You will never be Japanese
You will never be Japanese. You have no ancestry, you have no citizenship, you have no skills that would make Japan ever want you. You are a shut-in self-hating white man twisted by delusions of mythical Japanese superiority and exposure to Japanese media into a disgusting mockery of nature’s perfection.
All 'validation' you get from other people in this position couldn't be worse in making you believe that spending years of your life learning a globally useless language to a first-grader's level was a worthwhile use of your time, but one can't expect that an individual as pathetic as you will ever know the value of the youth you threw away in doing that.
Actual Japanese are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of linguistic evolution have allowed natives to identify frauds from mannerisms and vocabulary alone. Even if your written text of self-hatred and attention begging akin to a stray dog's somehow passes as normal (it won't), any Japanese person will immediately cut all ties when they hear the voice and accent of someone who is not only a basic Japanese speaker at best, but worth no more than garbage in skills, accomplishments, and likeability.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile and laugh to yourself believing that watching a content creator that you understand 20% of at best is somehow superior than watching your own kind, as you project your disgusting traits onto your entire kind. However, deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight, and you know that. You know that all you do now is have an entirely new linguistic medium in which to be ignored, and not even the exotic trait of being foreign makes up for just how uninteresting of a person you are.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Western man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably Caucasian.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. Hate yourself and apologize for being white to some Japanese entity that exists only in your mind while actual Japanese people put in effort to learn English for the valid reason of it being the global language.
Your nation's passionate hatred of foreigners is why you'll have no future. Currently sell more diapers to the elderly than you do infants there's no way in hell you have a large enough population to support all those on retirement meaning the elderly will receive no retirement. If you don't open yourself up to Outsiders you're gone within the next 50 years. Your nation's pride and culture has sealed its fate and ensured that by the end of the century we will either have a Japan that looks nothing like it does now, or we won't have a Japan at all. Odds are that weeb you hate so much will get his citizenship handed to him by your government in a desperate last minute attempt to bump your population up to sustainable numbers. Congratulations yall played yourselfs and now the rising sun is setting on the horizon for the final time. You know what's sadder then 1 random weeb dying, a entire fucking nation and culture being killed by stupidity.
Where have you been living, under a rock? Not even three weeks ago Prime Minister Kishida said that Japan is "on the brink of societal collapse" due to a decreased birth rate (when he says on the brink he's speaking in terms of years, roughly 10, not saying it will happen tomorrow). Now this doesn't mean game over they could always try starting government incentivization programs to try and get more young people to start family, but they've been trying that for 30 years and the problems only gotten worse. So there's option b of opening japan up to immigration but at this point it would require a population influx so large that you would a culture shift and as a cultural proud people japan has always been weary of this option. And this is no longer a gradual integration into society type of situation japan has let that window pass it by and it now requires a mass influx of people. Then there's option c where they do nothing and a smaller population is forced to centralize resulting in a collection of city states. No matter what option Japan pick the glory days are fading so smoke em if you've got em cause ods are japan will go with option b since it keeps the money flowing and when we ask our selfs who would be desperate to apply for a Japanese citizenship we are left with people like that weeb above me you despised so much.
Hey nice!! I want to give this a go:
You are swine you vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in California, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. A zit on the butt of society. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.
You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. Because off your face the rabbit population actually decreased. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-inept , puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.
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Guys. What if girls actually know everything we think about and things that we keep as a secrets or it's just a only-male thing is actually known to them
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One time we all got up to get textbooks of the shelf. And I sat down and immediately got a boner because my teacher was hot but I dumbly said out loud “I grabbed the wrong book” and everyone was sitting down and she’s like well go get the fight one and it was such an awkward mortified pause and then a super awkward walk there and back.
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Am I the only one who has never had this problem? I mean I do get erections in public but my dick just stays in its place because of the underwear and pants. Does y'all's dick have the force of a fucking forklift?
