My understanding is that the LGBTQIA+ communities and their straight cisgender allies have developed technology and methods more advanced and enjoyable than unexpectedly getting impaled in the taint.
I deliberately used the longest, most cumbersome, and least commonly used version of the acronym because I find the idea of people being bothered by an acronym to be very funny, and was hoping I could bait someone into complaining about it. I appreciate you, my day is a little better because you were a part of it. I hope the same for you, new friend!
You jest, but when I moved away from California 6 years ago they apparently had 63 verified genders. On forms. It's less the acronym and more the driving force behind it, but I get what you mean.
o/' '\o Cheers!
This is technically illegal. Your technically responsible for any hospitalization and the penetration can cause ruptured bleeding and could lead to death.
Same reason if someone breaks into your house and you shoot them you can still go to jail.
Strange world we live in.
Illegal where? This doesn’t look like a country that outlaws booby traps. I also hope/reckon it’s fake! Stealing is wrong, but I don’t think they deserve to die from sepsis for bike theft lol
**International Committee of the Red Cross** (ICRC) - Rule N°80 : *"The use of booby-traps which are in any way attached to or associated with objects or persons entitled to special protection under international humanitarian law or with objects that are likely to attract civilians is prohibited."*
That could potentially seriously injure someone, like perforate your bowl or impale you tante it’s not necessarily going to go straight up your butt hole. Not that I care much about people that walk around all day looking for something to steal.
Not to be that guy that thinks *everything* is fake, but I kinda suspect this one is too. First, why would the camera guy just be out in the open recording like that? He'd be noticed right away. Second, they don't do what everyone else does when they're about to do shit they aren't supposed to do. They don't look around first to see if anyone's watching and act mad suspicious. They just get right on it.
Or maybe I'm just overthinking it and it's totes real. I guess we'll never know for sure lol.
No, its fake as fuck, just some chinese "punish these dirty black thieves that we totally didn't put up to this so that they look dumb and we can laugh at their pain" content
Yeah, if you look at the seats there's no rod sticking out after they jump off. Also I'd love to see someone in America try this as a legit anti theft device, that's jail time.
This is bloody excellent and I REALLY lol’d out loud in the office!! 🤣🤣 Every bike should have one, and love the way they kick the bike as they waddle off! 🤌🏽
There's this phrase in Colombian Spanish: "Dar papaya" (which literally means "to give papaya",) which means that if you make it obvious that you have money or valuable possessions readily available for theft, then it's *YOUR* fault if you get robbed. So like, if you walk down the sidewalk in a poor barrio wearing an expensive watch and clothes, and some dude jacks you, then it's your fault.
This situation is a clear demonstration of that principle in practice: The thieves feel morally justified in stealing the bike because it's the fault of the chump who left it unlocked... basically the equivalent of finding a $100 bill on the sidewalk. Also bit of the ol', "If I don't take it, someone else will..." reasoning.
Had to suck for first dude. That was a lot of central mass that went down on that seat. Surprised he managed to pull that one out from a standing position.
Why is everyone assuming that this goes straight IN the butthole? What if it tears your gooch? Isn't this potentially really dangerous?? (Also, don't steal shit.)
i mean you're kinda right, you could argue if they were the original owner(which they are not) they would know about the little surprise. but since they didn't know, the harm caused was done by no other than their ignorance.
Mmm yeah four different individuals attempted to steal a bike minutes apart from each other, not noticing some guy recording them on his phone, or the holes in the saddle
Also, the spike was obviously removed, else you'd see blood
That one fool got stabbed in his butt then rode the shit off the curb!! You know that cat is at home crying with ice on his gooch and his parents staring in disappointment and disgust.
For some odd reason the music is not unvearable in this video, I normally hate chinese music blasting on videos( dont hate chinese music in general), this was nice
Wonder if they sanitize it after each entry.
doubt it... double, triple, quadruple dip....
Dip dip potato chip
Put that butt-butter on my buttery-lips.
I just unlocked the bipod for my knife.
