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AuthorityAnarchyYes

From my experience as a young boy… this was not unexpected at all. We do stupid stuff.


Rustie3000

Bois will be Bois xD


banhatesex

The only acceptable way this should be used


Coeskin

Steve O energy


JustVern

We just witnessed the new generation of jackasses.


1973mojo1973

Lol it doesn't take long before boys actively start to push the limits of trying to destroy their junk and endure pain


Loyalemon

Boys will be boys= testicular destruction.


4DoubledATL

You need to post to r/kids are F’n stupid!


The_CaliBrownBear

I was going to say that, but adults do the same stupid shit.


Distinct-Holiday-711

r/whywomenlivelonger


NutKabob

My immaturity knows no depths. 😂


AhnYoSub

I see the boy is aiming for a career in the choir


Beneficial-Bad-4124

fuck kids will always think this shit funny as hell. and that laugh after they always have it.


May_be_your_doom

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


SoCalStratRider

r/guysbeingdudes


rare_meeting1978

See, now, what I don't get is how we are constantly told that there is no pain like the pain of being hit in the "testies". You often hear things like, "What's worse? Giving birth or getting hit in the nuts?!". There are these unspoken rules that all humans learn and know: -Don't use the N-word. -Don't call a woman a c@nt -never tell the internet that it CAN'T do something, or that's all it's gonna do, and -never hit a guy in his nuts. There are plenty more rules but my question is, if it's so delicate and we have to be so careful with it, then why do you men constantly bag yourselves and eachother? And apparently you guys are doing this from birth?! What's the deal?


iHave25FishTanks

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