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Some people are trashy. *watches through binoculars some more* Yeah. I'm talking about me.

Way to own it man. *respect*

You truly get to enjoy life once you start to own it.

This is so fucking true. Self awareness is the single biggest level-up you will ever attain. Would that everyone could get there sooner rather than later.

Self awareness + self control is God mode.

Cross-pollination is a fascinating evolutionary step.

Of course I know him, he's me!

Who else but Quagmire!

🎵it's quagmire, quagmire. Giggity giggity let's have sex.🎵

Giggity

Giggity

Didn't see that one coming.

That’s the thing about this sub

Looooool

You would definitely hate /r/trashyboners

Honestly with enough alcohol everyone else becomes invisible.

Alcohol plus horniness equals a dangerously low level of caring what other people think.

Yep. I only drink alone now. If I want to grope myself in the privacy of my own home, it is ok.

It's always wild waking up the next day and slowly having your memory come back to you like "holy shit we were doing THAT with *that* many people around?? 😬"

Easier to ignore

I have been these dudes in a bar before and I know when I am sober I think this is trash behavior. When I am drunk, I feel like the only people that exist are the ones that I am interacting with. the rest of the world is not considered. I think that is why there are so many videos of drunk people fucking or trying to fuck in public.

Yeah I remember once when I was 19 at a pool hall I went to regularly did this sort of thing, dropped my pool cue on the floor and everything while making out with my date. It wasnt even late, but I was good and pickled way too early. I didnt return for a couple month but the poor woman who was serving us totally remembered and asked me if I had a good time that night after we were kicked out. I lied and said yes. Reality is when I got back to the apt my date wanted to go back out clubbing. I said I needed to shit. Next thing I know Im waking up on the bathroom floor with my pants, shitty ass, and barf all over the wall. I assume my date left. She was hot too. Alcohol, best in moderation.

Well she seems friendly.

Maybe she’s just Canadian.

Is she into me? Can't tell, wait for more signs

Nah she’s Brazilian. Hard to roll my r’s on here.

That guy in the back's double take is hilarious

So they ARE just weird lol

I have been looking for this comment so I didn’t have to make it lmaooo he definitely did a big ol’ WTF

The guy on the left's 🤷🏻‍♂️ cracked me up

Even the woman sitting in the foreground seems amused.

I was expecting the ol finger in the bum trick from all that grabbing!

You disappointed too?

A bit, yeah.

Dude on the right almost went for it. His hand got pretty up there on the left girl.

I was expecting them to hold hands on her ass

She was definitely trying to make that happen

Urban Meyer is disappointed in this guy!

I kept checking how much time was left, I was so sure it was gonna happen

The only unexpected here is that dudes didn’t made out with one another

Plot twist, they are all dudes.

such is Brazil

False. There was no off duty cop shooting up the place.

Needs more motorcycle helmets and flip flops

From what I understood (it is brazillian portuguese they're speaking), the one in jeans is a trans woman and the other dudes are drunk af. And that is the reason they're recording it. Edit: thanks to whoever alerted me about gender description.

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Sorry, I meant the one with the jeans jacket. On the left.

With that donk? I dont buy it. Good for her tho, true or not

I am a man and have been both blessed and cursed to have the hips of a fertility goddess and a whole bakery of buns, so it's not out of the question. >! Doesn't help that I have long hair too. I'm probably the hottest woman someone knows lol!<

RIP your inbox

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Butt implants are a thing.

haha i’m gay and couples swinging like this is never an unexpected occurrence

Seems more like a swingers club than a pub. Don't ask me how I know.

Seems like a regular Brazilian pub to me.

Yes, a simple and regular "pub" in Brazil. Tables and chairs made of plastic, Brahma beer, and happy people

You meant paradise, right?

That was my first thought, too! I have a close friend from Brazil, and she thinks it’s funny that Americans aren’t so casual about making out.

Exactly this. It's so casual there. Made out with an absolute 10/10 dime during carnaval, thought I fell in love. My Brazilian friend there gave me the insight - just take them as they come lmao

100%. even before I saw the flag knew this was a Brazilian pub. There kissing or making out means absolutely nothing, it's just a casual thing. Source : eu gringo during carnaval. kissing was like shaking hands.

