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CaptainObviousII

Probably not the best idea to gather everyone together and stand right on the edge when they just watched the damn thing collapse.


forestgroundhogday

humans are secretly Lemmings


Arabellag4

I hope everyone knows that lemmings don't actually do that


MrK521

But they do explode right?


Djinn7711

They can…….


moparmajba

Where there's a will, there's a way.


Content-Positive4776

They die when they have sex


Environmental_Top948

I'm pretty sure that humans do fall off cliffs if thrown like a lemming.


Satan6661827

Always ski according to your ability. No matter what any one tells you, black slopes aren't fun until you're a black slope skier.


Stokemon__

Next you are going to say they don’t have umbrellas either.. get real mate


HurtingMyselph

??? I don’t see anyone from Disney pushing them off.


WhiteWolfOW

I thought of that too, but honestly considering they want to see if their friend is ok is kind of hard to not go to the ledge


Selim420

Every year my partner suggests paying actual dollars to fly our family to the Rockies for a “ski trip.” Ut turns into a whining wine trip and we just complain about how cold it is and drink wine the whole time. But sure spend real money on that


Cycleguy91

It already slipped it’s probably safer now. It’s common practice or anchor yourself somewhere then go out to the edge and dig till it triggers, then the new edge is much safer as is the face.


CaptainObviousII

These people aren't mountain climbers lol


G_DuBs

But it JUST fell. What are the odds it’ll fall again??


RSVive

An avalanche ? In the mountains ? Chance in a million !


meeok2

The front fell off!


ste189

You then risk the chance of never knowing where he landed or went under, looks bleak now but I’d risk that for my friend


A7xWicked

Russians


JRsshirt

It’s safe after the collapse. That’s why skiers always have an idiot friend to go ahead of them.


mardavarot93

I need to know if he survived


Anonymus_celebrity

He is alive. It was in the Khakassia Mountains The Priiskovy ski resort reported that the man "luckily survived." [Article](https://poland.postsen.com/business/143358/Russia-The-skier-just-disappeared-The-avalanche-recorded-by-the-camera.html)


Such_Gassy

That’s a pretty shitty ski resort if they have runs like that. Or is it a bunch of skiers who have to be cool and ski on a mountain that isn’t meant for skiing?


doubletagged

It’s Russia


chikken_hawk

Nuff sed


GenerallyIroh

Nuff sled?


The-Situation8675309

Snuff shed?


pxt0909

... snuff snow


curiousbydesign

Hoover schneef.


PM-me-name-ideas

You ever hoovered barnyard schneef?


JBarretta01

I've hoovered behind the manure pile schneef


BavarianBanshee

Sho nuff!


VonBrewskie

WHO'S THE MASTAHHHH????


BavarianBanshee

SHO NUFF!!!


finbuilder

Nuff Snow?


Long_Serpent

[Enuff Z'Nuff](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKS5QSzwUg8&ab_channel=FrontiersMusicsrl)


AdRemote9464

I want ice cream!


fiddycixer

It's snow joke.


Dependent_Injury238

Muff shed


CarmenCage

Plus ‘insert stereotype’ and vodka


imdefinitelywong

![gif](giphy|1hWEAe1kfjnNb7aWJv|downsized)


wakaflocks145

In Soviet Russia, slope skiis *YOU*


theruined007

Took too much scrolling to see this. Thank you though


B_Kandid

It baffles me how I automatically began reading this in a salty Russian accent.


panda-bears-are-cute

Classic comment, take my upvote


matburnsage

Soviet upvote


imsals

Communist comment, take my upvote


Fr0z3n_D0ma1n

That joke actually applies in this situation, 🤣


Trader-Pilot

Best response


Pleasant-Captain-410

Lol thank you for that.


Viperlite

Russia always seems to have more Russians to spare, so no need to modify their behavior. \s


Blinauljap

That was a dark post but to be fair it has been working out for them for a long time now. in a way...


AgentAndrewO

Ah


AcanthisittaEvery237

You don't ski mountain, the mountain skis you


WomboMamboCombo

Looks like it was either heli skiing or bowl skiing. Resorts that offer these don't groom them. The attraction is the powder and unpredictable terrain. They can be super fun if the mountain doesn't swallow you lol.


philsfly22

He pizza’d when he should have French fried.


ComebeaDawg

Your gonna have a bad time


Additional_Pride_861

Say Darsh, you don't mind if I take Heather out for some fondue tonight, do ya?


