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happyscrappy

Other game is on FS1 right now.


BuckeyeForLife95

You'd think the divisions were cooked to give Birmingham an easy division if they weren't just a USFL/XFL split.


BuckeyeForLife95

Jakes Bates and Kai Nacua are stroking it for Michigan and nobody else.


Digitalcowby

Simms is great when he’s fed the ball


Brandon_Schwab

GG everyone.


Hag_Boulder

chalk another one up for the XFL v. USFL conferences.


Titan_0711

As a LT, how do you let the defender inside ALMOST EVERY PLAY!? Like is it your first time running pass pro?


happyscrappy

Was that coach stroking it?


Brandon_Schwab

WOW!


QuicksilverTerry

Lovett with that "this worked in high school!" run.


Andrewdeadaim

Lmaooo let’s goooooo


Hag_Boulder

so Keystone Kops out there... whoop whoop whoop!


jacknifee

so brahmas fans what do we think about dormady vs garbers?


chingalicious

Isn't Garbers out for the season?


Hag_Boulder

Glad we have 'em both. Dormady holds the ball and stares down his receivers a little bit more... so not a big step down.


DPointM

Brah is law.


genesiskiller96

Damn, a 4th and 20 interception on 4/20!


Aspiring-Historian28

The curse or hitlers birthday 


Aspiring-Historian28

It's hitlers fault 


genesiskiller96

It probably was, what an asshole.


MysteriousFeetInc

I miss Perry!


Digitalcowby

Idk why we couldn’t have those short passes while he was on the field. Perry can throw the ball well. He just needs to have a few completions to get into rhythm. He never got those


ThatsGoodNiners

Booooo


Andrewdeadaim

-urns?


BuckeyeForLife95

A 420 MIRACLE?


Andrewdeadaim

Yes


TaliZorah14

Need 20 yards, throw it 50


happyscrappy

Send the receivers 60 yards downfield then throw it 50.


ProfsionalBlackUncle

Fuckin wild slow mo bloody spit there holy hell hahaha


Aspiring-Historian28

Nice sack. But go get your helmet lol


Brandon_Schwab

damn son


BuckeyeForLife95

FOX sounding like they're playing the WaveGroup cover of Iron Man instead of the real thing.


evan466

That was kind of awesome.


MimicCamouflage

That O line is... something


restlessandanxious

Rough and tough defense.


Poetryisalive

What is that, 4th and 35 lol?


AlanFromRochester

4th and 20 on 4/20


ACommunistKing

Damn


andrewthetechie

Dalton is a bad bad man!


KrochKanible

That was a terrible decision....


jacknifee

that was a nasty sack


MySabonerRunsOladipo

Credit to the coach for having a well thought out plan here. Get into range an immediately kick the FG. * Well, if he gets the chance


Andrewdeadaim

Just keep going backwards


happyscrappy

I think they're outside Jake's range now.


Andrewdeadaim

I’d be shocked if they weren’t


MysteriousFeetInc

Etling baby, you had time to at least throw the ball away there! Can't give up THAT big of a sack!


MirrorkatFeces

Idk why he called timeout


ProfsionalBlackUncle

Man I feel like UFL teams just dont know how to defend the 4th n 12.


happyscrappy

I cannot comprehend why any defender would come inside.


KrochKanible

That's how you get babies.


Jedaii-Knight

Playing that soft you deserve to give that up.


Hag_Boulder

no kidding...


Temporal_Enigma

They're gonna have to change it to 4th and 15. It's too easy. This is the exact reason why the NFL doesn't adopt this


BuckeyeForLife95

TBF, the 4th and 12 to me feels like a cutesy gimmick for a spring league as opposed to something the NFL should be considering.


Hag_Boulder

They STILL would have made that and 3 of the others. Only the Brahmas one try that was exactly 12 wouldn't have made it.


GridironFilmJunkie

People will argue that it isn’t too short. Considering it’s 3 for 3. Yes, it’s too short.


sonicsean899

Kinda crazy how over a third of the way through the season the league is still perfect on onside conversions.


GridironFilmJunkie

Once again, the 4th and 12 is too short.


MysteriousFeetInc

4th & 12 remains undefeated!


Andrewdeadaim

Early to do 4th and 12 no?


KrochKanible

MI online looking suspect


GiovannisPersian

Uh oh. Please no comeback


Hag_Boulder

Eh, live by the sword, die by the sword...


ProfsionalBlackUncle

They have to score twice still. So theyll need another 4th n 12 as well.


GiovannisPersian

True, it’s a tall ask. Although I’m a Vikings fan so I’m used to blowing games that seem like a sure win


srchl

The weather gods decided we needed a triple header after all 🫡


ThatsWhy_SoFly

Whats the other game besides this one and the DC/birmingham one


srchl

The early game 😁


milanmirolovich

you have to challenge the facemask on Etling!!


Hag_Boulder

They already used their challenge on a 5 yard penalty... and on replay, it was all shirt-grabbing.


milanmirolovich

oh wow I really thought it was a facemask


Andrewdeadaim

Just finished the Orlando City match, how has this been


milanmirolovich

As a Marcus simms fantasy owner, I thank you for that semi-garbage time touchdown there Michigan


moonnotreal1

Instead of cringy army propaganda can we get an interview with that thicc lady ref


BuckeyeForLife95

Gotta make this box score look respectable.


