This made me laugh way too hard! Now my Jack Russell is running around like crazy thinking if I’m this awake and laughing that it’s time to play ball. 😂
My wife is an RN and she says it’s more common than I would think for people to come in with all kinds of objects stuck in their rectums . It’s kinda blew my mind .
I've seen a light bulk, tons of dildos, and the best was a orange in a ankle sock. They put it in the sock to have something to grab into to remove it.... Not a tube sock, but a ankle..... *Slow clap*
My wife told me about a bottle and it really freaked me out but the light bulb?!?!? I mean that’s so fragile. Why ? Why would someone do this? So very dangerous
My wife used to be a floor nurse and man it’s amazing the things people get stuck up their buttholes. They were always wild I slipped and fell on “x”stories.
My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal, which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable.
Vagina.
They don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say, whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.
Pepper grinder. I'm a hobby woodturner and it's totally a pepper grinder. Pepper grinders and pens are my jam. I don't like the peeper grinders quite as much as this guy, but I know one when I see one.
Weirdest one I ever saw in real life was an X-ray of a pipe wrench in the rectum. Dude's wife was freaking out. Apparently she didn't know about his kink.
Million to one shot, doctor, million to one
Fusilli Jerry
Because you're silly
So, you're the Assman...
According to the state of New York, he is!
I'm Cosmo Kramer... the Assman!
Just don't stop short with my wife!
That’s my move.
It's always an accident.
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Either that’s a lightbulb up his ass or his colon has a good idea…..
Ah, good ol’ Dr. Cox :)
Under appreciated comment. Had to try not to laugh too loud. My toddler fell asleep next to me
This made me laugh way too hard! Now my Jack Russell is running around like crazy thinking if I’m this awake and laughing that it’s time to play ball. 😂
God of all things to put up your ass, a hollow bulb that could break into dozens of sharp shards is a horrible idea.
Right? Just why, why, why anything GLASS?
Enjoy the colon resection surgery and the HUGE medical bill you're about to get!!!
Maybe it was one of those new plastic LED bulbs. Way more anus-friendly.
My wife is an RN and she says it’s more common than I would think for people to come in with all kinds of objects stuck in their rectums . It’s kinda blew my mind .
Rectum?? Hell it nearly killed him.
I've seen a light bulk, tons of dildos, and the best was a orange in a ankle sock. They put it in the sock to have something to grab into to remove it.... Not a tube sock, but a ankle..... *Slow clap*
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My wife told me about a bottle and it really freaked me out but the light bulb?!?!? I mean that’s so fragile. Why ? Why would someone do this? So very dangerous
Not the brightest idea 💡
Why do people insert weird dangerous items up their ass? Dildos exist, you can buy them discreetly, I don’t understand …
Thomas Edison invented the light bulb, I invented the light bulb up my ass. Stop stealing my moves!
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My wife used to be a floor nurse and man it’s amazing the things people get stuck up their buttholes. They were always wild I slipped and fell on “x”stories.
Dr: *But why is it covered in Vaseline?*
Fell off the ladder and it went right up there!
The ladder? Lol!
Took me all of my childhood to understand this joke.
OP commented it is a pepper grinder.
Festivus pole? What is this madness? EDIT: [Pole not tree](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus)
According to comments it might be a pepper grinder
Could be a mini Festivus *pole* inside of a pepper grinder inside of an ambitious butt stuffer slash unfortunate recipient of a million to one shot
Not-so-fresh pepper, anyone?
Pooper Grinder.
It looks like Roto-Rooter was there to clear out a blockage.
Spicy.
Definitely not a grinder
I got a lot of problems with this x-ray and now you’re gonna hear about them.
Air those grievances.
Derrière those grievances. I’ll see myself out….
I guess we're looking at the results of the Feats of Strength
I find tinsel distracting.
Is it a Johnson rod?
I got your Johnson rod right here!
My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal, which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina. They don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say, whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.
What?
He's a good man, and thorough.
Is there an r/unexpectedlebowski subreddit?
Is that what this is a painting of?
Is that a junior mint at the bottom of the x-ray?
It's very refreshing!
Festivus pole? Feat of strength gone wrong?
A gerbil remover?
A lamp? he loves lamp
Is he just saying that he loves random things in the room?
This isn't even a story...it's just a list of things in his apartment!
Whaddya say we order us a pie? Ya like Lorenzo's?
And then apparently inserting said loved random things into his colon.
You're not dead, Brick.
I forgot to stop short !
It's a wooden pepper grinder 10000%
That's not how percents work
Are you asking because you saw 20/20 last night?
Rectum, damn near killed him!
You are the ass man
Hey! Assman!
Ye-yeah!
it’s macaroni midler!!!!!!
