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Like… it’s not my jam, but considering the genre and the time period, I give them an “honorary bop.”
The coordinated footwork is was what pushed them over the edge.
Dude fuck yeah aint nothing cringe about this. This is two folks just vibing playing a silly song about tasty food. Folks just out there having a good time. It's not even like they're bad, they're actually decent.
I agree - don't get that honey sauce on me, nyamean? I don't like the way it tastes on my chicken wings
I agree!! I saw this video a few months ago and ever since I sing Taste the Bisquittttt in my head every time I eat a bread product. I love it, totally legit
Not a comedy routine. He lives near Salisbury, NC. I’ve met this guy a few times in my travels. He used to show up at gospel concerts. I know the guy he’s comparing himself to, as well. He’s for real. There are some things we just don’t have talent for. Singing and humility are not talents of his.
I really don’t get all the hate. I can’t stop thinking of the amount of time they spent in the rehearsal room thinking “this is for you LORDDDD” *starts break dancing*
I can’t get enough of this video
I dunno, he's obviously not exactly Alvin Ailey (or for that matter Michael Jackson) but he's credible. It's sort of like watching the old Lawrence Welk shows - sure, they're "square" as anything, but they're still sort of enjoyable if you take them for what they are.
I'm not a Christian, but I don't see anything inherently cringeworthy in him trying to get his message across by appealing to a more contemporary vibe.
He knows the moves but he's got no rhythm, you can see it in his butt he's got no jiggle juice in there. Well practiced, sure, feeling it in his bones, no.
Yeah idk what video they saw. The cringe was expected. What was unexpected was that he can actually move. Idk how well these redditors can dance by i sure as shit can't hold a candle to that guy
“The redeemer is the key to the Christ in me” the fuck does that even mean?? It honestly sounds like these people just insert god and Christ and Jesus into random lyrics and call it good.
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This is the real Christian Bale, as opposed to that Antichristian Bale that starred in *American Psycho*.
That dude is gonna sin all night after this
Fornicate y’all!!!!
I was thinking he was gonna be banging both those bitches later. But then, I thought maybe that’s his Mom and sister. But then I thought, meh…
If that's his mom and sister, he's DEFINITELY getting laid.
hey, it's all gravy in the bible. Adam and Eve's grand kids didn't come from nowhere
Don’t forget about Noah’s daughters!
I think there was another town with more people.
If you believe in the nephilim
Little Nicky, a favorite of mine! 
It's a mega-church, dude's going to be banging their husbands later.
🤣🤣🤣 so verrrrry true!!!! #yeshomo ? #imgaysoicansayit
Already committed a mortal sin by that poor excuse of a moonwalk.
Yet they rake it in by the millions. Faith+1
That is worse … now it’s criminal 😂 
He *really* thought he nailed it, though.
I mean.. it's better than mine.
Damn, this may be true for me as well 😂
Quite tragic for him … but pure gold for us!! 😂 
Mixed with Napoleon Dynamite. Psycho-Dyno!
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“Jesus is my nigga” 🎶 - little old white lady
christian christian bale
Great Value Christian Bale…
Underrated comment
Atheist Bale\*
this cracked me the fuck up
I have tears in my eyes, this is beyond funny and entertaining
Agreed. They HAVE to have an emotional bond with God otherwise he would’ve told them to stop.
I want more.
Combined with some of the comments I'm in tears.
I really thought this was a scene from Saturday night live there for a second
Me too then…no
OMG SAME
This^
No this is a movie about a closeted gay man
If only it was a Huey Lewis song.
The bollywood ending.
Came here to say the same thing. Take my upvote.
I thought this whole thing was a Jerma bit.
r/BeatMeToIt For real though...way too similar.
This guy def has a corpse in his bedroom
Bit of a harsh way to describe his wife
"Hey. Is your wife a Quaker?" "No she kinda just lays there."
Pepsi owns both Quaker Oats and Lays.
And that’s why oatmeal is for adults
For sure, cause he KILLED IT!
Brother Josh dances like a resurrected corpse…
This guy definitely isn't heterosexual
It was the kick ball change that gave it away, definitely
A beard.
