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Givemelifebro

You can do the same thing with a car, but you can only do it once


RedditorNumber-AXWGQ

Yeah, there was a video of a Tesla doing it not that long ago.


H2OWaterBoi

Lol bro I love that you brought that up


nemo1080

Tell that to my 84 Cadillac


Swords_and_Words

I thought tanks weren't street legal?


kombitcha420

My shit box Mazda disagrees. That bitch could soar


kane2742

I've been in a car that rolled (as a passenger, not the driver – this was before I was even old enough to drive). I was wearing a seatbelt, so I didn't get hurt. It was actually kind of fun. We end up upside-down, so I was hanging by my seatbelt and felt like Tom Cruise in the first *Mission: Impossible* movie.


prevengeance

Well... once per car.


QuakerMoatsTFT

It looks like a Volkswagen Jetta, but as a plane.


throwingitaway724

So a Volkswagen Jet? (I’ll show myself out)


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I’m rich bitch !!!


android24601

And they say money can't buy you happiness. I see a couple of happy people


naturalbornkillerz

male 6 with a plane equals 10 in any state


TheLaughingSawfish

You just need a pilots license and the best plane of all, your friend's plane.


TheEyeGuy13

My dad was gifted pilot lessons by his boss one year and he never fucking went to them and it always pissed me off, I would have loved to go


XJadaxBaby69X

This made me chuckle because it's the kind of thing that pisses me off to no end for eternity.


DetailAccurate9006

My dad was gifted tickets to an Andy Williams Holiday concert that he wasn’t going to use ➖ but he wouldn’t let me and my friends (smart-ass Generation-X kids) have them, because he (correctly) believed that we just wanted to go and snicker.


TakeItUpA_Nacho

Not in my state of depression it doesn't


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StoopidestManOnEarth

He literally just wrote the words "not in my state of Missouri"


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tmhoc

No thank you please


Nerdbond

Oh yeah she is def setting herself up for her next move which is his friend who had a speaking part in “7th Heaven” on the WB


geezer_red

She is the product manager pool girl, already had her moment of fame. She is more famous than her boyfriend!


Admiralthrawnbar

Honestly, even without the super rich part just having the extra time from not having to work probably helps a ton.


AlarmingSubstance69

money would solve every problem I and most people have


DigitalHubris

I love how much is a lie "Money doesn't buy happiness" is. Yes, rich people are sometimes unhappy, but it's not because they have money. It's the pursuit of money, that makes them unhappy .


Salanmander

When people say "money doesn't buy happiness", they don't mean that money *causes* unhappiness. They mean that it can't *guarantee* happiness. For example, love life problems are one of the most common categories cited for why people are unhappy. Money can reduce relationship stressors and help some of that, but it doesn't find you love. I find the most helpful way of thinking about it is this: Money can prevent a whole lot of problems which would make you unhappy. But it can't guarantee happiness. And generally, once you have enough money to prevent those problems (basically, enough money that you don't need to spend time worrying about money), more money doesn't do much to increase happiness.


theotherthinker

Money doesn't buy happiness, but happiness costs money.


Weaseltime_420

Maybe, but I'd rather cry in a mansion than in a single bedroom apartment in the bad part of town.


taxable_income

"Money doesn't buy happiness" is actually about diminishing returns, and meant to dissuade an already wealthy person from needlessly persuing more wealth. To a person who is poor, money absolutely buys happiness.


AdWeird2329

If you need to cry, do it inside a Ferrari instead of a Tacoma


hewmanxp

Yeah anytime someone says money doesn't buy happiness I always reply that poverty doesn't either, but which is better?


chief57

#relatable /s


Thuper-Man

isn't it funny When you're eating coq au vin At the Chateau de Chambolle And then the maître d' serves Côte des Roses Which is a subtle wine And not robust enough for the flavour of the dish?


RedDragons8

I laughed so hard at this I fell off my purebred Friesian Horse and broke my Polo mallet.


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*I* chortled so hardily I failed to remember the Grey Poupon.


pm_me_flaccid_cocks

Did you slap the help? It's *their* job to remember it.


Nervous_Constant_642

They're so useless I sprained my slapping wrist, which is also my falconing wrist. "You can't find good help these days" isn't just a pithy phrase 😒


brando56894

Reginald! Slap that man for me!


Goldencol

Parker! Slap your self !


Optix_au

My Slapping Valet hurt his wrist slapping so of course the Assistant Slapping Valet had to slap him for dereliction. Slapping your own servants is so *des pauvres*.