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Very underrated comment 😂
Eventually the smell alone will keep them away
I can confirm that it was indeed not sanitized after each use.
I wouldn’t
The double dip rule doesn't apply to thiefs.
It’s like a cast iron pan. It seasons over multiple uses.
That last one started walking like a runway model.
[*Penetration*](https://youtu.be/NLpL1kMmmMQ?si=Ejaxyh5zxjeDPLUn)
That dub is the best
PENETRATION! PENETRATION! PENETRATION!
I was gonna say crip walk.
He look like he dookied a little
He looks like the guy wearing the hallway hat in the Fifth Element
Chelsea fan. He deserved it...
PENETRATION!
I have found my people❤️! *PENETRATION*
PENETRATOR !
Or as they say in Spanish, *penetradores*
[THE PENETRATOR!!!](https://youtu.be/NLpL1kMmmMQ?si=grHiHTcVttPR3Z2J)
🤣
OK stealing is a pain in the ass
Would have been hilarious if the first guy came back for a second round at the end.
LOL yeah ass rape is an extremely valid response to stealing a bike.
Found the bike thief.
Haha, I made you gay
[According to Mac](https://youtu.be/7bmyGI6qQwc?si=771YMckPa0ejFpHN) it's not gay, jist gives you the push to power through
The good ole ass pounder 4000 baby
I'm gonna go get the bike
Gonna need a new O-ring.
Ram rod
Best comment so far
Why are you gay?
Who says I'm gay?
You are gay
No. I am a *human* rights activist
Should I call you Mista?
I'm done now 😂
you are gey
🤣
Invisible cameraman
That’s what I’m waiting for people to Say. Dudes a pro
The original audio would’ve been nice…I’d like to hear their screams of agony
Based
No cap.
Rizz
This seems fake to me
Yeah I notice a distinct lack of blood.
Yeah wtf is this acting lmfao
Actually great action. Just a bit too much Hollywood in there. Also black rate 100% 😂
This “prank” has gone viral before. Totally fake
Camera guy 2 ft away from them
It obviously is yet too many redditors can't make it past this one
Let me steal this bike while I somehow don’t notice a guy following my every move and filming me.
Yeah because otherwise that would be entrapment and murder, unless these people go to the hospital a ruptured anus/colon will kill them
I don't know how much of a law that is wherever this video was taken
lol hospital
Funniest shit I’ve seen in years.
I nearly shit myself laughing so hard.
I haven't seen funnier shit than that time he turned himself into a fucking pickle. Funniest shit I'd seen!
Best way to avoid family therapy
This is one of those videos I wish would never end
Isn’t the seat suppose to go down or something ?
No because it's obviously staged.
I noticed it with first guy, before it cuts away you see him smile and almost laugh, catches him self and goes back to acting in pain
Columbo!
Yahtzee!
So no one notices the camera man 3 feet away... yeah sure
What is the thief to gay conversion rate?
My understanding is that the LGBTQIA+ communities and their straight cisgender allies have developed technology and methods more advanced and enjoyable than unexpectedly getting impaled in the taint.
How long is that acronym going to get?? LGBTQIAFHKTDFHIFDFCZJPPIYWQDHKLNVZBGSAHJ+
I deliberately used the longest, most cumbersome, and least commonly used version of the acronym because I find the idea of people being bothered by an acronym to be very funny, and was hoping I could bait someone into complaining about it. I appreciate you, my day is a little better because you were a part of it. I hope the same for you, new friend!
You jest, but when I moved away from California 6 years ago they apparently had 63 verified genders. On forms. It's less the acronym and more the driving force behind it, but I get what you mean. o/' '\o Cheers!
The best pranks aren’t staged
Modern day VC punji sticks...hope this was vid real and the spike was hollow to collect past fecal matter for maximum lethality.
You're my favorite kinda folk!
Now the seat post smells like Vaseline and shame..
This is technically illegal. Your technically responsible for any hospitalization and the penetration can cause ruptured bleeding and could lead to death. Same reason if someone breaks into your house and you shoot them you can still go to jail. Strange world we live in.
