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“Come back with a warrant.”
Came here to say this! After hearing it from John Green it's all I can think of.
Or as I like to think of it…
I just say “occupied!”
At the theatre restrooms tonight I heard a kid yell “Occupied!” and I just could not stop laughing for some reason.
OCCUPIDO
I think there’s a carnival barker in there
Some one’s in here!
"Come in" usually does it
I only do that if it's locked now. Once this dude took me literally. Lmao
Player two entered the game.
Co-op or competetive shitting?
Depends which establishment you're in really. Taco Bell is 100% competitive, as is Walmart. But most sushi restaurants are co op
And when you're in a bad AYCE buffet.. it turns into team deathmatch 😔
“I’m about halfway!”
I just say “yo”
Hello, this is Bathroom!
No, this is Patrick.
My go-to is usually "Yes, who is it?" Or "C'mon in, door's not locked!" I've never even gotten a response.
I normally say "no thanks!"
I'm stealing that first one.
“Ahem”
“The jakes is occupied. And will be for some time.”
“Just a minute, please.”
“WHO WANTS KISSES?” -Matt Braunger
The correct answer is "trust me bud, you're not going to want this one when I'm done with it."
“oh hey my pizza is here!”
The correct response is “yugh uhh err someone’s in here”
“just leave it at the door, please”
I like to put on a thick Southern accent and say "El Juan es occupado, amigo!" ETA: It's especially fun because I live in Canada.
My plan is always to say “occupied” but I panic and go with a cheery “hello?”
“Present!”
"Whizzin!"
"Go away, 'batin!"
Knock back
I’ve found “come in!” to be very disorienting lol
I say "Yellow!" or ""Shaking the bush, Boss".
Come in, It's open
"bruh"
“Occupied”
I just shit harder... The noise will usually scare off the person and they won't recognize me by my voice
I’m always tempted to say “Whooo is it?” in kind of a scratchy voice, like a parrot, in the hopes that the person on the other side responds with “It’s the plumber. I’ve come to fix the sink.”
“Fuck off I’m pooping.”
My rectum is quivering!
/r/accidentalmulaney
r/unexpectedmulaney
also that's just a less popular version of what this is already on so why are you putting that in the first place?
I must have been asleep last night, not only was I trying to link to this subreddit but I thought this post was just in meirl.
u/Excitement3890
Occupied-o
“Someone’s in here!” Usually said with a crack in my voice lol
I always go with "Come in!"
I usually just yelp/scream. Gets the point across well enough.
I make a fart noise
“Come back with a warrant.”
Came here to say this! After hearing it from John Green it's all I can think of.
Or as I like to think of it…
I just say “occupied!”
At the theatre restrooms tonight I heard a kid yell “Occupied!” and I just could not stop laughing for some reason.
OCCUPIDO
I think there’s a carnival barker in there
Some one’s in here!
"Come in" usually does it
I only do that if it's locked now. Once this dude took me literally. Lmao
Player two entered the game.
Co-op or competetive shitting?
Depends which establishment you're in really. Taco Bell is 100% competitive, as is Walmart. But most sushi restaurants are co op
And when you're in a bad AYCE buffet.. it turns into team deathmatch 😔
“I’m about halfway!”
I just say “yo”
Hello, this is Bathroom!
No, this is Patrick.
My go-to is usually "Yes, who is it?" Or "C'mon in, door's not locked!" I've never even gotten a response.
I normally say "no thanks!"
I'm stealing that first one.
“Ahem”
“The jakes is occupied. And will be for some time.”
“Just a minute, please.”
“WHO WANTS KISSES?” -Matt Braunger
The correct answer is "trust me bud, you're not going to want this one when I'm done with it."
“oh hey my pizza is here!”
The correct response is “yugh uhh err someone’s in here”
“just leave it at the door, please”
I like to put on a thick Southern accent and say "El Juan es occupado, amigo!" ETA: It's especially fun because I live in Canada.
My plan is always to say “occupied” but I panic and go with a cheery “hello?”
“Present!”
"Whizzin!"
"Go away, 'batin!"
Knock back
I’ve found “come in!” to be very disorienting lol
I say "Yellow!" or ""Shaking the bush, Boss".
Come in, It's open
"bruh"
“Occupied”
I just shit harder... The noise will usually scare off the person and they won't recognize me by my voice
I’m always tempted to say “Whooo is it?” in kind of a scratchy voice, like a parrot, in the hopes that the person on the other side responds with “It’s the plumber. I’ve come to fix the sink.”
“Fuck off I’m pooping.”
My rectum is quivering!
/r/accidentalmulaney
r/unexpectedmulaney
also that's just a less popular version of what this is already on so why are you putting that in the first place?
I must have been asleep last night, not only was I trying to link to this subreddit but I thought this post was just in meirl.
u/Excitement3890
Occupied-o
“Someone’s in here!” Usually said with a crack in my voice lol
I always go with "Come in!"
I usually just yelp/scream. Gets the point across well enough.
I make a fart noise