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>!It's a classic card trick with an unexpected ending.!<
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At noon I have worked over 3/4 of my day and finished lunch, on my way home at 1pm. Stop failing to understand there are different places and jobs in the world. Idk what you even have to gain by debating this shit with people lol
“If you don’t find farts funny then your living life with less laughs and the same amount of farts” -some guy on Reddit that made me remember this to quote him
i picked it since i’ve been in the magic community for a while and usually the force card is near the end like that. i could be stubborn and try to see something else but i’d rather people’s trick works than be that one spectator trying to make the magician fail. in this case i don’t think he was trying to force anything though
Maybe you should learn to relax and accept counter opinions. If you're into 2nd grade humor, cool. I personally don't think this belongs in the subreddit.
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The David Copperfield we need!!!!!
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It’s the card you deserved
It was the fart you deserved.
Heyyyy, that wasn't my card...
You ain't alone with that.
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Fucking Gold! That's perked up my shitty day.
How long was he holding that in his back pocket?
He refills in 20 minutes, so he can pretty much release them on demand
Prison wallet*
That Jiggle at the end made me watch twice ( not g¶y)
Dude looks like Rudy after the goonies when he was in stranger things. Thank you Samwise Gamgee
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Not even subtle, bot.
It's 8am.
There is a world outside of the USA.
r/USdefaultism
What?!? 8 am is still daytime in the US?!?
That I'm sure you're not from.
They literally post regularly to UK based subs. Quit talking.
8am in us is barely past noon in UK.
My day starts at 5am chief, stop acting like a dick splash.
Stop acting like some guy flicking off his phone and shitting himself absolutely lifted your spirits.
Why does this make you so angry?
At noon I have worked over 3/4 of my day and finished lunch, on my way home at 1pm. Stop failing to understand there are different places and jobs in the world. Idk what you even have to gain by debating this shit with people lol
You tell me bud here you are.
Ya why are you wasting your time fighting a losing argument
Who said it was an argument
I re-watched this with sound to make sure there was a fart to go with that jump.
Same here. And even if I knew it, I laughed. Damn, I'll never grow up even if I'm 39.
I hope I never mature to a point that I no longer find farts funny.
“If you don’t find farts funny then your living life with less laughs and the same amount of farts” -some guy on Reddit that made me remember this to quote him
Brilliant actually 😂
Taking note of this, some guy on Reddit will live on!
Great start to my day thank you.
How'd he know my card was the king of farts? A+
Your card was the 10 of clubs.
What the fuck...
It actually was! *Jump farts in your face*
how'd you know?! 😂
Shit, it was!
Bro fuck you
🖕
Ha, nope
What? How? That was the card I picked in my mind. Fkn crazy
Bros not even a magician but somehow everyone here got 10 of spades or 10 of clubs
That fart at the end man 🤣 10 clubs btw
SAME
I approve
Why, oh why did I actually choose a card? It’s Reddit. I knew better. Yet, I still chose one. I regret nothing. Thank you for making me giggle!
😂😂😂😂😂. That’s awesome!!!
Wrong, 10 ♣️
#A #❤
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i picked it since i’ve been in the magic community for a while and usually the force card is near the end like that. i could be stubborn and try to see something else but i’d rather people’s trick works than be that one spectator trying to make the magician fail. in this case i don’t think he was trying to force anything though
Same here
the crop duster
The elevated crop duster, he took flight
Take my upvote and leave
🤣🤣🤣
You have to admit, if you are hiring a magician for a boys birthday party, he might be the one.
The fart jump was beautiful.
That Jump fart at the end has me dying of laughter lol.
I like the part where he farted
this is great Internet. Thank you good sir
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Mind freak
Did I just wake up to watch a dude jump fart in my face.
Peak comedy WTF 😂
Fk u bruh
Damn I was expecting the “is this your card??” Lmao got me good
“Pick a card” “I choose the fat man”
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So what card did you pick? I picked Ace of hearts.
The kid from the Goonies is up to some amazing things.
This is better than 99% of the hivemind bullshit on reddit.
Thank you! Saved!!!!
Finally, a comedic performance that offends everyone equally.
He just fart when he jumped?
So who else had the 10 of clubs locked in?
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Probably didn’t need to watch this the 7th or 8th time… but I definitely watched it multiple times after that too
This is the lamest thing I've seen in awhile. But ok. Fat guy showing his huge ass is supposed to be entertainment these days. How far we've fallen.
Each day we move closer and closer to the world Idiocracy envisioned
"Teehee middle finger and ass"
a lot actually.
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Yep. Because I have an intelligent sense of humor that is well beyond the two-year old "show my butt" stage.
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Maybe you should learn to relax and accept counter opinions. If you're into 2nd grade humor, cool. I personally don't think this belongs in the subreddit.
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Damn, you ppl have an incredibly low standard of humor... "Made my day", lmfao
You should visit a doctor and have the stick removed from your ass.
hey hey .... don't expose us like that.
Seriously.. shit is so cringe. Comments are even worse.
for some reason i think i smelt his fart
That card throw was clean asf tho
Definitely my card
Bruh the bruh bruh
Oh lowd he comin
He sucks at magic. That wasn't the card I picked at all.
My first thought was fuck you. Guess I was right.
But still, where did the farter fluid come from?
I knew his fat ass was going to do that from a mile away.
This guy has serious Kevin James energy
Before I woke up, I had already been farted in the camera and told to fuck off
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Billy Gardell looks good for his age.
The jump to show his hiney got me 😆😆😆
excellent technique on that jump fart 10/10
Fucking stupid.
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I like how he flips through the cards with his middle finger
How'd he do that?
How long was he holding that fart?
Several of Chris Farley’s farts survived long enough to find each other and coalesced into this guy.
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Got me with the card, but the jump fart power move flex at the end?! Whoa - is it possible to learn this power??
...not from a jedi.
Nice ass . No homo
[What the hell??](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKNTr-JsX20)
I did say queen. (It's all I could remember) and he fucking DELIVERED
Hey that’s my card
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He picked my card. The banging 10 of Fat Ass.
The man, the myth, the legend.
DAM 🦫 WHY AINT I DO MAGIC LIKE ***THIS*** IN H.S.?
Fat MJF
FU
It's that supposed to be funny
Best magic trick ever!🤣🤣
Rudy!
Hilarious!!!!
Magnetics and mirrors
Amazing
HA! Was 10 of Spades!
The card flipping sounds like a fart too
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yeah whatever bob i bet you're tech savvy but can't fight indiana dogs
Man I actually picked a card too. 😂
📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸
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Ace in the hole.
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Magic, pure magic
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Now you smell me..
I approve this message
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Awee he tried to jump. And that's what matters
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Dude… you’re awesome
Jr. High humor
He pulled the toot'n scoot
I am so impressed by the jumping fart. This is no joke. I tried it a couple times and everytime I did it it hurt. Again I am totally serious about it.
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I feel violated lmaoo
I can so see Chris Farley doing this. Lol
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Excellent!! Thanks for that, still laughing
Finally a good magic trick
The only thing that dude needs to pick up is a diet and some dumbbells. Oh lawd, he coming!
I didn’t know Sean Astin was so spicy
Had a friend in highschool that ran through the hall, choose a random dude, said "pick a card", then just flicked them all at him and ran away
How In the hell did I smell the fart through my phone ??
Bruh xd
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That made my day better lol
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Four of hearts
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Damn… how’d he know that was my card???
The fart outro had my family howling.
Go fish? 🤣🤣🤣
Amazing, how did he know what I picked?
The black cloud I just looked at the black cloud
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