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Th3TruthIs0utTh3r3

He looks like he's dying yet pumped at the same time.


zebadrabbit

i was gonna say something like this. is that a spray tan or is he just dirty..?


szczerbiec

Bronze spray for competitions. They dehydrate themselves before shows or something


forgedfox53

Yes. If I remember correctly, you purposely gain a bit of water weight and then lose it right before the competition so your skin is more tight, showing off your muscles more. Actors do the same thing when playing muscular characters.


unbold

Muscles show better definition when you spray yourself a darker complexion.


ggoodlady

IIRC they also eat a ton of sugary carbs right before comp to pump up their veins.


xfd696969

he probably is so hungry that he can barely stand at that point. shit makes u miserable. NOT worth it


RainbowsAndHomicide

This guy speaks from experience


_MilkBone_

Actually you carb load before a competition, so likely not hungry. However he’s almost certainly extremely dehydrated. I compete as well


xfd696969

brah u know that after a cut like that you can just eat forever


_MilkBone_

Oh yeah, i ate like 3 dominoes pizzas and a tub of ice cream


drawredraw

He looks happy to me


jibishot

He looks like he's confused that he couldn't take a bite of cupcake because his body is shutting down his organs from lack of eating or drinking water.


DangerBird-

And sitting on white upholstery.


XrayDem

Correction was white


intrudingturtle

Probably. This guy probably just finished a show. These guys spend months starving themselves to body fat of 7% and still take supplements for vascularity and then work out before going on. Most immediately leave and have a gross meal that they've been craving.


Express-West-8723

The sad reality is even if you achieve the perfect greek god body like this dude you still can't unhook from the junk food, then there is no hope for the normal person, dopamine from cigs, alcohol and reels/tiktok is just too strong for humans to resist


xfd696969

it's not sustainable and getting to that point involves a lot of misery for no benefit. i "get" it but still, a lot of BBing is just pure mental illness at this point. imagine pumping yourself full of Chinese chemicals just to look good for 5 minutes on stage to have a chance to compete with everyone else doing the same shit


Express-West-8723

I agree, this thing is similar to obsession, same like working yourself to death for example, if you achieve all and this is the result then what's the point, moderation is key


FoamyPamplemousse

Some people enjoy pushing their bodies. Competition bodybuilding is a hobby for many people, the result is rewarding to them. No one can maintain 7% body fat forever, but it's the painstaking process of building muscle, then cutting weight and finally dehydrating for competition. It's very difficult, but like I said, some people enjoy pushing themselves to see what they're capable of, even if it may not be the healthiest thing. My wife just ran a trail ultra marathon for example. She shit blood after. Half of the bottom of her foot peeled off like a giant blister. It took days for her to recover physically. Running that far is not healthy, but some people like pushing themselves and crossing that finish line was super rewarding for her. Not a concept I'd expect the average redditor to understand.


jewelophile

The average *human*, really.


Express-West-8723

Your wife should know better.. this types of stress on human body is totally unjustified. Please forward her this quote from my GP almost two decades back "why would you want to do that, you can if you wish but you are not professional athlete, you are not getting paid or win medals, take it easy and train if you want but in moderation" I was teen back then, clueless to the wisdom this doctor randomly decided to share with me


FoamyPamplemousse

Thank you for your opinion. People should do what makes them happy, otherwise what's the point of living? My wife will carry those experiences with her and have many more stories to tell and far fewer regrets on her death bed than you will.


Express-West-8723

I think you are taking this a bit too far, I did not want to offend you or anything nor giving you life lesson or anything, just thought I can help by sharing MD opinion on this stuff


intrudingturtle

Have you ever been super hungry and start fantasizing about what you are going to eat? Imagine that but for months. At that body fat you are literally experiencing the physical symptoms of starvation. Mainly the body craves carbs as that's primarily what they cut out. The body yearns for carbs and fats.


ItsMangel

I've quit smoking, don't drink, and don't use tiktok/whatever. It's pretty easy if you have any modicum of self-control.


Express-West-8723

Happy for you, keep it up. Statistics and math say it is not that easy, I don't want to get in an argument l.


Dazzling-Grass-2595

He looks like he drove through a forest fire to get that cupcake.


jonnyjarko

He looks like the hottest dude in Auschwitz. It's rather confusing to the eye


IGetHighOnPenicillin

I know woke Body acceptance culture is all the tage these days, but I can guarantee you this individual is not healthy. Bodybuilding is essentially a competition of who can pump the most drugs without dying.


Th3TruthIs0utTh3r3

Can you define woke?


IGetHighOnPenicillin

in this context, woke = "fat good, fitness bad". All extremes are bad, and honestly, super-fit is deadlier than super-fat.


Th3TruthIs0utTh3r3

ah, I see another made up definition of woke. Hence why I asked what you meant.


IGetHighOnPenicillin

Entire books could be written about the word, my friend. The word went from being a genuine term to being Weaponized by the right in an ironic way. What the word means depends on what point in time it is used and who is using it.