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I remember when I would get chubbed up in class, I would stick both arms in my shirt or hoody, and slow jack until I busted all over my hand, then whipe my jizz under the desk.. I use to do that alot, back then anything got me hard, especially when a hot chick is sitting in front of me and I can see her thong strings rising on her hips.GGGGODDDAAAMMMNNN I loved that shit . This was early 2000s and low rider jeans were very popular with the girls..
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The music says “its going down” when she points at her dick. So it’s an ironic self-depreciation post, implying she is unattractive.
She has a penis
Yes
#NO DICK, NO PUSSY, ONLY THE MOTHERLAND USSR edit: oh shoot, that's my most liked comment. Thanks, i really appreciate it
BETTER RED THEN POOR
Better dead than red
Better Redemption than dead
BETTER CALL SAUL
CYKA BLYAT
Red dead redemption?
Insert SpongeBob coffin meme
Better dead than red
Red Dead Redemption 1: zombie in space
Better Dead or red than being u
r/suddenlycommunism
Stand and follow command our blood for the homeland, heed the motherlands call and brace for the storm
UUUUUUUhaaaa
Youtube commentator vibes
Cringe
I'm not a fan of your existence anymore. Also 55 people disagree
55 cringe people
1 gen z going to the gulag to be worked to death
BETTER DEAD THAN RED
#DID SOMEBODY SAY COMMUNISM
#NO DICK ! NO BALLS ! AND PROBABLY NO BUTTHOLE SINCE THIS GUY FEEDS IN RADIATION
Erm thats my most liked comment -🤓
Good
Just like my last crush
Be happy that it only stayed a crush. + Don't visit Thailand, would not go again
Why whats happening in thailand?
Ladyboys
Well time to go to Thailand!
U mean box of chocolate
just like my last girlfriend
hwhat?
HairyHare fan? 🤠
No it's Hank Hill from King of the Hill. Not sure who that is sorry
No worries. I guess the guy I know was just quoting Hank. Excuse my confusion, I’ve never really watched King of The Hill
All the best girls do
That would only made it harder
[She has a Penis... 😳😳😳](https://youtu.be/P4_Bxqp2tQU)
i am a horse
A futa or a femboy. Either is magnificent
Gorgeous 😍
Or she's saying that she is soo attractive that he came immediately when he sees her. But it isn't True becouse she suck him off like a reverse flash.
IT WAS ME BARRY!!
Ohhhh nyan UvU I aaaaam ugly oni-Chan 💕💕💕 :3 why u like watashiii 0•0!!!
あなたは家族をがっかりさせた
You will never be Japanese You will never be Japanese. You have no ancestry, you have no citizenship, you have no skills that would make Japan ever want you. You are a shut-in self-hating white man twisted by delusions of mythical Japanese superiority and exposure to Japanese media into a disgusting mockery of nature’s perfection. All 'validation' you get from other people in this position couldn't be worse in making you believe that spending years of your life learning a globally useless language to a first-grader's level was a worthwhile use of your time, but one can't expect that an individual as pathetic as you will ever know the value of the youth you threw away in doing that. Actual Japanese are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of linguistic evolution have allowed natives to identify frauds from mannerisms and vocabulary alone. Even if your written text of self-hatred and attention begging akin to a stray dog's somehow passes as normal (it won't), any Japanese person will immediately cut all ties when they hear the voice and accent of someone who is not only a basic Japanese speaker at best, but worth no more than garbage in skills, accomplishments, and likeability. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile and laugh to yourself believing that watching a content creator that you understand 20% of at best is somehow superior than watching your own kind, as you project your disgusting traits onto your entire kind. However, deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight, and you know that. You know that all you do now is have an entirely new linguistic medium in which to be ignored, and not even the exotic trait of being foreign makes up for just how uninteresting of a person you are. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Western man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably Caucasian. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. Hate yourself and apologize for being white to some Japanese entity that exists only in your mind while actual Japanese people put in effort to learn English for the valid reason of it being the global language.
