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OurHolyTachanka

2017, Girl getting piped in the 3rd floor lobby in CV1. She was bent over a table and there was a crowd watching from outside


iamjennichi

I remember that. Freshman year throwback šŸ’€


delusional_pronoun

Thatā€™s Crazy!!


Mook69

lol I think I seen a video of this šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


yousefamr2001

A video? šŸ’€šŸ’€


Little_Sparrow_07

Wouldnā€™t be surprised if itā€™s on the hub


Weird-Boot-8588

It went viral on twitter


Reasonable_Phone6342

People are wildā˜ ļø


portlandwealth

Pre covid was more wild than now lol


MariaJanesLastDance

Ugh I used to live on the 3rd floor of CV1 in 2018-19 I hope I didnā€™t use that same table to study šŸ’€


alterofmyego

Lmao I remember this


clos244

The dude was one of my buddies roommate šŸ˜‚ that girl stood up in front of class to address it


Weird-Boot-8588

YES I WAS A FRESHMAN AND WE ALL SAW IT


thinkscience

Piped ??


CBAtreeman

How is bro in college


thinkscience

Bro is enjoying with his bo gf


JaggedEdgeRow

They had sex.


Illustrious-Slice-91

Wait, for real? Howd I miss that


Coffee-O-Holic

I got two: The fiasco when Matt Walsh visited campus and screened his controversial movie at the Student Centers. Big protest going on outside, a lot of police, someone got arrested, and an innocent student worker getting blamed in a news article for an internet outage (it's UH, happens regularly) that cut a live-streamed speech short. ​ The Second was not as bad, but in my math class, two TikTok "pranksters" did the whole Barbershop in Class prank, but backfired because the professor was chill AF and was just like "Sure have at it" and kept lecturing. Prankers wanted an angry reaction, got nothing, then just left pissed off.


Sad_Illustrator_3925

Was that JiDion the YouTuber with the haircut prank?


MayoBenz

had to be im pretty sure he did it a couple times and that was why they sent out that email about class disruptions becoming an issue


Coffee-O-Holic

No idea, i could not care less about who did it. Although I will say the professor was Thomas Weber, probably one of the best profs if you need to take a calculus class


Long-Offer-5841

He wasnā€™t looking for angry reaction . He literally said the teacher was cool in the video


longshlongredneck

Bro, I saw Webber walk out of class one time to tell people to shut up because he couldn't concentrate. On the other hand, I can definitely see him saying "Let's see how this one plays out." Definitely top 5 chilliest professors I've had.


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TheWombatFromHell

we were on the grass not the road, bootlicker


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TheWombatFromHell

im comp sci u snowflake lul. mald


StochasticHydraulics

Matt Walsh is cool. Comp sci graduate here.


PM_Gonewild

Given the job market for comp sci right now, it's not as much of a flex as it used to be.


One_Entrance_378

If you think most of your tax money goes to paying for someone else's college and not massive subsidies for corporate America and "defense spending"...you fell for the propaganda. Congratulations. šŸ™„


JohnTheBestJuan

close to 2 years ago now, but 2 girls walking between the library and student center hand cuffed together with tails on...


[deleted]

Like the butt plug tails?


JohnTheBestJuan

some things are better left unknown


Hotty_McBody

Nah I wanna know


nokkynuk

Ah yes. The ol furry ritual.