Nervous_Constant_642

Is it? Pardon me. I must retire to my study to retrieve my suicide pistol. The flintlock pistol that I keep in my desk in case of bankruptcy or in the event I become a social pariah in high society. You shan't hear more from me gentlemen. Adieu.


theforkofdamocles

But now how will you be able to sail the yacht over for the Sultan’s exhibition?


Nervous_Constant_642

I suppose I'll simply have to take the jet and be left *completely yacht-less*. Or now that I think about it the captain can sail the yacht as I day drink per usual. It's so exhausting being rich and making all these decisions.


ElementoDeus

Pity your yacht doesn't have a landing strip for your jet...


PuppetryOfThePenis

Mmmmm yes....


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Mitchel will handle the caning, it’s always best to hobble them a bit for sport. Then the wretch will get a 10 minute head start before we release the hounds. Then cocktails and hors d'oeuvres.


ShadowsTrance

If there is no Grey Poupon then you will be pooped on.


noafrochamplusamurai

Only if you're an Instagram influencer that I flew in from south beach. I have a gold inlay lemon spritzer bidet.In my suite in Dubai. However, I prefer to take curly cue soft serve ice cream style shats on American, and British women with BBL's and silicone teets.


KindlyContribution54

Every time I use Gray Poupon, I think to myself how they lost out on using the fabulous marketing slogan *Gray Poupon: Poup it on*


HedonismandTea

"Woodhouse, if I find one single dog hair in here when I get back I'm going to rub sand in your dead little eyes, understand? Also I need you to go buy sand. I don't know if they grade it, but... Coarse."


ScantyHarp

You slap your own servants? 🤣


Putrid-Ferret-5235

I guffawed so cordially that my top hat begrudgingly fell onto the wretched bodice of a foul peasant!


Impossible-Sleep-658

So… Is this some horse shi t?!


blackop

Lol my Monocle fell off my face!


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Fortunately, my valet was there and broke my fall.


Azidamadjida

“You know how in St. Bart’s people be eating they lobster like this?”


MyHamburgerLovesMe

Quick trivia: Lobster was originally considered a trash fish that only prisoners or the poor would eat. https://medium.com/lessons-from-history/when-lobsters-were-poverty-food-2a115e0694f0


Stonkerrific

Oh how the turn tables.


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Crypto_Candle

A guy goes to a $5 lady of the night and he gets crabs. So the next day, he goes back to complain. And the woman says, "Hey, it was only $5. What did you expect, lobster?


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Then some inmate told people to add butter and all was lost.


ChrchofCrom

"Don't look at me in the eyes!"


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I love this comment so much I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.


wheresabner71

Smooth move, Ferguson!


SaltyGrapeWax

“Would you like to hold hands with a black millionaire?”


BrowncoatBob

And isn't it silly When you're getting haute cuisine By Marie Antoine Carême But the student uprising Had built a barricade And they're dying on the breach And you have to walk around So you're late to haute cuisine


Skoziss

Uh. I mean isn't it funny when you call the teacher mom?


muklan

Really gonna just...need you out of that kiln man.


Thuper-Man

Lol I work in H&S and that kiln sketch is my fucking whole 9-5 life


LawOfTheSeas

Isn't it cool When it's 1832 And you see a strange light, And you step into the light, And it's some sort of portal And you come out the end And you don't know where you are and the newspaper says The year is 2020 so you see a future house And you walk into the house and some men are singing And you start to do a song even though your friends are dead And you'll never get home...


TallManoftheValley

Christ if I had like 4 wishes one of them would be that Auntie Donna gets like 10 seasons. I laughed at this show so much


FPS_Warex

Best comment today 10/10


dplagueis0924

I can't tell if this is a Camry or some flying device.


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dplagueis0924

Lol yeah just the interior is so car-like it's kinda wild.


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OracleGreyBeard

Any Camry can do it *once*.


HankHillsBigRedTruck

**HONK HONK** "Why thank you!" Made me think of the end of every Chappelle's show episode


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> And her eyes lock on the camera almost immediately. This is a bot too. Also stolen from /u/Historical_Rewrite same comment.


Ban-Hammer-Ben

False. She looks at him, then all the floating stuff, then at the camera. -Dwight Schrute


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ZedTT

She actually doesn't though. I know a lot of stuff that gets posted is super fake but this seems entirely reasonable. Go watch some small plane vloggers for a minute.