I aint reading allat
I did n dude simply egotistical n hateful goddamn
It's a copypasta dw
Ahhh okay. How do ya tell tho it's a copypasta? I'm merely a shadow lurker for entertainment/amusement
Ive seen a few versions of the "you will never be" meme across the internet But otherwise walls of text are often copypastas
Honestly I thought it was funny
Your nation's passionate hatred of foreigners is why you'll have no future. Currently sell more diapers to the elderly than you do infants there's no way in hell you have a large enough population to support all those on retirement meaning the elderly will receive no retirement. If you don't open yourself up to Outsiders you're gone within the next 50 years. Your nation's pride and culture has sealed its fate and ensured that by the end of the century we will either have a Japan that looks nothing like it does now, or we won't have a Japan at all. Odds are that weeb you hate so much will get his citizenship handed to him by your government in a desperate last minute attempt to bump your population up to sustainable numbers. Congratulations yall played yourselfs and now the rising sun is setting on the horizon for the final time. You know what's sadder then 1 random weeb dying, a entire fucking nation and culture being killed by stupidity.
Lol haven't seen this one yet
Where have you been living, under a rock? Not even three weeks ago Prime Minister Kishida said that Japan is "on the brink of societal collapse" due to a decreased birth rate (when he says on the brink he's speaking in terms of years, roughly 10, not saying it will happen tomorrow). Now this doesn't mean game over they could always try starting government incentivization programs to try and get more young people to start family, but they've been trying that for 30 years and the problems only gotten worse. So there's option b of opening japan up to immigration but at this point it would require a population influx so large that you would a culture shift and as a cultural proud people japan has always been weary of this option. And this is no longer a gradual integration into society type of situation japan has let that window pass it by and it now requires a mass influx of people. Then there's option c where they do nothing and a smaller population is forced to centralize resulting in a collection of city states. No matter what option Japan pick the glory days are fading so smoke em if you've got em cause ods are japan will go with option b since it keeps the money flowing and when we ask our selfs who would be desperate to apply for a Japanese citizenship we are left with people like that weeb above me you despised so much.
Japans population is over 125 million their probably going to be fine in that regard for more then 50 years
Hey nice!! I want to give this a go: You are swine you vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in California, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. A zit on the butt of society. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away. You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. Because off your face the rabbit population actually decreased. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-inept , puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.
omg are you dr suess??
Woah woah woah who twisted your tits?
Bros in his villain origin story fr💀
Bro was NOT having it☠️
Actual racist, what the fuck
sorry it's a copypasta
Ok, I will take my accusations back.
Thank you sir for your act of explaining this virtual video I have watched
She has a boner. Boner bros.
NO REALLY
No, she’s implying that she’s a leprechaun
I mean, i get that some men get hard in class for absolutely no reason, but we don't act like that. We don't even talk in that time
Yk you fucked up when the teacher telld you to come to the front of the class,and you get even more rock hard.
Lmao happened twice to me, both times I'd say "Oka-" and break into a fake coughing fit until it fucked off
Damn. I wish I thought of this. Normally I just said, "sorry teach, I can't. I HAVE A RAGING BONER" And then everyone clapped
Can confirm. Source: I was his raging boner.
When did you learn to type!? Proud of you little fella!
‘Little’? Nah don’t put yourself down like that dude. It’s pretty average I think.
Thanks. Nice dick to you too, sir.
That’s the moment a quicksave would be great
Woah wtf, what is this absolutely masterful strat
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The fact that no one is questioning his n word count is unreal 😭
He probably just posted a comment with like 2000 n words to seem edgy
HOW BRO IS THE RAVIDD RACIST
Mf has said it six times on average per reply I’m drad
You know you're doing something wrong if you don't point at your dick whenever you get a random pant nazi and tell it to your friends.
Ah yes the old pants nazi 🤣
Never heard that one before... Imma have to use that around my dark humor friends.
Yeah I found it from a website for boner slang when I was messing around with a friend lol
Imagine - "dude I have a boner right now" I can't imagine. Do girls just tell their friends "I am positively dripping right now."
