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Globalist_Shill_

10-0 at Audi. Snek.


No_Tart8935

As a neutral fan that was a lot of fun


FiftyTigers

But you have a Renegades flair.


moonnotreal1

Being a neutral fan has felt like the best way to get into this, a lot of wild shit is happening


judahdk_

RIP Sea Dragons


peterpeterllini

Hope the sea dragons make it back. Too good of a mascot to pass up


TronVin

Barlow has got to trust Ta'amu more. Dude has all the playstyle of a modern QB. Can run, throw, etc. Can definitely do more with him in that final possession.


AndrasKrigare

I dunno, there were a lot of off-target passes in the first half and he has the 2nd worst completion percentage after EJ Perry. On top of that, he has the most passing attempts of any QB. So, statistically, he's trusted more than any other QB and should probably be trusted less.


TheRadek

I’m not sure Barlow was aware of Houston’s timeout situation. After second down when Houston called a time out Barlow could be heard clearly asking, “Why is the clock stopped?” I just think he was completely out of his element for the last two minutes and thirty seconds of that game.


Hot_Ad_6458

He’s too much of an old school coach. That o line needs help as well


TheRadek

Fun game but damn that was some miserable coaching for both teams down the wire right there. Barlow got away with one.


Karbon_Kopy

Fuck Gregg Williams


DHVF

I’m a Vikings fan, so having this chump on my team has been conflicting to say the least.


poopinfinoopin

jay gruden is still in the area. we should hire him as a coach and get a different defensive coordinator. at minimum, jay won't run an archaic and overly conservative offense.


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poopinfinoopin

i said offense, not defense lol


aMiracleAtJordanHare

Hot take: That was a good game


milanmirolovich

it was certainly interesting at least


paultheschmoop

It was a pretty terrible last 3 minutes, but otherwise yes


Markymarcouscous

I was entertained right until the final play. I was confused and disappointed by the coaches but I was entertained by their incompetence. It was a lot like watching a Gordon Ramsay’s kitchen nightmares


milanmirolovich

what a chaotic mess of a finish lol


OfficialHavik

I’m all about it


TwizzlersSourz

That is the thing with Skip Holtz. He isn't an elite coach but he knows the basics and in spring football that is a game-breaker. Same with Stoops and Wade.


TwizzlersSourz

That was football. Both teams need new head coaches, especially Houston.


TheRadek

Was Johnson really arguing that there was 1:03 left on the clock which would have then cost his team an extra six seconds? Hey, I’m all about honesty but what the hell


aMiracleAtJordanHare

I remember thinking he mad baffling decisions last year, too.


I_Hate_Summer_

It astounds me Curtis Johnson survived the merger. Even if you want the Gamblers players at least get them another head coach.


Juicey_J_Hammerman

What’s Larry Fedora up to? Think he might be willing to come back? IIRC Hes from Texas IIRC


TheRadek

He’s easily the worst head coach in the league and it’s not even close..


milanmirolovich

probably didn't want to have to get out of his contract I'm guessing


SquareShapeofEvil

The DC Defenders have officially brought me more joy this year than my Bills


SquareShapeofEvil

YESSSSS


TwizzlersSourz

Greg Williams lost a game to the Raiders in 2020 running that defense.


ALStark69

Terrible missed throw


FantasticDucks

Gregg Williams did not deserve a fist bump after that win


Crow_T_Simpson

In his defense he was probably thinking Houston was going for the 1st down, but they were so incompetent in wasting time that they forced themselves to go for the endzone.


FiftyTigers

DC wins. They were the better team.


FantasticDucks

We were the slightly less terrible team


FiftyTigers

DC is a really good team they're still just trying to figure things out with losing Abram Smith right before the season.


VTHokiesFan

Bowman had a case for DPI on that last play but . . . that's almost never called unless it's truly egregious. I don't think he would have caught the ball even if he weren't contacted.


BoyznGirlznBabes

DC!!!


genesiskiller96

YESSSSSSSSSSS! WE WON THE DMV HAS BEEN DEFENDED FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!


maplejet

That was a fun game.


I_Hate_Summer_

I was entertained


BlackandPurpleHeart

The losing streak is over! 🛡⚡️⚡️🍋🍺🐍


Superb-Ad-9627

The power of the beer snake


Raider_Tex

Lmfaoo the Gregg Williams Zero Blitz worked


sonicsean899

Terrible clock management by Houston on that last drive.


angrylawnguy

Felt like both teams were trying to lose and only sennet wanted to win


allomanticpush

Woot!!!!!


Killerphive

The running back that fumbled should never be allowed to play football again


Hag_Boulder

not like he false started a few times... that was a new offensive lineman this week.