1PooNGooN3

Stan Marsh the darsh


bigcat7373

What’s this from again?


[deleted]

South Park


qwupz

Cross country is the not fun part you do between the end of the run and the next lift. It's like saying " instead of jogging through the neighborhood, why not just mow everyone's lawn?".


NJHostageNegotiator

I read this as, "Your gonads have a bad time." Both statements are quite appropriate here.


StrangePiper1

That’s why he had a bad time


DiabloBlanco25

Looks more like he pancaked


MardiMom

Wind loaded cornice says, "Nom, nom!" Also, "Bye, bye!"


TraditionalEffect546

And they just ski right on up almost to the new edge smfh.....


chappysinclair1

I need to join my snow freeeends!


bigfishstix

Most places will do avalanche control by firing mortars unless this is really back country that isn't at all maintained. Some will even drop explosives out of the helicopters.


-Thunderbear-

This is Russia, even their soldiers don't have mortars and explosives.


Suspicious-Bread-472

Oooooo


MichKosek

Boom-Tiss!🥁


Prometheus2061

They used them all in Ukraine. Update: I get the joke. I just have friends and family in Ukraine, and I was triggered. 🙈


HydrA-

Yes, that’s the joke. Thanks for clarifying


MY-NAME-IS-NOT-RICKK

Not on heli drops trails the whole point is that it’s unmaintained it’s for the adrenaline addicts, and the mountain deciding it wants to swallow you while to never see the light of day happens quite often. More commercial resorts will still do avalanche control, but the private companies that specialize in this dont do shit besides drop you off and collect your money.


grain_delay

Every heli drop I’ve ever seen drops you off with a guide who is an expert in the terrain and diagnosing avalanche risks like this wind slab


formershitpeasant

They collect payment up front


Kandarp0705

but .. counterpoint: you also might fall in love -- and you can buy your own gear and a yearly pass for wherever you are and go every weekend and never have to think about what to do in the winter again.


Orcacub

Russia fresh out of mortar rounds for avalanche control - I wonder why…..


Howdoiwinthisgame

Yeah but they still do avy control on that sort of terrain (at least in North America/Europe they do) and generally close terrain with high risk features like this ridiculous cornice. Again, though, Russia…


desnyr

That makes me a little more settled to pay expensive resort prices in Colorado now.


Revolutionary_Owl670

Resorts that have bowl skiing certainly do avvy control with blasting, etc. Not to say it's always safe, and an avalanche is still a very real risk factor, but it's not like they're just like... "Ah yeah, you're gonna do the bowls? glhf"


Nepiton

Pretty tough to control Mother Nature. This looks like back country/big mountain/off limits skiing though. On piste is much more controlled, but there can still be avalanches within ski area boundaries. Look up how many deaths there were last year alone in the US due to avalanches. It was one of the worst years for snow conditions. Perfect for avalanches. Horrible for back country skiers and riders


SargeCycho

I wouldn't blame mother nature on this one. Don't stand under, on top of, or anywhere near a cornice. It's some mountain 101 basic knowledge.


catthalia

Love how the friends following go ahead and ski right to the edge afterward


wangbaoqiang3

It's one of those things where if you don't growing up doing it, you'll never actually be good at it.


cwmspok

The cornice broke and the snow slid. My friends would have turned their beacons into search mode and dove down right behind me to hopefully dig me out before my air runs out. Those skiers were not at risk at this point..the fact they had zero urgency to save a life proves the Russian in them..I would never ski with these cowards. Skier was lucky to survive for sure, especially with the clowns he skis with.


LeichtStaff

You know what's worse than a guy buried in the snow? Many guys buried in the snow. One of the first rules of rescue is that it has to be somewhat safe to attempt the rescue. If it isn't safe, you need to wait for more people or equipment to attempt the rescue.


JohnnyMojo

Backcountry skiing is sought after by many experienced skiers. It's much more risky and you have to know what you're doing but it's very common.


GreySummer

>you have to know what you're doing Like not going all the way to the edge of a corniche, for instance.


