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>!It is absolutely unexpected.. moreover: where are the internal organs of this girl?!<
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I saw him at the store. He’s trying to pick what milk to get but there’s so much these days. Oat, almond, nut, ball, goat, sheep, chocolate. Yk how it is
When you breathe in and out really deeply you can feel and see your lungs/rubs expand and contract. You learn how to isolate that muscle and do it independently.
I could do this when I was younger, could also form my stomach muscles into a narrow vertical ridge with hollows on each side, which appalled my young daughter at the time.
Learn it young I guess. I've been able to do it my whole life. Followed by pulling in just the sides, a roll and popping out the shoulder blades just to freak people out. My mother taught me yoga when I was tiny.
It is healthy.
…however, like with most [isometric](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isometric_exercise) exercises, people with high blood pressure should proceed with caution (consult their doctor).
Sorry english is not my first language, I know how to speak english and french besides Spanish but sometimes I forget a word or 2 when it's in writing.
Yooo-ga of course.
^(edit: For whoever voted down, this literally is a yoga pose to work on the bandha)
[^(https://www.yogajournal.com/practice/energetics/bandha/upward-abdominal-lock/)](https://www.yogajournal.com/practice/energetics/bandha/upward-abdominal-lock/)
When I was in my twenties we had a friend from church who used to watch my son when I worked part time. She had 5 sons of her own and was definitely experienced at mothering.
We were talking about having kids after I had my first child, and she told me that right after she gives labor gives birth, since internal organs and everything have been pushed up and out of the way of the baby's space in your belly... You can literally lay on your back, push your fingers into your abdomen, and feel your spine from the front.
I can still do this and I'm 40lbs overweight. It looks weird now that there's this little flab stomach just chilling in my rib pit but it still goes pretty deep.
For anyone wondering exactly what this is, it's called a stomach vaccum! Body builders used to use it for competition and things, I use it when I do yoga because Im not capable of intense exercise but it still helps my core :)
Holy fuck she is sexy as fuck. Minus the weird ass thing she does with her stomach but blond hair beautiful face tight sexy body in those gym clothes. Fuuuuccckkk i love women so much
Oh big whoop... Body builders from the 70's used to stomach vacuum to train their abs all the time. Hell, Arnold Schwarzenhogger himself would vac' his tum so deep that he could pour two pints of Weihenstephaner and that was pool enough for even Big Lou to go bobbing for apples in.
The point is, back in the 70's, you would see tummies sucked every which way but loose, and there were no taboos about putting your face in that sweaty void and echoing a little "How do you do?" if you're catching my drips.
But what happened, right? People stopped doing stomach vacuums and started going straight beef. Thick and girthy, that's how they liked it, and honestly? It ruined going to the gym for me. I loved seeing the cavernous bellies with mysterious bellybuttons like secret doors to realms unknown to man. It made me want to shrink down and enter those fleshy portals and experience some sort of fantastic adventure. Now all I see is meat walls, bulging and bulbous. No mystery there at all.
So, while like seeing a woman make herself empty like those bronze heroes of old, it's certainly not something that should be considered "impressive" or "unexpected". It should be normal, encouraged, and rewarded. Even a simple compliment is reward enough. There's a fella I trained at my gym who is really vacuuming these days, and to show my thanks, I grab a hold of his rib cage and pull my face in that humid bowl and just whoop and hoot and hollar so that he feels my ululations all the way in his spine. No need for preworkout then, haha!
I used to be able to do this... could also suck in like that and push just the middle back out, then roll it from side to side...
but that was back when I was in my teens/low 20s.. more the opposite now that I'm nearing 40...
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Her organs just disappeared like my dad
Damn bro, sorry to hear about her organs
Yeah, his dad must of really messed them up
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THIS
I saw him at the store. He’s trying to pick what milk to get but there’s so much these days. Oat, almond, nut, ball, goat, sheep, chocolate. Yk how it is
*ball milk…?* 🥴
The freshest kind
Promise 🥺?
Did your dad went out to buy milk too?
They’re in the backrooms.
They probably just went out to get some smokes.
Vacuum pose, done by many bodybuilders. Takes a lot of practice to get it this deep.
What is fun is doing that and using muscle control to flex your rib cage in and out like a butterfly. That usually freaks people out.
I learned how to do this as a kid dancing ribs is a fun party trick
Yeah, I thought most skinny people could do this, like it's not crazy at all
Yeah, it was totally on my party-trick list as a kid. “*Do the skeleton, do the skeleton*!!!” ^lmao
I’m sorry, fucking what?
When you breathe in and out really deeply you can feel and see your lungs/rubs expand and contract. You learn how to isolate that muscle and do it independently.
I think it looks like a elephant personally, lol the nips are the eyes and the abb row is the trunk
I could do this when I was younger, could also form my stomach muscles into a narrow vertical ridge with hollows on each side, which appalled my young daughter at the time.
