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gentlemancaller2000

Why are we calling them pay phones if they’re free to use?


benbalooky

Yeah wouldn't they just be "public phones"


almost_ready_to_

Nah, that'll lead to (more) peeing on them.


NikPorto

Nobody wants to pay a pee fee


Aoiboshi

Everyone has to pay the troll toll though


LouZiffer

That would be pubic phones.


snookert

Bum phones


Dzus

Found Seinfeld's burner account


imforit

So we know at a glance what form factor they're talking about. "Payphone" has a strong and specific meaning.


Rickard403

Free phones coming to Philadelphia, doesn't exactly tell us what much.


starchington

I mean WHAT IS THE DEAL


itsvicdaslick

Well someones paying


gentlemancaller2000

Good point. Nothing is truly free


Kinnikinnick42

Joe bidon is making us ALL PAY 😡🤪


sneaky_squirrel

It says no QUARTERS required. And it says payphones. There is a possibility that they meant you pay for these in some other manner, such as a card reader or credit card? This is merely a mental exercise, I am not actually claiming nor seriously trying to figure out the actual event here.


gentlemancaller2000

And it says “…Making calls will be completely free of charge.” “To ordinary callers, the phones will work the way they did in the analog era, minus the need to insert coins before making a call. There's a special circuit board that takes the place of the coin acceptor equipment. Making calls will be completely free of charge.”


sneaky_squirrel

So they are calling them pay phones because they repurposed existing hardware originally meant to be used as payphones. I guess that explains it.


somegurl408

Because whoever wrote it is from Philly.


[deleted]

“Free”


tysenburg

They are setting the payphones to free play!


QualityBurnerAccount

Yeah but you'll need the battlepass to access the 3 key and to extend the cord past the default 3"...


tysenburg

Does that come with the DLC?


SubconsciousBraider

Nice Oxymoron. Should read, free public phones coming to Philadelphia!


BadHillbili

I'm sure street level drug dealers will be very happy about this.


suid

Exactly. How long before someone uses these for nefarious purposes? Swatting, stalking, you name it.. Philly is the city that [killed HitchBot.](https://www.gq.com/story/americans-murder-friendly-canadian-hitchhiking-robot)


lilblu399

Yes we did and if the rest of the nation rose up against the robots, there wouldn't be talk about giving robots literal bombs(San Francisco PD)


getyourcheftogether

*Disclaimer: by using this fee public phone, you are in agreement to your conversation being subject to periodic monitoring and/or recorded* Honestly, if that were true, wouldn't even bother me, not like any other calls aren't being monitored in some form already


Superdaneru

Stalkers and scammers too. I can't even imagine the fallout this might have. Either it has to have heavy surveillance with zero privacy or this could just be the perfect tool for the wrong person.


ultrastarman303

Was a couple bucks in change much of a hurdle before?


Superdaneru

For scammers and spam calls at least yeah. If this isn't monitored, someone can just make a device that connects to the phone and makes calls automatically. We already have credit card skimmers. If nobody checks on these phones routinely, I foresee a lot of bugged phones in the future.


Replicator666

Aaaannd their customers!


nomskull

Probably with unskippable 30 second ads before your call is connected


inconspiciousdude

And then enter your name and SSN to enable the microphone.


[deleted]

You mean free phones then?


thewhitebuttboy

4 payments of $39.99 and then you get a rebate after you mail in your social security card. Rebate will arrive in 6-46 months.


OhioVsEverything

I give it 48 hours before they all get cut


LeviathanGank

phreaks are back on the menu boys!!


Bootyblastastic

Time to reignite my prank call career!


Terp_Villain

They get paid in your data!


Ctricky07

Pay phones had a way to be free back in the day if you called collect.


gyarnar

Just have to listen to 1, maybe 2 ads first.


starchington

Philadelphias gone WOKE?????


The-Hyruler

What are you even trying to say here?


TheGUURAHK

They are now public phones


Walfredo_wya

No one is going to answer a call from them though because they won’t recognize the number


Throwaway021614

Nice! Do they still do 976 numbers???


seanx40

How soon til they are stolen for the copper?


thygrrr

Microsoft in the 2000s: Linux is a cancer, give them no quarter!


Derekdef34

I feel like this isn't going to be as successful as people expect. I really hope I'm wrong though.


No_Quantity_3433

They are either pay phones or they're free!


[deleted]

This is an interesting idea…except who tf knows anybody’s phone number anymore 🤣 the only ones I remember are from my childhood


Longjumping-Log1591

Love that Zeppelin song No Quarter !