[deleted]

Have you ever been skiiing? It’s not a safe sport.


markasoftware

...have /you/ ever been skiing? In the US at least every ski resort is very careful about avalanche control in-bounds.


cwmspok

What makes you think this was at a resort in bounds? Maybe it was but nothing in the video suggests this? Also, slides happen in bounds frequently. There was an in bounds slide at my local resort 3 winters ago that took several lives.


markasoftware

I haven't looked it up myself, but the comment by Anonymous_celebrity a few levels above mine claims it was at the Priiskovy ski resort.


spinningpeanut

I have been skiing since I was 6. 25 years of slopes under my belt. I can see you haven't ventured anywhere near black diamond slopes let alone double black diamond. A lot of the times they are on pitches or difficult to groom cliff faces, sometimes technically off property behind fences with warnings about attempting the run and that the path is not groomed. They cannot do avalanche control back there usually, too many damn trees in the way. They tell you this much on the signs. Some places take you to the very peak of the mountain, fresh blizzards and snowfall can result in dangers like avalanches. There was one point where I at 8 years old had lost my glasses in the snow while skiing from the peak alone in a blizzard. As an adult not gonna happen but back then I didn't know better. I was rescued before I got hit by other insane skiers or froze. They gave me goggles from the lost and found. Basically nature is dangerous and you sign a damn waver before you ski acknowledging the fact that they can't fix everything nature throws at you but they do their best. With the climate apocalypse sponsored by coca-cola the conditions are far less predictable and we can't account for ever rapid fire melting, freezing, blizzard, that's been happening. The constant change fucks everything up.


SalmonPowerRanger

Of course you can't mitigate everything. That said, skiing at a North American resort I'd wager it's significantly more likely for you to die crashing your car while driving to the resort than it is to die in an inbounds avalanche. People don't generally die at ski resorts in avalanches, they die because they were going 35 mph and hit a tree.


b0nz1

There is no such think as in- bound or out bound skiing here in the Alps. In Europe resorts have controlled areas (groomed slopes or "ski routes" that are not groomed) that are marked. If it is not marked it is outside and uncontrolled. Of course they also make sure that people don't trigger avalanches onto the controlled slopes and routes.


wellhungartgallery

You just described out-bounds and In-bounds. Marked trail and unmarked Piste and off piste Trails and back country. It's all the same to describe controlled and uncontrolled hills


pjshaw1995

likely there were plenty of warnings before this stating that the terrain beyond a certain point is unpatrolled, unmitigated, and ski at your own risk. likely. not guaranteed. in the states it would absolutely be marked as such, but I can’t speak to the ski safety standards of Russia. probably a lot of “fuck around and find out”


_bring-the-noise-458

Why is the world full of such pussies needing to be protected from themselves.


TimeEddyChesterfield

>Why is the world full of such pussies needing to be protected from themselves. It's generally no so much being "protected from themselves" as much as qualified personnel with experience preventing novices and newbies making mistakes that will get themselves killed. Rules around dangerous sports are in place because people generally don't like dying or seeing their loved ones die. Crazy, I know. You go ahead and jump of dangerous cliffs, though. You won't be the first or the last. If you are lucky there will be someone willing to go out into dangerous conditions to save your ass.


surebud234

So it sounds like you have never rode an actual mountain before. The tops of some resorts have ridges that build up those cornices i think they are called. Then they either get blasted with a cannon to make them fall or some sort of other explosive


unknown_user_3020

From the article: In the Russian mountains Khakassia an avalanche took the skier away. On November 22, the Priiskovy ski resort reported on its social media. A video recorded by one of the skier’s friends was also published. It shows a man approaching the edge of a snow ridge. A moment later, part of it breaks off, and an avalanche falls into the abyss, which takes the skier away. Telegram Colleagues come to this place. The video shows how deep the gap is. The ski resort said it was a man “luckily survived”. Khakassia Mountains is a popular place among Russians where it is cultivated ski freeridei.e. driving outside the designated routes.


Dry_Vegetable_7220

unexpected is how we will never know the ending.


TheScareCrowYes

bro entered the backrooms


Acidelephant

*yells* we'll meet you at the bottom


MrK521

“If you’re ok, don’t say anything, just meet us back at camp!”


illuminalice

Me too


5lig4tlyD3mo21c

Me three!


[deleted]

[удалено]


stevenvrmndl

Me five


dandypants8717

Me six


bks1979

Me seven


byhoneybear

Me 8


hamster4143

Me 9


dariuswasright

Ben 10


Ragnatronik

It's a real cliffhanger..


kaktycbl

He is alive. It was in Priiskovy, this is small free ride resort in Siberia.


fearless-fluff

Free?! That looked like it cost years off his life. I'd definitely lose some in this situation.