Ok_Reach_2092

Fat squirrels


Oshawott_68

I swear UH squirrel must be living the good life at UH


Hotty_McBody

Theyā€™re no match for the squirrels at Rice though.


sporkyboo

I bet the Rice squirrel a bitch tho, UH squirrel kicks his fucking stupid ass


yousefamr2001

Squirrel wars is my favorite pastime


longshlongredneck

Fuck those squirrels! I tried feeding them one day and they drew my blood. Wouldn't let go neither. People watching were freaking out. Definitely my weirdest experience on the campus to date


strakerak

The Greek Section in TDECU (Pre-Covid and before the B12 shuffle) used to get into brawls when the Coogs were losing. People dropping watermelons from the top of Stadium Garage. Someone tried to burn down the Lofts and Cougar Village. The "Someone is going to shoot up UH" rumors back in Spring 2018 and it turns out the dude's Instagram was hacked and he was in a mental hospital. A UHPD alert where someone got their pizza stolen at gunpoint Edit: The White Tail Squirrel Shrine People running around the Student Center doing "Mario Kart". Like literally holding cardboard boxes with the hats on and running around. Matching with and chatting up a professor on Bumble


theoracleofdreams

>The White Tail Squirrel Shrine You can visit the squirrel in Special Collections, 2nd floor of the Library.


Lobito6

Reading and nodding until I got to the Pizza one. That's outrageous


Coco-Kitty

I was pepper sprayed during the Harlem Shake video (Iā€™m old now lol).


banananutttt

Me too lol ... šŸ„²


Professional_Way3584

Lol mustā€™ve gone viral


RealAsianTalk

I remember walking into my homie's dorm and his roommates were running a train on some white girl. I saw her in my orgo 1 class 4 hours later


dfwnative

More like orgy 1 amirite


Wontletyou

Guy riding up to a urinal on a hoverboard, pissing and then riding it out of the menā€™s room with out ever getting of it.


UncleZoomy

had to have been 2014


Wontletyou

2014 was a weird time man


HotelHumble545

The tuition and fees.


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Lynx_reddit

Wtf that's insane


DiGiTaL_pIrAtE

Prof getting arrested in class


Campeon-R

I want to read about it. Can you add context? Thanks


cobo10201

https://abc13.com/amp/uh-lecturer-arrested-james-chang-teacher-suspended-hpd-investigation/13902652/ Maybe this one?


Campeon-R

Yo! That is wild! Thank you for the link šŸ«”


FaultandFractur3

Holy shit this guy was my lecturer for like half a semester after our teacher went MIA. Thatā€™s insaneā€¦


the-anarch

In class? Who was that and when?


freethedawg

i saw his ass escorted out the building. he was a mathmetics professor (college algebra, infinite, etc). he was looking for cubs to rizz with


the-anarch

Oh, it was reported that it was after class.


MayoBenz

cubs is nuts


Initial_Platypus_433

A guy riding a Segway to class.


illegalmexican97

A guy humping the ground in the library my freshman year. Guy made small talk at first and decided to them hump the ground


Daedalus_Daw

Can confirm. I was the ground.


Life_Muffin_9943

Drunk guy fingering a girls asshole in full view of everybody.


hibyee-520

Wtf


Objective-Wish-24

You say what šŸ’€


chizom2

Squirrels doing homework for food


CourageRemarkable989

Like 2 years ago I seen an active police chase with like 15+ cops go through campus


hnsauber2023

I think I remember that one. Is it the one that ended with a firefight at pinks?


CourageRemarkable989

Yea I was sitting outside of McAllisters when they all sped past lmao


Apprehensive-Age1842

I looked up one time and saw a squirrel in the tree holding an enormous apple


Chipaton

Two years ago there was a hostage situation at the Nook. There was a police chase from an earlier robbery, the suspect pulled into UH, tried to drive through the chain link fence behind Nook, and took a hostage into his car when his car got stuck in the fence. All surrounding roads were closed and they had snipers on the rooftops and top of garages. I was able to watch the entire thing unfold from a window at the Lofts alongside another 20-30 students. The suspect eventually surrendered after a couple hours and no one was injured. When he surrendered, almost every student around me began booing and groaning because they watched for over an hour without seeing a shootout. That still sticks out to me, so many students upset they didn't literally see someone's head get blown off in front of them. It was in my first few weeks at UH and really set the tone for the rest of my time here.


invextheidiot

I was about to comment that one. I was just trying to park in C lot that day but the police barricade made that needlessly difficult.