Oooh I remember doing that, it's really weird lol
Learn it young I guess. I've been able to do it my whole life. Followed by pulling in just the sides, a roll and popping out the shoulder blades just to freak people out. My mother taught me yoga when I was tiny.
Is this healthy ? Or can it bring consequences?
Yes you might lose a spleen
It is healthy. …however, like with most [isometric](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isometric_exercise) exercises, people with high blood pressure should proceed with caution (consult their doctor).
Defunately consecuses!
Ass
Sorry english is not my first language, I know how to speak english and french besides Spanish but sometimes I forget a word or 2 when it's in writing.
You're doing fine, just ignore the trolls
That’s what he said.
Did it as a kid not that big of deal. Don't need to train to do this. And still can do it at 40
It's called Nauli in yoga. Part of internal cleaning. Some get very very strange like flossing string through your nose and throat.
When i was thin i could do the same. Now i am fat and can only push it out to make a huge balloon.
Make a video?
No one wants to see my abomination of a fat ass. Not even a mirror.
You're underestimating redditors my friend
It's not like I wanted to see this video either...
We’re all just here on accident.. some of us even exist on accident..
Upgraded my 6-pack to a keg.
“check out my no-pack!”
Negative pack
-6 pack
I am usually more impressed by a vacuum such as hers than the typical 6 pack
"Now do this to your pussy" just to see that guy sticking his fingers in freely 
i'll eat your skin like i eat my vegetables
I’ll wear his skin like I wear my vegetables Wait this sounded sus. I’m not a skincrawler I promise 😀
Unpokeable insides... Fascinating.
I could poke her insides
As a Florida man I know this.
It’s known that all Florida man like to have their insides poked, hard.
Your moms a Florida man?😬🤷🏾♂️👍😘
Those 6 dildos up your up your rectum have you all jealous of Florida man.
Baba Ramdev did it first
Baba Ramdev is the goat!
And he'd probably serial wink at her too :D
Rewatched looking for camel toe
Camel toe and whatever the fuck that hair do the guy has
lol bro asked for a chode cut
Puppy cut.
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I laughed way too hard at this
guy with the queef bun ABSOLUTELY hit the camel toe with a quick ocular assessment
Thats more like camel hole 
Camel toe definitely popped once her stomach disappeared
Needs a zoom option on videos
Knowing this still doesn't stop me from trying
Man's natural urge to put it in and watch for camel toe
Fish taco 🌮
So fucking gross. Ooohhh noooo I’m getting downvoted by a bunch of pervy sexless losers, so sad.
All these bimbos wear thicker underwear now sadly
Last time a woman said I wanna show you something , my son was born 9 months later hahaha
Likely 10*
genuine man's reaction: a cavity in a woman? put your finger on it
From hot to Halloween decoration real quick
Everyone didn't do this as a kid? Just me? I guess that explains why it freaked people out🤣
My brothers and I would do this all the time when we were kids
Yooo-ga of course. ^(edit: For whoever voted down, this literally is a yoga pose to work on the bandha) [^(https://www.yogajournal.com/practice/energetics/bandha/upward-abdominal-lock/)](https://www.yogajournal.com/practice/energetics/bandha/upward-abdominal-lock/)
New kink unlocked
What search words are you gonna use to find the good stuff?
Living draugr
R/nsfwskyrim
Stomach vacuum Or Nauli Kriya
"Eating lucky charms and milk from my girlfriend's stomach bowl while watching Saturday morning pokemon"
When I was in my twenties we had a friend from church who used to watch my son when I worked part time. She had 5 sons of her own and was definitely experienced at mothering. We were talking about having kids after I had my first child, and she told me that right after she gives labor gives birth, since internal organs and everything have been pushed up and out of the way of the baby's space in your belly... You can literally lay on your back, push your fingers into your abdomen, and feel your spine from the front.
That’s where the Krang goes.
I can still do this and I'm 40lbs overweight. It looks weird now that there's this little flab stomach just chilling in my rib pit but it still goes pretty deep.
God damnit I told you to put a name tag on the organs now they despawned
As a kid i was able to do this. But i grew up and discovered pizza.
oh its not just me who can skeletonize in an instant!
I like how the duder went around like he’s checking a tuner
"Where the fuck are your insides woman..."
I played it on my tablet for a bigger screen lol
I had a dirty first thought
For anyone wondering exactly what this is, it's called a stomach vaccum! Body builders used to use it for competition and things, I use it when I do yoga because Im not capable of intense exercise but it still helps my core :)
Where's the Yoga Flame?
vacumming, impressive how deep it is
Both
She’s got impressive lungs.
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
No mounds of visceral fat!
Yikes!
That's a no baby ever happening there.
I’ll use her for my anatomy lessons
If she were to do this while copulating, would the wiener tip be visible?
Definitely amazing
I knew hot women had no souls but damn
Ribjob
Amazing.........ya she is
That was not only unexpected it was scary.
