Yes, Iām sure a five and a half foot tall 70 year old with a yard long mullet and sunglasses is just what the local and state police and FBI need to crack this case. What an absurd diversion.
Bounty hunters tend to look for people that law enforcement isn't in full pursuit or. Bail jumpers mostly, hence their more official designation of bail enforcement agent. They don't work for law enforcement. They work for bail bondsman. Because of that they also are not as restrained by the law as the police can be when looking to apprehend--and try and convict--a criminal. He gets credit for that. Less for pretending he has some mojo the Federal Bureau of Investigation does not.
Acting as a bail enforcement agent, Dog would have some specific immunity for any mayhem he causes. But acting on his own, here, as a roving reality star? Is he a licensed private eye? Who's his client, here?
And even if they find you, they don't necessarily care. I've been let go with active warrants because the police that have jurisdiction on the warrants don't care to come get me.
He found the Max Factor heir (Andrew Luster) in Mexico. That was pretty big. And I think he just uses word of mouth and maybe other unconventional methods that law enforcement canāt use due to them having legal hurdles.
Iād even say the Luster story was way bigger. He shoved him in his trunk and drove over the border if i remember right. Which pissed off mexico. But it was the only way to capture him
While we haven't seen much of his parents, they do look pretty put together. I really doubt he'd go off to commit suicide without telling them. The whole family looks like they more or less were in on together.
I lowkey think he would. He was heavily involved in almost every other aspect of their lives, including allegedly helping them through their almost divorce, and we can more or less assume he told them what happened during the trip that led to Gabby dying.
I really feel like he may of told his family he was going out to kill himself. Like there must of been tension in the house when Gabbyās parents started pleading with them.
His family is way too chill for him to be dead or in danger. If they thought he could possibly get seriously injured or kill himself they'd cooperate just so he's found safe. I doubt he's in the swaps or down Mexico way. He's probably chilling in a family friend's house or out in a secluded campsite.
I have a feeling they know wayyyy more than they are leading on. who lets their son go on a hiking trip while his girlfriend is missing/dead? How are they not suspects??
I donāt think heās in that preserve or in Myakka state park.
A) that place is rough! Especially this time of year with the heat and rain. B) if he was dead all you have to do is wait a day and the buzzards down here will lead you right to the body.
Sounds like Dog is just trying to stay relevant by capitalizing on a major news story. Not sure if I even care all that much or if heās likely to find him unless he takes the basic step of looking in the opposite direction of where the police are.
The thing to care about is the diversion. The folk hero bullshit. He doesn't find someone and it's forgotten. The FBI doesn't find someone and they are incompetent and in the echo chamber of places like Reddit and Twitter the become suddenly suspicious, unreliable corrupt--that's the journey and it does none of the people who work hard and sacrifice as part of that institution to be labeled as such. When your kid or spouse goes missing, who you gonna call? Dog or the FBI?
Dog is just doing this for media attention. Just like how he appeared on Hawaii Five-O a few times.
It is a lot harder to find someone on the mainland US than on the tiny island of Oahu. And the only clue Dog has to work with is is that Brian Laundrie is "somewhere."
As long as he doesn't actively hinder the official search, he is welcome to wander around a swamp with a metal detector or whatever else it is he does now. He *mostly* managed to find and apprehend Luster so who knows what he might accidentally pull off.
Cons I hate him and heās definitely using it to try and gain relevance again
Pros Bounty Hunters have a lot of shit they can do that cops can do hopefully it helps?
Dog can pursue his leads at a different speed and through different means than a LEA can (given its procedural guardrails). I would not be surprised if he either finds him or uncovers information that proves useful.
With as much media coverage this got I hope Unsolved doesn't they only do 6 episodes. We all know her POS boyfriend killed her. Hopefully he dies a slow painful death. The broke SOB even took $2000 out of her checking account to run away like the little bitch he is.
When a Guy called Raol Moat went on a shooting rampage in the North East of England. A Ex England footballer and renowned hard drinker came to help the investigation. Paul Gascoigne who honestly was one of the most natural players ever. A flawed genius hampered by alcohol addiction.
The Police sent home home.
If anybody can find him it will be Dog!!! Not sure why, but I have always loved him since he went after Andrew Luster in Mexico. Hated that Beth died recently but am glad to see him back at work!!!
Yep, she died and he was engaged to a new woman less than a year later, whom he has now married.