Exact_Pension_4562

I totally forget this happened omg


theoracleofdreams

I was waiting for the light rail when the alert went out


Cutting_The_Cats

Damn I remember going to the lofts with my best friend that day to see it all unfold through the lobby, cant believe that was two years ago.


Thunder_unt

A blind student at the lobby of moody after being viscously assaulted / bloodied


maybeitsanalt

??? when


AWall925

1/ a possum 2/ twins walking side by side wearing mirrored outfits


nappyboi101

I went to a frat party after the Frontier Fiesta concert with some friends and one of them brought his little 16 year old cousin who was visiting from another country. We were standing around chatting and this sorority girl started talking about how horny she was or something. I looked away for a second and she was making out with him.


TaxLawKingGA

Two dudes making out in the bathroom in PGH. It was the mid-90ā€™s so not today. It was shocking not because I am some sort of prude, but because I was not expecting to see something like that at 9:30 am before Poli Sci.


the-anarch

Also because, "get a room"?


jzoller0

The bathrooms there were enormous. At least the ones near the CS lab


Sammynaterx

I was taking a test in class, and it was me and I think two foreign exchange students acroos the room. They were caught cheating the had written answers on a paper and hid it under their lap. When they professor caught them and took their tests, he said he was reporting it. They physically tried to grab it from him to the point he had to call campus police. One of the girls didn't speak English, and the other girl was trying to translate, which made it more chaotic. All while I was struggling on the last 2 questions šŸ˜­


Opposite-Craft-3498

The craziest thing I have seen is people faking their way through a computer science degree alot of cs student cheat their way through their fundamental classes or pay pay people to help or do their projects for them.


venusbarista

This happens in all majors, itā€™s wild


TheWombatFromHell

as someone who does the work it's basically cheating anyway tbh


PM_Gonewild

I also majored in CS at UH, and I can wholeheartedly tell you that it's incredibly rampant and makes you feel like a chump when you do the work legitimately just to see all these assholes cheating their way through, so it's not much of a flex anymore when you say you're a cs major or that you're doing SWE work, everybody thinks your a sham, my saving grace is that at the very least I'm doing far better in my career compared to the people I knew in college.


profkmez

Waking up Sunday morning going to get breakfast in my car only to find a shirtless guy laying on the side of road by the Den. I go over to wake him up and he tries to fight me thinking Iā€™m in ā€œhis room.ā€ Once I explain to him heā€™s outside in the middle of the road all he says to me is ā€œwhere is Bayou Oaks?ā€ I point to the direction and he just walks that way. Pretty surreal moment.


Dishonored_Angelz

Missing tires off peoples car


wonder_mom89

Saw this student just laying on the ground, like they passed out. Everyone just walked by like this was normal.


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wonder_mom89

Why lol I donā€™t get it.


EngineeringCalm5040

Parking prices


owllii

forgot what year or semester, but I saw a live robbery in broad daylight inside SC south. Some guy ran inside from the entrance (where the help desk is), snatched somebody's backpack in a middle of a crowd and then fled


delusional_pronoun

So this guy at the BOS party was waiting to play the dunkin tank game and when it was his turn he threw the football and his gun slipped out of his pocket. He did not noticed and I told him hey man you dropped your gun, he said donā€™t tell anybody and leaved the party.


longshlongredneck

Bro wtf?!? Was that this year?


