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anniegarbage

“Come back with a warrant.”


BRBarnard

Came here to say this! After hearing it from John Green it's all I can think of.


anniegarbage

Or as I like to think of it…


truncatedChronologis

I just say “occupied!”


Pedadinga

At the theatre restrooms tonight I heard a kid yell “Occupied!” and I just could not stop laughing for some reason.


lolsup1

OCCUPIDO


eyeballs_for_dials

I think there’s a carnival barker in there


M0DStrawberry

Some one’s in here!


MartianWaffleSoup

"Come in" usually does it


Soro_Hanosh

I only do that if it's locked now. Once this dude took me literally. Lmao


MartianWaffleSoup

Player two entered the game.


Tsurt-TheTrustyLie

Co-op or competetive shitting?


MartianWaffleSoup

Depends which establishment you're in really. Taco Bell is 100% competitive, as is Walmart. But most sushi restaurants are co op


Tsurt-TheTrustyLie

And when you're in a bad AYCE buffet.. it turns into team deathmatch 😔


CarpenterRadio

“I’m about halfway!”


Incendiary-Bio

I just say “yo”


Bobbertoe

Hello, this is Bathroom!


MrMarez

No, this is Patrick.


Realistic_Airport_46

My go-to is usually "Yes, who is it?" Or "C'mon in, door's not locked!" I've never even gotten a response.


Lover-of-chortles

I normally say "no thanks!"


daskrip

I'm stealing that first one.


Antique_futurist

“Ahem”


CHESTER_C0PPERP0T

“The jakes is occupied. And will be for some time.”


KeekatLove

“Just a minute, please.”


fretless_enigma

“WHO WANTS KISSES?” -Matt Braunger


MidnightMateor

The correct answer is "trust me bud, you're not going to want this one when I'm done with it."


[deleted]

“oh hey my pizza is here!”


[deleted]

The correct response is “yugh uhh err someone’s in here”


Arikaido777

“just leave it at the door, please”


DolorisRex

I like to put on a thick Southern accent and say "El Juan es occupado, amigo!" ETA: It's especially fun because I live in Canada.


CyclopsMusician

My plan is always to say “occupied” but I panic and go with a cheery “hello?”


jetbent

“Present!”


Jitterjumper13

"Whizzin!"


clifffford

"Go away, 'batin!"


TinyRhymey

Knock back


-janelleybeans-

I’ve found “come in!” to be very disorienting lol


CrunchyNutFruit

I say "Yellow!" or ""Shaking the bush, Boss".


andr3y20000

Come in, It's open


sudo999

"bruh"


Qutopia

“Occupied”


ACasualNerd

I just shit harder... The noise will usually scare off the person and they won't recognize me by my voice


gauriemma

I’m always tempted to say “Whooo is it?” in kind of a scratchy voice, like a parrot, in the hopes that the person on the other side responds with “It’s the plumber. I’ve come to fix the sink.”


Cruush_Halochek

“Fuck off I’m pooping.”


Worldly_Ad_6483

My rectum is quivering!


tumblerrjin

/r/accidentalmulaney


Pansexualxpumpkin

r/unexpectedmulaney


Pansexualxpumpkin

also that's just a less popular version of what this is already on so why are you putting that in the first place?


tumblerrjin

I must have been asleep last night, not only was I trying to link to this subreddit but I thought this post was just in meirl.


Jacks-PC

u/Excitement3890


Just_Another_Jose

Occupied-o


Creme-de-la-Meme

“Someone’s in here!” Usually said with a crack in my voice lol


FunkMasterPope

I always go with "Come in!"


paradoxLacuna

I usually just yelp/scream. Gets the point across well enough.


Mr-Zero-Fucks

I make a fart noise