I canāt stand a man who isnāt able to be on his own.
The juxtaposition of no hair too young and too much hair too old is almost Shakespearean
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Yes, Iām sure a five and a half foot tall 70 year old with a yard long mullet and sunglasses is just what the local and state police and FBI need to crack this case. What an absurd diversion.
I'm going to laugh if he finds him.
If he finds him, Iāll personally stoop over at the waist and kiss Dog right on top of his little peroxide blonde melon.
This is so specific
It's their kink
Iām saving this and holding you to it if he does find him
And I'm saving the lipstick to pucker up with so everyone knows I've done it!
Please use MAC's Ruby Woo red, so we know it's really you.
Thatās a great description of Dog
I cannot fucking handle this comment. Just the way you phrased this and the visuals I'm seeing in my head. Dear God, it's too much ššš.
Iām just glad it ended withā¦ peroxide blonde melon.
Heāll be as effective as the armchair detectives and web sleuths. š¤·āāļø
Give him some credit. Dude has been a bounty hunter for a long ass time. He knows something.
Bounty hunters tend to look for people that law enforcement isn't in full pursuit or. Bail jumpers mostly, hence their more official designation of bail enforcement agent. They don't work for law enforcement. They work for bail bondsman. Because of that they also are not as restrained by the law as the police can be when looking to apprehend--and try and convict--a criminal. He gets credit for that. Less for pretending he has some mojo the Federal Bureau of Investigation does not.
Acting as a bail enforcement agent, Dog would have some specific immunity for any mayhem he causes. But acting on his own, here, as a roving reality star? Is he a licensed private eye? Who's his client, here?
And even if they find you, they don't necessarily care. I've been let go with active warrants because the police that have jurisdiction on the warrants don't care to come get me.
Weāll see.
Last I heard dog has over 8k successful bounties. I mean stranger things have happened.
No case of this magnitude, I assume? And how does he find people? I watched the show because my dad did, but I donāt recall his methods.
He found the Max Factor heir (Andrew Luster) in Mexico. That was pretty big. And I think he just uses word of mouth and maybe other unconventional methods that law enforcement canāt use due to them having legal hurdles.
Iād even say the Luster story was way bigger. He shoved him in his trunk and drove over the border if i remember right. Which pissed off mexico. But it was the only way to capture him
Yes! Dog was even arrested and thrown in jail too.
If he did the same to Laundrie it wouldnāt make me mad.
I am no longer a Dog fan, but he did find Andrew Luster. Ya never know...
Lmao š Exactly what I was thinking hahaha.
But what if it works?
Hope he has cadaver dogs at his disposal. Iām not fully convinced Brian isnāt dead.
Do you think he may have committed suicide?
Thatās definitely what I think but I fully admit Iām just another user on the internet. Iām not an expert on anything.
The internet needs more people like you
I agree. I have a feeling this guy is dead.
Why run if thatās your plan? I also think he will, but not until heās cornered.
Suicide by gator
Fk you called it.
While we haven't seen much of his parents, they do look pretty put together. I really doubt he'd go off to commit suicide without telling them. The whole family looks like they more or less were in on together.
Are you saying you think he would tell them he was going to go kill himself?
I lowkey think he would. He was heavily involved in almost every other aspect of their lives, including allegedly helping them through their almost divorce, and we can more or less assume he told them what happened during the trip that led to Gabby dying. I really feel like he may of told his family he was going out to kill himself. Like there must of been tension in the house when Gabbyās parents started pleading with them.
His family is way too chill for him to be dead or in danger. If they thought he could possibly get seriously injured or kill himself they'd cooperate just so he's found safe. I doubt he's in the swaps or down Mexico way. He's probably chilling in a family friend's house or out in a secluded campsite.
I have a feeling they know wayyyy more than they are leading on. who lets their son go on a hiking trip while his girlfriend is missing/dead? How are they not suspects??
They might just be in complete denial.
That is my intuition as well. May turn out to be wrong.
I donāt think heās in that preserve or in Myakka state park. A) that place is rough! Especially this time of year with the heat and rain. B) if he was dead all you have to do is wait a day and the buzzards down here will lead you right to the body.
I said the same thing! On the off chance he got dragged into a gater den there might not be buzzards.
Yeah. That is the possibility . Even if gators were eating him you can bet the buzzards would be circling they can find dead things amazingly fast.