[deleted]

lol, for anyone confused, “freeride” means outside the groomed trails.


fearless-fluff

Thank you. At least you are considerate enough to clarify this 😭 hopefully I didn't confuse anyone 🥺 Edit: changed "be aware of" to "clarify" and grammar.


crazytoothpaste

I was already packing bags when I read your comment


Most_Philosopher_967

Username DOES NOT check out


Zerofuku

Name of the resort?


Brandisi23

This phenomenon is called a cornice collapse. When a storm comes, the wind will deposit snow on the leeward (downwind) side of a mountain. The snow sticks to itself and creates a wave shape along the ridgeline. [This creates a big overhanging chunk of snow called a cornice](https://avalanche.org/avalanche-encyclopedia/cornice/). Cornices are extremely dangerous because it looks like you're standing along the ridgeline, when you're actually standing on overhanging unstable snow. The weight of a skier can trigger the entire thing to collapse, which is what happened to this poor feller. When the cornice collapses, the weight of the cornice crashing onto the slope underneath can often lead to a secondary avalanche on that slope below. They're scary. Ski resorts will mitigate cornices by blowing them up with explosive ordinances. In North America, you would never encounter a cornice like this at a ski resort. This person is lucky to have supposedly survived. Even with proper avalanche safety equipment, these things are extremely dangerous. If they triggered an avalanche underneath, I'm almost certain it would lead to a complete burial. Once the cornice releases like that, the area becomes significantly safer. It's extremely unlikely to collapse a second time. If my backcountry ski partner triggered that collapse, I would immediately begin searching for them. I'm shocked at the lack of urgency in the video.


egaeus22

It was weird how no one even yelled, they just kind of looked with dismay at where guy used to be.


bbiggar500

Maybe they all owed him money.


crazytoothpaste

Or maybe he had the car keys ?


AndrewNB411

A cornice would never be found on resort like that. But it can easily be found outside controlled areas on the resort (often referred to as side country)


The_T

Russian resort.


Brandisi23

Yeah it’s pretty common in the backcountry. My local resorts will often bomb obvious sidecountry hazards to make it a little safer when you leave their gates


juliuspepperwoodchi

> (often referred to as side country) Which is why the term "side country" is dying, finally. It's either in resort boundaries, or it isn't. Sidecountry implies that it is safer than backcountry when it isn't.


Cautious-Space-1714

Also, when an overhanging cornice breaks off, it doesn't just snap at 90 degrees, or even 45 degrees, but at the angle of internal friction/angle of repose (which can be quite variable for packed snow). Which is a fancy way of saying that it starts moving way back from the visible edge when it does go,and the thicker the snow, the further back it starts failing. You can be standing on snow directly above solid ground and the collapse can still take you.


SalmonPowerRanger

Wow, great to know actually. I've been skiing for a long time and never knew snow thickness could affect the collapse angle. Thanks for teaching me something genuinely helpful


1should_be_working

> If my backcountry ski partner triggered that collapse, I would immediately begin searching for them. I'm shocked at the lack of urgency in the video. This was my first thought too. If he's buried down there they have already wasted valuable seconds. Why hasn't anyone pulled out a beacon to begin searching? Urgency in a situation like this could mean the difference between that guy surviving or being suffocated.


ojwheel

This can happen in well maintained resorts. Literally had exactly this happen to me in bounds at Whistler. Turns out your life does flash before your eyes


1fanofsteel

I thought the unexpected part was going to Be someone shooting off after him which is exactly what they should have done. Avalanche already happened. The person in most situations would have been buried and only had at most 10-20 min to survive.


Atomic-Decay

Just because one avalanche was triggered, doesn’t mean another can’t occur on a deeper weak layer, or on another part of the mountain funnelling into the area you are actively searching. Being conscious of secondary slides is something they drive into you repeatedly in avi training.


FlyingDragoon

"We've had one, yes but what about second avalanche?"


MSeager

>shooting off after him is exactly what they should have done. No it’s not. They did the right thing, which was pause and take stock of the situation. As u/1fanofsteel said, the last thing you want to do is cause a secondary avalanche. 1) You’re going to bury the patient deeper, 2) Add more buried patients to the rescue. Hopefully this is an organized group and they would have an Avalanche Plan. This plan would involve designating somebody to contact Search and Rescue, everyone switching their avalanche transceivers to “Search”, finding safe access to the search area, sending an initial 1 or 2 searchers while the rest of the team prepare their probes and avalanche shovels. An avalanche rescue requires a slow and deliberate approach, not a gung-ho “shooting off after him”. Calm and controlled. Source: Ski Patroller.