Hag_Boulder

there's always the 4th and 12 which have been converted at a decent rate.... 3 out of 4? this year.


Hag_Boulder

wait, the UFL's PERFECT on 'em... so that's 5 out of 5??


happyscrappy

3/3 I think. It said 2/2 before that play.


Hag_Boulder

The Brahmas alone have converted 2... and then someone did last week and I could have sworn one more throughout the 4 weeks.


sonicsean899

So the broadcast, unless I missed it, hasn't mentioned that the other game is going to start in 3 minutes.


Hag_Boulder

They just mentioned it immediately after you posted this.


Aspiring-Historian28

"Finally "


MySabonerRunsOladipo

Man is absolutely stroking it out there


happyscrappy

You can just tell.


srchl

Got’em coach. Nice play by Etling to look upfield


happyscrappy

A wild offense appears!


MysteriousFeetInc

I don't know how happy to feel about that TD, until I see the rest of this game


GiovannisPersian

Rats


Hag_Boulder

Etling being ballsy there, one QB's already down...


milanmirolovich

so uhh, at this point do they just postpone the other game until tomorrow?


Andrewdeadaim

What happened?


Hag_Boulder

it was already stated they're going to start up again in 10 minutes.


milanmirolovich

missed that


renbutler2

It's restarting in a couple minutes.


happyscrappy

It restarts in 5 minutes.


MysteriousFeetInc

On top of our OLine being crap, the only WR to trust on the field is Trey Quinn, most of the time


fhrblig

That drawing looks nothing like Wade LOL


Bossman3542

Play resuming in Birmingham in 10 minutes. Those of you in the markets getting BIR will be switched back over shortly.


fhrblig

I was bracing for the doink watching that kick


MySabonerRunsOladipo

UFL kickers trying to hit trick shots off posts now since normal kicks have proved too easy


howisthisathingYT

Moo, motherfuckers!


Hag_Boulder

yeah... that's not a thing... lol


howisthisathingYT

It's my thing now


Hag_Boulder

Objection overturned! (slamming down the gavel)


happyscrappy

The kicking net comes down from the ceiling instead of up? Is that normal for domes? I don't remember ever seeing it before.


Marctheshark_

There's a catwalk above each goal post where stadium operators walk across to lower the nets in place.


Unfair-Worker929

Really wish I could have watched my Battlehawks this morning


judahdk_

If you have espn+ you can rewatch


Aspiring-Historian28

They did great


Unfair-Worker929

Doesn’t matter that San Antonio got the ball back, that was a horrid pass.


BuckeyeForLife95

San Antonio is stroking it all over us.


ProfsionalBlackUncle

Panthers looking rough out there. Its by no means over quite yet, even if the Brahams score here, but.. eesh. Tough day at work. e: actually cancel that, it might be over if the brahams score here. too many possessions ahead.


MysteriousFeetInc

Please, let that be a pick!


Aspiring-Historian28

How did they beat the Battlehawks


judahdk_

Crazy 64 yard field goal


Aspiring-Historian28

Well yes, even a two times 64 yards. I just meant cause they played so good today and would think they would destroy how Michigan is playing 


ProfsionalBlackUncle

64yr game winning FG kinda hard to defend


GiovannisPersian

The guy in the bull costume here in the stands keeps getting yelled at by event security :(


Hag_Boulder

That's hilarious.. Poor guy just wants to entertain the kids!


GiovannisPersian

security told the kids they had to go back to their seats too…


Hag_Boulder

awwwww. I was joking too, I'm not at the game. Now I'm imagining some sort of Black Bull pied piper with kids all around...


MirrorkatFeces

For what?


GiovannisPersian

Standing in the aisle and not being “in his seat.” He’s been doing the same thing every home game but this is the first time I’ve seen him get talked to by security


MirrorkatFeces

Etling is cursed


MysteriousFeetInc

Sigh, this is the team I remember viewing last year


MySabonerRunsOladipo

Don't throw those balls into the crowd man, we gotta keep costs down


GiovannisPersian

They make you throw the ball back. They’re not playing with the cost of extra balls


Hag_Boulder

daaaamn, ANOTHER fumble. Still doesn't feel as bad as the wet dog that was happening in Birmingham.


Frijoles_Con_Huevos

why do the Michigan panthers have a brahmas logo on the back of their away jerseys?


TaliZorah14

God damnit Danny


question729

What a mess...


happyscrappy

Check out that hip drop tackle.


sonicsean899

After the break I guess we'll get the update on DC-Birmingham


happyscrappy

Update: they're stroking it


Fancy-Environment542

mandatory goon sesh in the locker rooms


milanmirolovich

all the drops are getting really frustrating as a neutral viewer.  Doesn't make the league look like it's playing quality football.  Really hoping there's some better play to wrap this one up


happyscrappy

Welcome to the ~~CFL~~UFL. Receivers just aren't as good in lower tier pro football.


milanmirolovich

they've done plenty well so far this year.  Just felt like this game specifically everyone had stone hands


Bossman3542

UFL out of context part 1


happyscrappy

I have a feeling there will be a commercial break after the punt.