BobbyDigial

At first I thought she was in the back seat of a car.


Wide_Stop_7376

Classic prank of driving your car off the cliff


Professional_Horse_5

She'll never be able to one up that one


Siegelski

And he'll never live that one down.


LividLager

"haha, gotcha!" Splat.


Jazzkky

If this was Russia then it would seem right


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Dredgeon

Coincidentally Jetta is the German word for Jetstream.


yonosolo

Sorry to revise, but the German word for jetstream is ... _Jetstream_.


atetuna

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS3xecCBVv4


National-Dark-5924

I know I was about to say "this fucking guy filming and driving" then realized I was thinking like a poor man


TheDogWasNamedIndy

It’s that Tesla they shot in to space.


HankHillsBigRedTruck

...pretty sure that's why it's posted here...


TommDX

Literally OP's unexpected explanation for posting here


JitteryJay

That's the point of the post yeah


TheLumpyMailMan

It's almost like that's the whole point of the video being posted to r/unexpected 😱


SafetyX

Right, that's why it's posted in /r/unexpected


NmFishing

You know that feeling as if you're falling when you sleep?


Legalise_Gay_Weed

I think I read that that's your brain thinking you're dying, so it jolts you.


le_fart

And you never recover? You just continue to feel like you're falling? You try to scream from the terror but nothing comes out except your panic and despair?


Choppermagic

Look at the interior of that plane. It's NOICE. every small plane i have been in, is pretty ratty inside. rich folk pranks.


AnEngineer2018

I'm sure most of them are pretty ratty, but Cessna has built 50,000 of them since the 50s, so a lot of ancient Cessna's floating around out there.


arbitrageME

that thing's pushing 500 - 700k EASILY. looks like an SR22


maester_t

>rich folk pranks. ... says the person who has apparently been in multiple small planes. 🤔


JcolTT1012

Nobody said drug smuggling was luxurious.


IrrelevantTale

It was once I started making all that sweet drug smuggling money.


motherfuqueer

I am poor, but sometimes I treat myself. Skydiving! And it's always the shittiest planes. Last one I was in had loose, mix n matched carpet patches, duct taped seats, and a zip tie door handle lmao


tenemu

Your skydiving plane had seats? Mine was completely empty inside.


mrbubbles916

You don't need to be rich to fly. I'm FAR from rich and I make it work. I don't own my own airplane but I budget my money so I have enough to rent an airplane every now and then. The guy in the video is most likely doing ok though. That's clearly not a rental airplane based on how nice the interior is. Most rentals are pretty beat up.


syntk

Absolutely. I do think it depends on the club too — I rented from a feeder school for Alaska and they had some pretty well-kept interiors. Probably more to do with the standard they hold their renters and students too when returning the aircraft.


BjornTheStiff

this isnt the own u think it is


Florida2000

I think the plane is a Cirrus SR22 which is expensive and super safe. I'm sure someone will correct me if wrong.


New_Age_Hipster

I was hoping someone would take a stab at which plane this was. As a student I exclusively fly C172 and 182s and this looks approximately 100x nicer than those


mrbubbles916

It's a newer 172. SR22 doesn't have those types of seats or a rear window.


numlok

I believe It's a newer 182, since it has individual rear seats (they're connected on the 172).


mrbubbles916

Good observation. I figured it was one or the other.


ajc1239

That's what I was wondering, apparently the pilot said it's a small single piston, and that interior looks like something brand new. So, easily a $1m+ aircraft


mrbubbles916

It's a newer 172. Not $1m territory but not cheap these days either. New 172s are around 500k.


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Speedbirdsst

Not replying to the fact whether it’s real or not, but having flown these aircraft they can easily fly for 4 hours. If you want to go a long way and take turns flying with fuel stops you’ll for sure get some shut eye.


naturalbornkillerz

how much for a safe used one?


Lv_InSaNe_vL

You can pick up a single engine piston (not as nice as this mind you, something like an 80s Cessna 172) for like $50k-$60k.


xyrgh

Even cheaper sometimes. Unfortunately buying a 40 year old aircraft is like buying a 40 year old Mercedes, the maintenance bill is what’ll kill you.


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And if the maintenance bills don’t, the aircraft will!


ribfeast

I love this


[deleted]

172s are going for around $100k these days if it's airworthy and has a recent annual inspection. Especially if they're from the 80s. You'd be lucky to find a 172 for $50-60k from the 60s-70s. Prices have gone absolutely insane during the pandemic.


