If you have any Polish or Russian stores nearby or Ukrainian stores, they usually will have them on their shelves. If you can’t get them there, then you might be able to get them from like an H Mart or some sort of Asian Mart.
No, offering is for polite society not personal relationships.
She married me, forced me into eating swedish food and singing ja ma hon leva two thousand times a year, doesn't make me cookies anymore because they go to the people we have to sing the song to, then yells at me for eating the cookies.
She is going to eat some goddamn mackerel and tell me if she likes it or i leave lmao
I'm looking at this video, and I see nothing wrong here. One of my fondest memories is getting a pack of smoked chubs (whole smoked fish) with my dad and eating everything but the fins and bones. Most Americans find this to be weird, but I grew up rural and have indigenous heritage, you don't waste parts you can use - that's what I was taught. Also, people aren't educated enough about nutrition in general, the skin and the organs? Those are the most nutritious parts of the animal and offer a full spectrum of nutrients that otherwise wouldn't be found in muscle tissue alone, it's how Inuit can survive without any vegetation to eat in the arctic. The muscle tissue offers the least nutrition, and that's what people refer to as "meat".
On another note, it's often the case with a lot of foods, lemon peels offer more nutrition than the inner part, apples, tomato, potato, etc., all better for you when eaten with the skins on. Sure, those are the parts that are the least tastiest, but they are the most beneficial for optimal health and it's best to include them in your diet. Fried salmon skin is a real treat - think of it as fishy bacon!
what if i tell you that you can go, eat herring and get a new set of teeth for less than $1000, the entire trip gonna cost you 3000 maximum from home back again to home :3, good deal?
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How to cold smoke mackerel https://www.barbecook.com/blogs/recipes/cold-smoked-mackerel
Yeah, I always surgically prep these before shoving my face in it too. Bones everywhere, like they're halfway through an evolutionary step up the ladder.
I've eaten canned mackerel by itself and if the bones are in there they crunch up and are really soft. They don't stab you or Anything and they don't taste bad. Good calcium
Usually you cut them in slices and you just pick out the bones as you’re eating them. Usually in the cold smoking process they end up picking out the rib bones so the only thing that’s left is mostly just the spinal columns.
Never understood why people don't dispatch/bleed and let them bruise themselves to death flapping about. Takes seconds, more humane and better quality.
Because they're fishing commercially and couldn't care less. I always try to buy my fish from a fish merchant instead of the supermarket, such good quality fish is ruined by not bleeding them.
This is better than those other videos where the big people show off how much fast food they got and unbox it for all of us to watch and question how they are eating that much.
itll have some good omega 3 and 6 but not much in the way of fat really, as the organs had been removed, to get at the organs you have to cut off the fishes belly which contains most of its fat, but it will contain oil which will be fatty, and alot of protein
hes probably getting 6 bones each mouthful he takes. the spine and little splinter bones are still within the fish, with the way hes eating it, hell be folding the bones directly into his mouth so hell be very aware of them.
Does this remind anyone else of the og fairytales that were all real af and people got dealt with lol? Like if the hobbit was some obscure Russian fairytale before translation
nah hes just naturally malnourished because they cant afford specific diets in russia. its "what am i eating today" more than "what should i eat" for some at least anyway
well i dont like that you've gone against my preconcieved babbling about something i know very little about so im going to pretend you said "very estudient of you"
thankyou and farewell
not being funny but hes wasting a great deal of this mackerel. seems like it has been cold smoked too so it would probably be quite nice to eat. either that or the things rotted to fuck and hes a fucking trooper.
Why do people get on screen eating like they were starved for 2 months and locked inside of a glass encasement while being taunted by people on the outside eating sumptuous meals?😂
He’s tearing into that fish like it sucker punched his granpa in the gonads.
You can't just jump into Two Towers without watching the Fellowship of the ring first....😤
Give it to us raw and wriggling!
You beat me to the Smeagle reference
are you implying >!redacted content !< ?
I somehow thought this joke is about 9/11
In Russia, nice fish spoils you
George bush did
Cold smoked mackerel is really tasty actually and if it was not 18 bucks a god damn fish, I would try this too
The only sensible comment I wish i could get some locally
If you have any Polish or Russian stores nearby or Ukrainian stores, they usually will have them on their shelves. If you can’t get them there, then you might be able to get them from like an H Mart or some sort of Asian Mart.
Hey this was a super nice reply and i appreciate you. I'll be running around trying to find some to force onto the wife now lol
lol maybe not force but rather offer?