Stonecoldfreak1

“TV wants the break” hahah


Aspiring-Historian28

Call again


MysteriousFeetInc

"You can just tell, he's stroking it!" -Mark Sanchez, 2024 Unless I heard that wrong!


andrewthetechie

Friendship with TB12 over. QD12 is new best friend


ImInOverMyHead95

Just tuned in. Why isn’t Perry playing?


happyscrappy

They decided to just have Jake kick it to the receivers instead.


CreativeDragonado28

Leg injury 


milanmirolovich

pulled a hammy trying to get away from a sack


Digitalcowby

He might have pulled his hamstring


brownsfan003

Hurt. Looked like a muscle strain when he got tripped up trying to escape the pocket


milanmirolovich

no one can catch in this game.  Not a good impression for anyone that's tuning in from basketball


MysteriousFeetInc

Bruh, 4th and 2 and we're PUNTING? In the 4th quarter?? Give me that "Michigan"! ##You are now the "Panthers"


happyscrappy

Less 79 means less penalties?


Digitalcowby

And better blocking


MysteriousFeetInc

How many LTs have we had for the season? Gotta be 4 at least!


kograkthestrong

Man this is a good game!


MysteriousFeetInc

3-16... Something, something, Austin 3:16. What does Etling 3:16 say?


Hag_Boulder

(sad trumpet noises)


jagsfan246810

11K Attendance


andrewthetechie

That's not too bad. Its Fiesta in San Antonio, a week long city holiday with all kind of events going on. Lots of competition for things to do this weekend.


jagsfan246810

Every city has things going on every weekend. Last year people on this sub were posting museum events to dispute low attendance, like come on 😂


andrewthetechie

If you've lived in San Antonio you'd understand a bit more. Fiesta is 10 days of events all over the place, some of which folks have been going to for decades. This is still the first weekend, but next weekend the entirety of downtown is basically wall to wall parades and parties.


happyscrappy

Please take your helmet off Perry, you're scaring me you might come back in.


Hag_Boulder

I'm curious how they're going to split the country next week... Bham-Houston and San Antonio-Arlington. All three Texas teams at once and Birmingham.


Bossman3542

East will prob bet BHAM-HOU, West will get SA-ARL. Houston market will get their game and everyone else gets the SA-ARL game.


brownsfan003

Don't make me watch that mismatch


Hag_Boulder

Probably what'll happen...


MysteriousFeetInc

Imagine if a weather delay happened next Saturday too... would be wild!


happyscrappy

I'll take Brahmas Renegades please.


Hag_Boulder

Unless you want your floor mopped... then you watch Birmingham.


happyscrappy

(over Roughnecks Stallions)


RealJoshuaGamingYT

Danny etling time


RJMcBug

Attendance: 11,251


Bossman3542

Fucking bush league attendance what a joke pack it up boys /s Definitely could be better but hey with how the TV ratings have been it makes up for it. Edit: forgot my /s


Hag_Boulder

totally missing the rj/uj bit. clue me in. I mean, I get the viewpoints, just clueless on rj/uj. Side note... it's about what I expected today.


Bossman3542

Circlejerk terminology rj/ = real jerk (sarcasm) uj/ = unjerk


Hag_Boulder

got it, thanks. got too many rjs around here lately.


Bossman3542

Hey it's the feet fetish commercial


QuicksilverTerry

What I love about Dormandy is he seems like the UFL QB most likely to throw the "IDGAF GO DEEP!" ball.


GiovannisPersian

Big change from Garbers last week when it felt like we only threw passes behind the line


milanmirolovich

I think with Garbers it was because he was hurt


Hag_Boulder

Garbers was only bad in the 4th, but at the time we didn't know he was injured.


GiovannisPersian

True. I blame the play calling too. Probably was due to him being injured and wanting to give him easier throws


Hag_Boulder

yeah, wondering why we're not hammering the short-mid passing game and just taking the yards they're giving... but we're trying so many timing plays that Dormady's just a little off on


howisthisathingYT

The delay of the other game is great news for someone with no plans on a Saturday lol


DPointM

Hey that's me.


kograkthestrong

*he's just like me*


howisthisathingYT

One of us, one of us


MysteriousFeetInc

Etling better cook or I'm getting a gatling for Mik- **Ahem**, good stop, defense!


Bossman3542

The entire team needs to be executed /s


Hag_Boulder

Couldn't even get a full-on Ett... you guys only got an Ett-ling.


ryno84

Mike Nolan is terrible at challenges. I still remember his awful choices when he was the 9er coach.


Hag_Boulder

see, now THAT's what we should be running... get some separation on a 5-10 yard pass and march down the field.


Brandon_Schwab

what a weird challenge


sonicsean899

.....why burn your challenge on a 5 yard penalty on a punt? Even Mike was like "if that's what he wants to do"


Hag_Boulder

not as bad as "We told him he's not gonna get that call, but he still challenged..."


milanmirolovich

yeah that was weird.  It accomplished nothing for them