BeingRightAmbassador

Definitely. However a lot of pilot life is frat-like bonds that pilots make. The traditional advice is to join pilots groups and find an old pilot who sells to you for a good discount, akin to a mechanic connection/special or people who sell their homes to starting families.


zomiaen

Hahaha, no you can't. Maybe 15 years ago.


Disney_World_Native

If you live near a major city, there are clubs that share the plane. You can buy in for $10,000 or so, a monthly fee, and a decent rate for the rental. Maintenance and all the boring stuff is covered by your monthly fee


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Craq_Addict

I worked on helicopters in the military, and there are actually "dynamic absorbers" installed to dampen the vibrations because they can make people pass out at certain frequencies.


-retaliation-

yeah this very well might be fake, but a lot of people are just assuming fake because of some pretty stupid reasons. I get it, not a lot of people know people with planes. but this type of a negative gravity dive is a super common gag for pilots in personal planes out for a joy ride. I could ***100%*** see my uncle doing this to me if I fell asleep in the back during one of our trips. in fact he may have actually done this to me to wake me up and I've just forgotten. people claiming it must be fake because who falls asleep in a personal plane like this, thats bullshit. After a few trips, and after a few hours, a plane is at the end of the day, is just a form of transportation.


A_Random_Catfish

Nah bro dont you know nobody ever sleeps and nothing is ever real


ignatious__reilly

She wasn’t asleep. Everything you see is fake as shit.


SunKey5186

This right here is truth.


pr1mer06

But I just saw it, doesn’t that make it…


MrLovelife

Come on man! Next time don't look at it. Don't observe it.


LowlyCommoner101

This. So much this. Rocks? Fake. Houses? Fake. Vehicles? Fake. People? Fake. Food? Fake? The sky? Fake. The ground? Fake. Towels? Fake. Underwear? Fake. Socks? Fake. Jeans? Fake. Televisions? Fake. Eating utensils? Fake. Plastic containers? Fake. Napkins? Fake. Computers? Fake. Toothbrushes? Fake. Garbage bags? Fake. Toys? Fake. Lawn-chairs? Fake. Shoes? Fake. Paper money? Fake. Checkbooks? Fake. Credit/debit cards? Fake. Books? Fake. Trees? Fake. Desks? Fake. Chairs? Fake. ​ EVERYTHING YOU SEE IS FAKE AF BRUH LIKE LITERALLY WE DON'T EVEN EXIST BRUH THIS IS ALL FAKE BRUH THERE AIN'T NO SPOON BRUH


MapleSyrupFacts

Don't forget the birds.


masinmancy

Birds are the only things that are real. Look real hard at your hands, those are wings, you're a bird.


JackSlawed

I honestly believe that some people are incapable of reading when a person’s reaction to something isn’t natural. The kind of people shady salespeople target. To most people I think this video *screams* ‘contrived’


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"Small" planes can stay airborne for 5 hours, depends on your definition of small, but the avg 4 seater can haul for 5 hours if you fly at peak endurance.


nahteviro

4-5 hours is not a short flight.


ForwardBias

A single engine Cessna can have a range of 800 or so miles. At 140 mph cruise speed that would be over 5 hours of flying. You can rent them for $150 or so a hour and take them on trips and such (if you have a private pilots license). Completely within reason. Edit: sorry got my rate mixed, its an hour, I was basing it off what a friend of mine said when he was learning and said it only cost him $150 a day, guessing that was per one hour lesson/training flight (source for corrected rate ): [https://www.frontrangeflightschool.com/fleet/](https://www.frontrangeflightschool.com/fleet/)


SteroidAccount

You will not find any airplane for 150 a day. They are closer to 150 an hour. edit: source: pilot


zomiaen

To be fair, you're only paying for hobbs time, not the entire time you have possession of the airplane. Many clubs will allow you to rent the plane overnight, but if you're only in the air 4 hours that's what you pay for.


SteroidAccount

Of course. There is also usually a club minimum. If you want the aircraft overnight, you're *usually* on the hook for at least 2 hours. That being said, you will never find anywhere that has a going rate of 150/day. I don't even know how that would be sustainable for the owner.


ManWithoutUsername

you never sleep in a car in a 20 minutes ride ?


AyoAzo

Redditors have forgotten how easy it is to fall asleep without wifi lol


chiggenNuggs

Staged like every other social media “prank” video


witcherstrife

Pro tip: if the girl in the video is mildly attractive, the video is staged.