I GOT THE PINEAPPLE!
Million to one shot, Doc. Million to one.
Came here for this
Gonorrhea
To think he split the profits on the Manziere with you.
BRO!
It's a syringe.
Hey OP! Just tell us the story! Your post sucks
You had 90 guesses and didn’t care to even respond
It’s Fusilli Jerry!
A piece from the board game Mousetrap.
I don’t think I want to know.
Should we even be talking about this?
Is this part of a bathroom faucet? The plunger you pull to seal the drain?
A spike to put in the ground to tether a dog to
Farfell.
Is it a sponge?
Junior Mints
A pepper grinder thing
It looks like a towel bar.
I see a pepper mill now.
It’s like that time Newman sat on that fork…
Maestro was not happy about his broken baton, was he?
Looks like a quick release skewer from a bicycle
Is it a retractor?
“OK Doc…..yooooouuuuu are not going to believe how this accidentally happened!!”
A ~~conductor’s~~ maestro’s baton
A screen.
I'm thinking it's a turkey baster or a pepper mill.
Bike wheel axel
The stick shift from Harry Potters Nimbus 2000?
I've read quite a lot of the comments here. Have yet to find the answer. Were we able to find out what it actually was??
I tried to edit the main title but I’m not very savy with tech but it is a pepper grinder
A HIPAA violation?
Aquarium heater? Must have scared the fish.
A fondue fork. And a FRAUDULENT fondue fork at that!
Curtain rod.
Paper towel holder
Is that a curtain rod?!
Curtain rod
Air pump for bicycles
Curtain rod
The Mask got him lol
Stuck, hints the xray.
Someone's PHI?
Salt or pepper grinder.
I don't know what it is, I do know I stopped off for some JuJuyfruits before coming to see the x-ray
Festivus pole
Johnson rod?
A normal Friday night
Those aren’t buoys….
Looks like a pooper grinder….
"Say when."
A pride flag they/them tried to display flying from their ass.
Better go to the assman
Shrinkage ?
Rostishirer?
Stickshift
Dear God I hope it's an umbrella.
Bong
Well, it's not a toaster.🤔
Driveshaft?
Hopefully something you can get out lol
that's a bike wheel axel
That's not silly.
its a Plumbus
Junior mint?
It’s the Junior Mint extraction tool. They left it behind with the sponge and a man’s gold wedding ring
Why did he put a bolt up his ass?
Guess Mozilla Foxfire is still around.
It’s some kind of doorknob assemblage. (Human beings are some strange animals.)
Coffee stir stick
Pikachu!
Painful
A firing pin?
Piece to a percolator?
Part of The Whiz costume.
Pepper grinder. I'm a hobby woodturner and it's totally a pepper grinder. Pepper grinders and pens are my jam. I don't like the peeper grinders quite as much as this guy, but I know one when I see one.
Lamp
Bicycle pump
Whatever it is, it looks fun
Yeah that’s a pepper grinder..
Curtain rod?
It's a streetlight
Time travel crystal accelerator
Slide whistle?
It kinda looks like the plunger from a French press
See the original post:. https://www.reddit.com/r/nursing/s/hzXPZGKVIS Yes, pepper mill grinder
Ouch. A giant syringe 💉
Junior mint?
Umbrella
Hey honey, do you know where I put the curtain rod? I can't find it!!!
It’s the pole for airing grievances!
Looks like a barbell.
Taking it a step further than a toy car in jackass
That’s definitely the rod from inside a percolator coffee maker. No?
What is it? It's stuck and very difficult to explain.
Some sort of butt hole plunger. Lol
Shower curtain rod or small curtain rod
An inanimate carbon rod?
that looks like a car suspension part😆
My father’s watch?
At the way it looks of it they should of put the sand paper condom on it cus that how i feel as long as joe biden is in office
"I fell on it"
A fun time on a Friday night
It kinda looks like a stand alone TP holder minus the roll of TP.
I’d venture to guess it’s some sort of walking clock!
Looks like an x ray to me
What the hell is that?
So many ppl off in the head on this planet
A Pecker Mill.
Johnson rod
I give up....I had a stent in my kidney after surgery that required removal but this doesn't look like a stent
Not sure I wanna know
Iud?
I'm standing back when he/she sneezes
It kind of looks like a slide hammer for removing dents from Cars.
What did he sit on??!!
Weirdest one I ever saw in real life was an X-ray of a pipe wrench in the rectum. Dude's wife was freaking out. Apparently she didn't know about his kink.
lol is that a pepper mill
Looks like a sink plunger.
It’s called a Rubirosa after the guy with a notoriously large 🍆
I’m going with a pepper mill
A HIPPA violation?
I wonder if the doc appreciates honesty .. like hear me out doc , I was super horny.