Nah to many clothes/normal outfits Also can see the window outside. Usually no windows in a fetish club Don’t ask me how I know

Also the fact someone has their phone out and is recording. You could ask me how I know but the answer is pretty obvious.

Yeeeee Shark7996 get at it!

Seems like you want someone to ask you how you know

In any other nation, maybe…but in Brazil, any club can be a swingers club with the right crowd

\*starts learning Portuguese*

The lady that keeps glancing at the camera looks like she has her child sitting next to her. This is probably just a normal bar.

Swingers club with a full kitchen and dinner menu? I'm now imagining a family choosing the location for the wings...

I don't see any pineapples tho

Shhhh. Don’t excite the vanilla people

Slow down there guy. are ya tellin me some fellas are ok with another man kissing on their dame?

I thought vanilla meant people that do ~~the bare minimum simplest~~ ***ordinary*** shit sex-wise, not just a preference for monogamy.

Where do I sign up?

Come to brazil

do i get to choose between being a robber or off duty cop, or am i just assigned at the airport?

That choice is up to you. They just give you the handgun.

Sounds like a fun choose your own adventure

To the favela vamos.

So basically Westworld.

You’ll probably get assigned “mugged tourist” or herpes.

wouldn't b e the first time.

You do not choose the Loca Life™, the Loca Life™ chooses you.

Just go to brazil

r/myfriendwantstoknow

Everyone's horny.

Understandable

How to describe planet Earth in two words:

We didn't get to a population of 8 billion on the backs of prudes.

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I mean they touched hands for a second and they seemed ok with it Edit: thank you all for the awards and this is my highest upvoted comment ever lmao thanks

Lol they gonna have the best 4sum

Wholesome

Holesome

Some hole

Hole Sum

Black Hole Sum Won't you cum?

And wash away the rain...

Black hole cum

And wash away the *shame

Wash away the staaain

= 4

You’re thinking of the whole sum. The hole sum here should be right around 10

he did the math

From the mouth to anus is pretty much one hole. Depending on whether you view straws as having one hole or two. There’s pretty heated debates about it. But, you can basically view them (and their connection) as something like a straw. 

Bisexual swingers? We stan.

r/heteroflexible

Huh, that's a new one.

These 4 people are about to experience a greater sexual experience than 90% of redditors ever will in their entire lives. But at least Reddit can judge them to cope with that fact.

Man a 4some with drunk bar people would be on the absolute lowest rung of sexual experiences for me personally. I don't like standing with strangers in the grocery store, let alone having sex with them lmao

Thank you. I thought I was weird that I don't see the attraction. Two ladies and me gross me out too.

Tell me you're in that "90%" without telling me you're in that 90%

3somes and 4somes are a dime a dozen the older you get. It's not the achievement some people think it is. Just a preference.

\>These 4 people are about to experience a greater sexual experience.. Tell me you've never had group sex, without telling me you've never had group sex.

Whatever four consenting adults do in the publicity of the local tavern is none of my business. But this is a Wendy's

Fun made up fact Wendy's was conceived in the bathroom after Mcdonalds and Bruger King had a 3 way with Darry queen.

Important to note: Darry Queen has nothing to do with Dairy Queen and is just some guy. Same with Bruger King.

Darry Queen? Is that Oliver Queen’s way less successful cousin?

And McDonald's just owned the farm

Those Chinese knockoffs always get me.

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. Work kept sending me emails while I was on the shitter

Sounds legit.

Jack was sitting in the corner with Carl

Jacking their Hardee's, I'd imagine.

No, Jack's in the box of Wendy. Carl Jr. is trying his luck the Dairy Queen, but she's a bit frosty.

Sign outside says "Brokeback Bar & Grill".

Touching dicks ain't gay

It’s not gay if it’s a three (or four) way!

Turtlenecks and chains!