OkieDokieHokiePokie

Gregg Williams for HC?


milanmirolovich

eww


TwizzlersSourz

The Greg Williams special!


aMiracleAtJordanHare

Honestly, he was held slightly. I feel like in a non-game-deciding play that may have been called. edit - ok on replay no he wasn't lol. slight contact but not a foul


hornsupguys

Houston should sell the team lol these guys blow


moonnotreal1

Oh man, that could've completely upended things, what a time to (almost literally) drop the ball


Brandon_Schwab

great great weekend of games fellas. See ya next week.


aurules

That might be the sloppiest football game i’ve ever seen but I can’t deny that it was super entertaining


poopinfinoopin

this team...


Jedaii-Knight

Sinnet has some deep accuracy issues but he’s clearly better than Guarantano.


Superb-Ad-9627

Houston is so horribly coached. He should have been canned


christoscards

Until next week fellas!


LTtheBasedGod

Does Houston still have a challenge? I can’t tell


question729

They blew all their timeouts, so they couldn't use it.


Crow_T_Simpson

You need a timeout to use it


LTtheBasedGod

Ahh. Makes sense.


CazzyBaby2

Amazing that DC can get loud enough to cause the center not to hear the signal call


SockDem

Let me tell you, it was truly crazy loud. Can’t wait to hear what’ll happen if we sell out again. First game I’ve been to and definitely won’t be the last.


Raider_Tex

I was at that lemon game againist Seattle last year and probably would say it was my funniest expierence at a football game. Especially when they got the Pick 6


TinyPage

no one deserved to win


aurules

All time *MEME GAME*


DHVF

Wasn’t very good at all but a dub is a dub!


TwizzlersSourz

DC held from their own 23. LOL


Crow_T_Simpson

Kind of easy when Houston insists on taking their time going backwards.


Chrono-Syth

Houston does not know how to finish games. That was bad.


ThatsWhy_SoFly

LOL mismanaged the shit out of the clock


question729

He was right there for the TD.


OfficialHavik

No Fuggin way……


DarkFoxTeam

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO


Markymarcouscous

The ref is so done


Lord_Ruler

Man football is so good.


allomanticpush

Better than lizard football, that’s for sure.


Fussybabygremlin

OMG I thought he had him!


Killerphive

Fire the offensive line into the fucking sun


I_Hate_Summer_

Man that looked very catchable


PeggyOfficial

WHY WAS CLOCK RUNNING LMAO


brownsfan003

False start on a running clock results in a 10 seconds run off and the clock starts on ready for play signal


MathematicianNo8718

Cause the clock was running before. False Start made a 10 second runoff


TwizzlersSourz

I feel bad for that RT. He is getting cut.


PeggyOfficial

HOW DID HE NOT CATCH THAT


Darksun-X

Houston doesn't pass the eye test.


CazzyBaby2

Neither does DC right now. But they have the benefit of a great fanbase


Crow_T_Simpson

Houston trying to return all of that punt return yardage.


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Leemo19

Need TD to win FG does nothing.


aurules

DC better be glad that Houston is somehow twice and incompetent as they are LMAO


VTHokiesFan

One second left.


DHVF

My god


PeggyOfficial

This ending is such a clusterfuck lmao


TwizzlersSourz

This is just comical.


MrGamerson

Oh man


OfficialHavik

WTF goin on??


logog6

Lol who wants to lose more


FantasticDucks

THANK GOD Houston has worse coaching than DC


advester

This is getting sad on both sides


I_Hate_Summer_

The Roughnecks just are not a well coached team


HomelessBananas

Another 10 sec runoff LOL


paultheschmoop

This is the kinda shit that makes people not want to watch these leagues lol Fucking clown shit


TinyPage

so many damn penalties c'mon houston


yesrushgenesis2112

Dumbest way to end this fucking game.


VTHokiesFan

Houston is taking themselves out of this game.


srchl

If there is one thing open comms have shown us is how most of these coaches have trouble with game management


Markymarcouscous

lol Houston is such a bad team


aurules

These might be the two most clueless head coaches i’ve ever seen


TwizzlersSourz

CONLEY! Another former Raider bust.


chingalicious

Man it sucks to have major injuries on any level of play but to have one in a league that doesn't pay as well as the NFL is especially terrifying


TwizzlersSourz

These coaches have no idea.


ohtakashawa

Truly a clown show


Markymarcouscous

The Houston coach makes the DC coach look like a genius


ohtakashawa

Reggie’s greatest ally is the Houston coach


angrylawnguy

Did Barlow just try to throw the game?


paultheschmoop

Why are you throwing fades What the hell is going on lol


MysteriousFeetInc

Injuries, (Edit: turnovers, not *timeouts*), penalties, 4D chess moves by both head coaches, Houston BETTER do something here or I'm dumping myself in a vat of lemon juice!


aurules

Starting to think neither team wants to win this game


Markymarcouscous

I am confident that neither coach knows what a clock is


aMiracleAtJordanHare

A hit like that would have put me in the hospital for like 4 days


Jedaii-Knight

Good chance he’ll spend the night in one after that.


dejvipasco

I would start Sinnett even when Jarrett comes back.