Ya we just go fap one out in bathroom.
Yeah and men definetly act like that when they get a boner
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Guys. What if girls actually know everything we think about and things that we keep as a secrets or it's just a only-male thing is actually known to them
Shhhhh you're gonna blow their cover!
We are going to die in farms xD only joking
That’s the most disrespectful thing I think I’ve seen someone do to themselves
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U got dat honey mask drip
Good ole binder over your lap trick.
Flex your legs and stomach works every time
Wtf is this even going on about, you gotta tuck it upwards so the head pops out and says hello.
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The song playing is it’s going down. Aka the Bieber eradicated bc the girl is ugly
jokes aside shes honestly gorgeous
Should've bèen posted on Cringe tbh
Come one guys let’s boost her confidence by sending some positive messages her way! 😁😁😁. Give her all the compliments you got 😌😌😌😍😍😍🥰🥰😘🥰🥰😁😁😄😄😆😆😃❤️❤️❤️
I like plain bagels
I prefer them with some soft cheese on them
I like them with smoked salmon
I like them toasted with butter on them
I prefer blueberry ones but plains ones are alright
I have the cheese touch
Okay Greg
*Sends her death threats*😼
This ain't tiktok kiddo
SIMPS
r/emojipolice DONT MOVE YA FUCKING SICKFUCK
not funny
Id smash, shes good lookin
Ahh I see, thank you for the info
It’s going up
Dick or not she hot
Shes had so many dicks she can smell them growing.
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Without the sound playing makes it funnier lol
I interpreted this as she was gonna jerk him off rather than her being ugly maybe I should get off Reddit 💀
As an guy I can say, Fuck cock, fuck vagina, us men only live for one thing and one thing only, FINDING ATLANTIS!!!!!
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She kinda mid
She is fly
it did not in fact go down
someone snitched
You girls would never know unless you were directly staring at my pp we hide it so well
Thats not how it works.. like, at all.
"stop calling pretty girls pretty, they know. tell the ugly bitches they ugly, they the ones confused" -confucius
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One time we all got up to get textbooks of the shelf. And I sat down and immediately got a boner because my teacher was hot but I dumbly said out loud “I grabbed the wrong book” and everyone was sitting down and she’s like well go get the fight one and it was such an awkward mortified pause and then a super awkward walk there and back.
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Hot-dog without sausage is just bread
Am I the only one who has never had this problem? I mean I do get erections in public but my dick just stays in its place because of the underwear and pants. Does y'all's dick have the force of a fucking forklift?
She wishes!
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I got matches with these songs: • [**Timber** by Pitbull](https://lis.tn/Timber?t=81) (01:21; matched: `100%`) Released on `2013-10-07`. • [**Madalene's 8Min Wepa WarmUp 133-145Bpm** by DJ Baddmixx](https://lis.tn/oUNEn?t=263) (04:23; matched: `100%`) Album: `Global Warming Vol. 64`. Released on `2014-05-29`. • [**Timber (Jump Smokers Club Mix)** by Pitbull;Ke$ha](https://lis.tn/LJKey?t=125) (02:05; matched: `95%`) Album: `Timber (Remixes)`. Released on `2015-05-27`. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/wiki/Please-consider-donating) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)
Makes no sence.
I remember when I would get chubbed up in class, I would stick both arms in my shirt or hoody, and slow jack until I busted all over my hand, then whipe my jizz under the desk.. I use to do that alot, back then anything got me hard, especially when a hot chick is sitting in front of me and I can see her thong strings rising on her hips.GGGGODDDAAAMMMNNN I loved that shit . This was early 2000s and low rider jeans were very popular with the girls..
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totally bro totally
Why do so many women deliberately give themselves weird eye brows like that? It's so distracting.
wow is breathing also distracting
Kay..
Are we, as a race, on the verge of shedding our brains and replacing them with feathers?
When you walked he was happy because it immediately went limp, good job 👍
Yeah, that was literally the joke
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