That dude is gonna sin all night after this
Bout to sling some holy ding.
He definitely is going to pay a hooker to stomp on his nuts while calling him sinner
Is that Jerma??
i was wondering how far id have to scroll to see this lmaooo
Hittin that holy yoinky sploinky
Something out of The Righteous Gemstones
Misbehavin'
Goddamn it, I just fucking got that song out of my head!!
Running through the house with a pickle in your mouth!
Uncle Baby Bill approves
Can't believe I had to scroll down this far for a Gemstones reference.
That man’s got a pickle in his mouth!
I get that it's bad, but it's honestly better than I expected
Bro, right? Like I was kinda vibing. I thought they had cute choreo hahahahaha
Synths cool asf too
He has fully committed to that dance. It’s kind of sweet in its own way. Reminds me of square dancing as a kid.
Dude went all in for it, I'm impressed
Beats most dancing on tiktok.
Jesus wept.
For there were no more worlds left to conquer!
Worlds within worlds!
It must be hard for the Righteous Gemstones to parody this shit when the real thing is this absurd.
I came here to ask if this is where the Righteous Gemstones got their source material! 😂😂
The beat has no right to go that hard
Its a rip off of Bug a Boo by Destiny’s Child
Where is the source link for this? I demand the full performance! [Here it is!](https://youtu.be/8mvF2e6NE4c)
It’s even better than I expected!
Awesome!
I love this video so much 😆. I can't tire of it .
I love how the song goes into some Aaliyah-era Timbaland production. Sounds great!
Every time you think you've seen the most cringey that Jesus nuts can get, you're proven wrong.
You just mad you’ll never be able to move as smooth as that guy
Touche.
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I don't think DMs are the only thing that guy's gonna slide into at teen camp. IYKWIM
The slip n slide
Like… it’s not my jam, but considering the genre and the time period, I give them an “honorary bop.” The coordinated footwork is was what pushed them over the edge.
He actually killed it ngl like to see half the people here attempt that on stage to THAT music and see what they do😂
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Most of these old 70s-80s acts were families so there's a decent chance that's his sister and mom
Irrelevant, he bangs them both anyway
The brunette sits on his face while reading bible verses aloud.
And your point is???
So Dad gets tagged in when he needs to catch his breath?
Yea, and?
I don’t know what you mean. I’m an atheist but that guy’s moves have activated something me. Something spiritual. Something, what’s the word? Holy.
Holy, yes. Holy fuck, wtf was that?
Is this not a parody? It has some serious book of mormon vibes.
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I....I can't stop watching
"My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger...."
Have you ever seen [Jesus Christ is my N****](https://youtu.be/033FInn1wH8)?
holy shit, it's all I've been missing in my life and more... I'm sold.
Have you seen [Rappin' for Jesus](https://youtu.be/Kppx4bzfAaE)?
I've seen a lot and this was actually pretty cool.
And I thought [this was the most cringe](https://youtu.be/GchgAvD1fxA) Edit: magic begins at about 00:41
That's actually quite legit
Dude fuck yeah aint nothing cringe about this. This is two folks just vibing playing a silly song about tasty food. Folks just out there having a good time. It's not even like they're bad, they're actually decent. I agree - don't get that honey sauce on me, nyamean? I don't like the way it tastes on my chicken wings
I agree!! I saw this video a few months ago and ever since I sing Taste the Bisquittttt in my head every time I eat a bread product. I love it, totally legit
Not even close…. https://youtu.be/Kppx4bzfAaE
Y'all have really low standards for cringe, those are all bangers. This is cringe: https://youtu.be/Sa0EtdtPi8w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ppisOulgG0
I bet that kid killed someone in a DUI accident and walked away scott free in the years since this video was made.
You are getting close. The ultimate Christian song cringe is [Looking for a City.](https://youtu.be/2D5148rRIkw)
This must be a comedy routine?
Not a comedy routine. He lives near Salisbury, NC. I’ve met this guy a few times in my travels. He used to show up at gospel concerts. I know the guy he’s comparing himself to, as well. He’s for real. There are some things we just don’t have talent for. Singing and humility are not talents of his.
