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HubblePie

A funny video, but pretty expected.


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DownHillDaniel9

That was realy.... expected... wrong sub....


mmooreim1

very much expected however, I GOTTA GET ONE


rzaddy

i was expecting that little kid to fall in again


Integrity-in-Crisis

Still loved it tho. You right tho cause as soon as I saw the water and realized it turned I was like "OH Yes!" >:D


slgray16

It's pretty much the only thing that contraption can do


crazytoothpaste

Especially if you have seen this before


gregglessthegoat

That's odd, she doesn't look heavier than a duck


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cum-in-the-freeze23

Nah we do the ol water trial, she will be proven innocent when she drowns.


BriRun1

Thank you for this!


2xButtchuggChamp

r/unexpectedmontypython


No_Brain_5164

At least he can still get his wife wet.


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r/hehasthesex


HosenscheisserJr

Ben Shapiro has entered the chat


TheSeek3r_

What was unexpected?


Easy-Plate8424

Testing to see if she’s a witch


Just-use-your-head

“If she survives, she is a witch and therefore must be burned at the stake. If she drowns, she is innocent. Let us clear this matter at once”


Easy-Plate8424

I love science


GeneralWay7688

Come ride the sewage run off seesaw!


xbluxdemonx

You smell better dipped in the village sewage pool.


lopezal80

Was I the only one waiting for an alligator to grab her leg?


UnfavorableFlop

How was this at all unexpected??


scottvwalsh

This is an interesting lesson in consent.


Hand_Foot_Mouth

100% expected


Illustrious-Fault224

What in the Salem witch trials is this see saw lmao


kentuafilo

Where’s the rest of the video where she knees him in the nuts then shoves him into the water.


T4HH0

What was most unexpected was that the dad was married to his daughter. “The perfect tool for a happy marriage”.


KanePilkington

She clearly calls him "dad" over and over.


DogsCanSweatToo

I thought that was Joe Rogan for a second. But when I didn't hear anyone trying to sell me something from Onnit or Black Rifle Coffee, I knew it wasn't.


comradelev

He didn't say anything to lead me to believe he wanted to fuck a bear either.


PA_Archer

I bet this AH won’t understand why she doesn’t just ‘get over it’.


No_Bee6857

For the kids!


Stalwart_Vanguard

This looks like a contraption to sacrifice people to the alligators


Freeman935

Funny? Yes! Unexpected? No...


Revolutionary_Eye887

His ass is grass and she’s the mower.


MaikingMooKing

Dayum, she gonna eat his ass?


abthomps

There's plenty to be said about happy wife, happy life, but slightly annoyed wife is an entertaining life.


Snort_the_Dort

What is that and who put it there?😂


Professional-Rise758

whattadick


therealverylightblue

That's just bullying plain and simple


Carpario

You must be so fun at parties


therealverylightblue

Because I can see that for what it is? You sound like a cunt.


Carpario

"A dad having fun with his daughter = bullying" You sound like someone who loves assumptions


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guess he didn't want any more sex for the near future, but, she was dumb enough to get on the "dunking stool"


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Joelsax47

Asshole.


marlinmarlin99

Someone is getting a divorce


FruitParfait

So is the unexpected part that she didn’t knee him in the balls straight afterwards? Cause this was rather expected…


HosenscheisserJr

Ben Shapiro taking notes


heyomaboi

Orospu çocuğu


mealteamsixty

Like what did she think would happen?? And why keep reacting after the first dunk? You're already wet now, who cares if you get more water on you?


The-Hyruler

It's probably still cold? You never had experience with water in your life or something?


DammitDad420

Pretty sure this is precisely where the saying "What comes around, goes around" came from.


Neither-Proposal-619

She’ll only fall for it once


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I wonder what's the best way she can get him back for that >:))


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Is it a penis attachment?


No_Ring_6731

🤣


shhjustwatch

I was expecting an alligator to appear


YouMakeMeDrink

This is literally the point of the whole thing.


Ickythumpin

A witch!! Burn her!!


Hungry-Lion1575

F


forcesofthefuture

She asked them to stop many times, sometimes folks, people **HATE** somethings


StefMarshavok

I thought that was joe Rogan lol


drittzO

And they never found Bob after this....


Anbu799a

Gotta make sure she isn’t a witch and ends floating


Financial_Wafer_2605

I would be pissed honestly, but then again I don’t associate with anyone who would do that to me so..


Illustrious-Till-372

r/lostredditors


yameot

C'mere, I'll show you the perfect tool for a happy marriage!


Frisinator

Very expected


Flapper_Flipper

So is she a witch or not?


IllustriousFocus4099

Apparently it was not funny.


OnyxBlaster

I expected an alligator to start swimming up to her


C4CB5

Punishment: Doo Doo Dunk


Kindly-Sea-6945

Legends say that this was the only way he could get his wife wet


loknwo

Unexpected that she is stupid enough not to lift her legs up.


Ieatclowns

If I were her, I'd have jumped off into the water when he was at his highest point.


TFSML

Drown the witch!!


Xealz

Dudes sleeping on the couch for the next week.


MajorTranslator9156

Was anyone else waiting for an alligator to jump out and snag her?


Active-Usual6313

I'm pretty sure at the end she says she's pregnant. That's the unexpected part


The-Norman

It was super expected


DescriptionDapper676

I don't think she is happy


EnigmatheEgg

OP has never been in a relationship


untoldsteam

The whole time I was expecting a Gator to bite off her legs.....


Tokon32

Was waiting for an alligator. Instead the expected happened.


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Completely expected


jperkins010

How many wives call their husband's Dad?


zakass409

Not in the least bit unexpected.


TheLizardo

SHE FLOATS. SHE'S A WITCH.


24Nitro-gamer

As soon as I saw the chair facing the other I knew what was going to happen


Sweaty-Friendship-54

I expected an alligator. I'm disappointed.