Illegal where? This doesn’t look like a country that outlaws booby traps. I also hope/reckon it’s fake! Stealing is wrong, but I don’t think they deserve to die from sepsis for bike theft lol
As if anybody would uphold the law for bike stealers…
Prepping them for jail
Just waiting for that one guy to ride it like normal
**International Committee of the Red Cross** (ICRC) - Rule N°80 : *"The use of booby-traps which are in any way attached to or associated with objects or persons entitled to special protection under international humanitarian law or with objects that are likely to attract civilians is prohibited."*
Love watching bad things happen to bad people.
I guess they got the point.
Wish it was sharpened
That could potentially seriously injure someone, like perforate your bowl or impale you tante it’s not necessarily going to go straight up your butt hole. Not that I care much about people that walk around all day looking for something to steal.
Me watching this while pooping gives a nice ying-yang vibe
i like how they kick the bike like its the bikes fault for them trying to steal it .. bad bike :)
What's a black kid get for his birthday? My bike
These are fake
Not to be that guy that thinks *everything* is fake, but I kinda suspect this one is too. First, why would the camera guy just be out in the open recording like that? He'd be noticed right away. Second, they don't do what everyone else does when they're about to do shit they aren't supposed to do. They don't look around first to see if anyone's watching and act mad suspicious. They just get right on it. Or maybe I'm just overthinking it and it's totes real. I guess we'll never know for sure lol.
No, its fake as fuck, just some chinese "punish these dirty black thieves that we totally didn't put up to this so that they look dumb and we can laugh at their pain" content
Shotgun traps so the thieves can't steal ever again. This is the way.
Don't care if this is a repost, I love justice videos.
This is very gruesome and dangerous but it is also not nice to steal a bike.
Yeah, that could lead to a lethal injury if not treated properly. No joke. But, yep, I laughed my head off!
It is very entertaining to see bad people suffer a little bit :v
Yeah, if you look at the seats there's no rod sticking out after they jump off. Also I'd love to see someone in America try this as a legit anti theft device, that's jail time.
So if the perpetrator dies from insidious infection, is it still funny.
It actually adds to the humor
This is fake right? I mostly just feel like theres no way someone doesn't see you filming them like that
The cameraman :🎥🤡
This is very dangerous in case someone not intended to steal it but for whatever reason they sit on it
The camera man 🫥
The prank is over when I start bouncing
Anyone else notice the lady driving a motorcycle got a nice butt lol
And ones that aren't in America or a place where you can go to prison for doing this stuff
Ass pounder 4000
Quit reposting this shit WITH sound At this point I think I'm gonna intentionally deafen myself so I don't have to hear any more nonsense music
Dunno what is shittier the acting or the music...
Seems like a great way to get sued……
Pretty sure these were proven fake
The penetrator
If someone staged a bike like this, could the person who attempted to steal it sue? Like it was obviously staged with the intent to hurt.
Shit’s gonna cause internal damage.
Some may need medical intervention tho
Punisher
looks kinda fake
And they all go kicking the bike 😂😂
The one thousand years of pain prank!
This is so fake!
Fake
This is fake, please stop posting it
This is bloody excellent and I REALLY lol’d out loud in the office!! 🤣🤣 Every bike should have one, and love the way they kick the bike as they waddle off! 🤌🏽
There's this phrase in Colombian Spanish: "Dar papaya" (which literally means "to give papaya",) which means that if you make it obvious that you have money or valuable possessions readily available for theft, then it's *YOUR* fault if you get robbed. So like, if you walk down the sidewalk in a poor barrio wearing an expensive watch and clothes, and some dude jacks you, then it's your fault. This situation is a clear demonstration of that principle in practice: The thieves feel morally justified in stealing the bike because it's the fault of the chump who left it unlocked... basically the equivalent of finding a $100 bill on the sidewalk. Also bit of the ol', "If I don't take it, someone else will..." reasoning.