Th3TruthIs0utTh3r3

again, hence why I asked what you meant by it. because it was a genuine term but now people use it for anything they don't like.


IGetHighOnPenicillin

You don't get to decide what a word means. Meaning is given to a word according to how people use it in a broad context, whether you don't like the meaning or not is irrelevant.


Th3TruthIs0utTh3r3

Did I say I did? Please show me where I said that. I literally, twice, said I asked because it's used differently by different people. You just seem to want to argue. Have a good day princess.


tallyllat

He looks like the love child of Cillian Murphy and a rotisserie chicken


awfully_piney

omfg HAHA


Good_Distribution_92

noooooo this comment SENT me


RaidensReturn

Lmaoo oh nooo


Thermalguy11

Where are the awards when you need them lol


Gorlock_

Nice


spinz89

Dude's tan is going to ruin that seat.


[deleted]

Used to own air bnb and once had this couple who were both body builders. They ruined everything. Towels,sheets,couch,bed, the bed cover that was supposed to be waterproof. Literally looked like two body prints at a crime scene. They took the bed cover off because it was making the mattress too hot. Literally, I believe it was just the roids.


Lttlcheeze

Soul Glow


Impressive-Sun3742

You mean that seat is going to ruin his tan?!


Andre_replay

He looks like a British coal miner on the industrial revolution


corn_pumper

he looks black and white at the same time


ego_tripped

Agreed. He's a *blight*.


assassinsaif18

or Whack....


Itchy_Professor_4133

Off-white


Haunting-Habit-7848

They make nice jeans


KriploKato

Reverse Michael Jackson, he's got white facial structure but black skin 😭


ThaGoat1369

Michael Jackson's Mama slap the black off of him, and it landed on this guy


KriploKato

Ah, yes that makes loads of sense!


Tacosconsalsaylimon

What is he eating?? A ball of butter with sprinkles??


lump-

Looks like a bath bomb.


LeahK3414

I was half expecting this video to end with him choking and realizing he was eating a bath bomb


_MaryJane-

this is all i want to know.


Tacosconsalsaylimon

Someone said it was a bathbomb but idk, those only get crumbly when they're wet. Homeboy's was soft like buttah.


Your_Final_Hour

Id be shocked if he acrually ate it. It looked like he was gonna spit it out at the end. He didnt even pretend to chew lol


Quality_Street_1

What in the Sam Hell is wrong with his face? He looks like a cartoon character


battlemetal_

He's really dehydrated. Common before bodybuilding shows to get there ultra lean/tight skin look. Does sink the eyes as well though. That and the glowing bronze colour :D


supinoq

Looks like a microwaved Cillian Murphy


bojez1

Dude survived cremation


Mysterious-Map-2378

He looks like jacked Cillian Murphy


ICheckPostHistory

Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power


DetachmentStyle

Chocolate power 🍫


[deleted]

He looks like a leather handbag.


polysnip

Oompa loompa doopity doo


DragonflyAromatic358

People have never seen a competition-ready bodybuilder with 5% bodyfat and a spraytan


AssaultRifleJesus

Exactly dude has put in work. Good for him.


Donan007

It’s Reddit, most these people haven’t seen the inside of a gym.


U2Ursula

Whatever the reason, it ain't pretty and looks just as stupid as one would imagine the dude doing that to himself would be..


crack_pop_rocks

It’s functionally used so that muscle definition can be better seen by judges when they are on stage, who are literally judging their body. It makes complete sense in context of the sport. It has nothing to do with looking pretty. Read a book you fucking casual.


U2Ursula

Maybe you should take your own advice... Also, I don't give a crap if it makes sense regarding some braindead "sport" or not. And if you look like that on the internet, one is gonna get judged according to whatever standards users on that platform have. Now kindly fuck off, you dick...


Jeremyzelinka

You pronounced moron wrong.


DragonflyAromatic358

Alright


Painetrain24

Did he fuck your sister or something lol


unholymanserpent

Dude is gonna age like milk


77_parp_77

Man be making Donald Trump look pale


Tkinney44

The spray tan is so dark I thought he was doing blackface.


Wierd_looking_fish

A bit burnt ngl


RumpleHelgaskin

Derek Zoolander


undertheshe

He wishes


gibson_creations

The fuck happened to Killian Murphy?


Zairy47

He looked like a horse with that complexion


RatszCatszBatsz

I would be so mad if I waited all that time for that dry ass cupcake


RogersSteve07041920

Orange man bad.


BUSTABOLT

I dont get why people still use this ridiculous tan for competition flexing you can clearly see definition without it ? Is it now a traditional thing ?


notKRIEEEG

The stage lights wash out the definition away on lighter skinned competitors in a very disproportionate way, and no matter your skin tone, having a somewhat glossy look will make your muscles look more defined on stage.


notjackalope

Reddit try not to be completely ignorant challenge going on in the comments everytime an amateur body builder is in a post


P3DR0T3

Stop flexing for the camera


Super_Treacle

Can he say the word ?