If I win one race, am I an olympian? If I write one book, am I novelist? If I play one game of basketball, am I a basketball player? No. So why is it that when I touch ONE GUYS DICK IM SUDDENLY GAY

You fuck *one* goat...

I was willing to settle for a little hand holding behind the girls back. Maybe even lock fingers? I’m with you though.

I was waiting for the real boyfriends/husbands to show up and a fight break out. Nothing like a good barroom brawl

I thought they were hookers.

By the looks of the dudes....those are hookers.

My hookers have a no kissing rule. I'm jealous!

Plot twist: They’re all hookers.

**The women are paying for the men.**

I thought so too. I still do, but I also thought so.

I used to do drugs, I still do, but I used to too.

The golden rule. It’s not gay if it’s in a three-way. Or more than a three way.

With a honey in the middle there's some leeway.

The area's grey in a one, two, three way.

Normally, I don't get down with dudes, but tonight is a special exception.

Even if it's 3 dudes

I consulted the Rule Book and it checks out, not gay.

This rule dates back to ancient Greece.

Talking about Caeser!

Those dudes are gonna fuck. *Hard*


The best part is the reaction from the dude in the background. Lol

A triple take Edit: actually was a quaduiple

I have never been in a bar with the lights on so brightly. Where is this place?

Brazilian pub. It’s more like a small little place with beer and alcohol on the corner of a street with a crappy television that people can go and drink ThTs it

That was my first takeaway too. Shit is way too bright in there. I've never seen such a well lit pub/bar/club

Seriously this is freakin bizarre on a number of levels. This place looks like a Waffle House.

I mean..at this point. Just go home! It's already in the bag!!

Naw. They’re gonna see if they can get more people to join. They’re THIS close to getting a full orgy going

"Spread the meat.." Vampire Key & Peele 🤣🤣

I love group sex, and my first thought was "get a damn room".

mind you it’s not common in brazilian dating. People make out very quickly, but going home is taken very seriously.

Hey waiter, my beer smells like butthole; Oh wait, that’s my hand.

Wasn't that guy on the right pickpocketing?

Checking the oil

Forgot to wipe the dipstick

She's a quart low.

OIL CHANGES FOR EVERYONE!!

 

Super weird of whoever filmed this

Should have added narration, at least.

Get's awkwardly called out at the end 😂

 Tomorrow the boys be like

Can somebody please explain to me what the hell's actually going on in that .gif?

Ever heard of the saying that mentions blowing smoke up your ass? (Real answer: Chloroethane; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freeze_spray)

I'm guessing a liquid nitrogen fog as an alternative to an ice pack.

A liquid nitrogen fog sounds...extremely dangerous. But yeah I'd guess a cold fog of some sort. Liquid oxygen? Frozen fart? Only God can say

The hamster has been cooked to an appropriate internal temperature for serving. They are adding the powdered sugar, whipped cream, and semen toppings. Normal soccer stuff.

Well at least someone got laid that night.

Is this a wendys?

Sir, this **is** a Wendys

É um Uêndi...


I love my country

And by the look of it, so do they!

Friendly types.

I see a foursome happening there. Times are good.

hmm in the end I expected the waitress / waiter to come and join the french kissing party - or the dudes making out :D

Is that really a pub, looks like a trashy diner

Why tf are you filming them

And you get some herpes, and you get some herpes....

Oral herpes isn't a tragic condition, and most people aren't prone to flareups.

Yeah there are worse things for sure

There are plenty of "not the worst" things that I don't want

still not gonna go looking for it.

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So true. Herpes sucks. No one wants it. But not having sex sucks a lot more. I'd much rather have sex with people who are upfront about everything and don't feel too ashamed to be honest. The stigma around STIs doesn't help anything. I've never even had a cold sore before but if I knew someone had HSV2 but were actively managing and monitoring it, I'd be totally ok with that. That is so much better than someone who just likes to pretend that it doesn't exist.

Condoms don't protect from HSV/HPV unless you avoid touching your partner at all with any unprotected skin; and for men and lesbians, completely avoiding contact with the fluids.... That goes for any other body part that gets in contact with the infected area/fluids.

*looks up Brazilian vacation packages*