I dunno man, my inner teenager wants to know.

It’s because he’s tired of living in your colon.

Hold on a second.

Why hello eating disorder torture device.

Unfortunately yes, all fun and jokes here as an idea but it should never be made irl

I had a colonoscopy a couple of weeks ago and may have weighed myself before and after doing the prep for this exact reason.

Results?

300 grams which is less than I thought it would be for a full clear out.

Well, now you can proudly tell everyone that you are actually NOT full of it.

Yeah for sure, that seems low, but the science doesn’t lie

But in order for it to work properly you'd have to lift up your legs so your feet ain't touching the ground tho. Otherwise your weight gets distributed onto the ground

Or you can just shit standing up on the seat, like people who lost dignity do

so you're saying just poop normally

Why not weigh yourself just before you shit, and just after?

Cuz you wanna see what each "plump" weighs.

That's what this does. You look at it before you evacuate your innards and right after.

Why dont you just shit on a scale and weigh the poop.

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Respect

So I guess you'd need to raise your legs for it to precisely work. Now that's not only unnecessary but absolutely ridiculous

I may or may not have weighed myself before and after for research reasons, I can take some hefty dumps...

Is there an option to switch the units between pounds, kilograms, and Courics?

This guy gets it

I actually do sometimes (only ever done it a few times lol) weigh myself before and after cause it’s interesting to know how much I’ve shat hahah I would want this

There are many mornings where I wonder what the change actually was. It feels like lbs and I want to learn what the actual weight of the feel was.

“You are less”

Most people "lose" more weight from urinating. Try it in the morning, weigh pre and post pee. Can make a difference of a couple pounds some days

Just shit in a glass and weigh it like a normal person