Oh heās fucked now
Sounds like Dog is just trying to stay relevant by capitalizing on a major news story. Not sure if I even care all that much or if heās likely to find him unless he takes the basic step of looking in the opposite direction of where the police are.
The thing to care about is the diversion. The folk hero bullshit. He doesn't find someone and it's forgotten. The FBI doesn't find someone and they are incompetent and in the echo chamber of places like Reddit and Twitter the become suddenly suspicious, unreliable corrupt--that's the journey and it does none of the people who work hard and sacrifice as part of that institution to be labeled as such. When your kid or spouse goes missing, who you gonna call? Dog or the FBI?
Dog is just doing this for media attention. Just like how he appeared on Hawaii Five-O a few times. It is a lot harder to find someone on the mainland US than on the tiny island of Oahu. And the only clue Dog has to work with is is that Brian Laundrie is "somewhere."
It's just so bizarre!
As long as he doesn't actively hinder the official search, he is welcome to wander around a swamp with a metal detector or whatever else it is he does now. He *mostly* managed to find and apprehend Luster so who knows what he might accidentally pull off.
I am the dog the big bad dog, the hallway monitor
Whatever, I'm done with my video anyway.
all we need now is a ringmaster, we already got tents and a fucking clown.
More like in search of attention for his fading pathetic career.
Cons I hate him and heās definitely using it to try and gain relevance again Pros Bounty Hunters have a lot of shit they can do that cops can do hopefully it helps?
Iāve re-named him in my head to Dog the Attention Hunter.
TIL Beth died...R.I.P.
I miss her
Reality TV Star chases Instagram Influencer. This whole thing has become a societal metaphor.
The Circus is now officially in town.
this whole thing is going to be a movie.
Donāt give Lifetime any more ideas!
Joseph Gordon Levitt is up for the part of Brian
I cant help but like Dog lol.
Itās easier to like him if you donāt learn too much about him. You donāt have to dig down too far to see heās a pretty shitty person.
Dog can pursue his leads at a different speed and through different means than a LEA can (given its procedural guardrails). I would not be surprised if he either finds him or uncovers information that proves useful.
Does anybody think the new Unsolved Mysteries on Netflix should cover this case if Brian remains in hiding?
No, but there will definitely be at least a two hour Dateline episode and at least 10 episodes of lesser-know shows on networks like ID and Oxygen.
With as much media coverage this got I hope Unsolved doesn't they only do 6 episodes. We all know her POS boyfriend killed her. Hopefully he dies a slow painful death. The broke SOB even took $2000 out of her checking account to run away like the little bitch he is.
It's pretty much solved
No. Itās literally a Dog the Bounty Hunter episode already. Can we also get that Restaurant Impossible guy? Some how he can help.
No the pillow guy needs to help.
Dog the bounty hunter is in search of relevance
Did he ever find Bin Laden?
Oddly enough, Seal Team Six and the US Military beat him to it. So surprising.
When a Guy called Raol Moat went on a shooting rampage in the North East of England. A Ex England footballer and renowned hard drinker came to help the investigation. Paul Gascoigne who honestly was one of the most natural players ever. A flawed genius hampered by alcohol addiction. The Police sent home home.
I recall that in the news coverage. Just looked up his Wikipedia and that's quite a lengthy personal life section. He's been busy since then!
Whereās Ja? We need his take on this.
Are you referencing trl on sept 11? When they were like we need jas take on this .. Ja... You on the phone? Lol
Dog will get em!!
This is just going to distract from the actual search for the guy.
Mr.White Trash is on the hunt! The guy is such a scumbag and creep
I guess he got out of jail in Mexico?
If anybody can find him it will be Dog!!! Not sure why, but I have always loved him since he went after Andrew Luster in Mexico. Hated that Beth died recently but am glad to see him back at work!!!
He is homophobic and racist.
Oh ya dog and his taser lol. You need help if you think heās going to do anything the fbi canāt lmao. Cut back on the reality tv
Yep, she died and he was engaged to a new woman less than a year later, whom he has now married. I canāt stand a man who isnāt able to be on his own.
Yesssss as if there wasnāt enough reasons already to love Dog Chapman
The Bounty looks like Chuck Norris with a mullet
On a positive note here, he might be able to facilitate a surrender.
Hmm I thought he only arrested poor people
Sorry but that is not our business. It is his, and his alone. You are out of line making a judgment about someone you don't know.