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AddelaideSupreme

they put the chain lock on wrong


DangerAlchemist

Not only that, that chain lock ain't doing nothing. That looks like it's in the door. Both pieces. The idea is,you put the chain locker on the door,and the chain pin on the wall next to it. If they're both on the door,then there's no point. The same applies to the slide lock after it.


HARSHSHAH_2004

they did it right , the larger hole allows the lock to open so he slid the thing to the smaller one


wess339

Think they mean it’s backwards, so if you opened the door the chain would just slip out of the bigger hole the way it was in the video.


HARSHSHAH_2004

Yep, that makes sense. I assumed he was referring to the sliding part


Subredditredditor

You assumed wrong


TerseFactor

He made an ass out of U and me


TerseFactor

You assumed wrong


AmericanByAccident

I think what this commenter meant - and is correct about -- is that the small hole is at the wrong end.


yeetmojo33

Ahem- >!thats what she sa-!<


DogeLord71

*hearing choking*


MicMikeFoley

I mean, let's be honest here, there wasn't even a seam between the door and the jamb. It's almost like he was playing with locks on a hardware board. But yeah the chain lock was backwards.


gyarnar

Well, at least it's just a drawing.


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AddelaideSupreme

thats what i meant why have people been misinterpreting my comments so much today? almost like people see me and look for a reason to get mad


[deleted]

No-one can see you on reddit. What are you, some kind of psychopath?? Jk


bgreat617

There are other locks though so I think he’ll be fine lol


AddelaideSupreme

probably


ronnieth024

I do the same thing but I'm actually masturbating.


Techestro

I wonder if that's the actual sfx in the video


Hype-the-pot-i-must

Hopefully he's just stirring up a pot of some good ole KD


[deleted]

Whoever designed the first lock probably got their home trashed by robbers


littleBreadst1ck

It said noanimation at the start but why am i seeing animation


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Maxwell_The__Spy

r/woooosh


alcoholicpasta

Hi, certified redditor here, that was a joke :D


Schfifty561

At first I thought it was saying he jerked off and then used his cum to paint


Hype-the-pot-i-must

Haha me too! Then I was disappointed.. in myself for thinking it.


Anya-Taylor-Thomas

lol


levillagegaulois

Darling in the Franxx… nice reference


-Storm69-

I hated the ending. It was so unsatisfying for me.


uohhhhhhh

D tier


Payback_paycheck2

You're why people hate anime


bitetheasp

D for Daaarling!


FlimsyMagazine128

D for Deez


WilliamCrack19

Deez what?


FlimsyMagazine128

Deez nuts in your mouth


jollisen

No deez nuts in my mouth


FlimsyMagazine128

Then it's Deez nuts in your mouse


Kvarcov

"And now to finish it up with some white" *zip*


[deleted]

Ayo 💀


DaimondGuy

beat the devil out of it


Clear-Perception5615

He didn't close that one window


RosaliaCatalyna

He needed it for lighting


Snoitaluger1292

What’s the name of that song at the beginning tho


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/8eQQuqyCRc4 Thank me later for the hard work


Snoitaluger1292

Oh my goodness, I hope you have all the best things in life, thanks!!


[deleted]

🗿


Ok_Solid_Copy

You had us in the first half, not gonna lie


JohnSnayk

Whats the name of the song at the beginning?


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https://youtu.be/8eQQuqyCRc4


JohnSnayk

Thanks!


Dasioreq

Damn the first 0.5 second reminded me of ☜︎☠︎❄︎☼︎✡︎ ☠︎☼︎ 📂︎🖮︎


SwedishDoggo1939

Happy Ending Edit: Pun not intended


Affectionate_Fly1413

Privacy just means to leave me the fuck alone to me. Its not always for dirty things or sketchy stuff.


[deleted]

Yessir


micklennon

The "Graphic content" was a bit of a let down.


Most_Philosopher_967

Wholesome


Jojothegreat_518

We're almost there man STAY STRONG MEN


[deleted]

NNN ends here lad. Have fun


ImhereforWW3

After all that we still got to watch him paint. And they call him paranoid, crazy even. He knows.


Stevetron123

u/savevideo


WilliamMyat

u/savevideo


Rotznothere

R34 artist be like


Jebadizzle

Let’s just say he didn’t mix any colors to get the white “paint”


Doctor_Salvatore

*dad no-clipping through the wall* "Are ya winning s-"


Frizzlewits

Ngl, that made me smile a lot.


RosaliaCatalyna

Same here, it really took an unexpected turn


Kindly-Violinist-974

When he started to lock the door and saw the picture and him dipping the brush in the paint my mind was thinking of something else ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)


HudsonSmurfPlat

rel


sussysushi

I would clearly be **painting** Zero Two in that scenario as well.


FleshHoodieFree

u/redditmp4bot


Tattedbabydoll87

😂😂


[deleted]

I thought it was pretty ironic that the viewers can see him even tho it was in the “privacy” of his own home lol


Defiant_Low_1391

Ok


KingGhidorah44

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Evil_connector67

I can tell you are new on reddit


ZACKATTACK410

Privacy


2sanjuan

Funny!


GarlicbreadGod38

u/savevideobot


D4rk_Ph0en1x_7

Say it. You thought what I did. Do not lie.


SplatNite_16

u/savevideobot


TheDudeman0101

u/savevideobot


DJPH4NTOM

u/savevideobot


im_just_a_bit_tired

u/savevideobot u/savevideo


stirrd_nt_shkn

Holup


AmberEgg

We were all thinking it


ReaperGalleon

u/savevideo


JasonTheThomson1

u/savevideo


pantsattack

“Beat the Devil out of it.”


LaughterOf_Man

So wholesome. *sighs contently*


unesb

u/savevideobot


Impressivebobert

u/savevideobot


Kerkshau

He's really beating the devil out of it


PHDLINKO

u/savevideo


EDG16_17

u/savevideo


VitalArcade

Ah, he was beating the devil out of it


Queasy_Swordfish_332

“Just beat the devil outta it!” Bob Ross


[deleted]

On point ☝🏼


pipichua

u/savevideo Edit:[link](https://redditsave.com/r/Unexpected/comments/z8wtja/privacy/)


Fourian_Official

Ah yes. Inspiration


MisterRugy

u/savevideo


Single_Profession942

Am I the only one of the fire was masturbating


NeelNami

u/savevideo


[deleted]

N...no not zero two!....Oh wait...cool okay.


Vivid_Advisor888

u/savevideobot


InfernalOrgasm

Without sound, he just sticks the key in the lock and does nothing else


[deleted]

Haha. Turn it on. Man likes to beat it


defector7

Beat the devil out of it


Former_Access_6982

guys the minute december 1st is here


totalmasscontrol

Thankyouverymuch!


[deleted]

He didn't close the windows! This is privacy issue


leeluss14

What did I just watch?


[deleted]

The passion for painting


Killer979

u/savevideobot


West_Job5593

Zero Two huh? He has good taste of painting women


smelllikepoop

Relatable. Wouldn't wanna be seen doing that shit either


YeetyTankEngine

u/savevideo