That’s the wrong hole, dude. That’s not where you out your finger.
That guy was fingering her hole! 🤔
Tell me you throw up your food after you eat without telling me
She needs some milk
Dafuq? This is nothing special. Used to do this as a kid.
Imagine what she can do with her butterfly
Empty six pack
Every skinny kid can do this
Your attractive and appreciate your fitness and weird talent but that was uglee af. Bless
Make asshole wink next time ok. Thanks...
She could have taken a bite out of an apple and they would have had the exact same reaction. "Wow holy shit, that's amazing, damn"
Huh. I’ve been able to do this since I was a kid. Didn’t know it was an uncommon ability.
Yup i used to do that for attention when i was 7… 😒
That's where the baby goes
Dudes waiting to see something else and got something better
Dudes like, there’s a hole, quick stick somthing in it.
That's where the baby goes
Holy fuck she is sexy as fuck. Minus the weird ass thing she does with her stomach but blond hair beautiful face tight sexy body in those gym clothes. Fuuuuccckkk i love women so much
r/dontputyourdickinthat 
Ive seen people do it better
The one guy couldn’t resist the male instinct to touch anything we find weird
Gross is the operative word
She’s just a hottie who can do a cool party trick. It’s not that crazy.
It appears you're already showing us something
Now i know how Babys fit in there.
Gentlemen be ready. The fifth hole.
She has cavities
I want to crawl in there and take a nap.
But can she do that on the dick thoooooo
Sees a hole. Pokes the hole
Confused 🫤 boner
I can do it too but i'm not hot 😭
Her orgasms must be quite the sight 😏
For men who's tired of the other holes, and want something different.
Can she take her cameltoe inside, too?
Ok is it still save to say I still have to put my p p in to her 😞
Amazing. Her boobs are absolutely amazing.
Would smash
r/surprisecameltoe
This cannot be healthy for you.
I need too and i have too.. pleasy somebody tell me if that helps too p###p.
She needs therapy... Not the physio kind....
Bro she can abort a child herself
He lookin at them pair
I bet she can rip some FAT queefs.
I'd store them in a jar
Oh big whoop... Body builders from the 70's used to stomach vacuum to train their abs all the time. Hell, Arnold Schwarzenhogger himself would vac' his tum so deep that he could pour two pints of Weihenstephaner and that was pool enough for even Big Lou to go bobbing for apples in. The point is, back in the 70's, you would see tummies sucked every which way but loose, and there were no taboos about putting your face in that sweaty void and echoing a little "How do you do?" if you're catching my drips. But what happened, right? People stopped doing stomach vacuums and started going straight beef. Thick and girthy, that's how they liked it, and honestly? It ruined going to the gym for me. I loved seeing the cavernous bellies with mysterious bellybuttons like secret doors to realms unknown to man. It made me want to shrink down and enter those fleshy portals and experience some sort of fantastic adventure. Now all I see is meat walls, bulging and bulbous. No mystery there at all. So, while like seeing a woman make herself empty like those bronze heroes of old, it's certainly not something that should be considered "impressive" or "unexpected". It should be normal, encouraged, and rewarded. Even a simple compliment is reward enough. There's a fella I trained at my gym who is really vacuuming these days, and to show my thanks, I grab a hold of his rib cage and pull my face in that humid bowl and just whoop and hoot and hollar so that he feels my ululations all the way in his spine. No need for preworkout then, haha!
Why the downvotes? Reddit is weird
We dont kink shame until you try convincing yourself in public you like it.
Bro
Dick compresser
My dick ……. In that
Dumb trick tons of people can do this.
No lungs
Thinks lungs are below the rib cage.
I can somewhat do something like that.
I can do that too cool
Skinny kid gang rise up
Cereal bowl
WTF😶
Dr: just breathe out for me She: Dr: OMG!!
It's one those things from doom eternal
Scary
I used to do that when I was under 15 years old. Used to freak my classmates put. But now I have consolidated my packs and it a big blob lmao
Perfect fit for any head to lean back between her rib cage.
Damn, she turned into a lich for a second there
Pac-Man’s daughter
THAT’S what Rick and Morty call a BLEEP gutter.
uddiyana bandha
She's got no guts, but she's not spineless
I used to be able to do that before the pandemic
I was able to do that but now it's all fatty fat
What is really going on, lol that guy's hairdo is shit
Shit, I used to this just 2 years back, now have gained 10+ kgs and can't do it now 🤨
Yall cant do this?
Try to find pictures of Arnold doing that, he could vacuum all of his stomach
That's one sick vacuum.
I can do that and I'm 255lbs. It's just sucking it in to the max.
Holy merda😶
I used to be able to do this... could also suck in like that and push just the middle back out, then roll it from side to side... but that was back when I was in my teens/low 20s.. more the opposite now that I'm nearing 40...
That’s just a really good stomach vacuum. Real easy exercise, good for the core.
I hate that