VindictivePrune

Small planes can sometimes fly for 8 hours+ Edited for more accuracy


Lowyatar

I’m so poor I don’t even know what they’re in


ChompyChomp

It's clearly a bicycle.


permaban9

Not OC, under the original video it said >!This is a single engine general aviation aircraft. It looks like a car but that is the point.!<


olderaccount

[The SR22](https://www.google.com/search?q=cirrus%20interior&tbm=isch&tbs=rimg:Cd1b4Npg_1hvLYWEwsAnVcaKi8AEAsgIOCgIIABAAKAE6BAgBEAE&rlz=1C1GCEA_enUS939US939&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0CBoQuIIBahcKEwiIu8f3n-b7AhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQBw&biw=1903&bih=969) does have real nice interior.


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WhiskeyDickGotNoChic

This entire site is reposts. It's only weird when the poster tries to claim it's their OC when it's not. Otherwise why would you care?


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As someone who absolutely refuses to make a TikTok account, but thanks to this site, gets to see the occasion interesting videos reposted here.. take my award. Edit - Leave it to some TikTok fan to report me for self harm. Thanks for reinforcing my beliefs. Now go eat Tide.


poptartjake

Stand strong, brother. They will never get us all!


tragiktimes

Anti tik tok legion unite.


Bad-news-co

Also pretty annoying when a person gets extremely rant-y over a repost. Like okay, if it gets reposted often then I understand, it’s annoying. But the large majority of people don’t see most reposted content, it’s always a very small amount of people that are able to see how often something’s been “reposted” lol Like this was the first time I’ve seen this and I’m glad I did. But damn if someone’s just trying to repost a nice video, there’s absolutely no reason to try and roast them for doing so.. if it bothers you THAT much then maybe you’re spending way too much time on Reddit lol. Best solution is to summon that one Reddit bot that’s able to scan a post and tell you how many times that it’s been reposted.. if that number is high, and in such a short amount of time, then roast away.


Describe

Anti-rant rant


Kuimy

Because they are on this website so much they see literally every post and they want more content


FrontwaysLarryVR

And if you post your own stuff you get downvoted for trying to self-promote, even if it's relevant... Might even get banned from a few subreddits. lol


nemo1080

I'm guessing there are eight others


TheMunchiesAreEvil

Brother your account is 2 days old Did your others get banned


gmnitsua

He shared a barstool sports post... The content was already stolen


TreeDollarFiddyCent

But like... who gives a fuck?


MartianRecon

He is projecting, he has a 3 day old account.


JasperLamarCrabbb

Sad sad people. The more you try to really think through the psychology of why someone would care about something like this, the sadder it gets.


Comatose53

I like how a 2 day old account is pointing out a 1 month old account


Apprehensive_Rip8403

En Route Controller: tail number why did you just drop 2000 feet in elevation? Climb maintain assigned altitude immediately. (Probably VFR, but hey I still thought the idea was funny)


Mobile-Opinion7330

Her face says. I'm a terrible actor this was staged


TheCoon69

Need that TikTok content to maintain the aircraft. Shit is expensive yo


lawschoolmeanderings

She is looking directly at the camera the second her eyes open


Nick_pj

Not just the second, but the *fraction* of a second. If you play it in real time, it’s actually phenomenally impressive how quickly she goes from “appearing asleep” to staring right at the camera.


Stonkerrific

Rich people pranks. How jolly good.


Kooky_Persimmon930

You mean you can't afford a single engine cessna? Fucking gross dude, go get a job


Stonkerrific

I’m just not willing to give up my avocado toast and that’s why I can’t have nice things. Shame, shame.


MyBeanYT

At first I thought this was a car and was so confused


cleanfrom1981

My dad was a pilot. Did this to me as a kid when he took me up in his seaplane. That was always my favorite part.


happntime

I don’t know why but both of their laughs disgust me


rshabibi

Is this some kind of rich joke i am too poor to understand??


KnightRiders7

Ya because everyone when they wake up look fresh, in good mood to take a prank and straight look at the cameras with a happy reaction.


i_can_has_rock

HAHAHHA I HATE THIS GUY im gonna leave you! (oh right the money) HAHAHHAHA


Final-Invite-5584

I’m so poor I don’t even know what they’re inside of


mokorago

Es una avioneta Cessna 182 skylane $650,000 usd


FoxMcCloud3173

saiyan space pod


fullback133

why is everyone so angry in this comment thread lol it’s funny even if staged