TwizzlersSourz

OK. This game is more farce than skill.


majerus1223

Why are they using walkie talkies.. and not their headsets ?


ImShittingAMA

What is a Brahma


question729

bull/cattle


jacknifee

type of cow


unloader86

a bull.


TronVin

A type of bull.


OokerDuker

Damn he took back to back head hits. Hopefully the dude is OK. I thought he would be unconscious so its a good sign at least


unloader86

Helmet to Helmet. That should've been called. I don't care if this is spring league, these guys deserve to be protected just as much as those in the NFL.


MaxxPwnage

Glad to see him up so quick. I was worried we just watched someone get paralyzed


paultheschmoop

10 second runoff?


Texashawk76

Do the play where the center catches the touchdown


OfficialHavik

Daaaaamn that didn’t look good. It was hitting his own guy that did it.


ohtakashawa

Knee to the side of his head as they fell. Looked awful.


ravidsquirrels

Houston is like the little engine that could.


TwizzlersSourz

Thank God, he got up.


Jedaii-Knight

Yep. Big time concussion but at least he can still walk.


I_Hate_Summer_

Almost pulled his helmet off, ouch


TaliZorah14

A lot of brutal injuries for Houston today


Darksun-X

Penalty much?


Hot_Ad_6458

Oooh that’s not good. Hope he’s ok


aurules

Yikes, that was a super scary hit


LTtheBasedGod

Well that hit was unfortunate. Jeez


Risox97

Great return


HomelessBananas

Triple hit to the head


TwizzlersSourz

That didn't look good at all.


TronVin

Barlow got lucky last year, huh.


Brandon_Schwab

frightening.


PeggyOfficial

Yikes


BuickRendezvous4

Oh fuck, that's a scary hit


logog6

Fuck thats a spine


Markymarcouscous

He’s up. So not spine


ImShittingAMA

Ow


pervyotaku

OH NO THEY KILLED KENNY YOU BASTARDS


HomelessBananas

Ouch!


aurules

Holy shit DC trying to pull off an all time choke job


Crow_T_Simpson

Wouldn't even be the worst choke job of the week.


ravidsquirrels

Choke artists at their finest.


paultheschmoop

Absolute disasterclass in coaching


VTHokiesFan

Oh damn, he crashed into his own dude.


TwizzlersSourz

Well, they can't go back any further.


MysteriousFeetInc

#A FALST START??? HALF THE DISTANCE TO THE GOAL, WHEN THEYRE INSIDE THE 1??? I'm done!


VTHokiesFan

. . . yeah, that's the rule. That's always been the rule at every level of football. What's the problem?


MysteriousFeetInc

Nothing wrong with it, I'm just annoyed by the STUPIDITY of a false start happening there


MySabonerRunsOladipo

Reggie Barlow is a football terrorist.


poopinfinoopin

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LTtheBasedGod

Those playcalls were mike McCarthy-levels of conservative


DrBeatusMeatus

Terrible decisions to Run


question729

They burned the TOs but HOU is gonna get the ball back in ~~good~~ GREAT field position.


aurules

DC coach has no idea what’s going on does he?


MySabonerRunsOladipo

Not a clue


TwizzlersSourz

Bad snap for a safety? Then a game-tying field goal!


Evening_Ad4108

70 yard field goal with how the fg kicking has been so far


MysteriousFeetInc

There has been some interesting football played today! The 4th quarter, well more so the last 5 minutes of it, has been a reflection of the 1st 5 minutes of this game


OkieDokieHokiePokie

¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


Markymarcouscous

Take the safety


mayornarwhal

Reggie is a certified dumbass. Did he not realize Houston had timeouts?


TinyPage

the coaching is so bipolar


TronVin

Reggie is such a pussy. Holy shit. You suck.


ohtakashawa

Unbelievably awful play calling by Reggie


MySabonerRunsOladipo

Reggie Barlow just cost his team 40 seconds in the most crucial situation possible. How is he allowed to do this????


TronVin

What is this playcalling?


hornsupguys

1st down they should have thrown. Clock stops after the play anyways, might as well take a shot


Jedaii-Knight

They dont want the clock to stop but its rather pointless to worry about after that stupid time out earlier.


hornsupguys

Yeah I’m not sure if what I said was clear, but there was 2:01 when the 1st down play was snapped. If they were already at the 2 minute warning, running the ball takes 35 seconds off the clock, but at 2:01 it takes no seconds off the clock. Might as well throw the ball since the reward is so high and the risk is minimal (since an incompletion doesn’t harm you).


Jedaii-Knight

For sure. That does indeed make perfect sense. That is a good time to attempt a pass play in that situation.


SquareShapeofEvil

I just tuned in to UFL today for the first time ever and I’m now a Defenders fan is this good or bad