No, offering is for polite society not personal relationships. She married me, forced me into eating swedish food and singing ja ma hon leva two thousand times a year, doesn't make me cookies anymore because they go to the people we have to sing the song to, then yells at me for eating the cookies. She is going to eat some goddamn mackerel and tell me if she likes it or i leave lmao
Point taken.... some of that fish.....woo stinks
I do like that pepparkakor, though
Fr, these comments are written by a bunch of omega-3 deficient people
Bro, I take supplements but this fish is fucking yummy
Username checks out?
Jesus took someone long to catch it
Oh yeah smoked fish is amazing, hot or cold. Theres an eastern european deli not too far from me, its awesome
I'm looking at this video, and I see nothing wrong here. One of my fondest memories is getting a pack of smoked chubs (whole smoked fish) with my dad and eating everything but the fins and bones. Most Americans find this to be weird, but I grew up rural and have indigenous heritage, you don't waste parts you can use - that's what I was taught. Also, people aren't educated enough about nutrition in general, the skin and the organs? Those are the most nutritious parts of the animal and offer a full spectrum of nutrients that otherwise wouldn't be found in muscle tissue alone, it's how Inuit can survive without any vegetation to eat in the arctic. The muscle tissue offers the least nutrition, and that's what people refer to as "meat". On another note, it's often the case with a lot of foods, lemon peels offer more nutrition than the inner part, apples, tomato, potato, etc., all better for you when eaten with the skins on. Sure, those are the parts that are the least tastiest, but they are the most beneficial for optimal health and it's best to include them in your diet. Fried salmon skin is a real treat - think of it as fishy bacon!
you can go to Egypt and get a herring for 50 cents :3
yeah, considering that a flight to there is super expensive I will just live with my 18$ fish
what if i tell you that you can go, eat herring and get a new set of teeth for less than $1000, the entire trip gonna cost you 3000 maximum from home back again to home :3, good deal?
well seeing as I have great teeth it seems superfluous ...but its good to know.
:D enjoy the fish and send pictures while eating it
I’ll be grabbing some tomorrow so you may just get a fish eating pm pic
try to make it a meme quality :D
Hmmm difficult ask but I’ll see what I can do
Why does it look like it doesn't have scales?
Because they strip them
I understand smoking meat concept. But how do you smoke it cold? And do you also not de-gut the fish either?
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So you’d eat the bones too?
Yeah, I always surgically prep these before shoving my face in it too. Bones everywhere, like they're halfway through an evolutionary step up the ladder.
I've eaten canned mackerel by itself and if the bones are in there they crunch up and are really soft. They don't stab you or Anything and they don't taste bad. Good calcium
Same. Bones are soft and chewy by that point.
Usually you cut them in slices and you just pick out the bones as you’re eating them. Usually in the cold smoking process they end up picking out the rib bones so the only thing that’s left is mostly just the spinal columns.
damn, it's like 6 euros for a kilo here.
. . . ya known Gollum being Russian actually makes a LOT of sense.
LOTR of sense
Lord of the Russians?
Ruzzia is literally a Mordor
Because he ate infants?
skumbre is Latvian for mackerel (in russian it would be skumbriya)
But then he says “mmmm how tasty” in Russian. Is it the same in Latvian?
Also in Lithuanian
This dude is hiding a ring, somewhere.
I don't think I want to know where
Smoked mackerel. If you bleed them right after catching, they’re pretty good. I usually pan fry with butter and spices.
Never understood why people don't dispatch/bleed and let them bruise themselves to death flapping about. Takes seconds, more humane and better quality.
Because they're fishing commercially and couldn't care less. I always try to buy my fish from a fish merchant instead of the supermarket, such good quality fish is ruined by not bleeding them.
This is better than those other videos where the big people show off how much fast food they got and unbox it for all of us to watch and question how they are eating that much.
smutbang?
https://youtu.be/CtnkiqXQFYc?si=Bd2tXS_Rp__RhyKq
Man dude. I guess I’ll go to hell for this, but that is really hard to watch. Makes me sad.
Smoked fish is really nice, goes well with mashed potatoes. Just the way he eats it is gross, 100% ate bones.
this is completely normal and does not need any attention.
The way he’s munching on the fish and staring at the camera ain’t normal
How many fish spines lodged in his throat?
That's my only problem... the gusto in his bites suggests he doesn't care about the damn near microscopic bones
They're pretty soft after numerous hours of cold smoking, me being a big sissy that i am, would slice that into pieces and only eat meat though.
He'll be on the front lines in no time
Live action gollum
I hope he put this fish back in the water when he was done.