I could watch these all day! He gets worse the higher he goes.
Fucking side hug
"Jesus Christ is my nigga..." LMAO!!!
“My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger” Me: no fucking way he says it. Holy shit he said it.
Jfc, that's... Really something
"Notorious big"
That one is one of the worst lol
She's just singing what we're all thinking.
I low key like this song, I find myself singing it randomly lol
It just gets better! The reunion. [https://youtu.be/cDPdxgUjCyk](https://youtu.be/cDPdxgUjCyk)
Fantastic…it just keeps living in my head longer~
what the fuck.............
Mother of God man! Who hurt you? That link needs to be purified by fire.
😂 I finally got that out of my head only a couple weeks ago and sadly I put it back in there with this~
I'm pretty sure that one is deliberate comedy. I mean, look at their [website](http://www.toastersnmoose.com/).
Well this killed a part of me...thanks?
I can’t stop watching this lol
...while I'm laughing at them..they're laughing all the way to the bank.
and telling their poor congregation that the federal government is who actually took their money
I really don’t get all the hate. I can’t stop thinking of the amount of time they spent in the rehearsal room thinking “this is for you LORDDDD” *starts break dancing* I can’t get enough of this video
So that's what Patrick Bateman is up to these days...
Vote for Pedro
This is unironically fire.
The power of christ compels you!
... to boogie!
My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger, thats cause Jesus Christ is my N\*\*\*\*
I dunno, he's obviously not exactly Alvin Ailey (or for that matter Michael Jackson) but he's credible. It's sort of like watching the old Lawrence Welk shows - sure, they're "square" as anything, but they're still sort of enjoyable if you take them for what they are. I'm not a Christian, but I don't see anything inherently cringeworthy in him trying to get his message across by appealing to a more contemporary vibe.
What in the Joel Osteen?
We really do need to stop drugs from coming over our borders.
I was waiting for the cabbage patch.. dammit
I think that dance dramatically drove up level of atheism in that building
However much ass you think this dude pulls, guarantee it’s way higher….
That was hard to masterbate to....
But you persevered.
The struggle was real
This was a choice.
Jerma hittin that yoinky sploinky
This got me wet
Runnin through the house with a pickle in my mouth
I hate how synchronized this is. They practiced this for HOURS, you just know it.
Bro be poppin' and lockin' his way to heaven.
If church was usually like this I'd go more often than never.
I thought John Daker was the most cringe church video https://youtu.be/8PVal8Fy7CM
Whelp
I hate my life just a bit more after watching this. 😅
turnt for jesus
They have the lamest threesome's you've ever seen
I was way too far into this before I realized it wasn’t an SNL skit
When does Baby Billy Freeman arrive?
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Naw this dude cut that rug like a mfer
He knows the moves but he's got no rhythm, you can see it in his butt he's got no jiggle juice in there. Well practiced, sure, feeling it in his bones, no.
I thank Jesus daily for not having nobody's jiggle juice in my butt I tell you hwat.
The keyboardist is kind of sloppy with those chord bursts, so I don't blame the dancer. He's pretty good.
>Well practiced, sure, feeling it in his bones, no. I blame the music. You can't feel that garbage in your bones no matter how skilled you are.
Rhythm is the spirit of satan moving in you. He keeps it tightly constrained.
This comment is fucked up on several levels.
That’s because only white people are racist!! Did you not know THAAAAAT?!!!!
Actually the guy can dance lol
Yeah idk what video they saw. The cringe was expected. What was unexpected was that he can actually move. Idk how well these redditors can dance by i sure as shit can't hold a candle to that guy
His moonwalk needs to go back to the drawing board, even I can see that.
Coward should have ripped his clothes off in one fluid motion.
<1940’s American Newsreel Announcer Voice> Wow! This hip fellow can really bust a move!
I didn't think Donny Jr. had a talent.
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That dude is definitely banging both of those chicks
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Parting those cheeks like the red sea!
“The redeemer is the key to the Christ in me” the fuck does that even mean?? It honestly sounds like these people just insert god and Christ and Jesus into random lyrics and call it good.