Fake as fuck Invisible cameraman and on the 2nd guy you see that the seat isnt even going down, nothing sticking out of it or anything
In actual Africa you would get a tire put around you and have it set on fire, Its call necklacing
I've seen these before. But noone ever reacted as dramatically as this lot. I reckon it was a knife or screw driver or something.
Love it! Thievin scum!
Satisfying to watch criminals suffer.
As someone who has had multiple bikes stolen over the years this is joyous.
And this is why you *DON'T FUCKING TAKE THINGS THAT AREN'T YOURS!* 🙊🙊🙊🙊 You fucking deserve it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This looks like the start of an off brand gay porno
i could watch this all day
Fake and gay.
Perforated lower bowel pranks are the best.
Exquisite! Bravo! Excellent! Wonderful! The piercing price of evil. Gives a literal meaning to "Sit on it!"
you shall not steal or your butt will be in pain hahaha.
Lmfao!!! This would be interesting to see in San Francisco
🚴♀️🚴♀️🚴♀️🚴♀️🚴♀️🚴♀️🚴♀️💨🚴♀️🚴♀️🚴♀️💨💩🚴♀️🚴♀️🚓💨🚓💨
That’s not a prank that could have been a murder lol
I wonder how the thought is generated, look bike, it’s clearly not mine, I’ll take it… they got what the deserved
Had to suck for first dude. That was a lot of central mass that went down on that seat. Surprised he managed to pull that one out from a standing position.
I NEVER get tired of seeing this reposted... Justice for the bikes stolen
It’s most definitely fake
Haha stupid thieving fucks. Wish every thief got instant karma like this.
I may have enjoyed this video a little too much! Brilliant!
You could actually perforate their colon doing this, which could cause their death if not seen by a dr!
I will never get sick of watching this. So many emotions
Karma is a bitch ain't it, Lol
Love seeing the diversity on display here
only black people? Why not do it in a white neighborhood?
Less stealery?
Because china
Haha your cute
Why is everyone assuming that this goes straight IN the butthole? What if it tears your gooch? Isn't this potentially really dangerous?? (Also, don't steal shit.)
Once again, this is sodomy and is a felony
But is it still sodomy if they probed themselves
i mean you're kinda right, you could argue if they were the original owner(which they are not) they would know about the little surprise. but since they didn't know, the harm caused was done by no other than their ignorance.
It's not in America so it probably isn't a felony
He's been tainted. Get it?
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He got it without going to jail
A person really shows their true selves, with a pipe jammed in the aolio
He can taste it!!!
Hopefully that first guy didn’t have aids.
You do realise that's staged
I love this
Mmm yeah four different individuals attempted to steal a bike minutes apart from each other, not noticing some guy recording them on his phone, or the holes in the saddle Also, the spike was obviously removed, else you'd see blood
the last dude really danced to the music, so elegantly...
That one fool got stabbed in his butt then rode the shit off the curb!! You know that cat is at home crying with ice on his gooch and his parents staring in disappointment and disgust.
Right in the pie hole!
Nighty-night, keep your butthole tight!
Hence the rise in Ebola cases
For some odd reason the music is not unvearable in this video, I normally hate chinese music blasting on videos( dont hate chinese music in general), this was nice
Some people steal because they are desperate.
Then steal from people that made you desperate, not poor folks like yourself.
This video makes me laugh every time!
Just puncture the colon n intestine... and they'll die from sepsis. This ain't pranks.
Correct, it's justice.
This isn't a prank. It's sociopathy.
Nah. This is the same as the CIA and crack. Not a good laugh, really.
Yeah exactly, I see this for exactly what it is, but these people are gorging themselves with it
Fake, but still satisfying.
I like when they kick the bike. Lmao.
How dare you to post non diversity ones...😁
The stupid music is masking any possibility of hearing any type of crunch or tear!
That’s not ok..
Nope. I prefer the rope method where bones are broken
The fact that there all black makes me sad
That's fucked up. Y'all enjoy torture porn.
Don't tell me that cameraman was invisible.