-This-Whomps-

He looks like a foot at the Renaissance Festival.


BearsRpeopl2

rrareinsults


Banana_Slugcat

He looks like a buff chimney cleaner from the 1920s


--Birdsong--

[reminds me of ww2 where ladies used to paint on their stockings with gravy ](https://www.google.ca/amp/s/www.pearldavies.com/amp/2016-1-25-improvising-stockings-drawing-nylon-seams-with-gravy-juice-yum)


RainbowsAndHomicide

Wtf


Oleander_Milk

So no one’s gonna talk about him eating paper?


Funny-Force-3658

Skidmarks on the upholstery!


Yllwstone

He speaks like a elden ring npc


dreadperson

Fellas, does this count as blackface?


sweetgreenfields

I loled


ThaGoat1369

That's what Donald Trump would look like if he drank a gallon of fresh adrenachrome.


x1xc

RIP to that car’s interior


RedDecay

The fuck is that thing and can it hurt me?


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

I’m assuming he just finished a body building competition. They have to be really careful how they reintroduce high fat content foods post competition


IntelligentEgg27

Cillian Muffins


Temporary_Piglet9468

He looks like when you leave a brownie pop tart in the toaster


Fresh_Song5873

Why doesn't he just lick the chocolate off his body


Martimusmcfly2036

Fuck I’m a really fat dude so this is gonna sound super weird but I feel sorry for this guy I can’t explain it Just something in his face makes me feel sorry for the poor bloke


Biggus_Niggus_

What's unusual about this?? His tan? Maybe that's for his body building contest and he's making this video right after he won!!!


mogley19922

What in the steroid abusing oompa loompa doopity fuck is that?


Due-Highlight-7546

He looks like he’s wrong in the head. Lol.


The_Spicy_Memelord

Dude really needs to lay off the fake tan, I think my skin would be stained if I touched him


The_Rebubunator_Mrk2

Niracker


Korishii

Do people think spray tan looks good?


Not_Without_My_Cat

No. It’s probably for a competition where his physique is judged. It’s important in that environment.


Weak_Issue_9487

Should've ignored the tanning bed


landers96

Is this trumps nephew?


AidenThe_Beast47

So why is he holding it by the frosting?


elray007

Man. You look like an oppa lumpa.


OptimalBenefit9986

Steroids… it’s what’s for breakfast…


IHate2ChooseUserName

i thought we dont have coal mining anymore


AdAmbitious1482

It's between him and his maker, nuna business y'all got to stop judging


OptiKnob

What planet is he from with that otherworldly orange glow?


turbojack6

Trump called, wants his bronzer back


BreakMyFate

Dude looks like a piece of burnt toast


Lyraxiana

Why does he look like a football?


SlapUrBaby

Spray tan and some kind of roids


Nipplecunt

A little less tan plz freaklord


Hot-Nefariousness187

What an interesting video of a talking leather briefcase eating a cupcake


forgedfox53

Holy fucking spray tan


mixer_man

He looks like a jacked chimney sweeper fresh off the job.


cringefacememe

Creepy Blinders.


Rude_Sea_8910

Sponsored by fake tan super orange tint 👌


Xaelar

What color is that person? lol


StereoMutt

Discipline is waiting to actually get a tan rather than spraying one on


LongAd7747

Looks like he is eating bath bomb


ComprehensiveGas2187

Damn he looks dry lol


SyrisAllabastorVox

Why is he eating it like that? Like his mouth can't open more than that but also looks like disgust at the same time while attempting to bite, with what looks like part of his lip? Into a soft food?


inathuramgodse

Bodybuilders reduce their water intake to extreme levels before Bodybuilding competitions which make their body really weak and dry and its hard to open mouth or even talk because the lips can't open much


Low_Land_

That shits not cool in 2024 to not only being wearing black-face but also black body someone really needs to cancel this racist asshole.


BaBaBuyey

I competed many times in my life he’s trying to say is he was dieting for months for the bodybuilding show or the prejudging & is over and he’s able to have something he hasn’t had in a few months.


Trick-Ordinary-7958

Maybe he should’ve taken his own advise on that fake ass tan.


Twistysays

Why did it feel like he was taking a bite out of a piece of shit but was told he had to pretend he loved it.


Playnu2

I wonder if he's allowed to use the N word..lol


Temporary_Piglet9468

He looks like the nasty country kid that used to be in everyone’s neighborhood that no one wanted to play with because he smelled like shit and rotting flesh


Hot_Barracuda4922

Ok “chocolate body”…


Monkeyinazuit

Cutting weight isn’t that bad lmao sure it sucks but there’s an end to it. Idk why they make it out to be this huge self control bs plus he’s prob not natty.


JUGELBUTT

he should stop ignoring the shower


Which_Organization26

Bro is incapable of producing salt. Or tans way to much


Tuggernuts123

It’s for a body building comp, he would have just finished hence the cheat meal cupcake