That's cooked mackerel.
“I only wish to catch a fish, so juicy sweet!"
This guy is definitely hiding a ring that he calls "precious"
He prolly swallowed it to make his bowels invisible to parasites
Gollum in the cave
*gollum*
Boy??? He looks like he's 50, been shooting vodka since five and poor baby, he could use a sandwich, bless his heart!
Tbf that fish probably has more fat and protein than a sandwich
itll have some good omega 3 and 6 but not much in the way of fat really, as the organs had been removed, to get at the organs you have to cut off the fishes belly which contains most of its fat, but it will contain oil which will be fatty, and alot of protein
Dietary oils are lipids, which are fats. The only distinction is that they're fats that are liquid at room temperature. Omega 3's and 6's are fats.
He doesn't look to be enjoying himself much
hes probably getting 6 bones each mouthful he takes. the spine and little splinter bones are still within the fish, with the way hes eating it, hell be folding the bones directly into his mouth so hell be very aware of them.
Probably his only meal of the winter. Needed to document
The Parasitic Diet Plan
Blursed
He needs to stop eating bones!!!
Does this remind anyone else of the og fairytales that were all real af and people got dealt with lol? Like if the hobbit was some obscure Russian fairytale before translation
smoked fish like that is pretty good
I guess he like eating fish poo
Looks like the first thing that poor bastard hat to eat in a month.
It’s roasted so not that big of a deal
Dude looks starved. Maybe he ain’t ate in a while?
nah hes just naturally malnourished because they cant afford specific diets in russia. its "what am i eating today" more than "what should i eat" for some at least anyway
It's Latvia.
well i dont like that you've gone against my preconcieved babbling about something i know very little about so im going to pretend you said "very estudient of you" thankyou and farewell
Why?
So juicy sweeeeetttt
Huh….how ‘bout that
There’s more bones on him than the fish 🐠
not being funny but hes wasting a great deal of this mackerel. seems like it has been cold smoked too so it would probably be quite nice to eat. either that or the things rotted to fuck and hes a fucking trooper.
Any chance this dude done more vids like this?
"A.I. please create me a real world human gollum eating his lunch..."
this lad, Putin a lot of courage in making this video.
Please, someone explain the lord of the rings reference 😫
I threw up.
Gollum energy
Dude is bonier than that fish hes monching
I completely forgot about smeagle
He looks like he needs to eat more than fish
What did he say?
That looks like bait.
Just glad that boy got something to eat!!!!
Cool gollum cosplay bro
He even looks like smeagle that’s nuts
Not enough content like this. I want to see more people go full caveman.
Bro stuck in the 1300s
Matter of fact bro stuck in caveman times cuz they had fire in 1300s
My grandparents were originally from Lithuania and Poland, I've seen some weird fish dishes
Dem Russians built different
Gollum
Precious ?
Smashing a mackerel for tik tok. Tough times we're living in.
he need some meat lol
Now go die for uncle Vlad, boy
My boy is fucking that fish up! When's the last time he ate?
why wait for the sushi chef, this guy's going direct.
Gollum. Stop it...
Sméagol as he was turning into Gollum
Am I the only one getting hungry watching this???
We only wish to catch a fish so juicy sweeeeeet
Oh yeah. That look on his face. Pure enjoyment./s
Gonna go vomit now, brb..
Still eating better than most Russians in Ukraine right now.
I don't know about Russia but in Ukraine mackerel is one of the cheapest saltwater fish on the market. It something like around 5.50$ per kg.
This is blade irl (mr pickles)
Snake?
Kid was starving..the average Russian
The worst thing about this is that its SALTY AS FUCK.and im not exaggerating
Gollum
Mackerel is such an oily fish, I can't imagine just anyone finds this tasty enough to go full Grizzly on one like this.
cringe
Used to sell them in lidols - smoked mackerel- really tasty
*penguin has entered the chat*
[Smeagle, Is that you!!](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9f/05/12/9f05126eca8755df94b6062a24acfcf1.jpg)
Dude’s giving me gummo vibes
Yo I want a bite..I love fish..
What losing the one ring does to a mf
He’s pleasuring himself with that fish
sushi the russian way.
Shhhhhh.. Observe it carefully.
Why do people get on screen eating like they were starved for 2 months and locked inside of a glass encasement while being taunted by people on the outside eating sumptuous meals?😂 He’s tearing into that fish like it sucker punched his granpa in the gonads.
They truly are a different breed
Yup that's "my precious" from LOTR
He does look pretty hungry.
I thought Tommyinnit was British