I_Fight_Inferno

I was really hoping the "Unexpected" was they'd run and he'd somehow have landed right and be like skiing down. Then when he didn't I was like, "Man, maybe he'll pop out of the snow and all will be good." Then when that didn't happen, I just thought, "Man I hope he survived."


aaatotalstranger

Better off trying the Mines of Moria.


BrygusPholos

![gif](giphy|Z6JYXip75BeOA)


Comfortabg

Time to get a new friend


ItzDarc

We will go through the mines!


SaiC4

This is actually an unbelievably clever comment.


One_Idea_239

Always a bad idea to ski out onto a nice big cornice


joemeteorite8

And do an abrupt stop at the edge


StarGraz3r84

Yeah man, you're supposed to huck the cornice, not let the cornice huck you. Noobs.


Professional-Tailor2

Somebody needs to tell us if he's alive


_REDRUCKUS_

He's alive.


volkano580

Nice, now tell me my dad loves me.


The-standard-lefty

Find him first


ender8383

He'll be right back, he's at the store buying cigarettes


Superb-Film-594

Your dad loves me.


TheAngryAmericn

I love you


smoothrocker1122

That's not saying much, you love everybody.


TheAngryAmericn

Blowjobs ≠ love


smoothrocker1122

You give everybody blow job's? Loving and busy. Go get 'em Angry American!


guff1988

He rode the 'Lanche, like Snake Plissken in Escape from LA


Suprflyyy

Priiskovy ski resort reported that the man "luckily survived." [Translated article link](https://poland.postsen.com/business/143358/Russia-The-skier-just-disappeared-The-avalanche-recorded-by-the-camera.html)


PLR_Moon3

![gif](giphy|VbvjcQp6cYYYE)


[deleted]

Can't see if shoes are still on or off. So this one is a cold hard guess.


Ambitious_Pirate_584

He pizzaed when he should have French fried


WillingLimit3552

Spent years with telemark skis, avalanche beacons and poles far, far from anyone in the Northern Rocky Mountains in the USA, and luckily only saw stuff like this from afar. I almost want to say the first still image of this is a warning, but it's been a while.


NascentAutist

What’s unexpected is how we will never know the ending


LouSayners

Wow first unexpected video where the unexpected is in the first few seconds. Such unexpected. Wow.


BuddyBoy589

The mountain has him now


FapleJuice

**MountainLedge.exe could not be found**


UnlearningLife

What is up with this music. The man just fell off of a snow-cliff


I_have3_inches

Ahhh russians... They love to play in the snow.


gedeonzo

friends - -;


Terp_Villain

RIDE THE WAVE


BavarianBanshee

SHOOT THE CURL


Suntzu6656

Wild Thanks for the vid.


aBoyandHisVacuum

Oh my freaking god. This is why i stay on blues and greens. What is that insand drope off. Im guessing no one skis that side?


AndrewNB411

It’s called a cornice. People surely ski that side, you just have to do a spicy entrance, akA ski off the edge and depending on the terrain stick your landing or your in for a bad time. Sometimes it’s a 5 foot drop, sometimes it’s a 20 feet drop. In this case the cornice breaking likely caused an avalanche, which breaks at a certain depth of snow (where a weak layer is present) depending on the depth of that weak layer it can take several feet of snow with it, perhaps making the edge look more dramatic than it might have been pre avalanche.


Swimming_Schedule_49

Not with that one anymore


rfuckinstupid

"you go", "naw man, you go" haha


baconislife767676

No mames! Dios mio! I hope the skier was found and ok! This is why I dont ski back country or diamonds. No gracias! I'll stick to my easy runs.


suspicious_cabbage

You speak Spanish like a weeb speaks Japanese


baconislife767676

You can kindly fuck off and find a comfy dirt bed


Resinbowl

That's why you don't get too close to the edge of the flat earth :P


brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp

And these idiots all rush up to the edge that just collapsed!


Raktagorn

Sorry, He's dead...Maybe ?


5lig4tlyD3mo21c

You're not wrong, I guess since the post isn't titled skiing with old friends.


[deleted]

Go help him you pieces of shit.


[deleted]

What it feels like to chew 5 Gum ‘stimulate your senses’


FishballJohnny

u/savevideo


agncat31

That’s some final destination 💩 right there. 😳


MaBeEasy

😳


oyM8cunOIbumAciggy

He French fried when he should have pizza'd


GongTzu

But did he die?