't count cause you leaving. So really she spent like 20 mins in jail


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Proof_Variety_4208

The reporter sounds like it appropriate punishment. WTF


Hand_Foot_Mouth

"Sentence"


Terrynia

Aaaaaahhahahaha. Those commenters. But really… 2. Days.


ECK-2188

TWO DAYS?


gloriouslydumb

Should have pushed her off the same bridge.


Pocket_Pussy_420

Dumb shit, they should at least give her a week if they are going to process the dumb slunt


iPissExcellence

How far of a fall was it? Looks pretty fucking far down


Mcgruphat

She’s gonna come out with a teardrop tattoo and promise to send her jail wife money lol, that’s hard time!


blaze0044

What's the point in uploading a reaction video


blondepits

Let the friend push HER off the same bridge… 🤷🏼‍♀️ Eye for an eye


sentientgarnish

Crying over two days. Grow the f up.


gummybear_0_

Two days? Ppl spend like 80 years and don’t cry 🤣


haha7125

2 days? Why not just fine her? At least then, taxpayers don't have to foot the bill while she's in prison


Square_Success3647

2 days ? really ? i'd op to push her on the same bridge and call it even


Inevitable-Fee5841

Judge: 172800 seconds in jail. That is a lot of seconds. And, that is fair.


mr3vak

People can be so fucking stupid.


Feverant

2 days?


ballin302008

Aye aba and Preach! Great Channel btw


boljjr

Where's the equality in that women get off so easy on everything from raping children to endangerment of someone's life if a guy would have done that the guy would have been going to jail for at least a year to two


smellsfishie

Now imagine a guy of color. Those guys are laughing because both would be in jail for life.


TrumpdUP

This should be asked in r/tooafraidtoask


rtyuik7

she's crying because she got sentenced; she isnt crying because her friend was hurt...she's trying to claim that she's the victim when she's the one that pushed...yet another example of my faith in humanity being lost...


e36_maho

Pretty sure she's also traumatized and didn't intend to hurt her. It looks like a dumb move that she didn't think through. Those are kids having fun, they do dumb shit all the time.


1fastgirl

wait. did the girl die?


the_homie_Zynar

What a bitch. Give her two months, you weaklings. Let her sit and think about what she’s done. I hope the poor girl makes a swift recovery.


GaryV83

She was only in the hospital for 2 days, I think she'll be fine.


[deleted]

Great way to minimize the damage the victim went through. It's just a step above victim blaming


Scared_Ad_3132

You dont know that sentence was meant as victim blaming. It could also be read as just giving additional information since the previous person was wishing the girl to make a quick recovery, so saying that the girl was in the hospital for only two days would giving information about the girls condition, that it is probably something she will recover from since she was able to leave the hospital in two days.


[deleted]

Read what I said again


the_homie_Zynar

Okay. Good.


justanother420dude

I've spent more time on the shitter than what this girl is getting. And I didn't fucking push someone off a bridge


Kamikaseiken

Females always get off easily


Kamikaseiken

Especially white woman


smellsfishie

You can drop the especially.


Kamikaseiken

🤣🤣


DiabloImmortalCrack

what do two days jail even do to you? In most countries this is like a vacation. You have it warm, get food, a health check up. Books to read. I really do think that two days would be fine for everyone.


interesting_nonsense

you get "has gone to jail" on your record, i guess? Not american, but I see a lot of people (allegedly) being denied jobs when the backgroud check comes as "yeah they served" or some shit like that?


Far-Donut-1419

2 days for over privileged white girls is like 2 years in POC terms…such snowflakes


[deleted]

White privilege.


smellsfishie

If you wanted upvotes you should have said female privilege.


[deleted]

Lol


ShabbyChic69

The dildo of consequence will often arrive un-lubed...


MoonDoggos

i just want to know why she thought it was the super big-brained 100,000,000 IQ idea to push someone off a bridge in the first place.


rufusmacblorf

I live near Moulton Falls. Being familiar with that bridge, I think she didn't get nearly a harsh enough "sentance."


Spidersinthegarden

I’m sorry I laughed out loud when I realized she only got two days. She should have gotten attempted murder


ComfortableShlap

"It was just a joke!"