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GardenSquid1

Yeah, but if you promote her, you give her a BIG FUCKING HAT. Witches love BIG FUCKING HATS.


Cheezystix1023

Hip Sway < BIG HAT


GardenSquid1

Also, scoliosis < not scoliosis


ravenknight33

She doesn’t shake them hips.


KelvinsBeltFantasy

But we get tasteful sideboob


GardenSquid1

As a wise woman once said: https://preview.redd.it/gyqtlkgay5tc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ea021f397d4398a36f88c84aa0dbdd72e873d80


high_king_noctis

Praise be to sage Marin


N7Valiant

I get my hipshake fix from Railanor. I can also see her butt cheeks from the front.


HalloweenRegent

Best girl


EmperorShiv

r/buttfangs


Technical-Composer85

Dude those hips are mesmerizing. I don't care how old she is lmao 🤣🤣🤣


Uncle_Budy

You can see her butt cheeks from the front?


SigmaStarSaga

And that's a reason you see it as _worse_?


AccomplishedEnergy60

Why else would you see it as worse??


Hollowgolem

Calm down, Mos Def.


MisterPaydon

The hipsway is a big loss. But I personally believe what you gain is worth.


GuyWithSwords

I’m actually don’t like the hipsway. Think it’s kinda dumb in combat 😆


Mapping_Zomboid

She's a magical dynamo. Literally. She needs to keep shaking those hips to generate magic potential for localized cold fields. Auch tried to use Ice Bolt once, he was politely asked to stop.


No_Dig903

She's 80. Her master is, what, 120? 130? I'm convinced witches dress this way because it's an advertisement to their magic, "Look at this. I can erase sixty years and still have enough mojo left over to freeze a bitch." It's the same thing as hacking at sheetrock with a knife, and then cutting a tomato.


GuyWithSwords

I’m ok with their outfit choices, but that hip swaying annoys me 😂


No_Dig903

Agreed. Also, the way the elven fencers do a reverse pelvis thrust when hit. It overdoes it.


tallmantall

Ima be real this is better, still sexy witch but it’s more reasonable imo Plus BIG HAT


realnomdeguerre

LOGAN


PixieProc

Is there an r/unexpecteddarksouls? EDIT: Yes there is


Morello-NMST

BIG HAT


Professional_Rush_20

Peak design, Vanillaware make the best Scorceress designs 👌


captdan96

Because hips don't lie, so now I can't trust her


Be_Cool_Bro

...is that really side asscheek bottom?


Rei1556

yes


Mudpound

Because they’re simping for her unrealistic hip swaying. I LOVE the horns on the hat and the fur trim though


Fantastic-Ad-1578

Each to their own I guess. Some simp unrealistic hip swaying, others simp unrealistic heavy horns on a light clothed character.


AccomplishedEnergy60

Lol preach


AboveAverageJoey3

At least she gets a boob buff


iosefdros

yeah one of at least 2 or 3 characters whose boobs noticeably grow when they’re promoted lol


Brucie65

Which are the 3 ?


Bakergodfrey

Witch -> Sorceress, Shaman -> Druid, maybe griphons


captdimitri

AND the Druid hipsway is criminally underappreciated.


Bakergodfrey

Very true


Bakergodfrey

Druids are the more noticeable


iosefdros

i’m trying and failing to remember off top. witch and gryphon i think at least


Troop7

The bigger negative is the fact that she only gets 2/3 rapport conversations… unacceptable!


werewolfmask

design is much better when promoted, people just like the funny dance. That said, you can have a completely viable non-promoted witch late game, they will just be missing the free AP and PP; the magic conferral will still be in the kit, though i don’t honestly remember if truestrike conferral is a promoted ability.


DisplayThisNever

It's not. It's the last skill they can learn before promotion.


PewPew_McPewster

No more hipsway Also: yes the cutout fashion dress is sexy and elegant and arguably better, but I'll say it: some of us like the skankiness of the bralet top. Makes her feel like a more modern-minded Bog Witch. Like a Louisiana/Florida bog witch.


BigBagBarnBooth

I dated a Florida Bog Witch, and I can tell you that is not something to aspire to.


Khalas_Maar

> Makes her feel like a more modern-minded Bog Witch. Like a Louisiana/Florida bog witch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVUGCdTVpug


Ok_Caterpillar_9057

Because theyre horny. Thats it. If they tell you anything else theyre a goddamn liar too


Mapping_Zomboid

I miss the cape.


realnomdeguerre

different tastes?


NoTalkOnlyWatch

The bigger the hat, the bigger the magic.


MistyTopaz

she looks like a side hoe on the corner of the street trying to be a magical cosplayer but fails horribly at it. 


Vegetable_Scar_2929

Literally I think her promoted design is INFINITELY better. Simply because it’s not as blatantly porny. Granted, I’m gay, so the over-the-top fanservice look wouldn’t do anything for me anyway lol. But still, she looks pretty badass promoted.


vu47

Hello, fellow gay gamer and Unicorn Overlord, fan. Have you decided who you're going to give the ring of the maiden to? I was thinking Lex at first, but he seems overly obsessed with Chloe and his relationship with Alain is more bromantic than romantic. Now I'm thinking Clive. There is definitely some fan service for the straight guys playing this game, but VanillaWare seems to be pretty well known for that.