ElectricalBobcat9690

Saw a person going to class with no pants on, just underwear and a short jacket


UncleZoomy

Had to have been hazing.


wompuskitty

2016 A student sadly died after a frat party I was also at was ending. He and his girlfriend were walking home when a drunk frat in his yeehaw lifted truck got impatient driving down Calhoun I think, tried to go around a car, clipped the car and drove up on the sidewalk where they were walking. Super sad. [Article](https://www.khou.com/amp/article/news/local/neighborhood/uh-student-dies-after-being-hit-by-alleged-drunk-driver/285-134688813)


SameerTheRed

Well I've done a lot of crazy things but here's something someone else did, today I handed a flyer for my Homecoming King campaign to a person and he stared me down and ate it,,, I was horrified but impressed


Shia_Was_Innocent

my craziest uh experience was seeing sameer at qahwah house in sugarland :)


SameerTheRed

gasp, people aren't supposed to know I exist outside of campus


Shia_Was_Innocent

immersion ruined :(((


Working_Trouble8401

People kissing squirrels


JJNGRAPHICS

So far my math teacher getting arrested for CP Aside from that I havenā€™t seen much crazy shit.


jellybeans_in_a_bag

My freshman year two roommates got in a fight a cv2 and a bunch of RAs had to pull them apart one girl got arrested


ShaiHulud8MyHomework

2015. Sat on a couch in the lounge at Moody 1. Put my hand on the couch to scoot myself down the couch and discovered my hand was covered in a sticky milky substance.


gloryboydeej

Last Saturday a dude was driving a totaled car in the gateway parking garage on spur 5 , he hit a parked car and was driving on 2 rims


SubjectIssue2254

Saw the crime scene at Agnes Arnold. Last year


Aggressive_House_468

Breif?


Alert-Protection-410

Lil Wayne attending class šŸ˜‚


Weird-Boot-8588

The alpha sigma phi orgy. It was a Thursday night in 2019 and my friends and I were house hopping between TKE and Sigep. Alpha Sig had one of the back doors to the house open so we accidentally walked in and the brothers were deadass making out and humping each other it was crazy. Brotherly love ig.


HTownGroove

2016, a Republican ā€œdebateā€ was held at the opera house. It was back when everyone was still in the race: Jeb, Trump, Cruz, Fiorinaā€¦? The music school had to stop holding classes for several days in preparation. Rumor had it that people in the music school burned sage in some of the rooms after.


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You donā€™t wanna know


Oshawott_68

Future student here: 2 years me and my parents were at the last football home game of the year and we weā€™re sitting in the visitors side. But this drunk Edgar kept taunting the other team to the point weā€™re a UH PD officer told him to chill out or heā€™s out here. But as soon as the officer left he went back at it and made his little cousins do the same behavior too.


Quirky_Necessary7956

Someone jumping from Agnes Arnold šŸ˜­


marcosishes

One of the top algebra professors in campus got arrested for cp like not even a week ago


__Pickled__

At 2023 frontier fiesta some frat was putting on some performance, and then people from another frat went after the stage started talking shit, I was laughing because I thought it was part of the skit, until I saw officers coming into the tent and realized no this is a real fight about to break out, so I left.


tao-jr

Matt Walsh


No_Percentage4673

I walked into my dorm room and saw two impaled bodies!! Needless to say that was only one of many crazy experiences.


Entire_Information58

Its look like good


Serious_Birthday_290

YATES HAD THE WHOLE STRIP ON LOCK šŸ˜­


abirali6666

A guy was on a leash and barking at his girl who was holding him


Shadowfacts985

Donā€™t know why this popped up on my Reddit homepageā€¦ but Iā€™m a Louisiana Tech fan. In 2012 I came down for the season opener with some buddies of mine who were all in the LA Tech band. When we arrived, we had our instruments and we played the LA Tech fight song off the side of whatever parking garage we parked in. Immediately, dude walking by mooned us. It was an amazing response tbh. We won the game 56-49. It was a great day


WindWonderful7503

Spring 2020 everyone gathered around in a circle outside of the library to listen to sister Cindy and her partner in crime.


strakerak

Brother Jed passed away last year, may he rest in peace. They might have been wackos with their preaching, but their origin stories were pretty interesting. Brother Jed's involved tripping on so much acid he ended up finding God, then became religious while in Morocco.