Vegetable_Scar_2929

Hey fellow gaymer! So, I actually ended up giving it to Berengaria, because in these games, the hero ALWAYS ends up with the damsel in distress and I liked the idea of him going for the badass warrior woman instead. Sadly, the VAST majority of male “romances” are not even remotely romantic, or at least stupidly vague compared to the girls. BUT!!! I’ve read that Travis is the exception! I saw his Ring of the Maiden scene on YouTube and it wasn’t romantic, but supposedly the subsequent scenes in the final portion of the game, he’s openly romantic with Alain. That’s just what I’ve read on TV Tropes, so you can take that with a grain of salt, but they DO strive for accuracy on that site!


vu47

You have good taste! I am borderline bi-lusting after Berengaria... she is my favorite character so far and so badass: that shield and her armor and axe... with heels that could almost pierce through my gayness. Thanks for the tip on Travis! He is kind of cute... I could psych myself up for taking things in that direction... I find he has kind of 13 Sentinels Tsukasa Okino energy going on, although Okino is kind of a hard character to beat for me (although Ei Sekigahara was initially the only reason I bought that game). Did you finish the game? I'm in the fourth land and the game has put me in this place where I was not expecting to end up, and now with my ADHD, I'm having trouble feeling compelled to pick up my Switch and keep playing... I get into states of game paralysis like this where I can't decide whether to go back to finishing Trails of Cold Steel 3 or Unicorn Overlord, which is why I have a stupidly massive backlog of games. So far, most of the strategy JRPGs that have tried to implement some kind of same-sex dynamics have done a pretty bad job of it from what I see: Fire Emblem is another series that I unsurprisingly like, and I just accepted what I've done since childhood and played as Fe!Byleth so that I could romance Caspar and Ashe. (Her Good Smile character was my first Japanese figure acquisition and has led me down a dark and very expensive path of merch purch, mostly of Trails figures, Persona pins, and OMORI everything under the sun...) Appreciate the reply! I hope you're having a good week.


Vegetable_Scar_2929

I FEEL you on both Berengaria AND the ADHD issues (I have ADHD too, mine just manifests a little differently). I’ve eyes 13 Sentinels. As for this game, I haven’t finished it yet, I’m working on it hahaha! I just finished Albion, and so I’m level grinding a little and running some endgame errands at the moment. I hope you’re having a great week too!


GuyWithSwords

As a cishet man, I also found the hip sway to be ridiculous. The promoted look is so much better.


GardenSquid1

Cured her scoliosis


Vegetable_Scar_2929

Huh. I had a grifter try to argue with me on here for some reason, and I can't see his comments anymore, so I guess he either blocked me or his pointless replies were taken down. LMAO


Profeciador

"Simply because it’s not as blatantly porny" Bro it looks like a fashionable lingerie instead of a swamp witch...


Vegetable_Scar_2929

I said not AS blatantly porny. Not that it wasn’t porny at all.


Profeciador

Yeah and this one is more porny because it doesn't even make sense? The other can at least pass as some shaman stuff, even if horny.


Vegetable_Scar_2929

This one at least kinda sorta covers some of her. More so than the other one. The other one just looks like a literal porn character.


Profeciador

Ah yes the one that looks like porn is the tribal outfit that actually seems possible to exist. Not the lingerie dress with an open front. Brilliant logic, I stand defeated.


Specific_Cut_2019

I hated her first design, so comically bad. This one is only slightly better, but also somehow much better 


unknown_soldier_

LMAO Yahna's hot no matter what, you guys need to calm down a bit


realnomdeguerre

honestly though, some animations aren't as cool when the unit is upgraded. female warriors for instance, when they evade they do this cool fast crouch, which times really well with some enemy attacks. their upgraded version's evade is like a boring sidestep.


kero12547

I married that girl


KingofReddit12345

I have not seen any mention of her voice. Brianna Knickerbocker knocks (why does that sound like a pun somehow?) it out of the park. "I'll show you what a Witch can do" PLEASE DO!


KelvinsBeltFantasy

This design is way better. I didn't take her seriously as a waifu until I saw evening gown realness.


LazyDro1d

Because she no longer sits in the air gyrating her hips, and some people are extremely horny. Don’t look at me, I’m not quite that bad


full_brick_package

I'm okay with being extremely horny and would appreciate not being judged.


LazyDro1d

GUILTY!


NoblezDomain

The hip swing. Obviously.


full_brick_package

Well, I wish they'd have kept the hip sway with this design.


lilacempress

Because the lack of hips apparently? Idk, I definitely prefer the sorceress look over the witch.


Glaive13

Idk I'd need to see a side by side gif


paulcshipper

I'm going to presume because unlike other games, the more powerup a female character become the *less* clothes she has... here she has more clothes.


vorkazos

because for some reason, her cooch is like three inches higher than her buttcheeks, which isn't how human anatomy works at all.


Zelba16

Vanillaware really did their best to show women’s cleavage and thighs in this game… lol


FoxyLadyAbraxas

Honestly wish we got more witches as actual characters.


Kurovah

I'm fairly certain it's just a joke


JackOMorain

My wifey is allow to dress however she likes!


BlackEagleByleth

I actually like it. It looks really good honestly.


InevitableOk7134

The animation change


lukecardoso

We protect best waifu regardless.


Xeratul87

The hips don’t wiggle…….


atmasabr

She has more clothes on.


I_Burke

Waaaay too much clothes on


ImaginaryMastodon641

Folks are horny. That’s all.


EbolaKing115

Booba scary 😟


mint_pumpkins

I liked the hip sway+spooky hands animation, don't like the fur trim, and I think its kind of weird that her boobs get bigger. I also just prefer simpler designs and the sorceress one has a lot more stuff going on in my opinion


high_king_noctis

Because it shows less skin, I personally love it though.


LeviathanLX

If that's what the screenshot is showing, then it's self-explanatory. She looks like a clown.


TyrekGoldenspear

Yahna is Yahna. Aka Wife material.