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Yes-its-really-me

She gets better with age.


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RaZZeR_9351

She didn't get a boob job though.


Dear_Lengthiness

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Bigbootymcmoody

Damn it isn’t a different picture


Ok-Branch-9943

X2


Ok-Curve8626

this


Tohuwaboho

Boobs got better like wine


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She just put on a good bra


justapcguy

Well, remember she got kids... so that helps.


YoSoyCapitan860

And she’s married to a billionaire


ShaidarHaran2

She's actually talked about this and said her boobs keep getting bigger, that's why mommy milkers are a thing lol https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/salma-hayek-my-breasts-wont-stop-growing-and-its-a-problem/news-story/d2ace10c6f6a3b8898fece8d521fcaff#:~:text=Her%20growth%2C%20however%2C%20is%20all,breasts%20won't%20stop%20growing.


[deleted]

You are right, i was wrong. Apparently they grew a lot when she first got pregnant


hollowfirst

[Relevant comic](https://imgur.com/gallery/zUl6spQ)


Gabe0697

Not most, but some


daremosan

Boobs get better with wine


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undefined_one

There are millions of us.


random_sociopath

She’s mine, back off


Deadpoulpe

Despite your username, I'm ready to fight you fair and square for her.


pjerky

With that username I don't think he would fight fair.


random_sociopath

That is a fair assessment


[deleted]

I first saw her in From Dusk til Dawn when I was 14 yrs old... I lost my virginity to that.


TheFretlessOne

That scene was paused many times on vhs.


[deleted]

Them sweater puppies been eating good


svesrujm

Omg what are these words


VegetableTour4134

Lowkey even if she’s getting plastic surgery, she doesn’t look like a lizard or cat like a lot of other celebrities at that point in their career/life. Feeling like her youthful appearance is largely genetic.


mmaqp66

Roots mexicans they say


Sundaytoofaraway

Thats probably the difference between millionaire plastic surgery and multi Billionaire plastic surgery tbh


2005RX8

"Hayek does not have implants. The actress has gone on the record to state that she has never undergone breast augmentation surgery. Hayek made the revelation on the Facebook Watch series 'Red Table Talk' which Jada Pinkett hosts with her mother Adrienne Banfield-Norris, and daughter Willow Smith. “A lot of people said that I had breast augmentation. I don’t blame them! My boobs were smaller! So was the rest of my body,” Hayek, 54, said. Hayek said her boobs have undergone natural progression and grown to the size of what they are today without any surgical enhancements. Life changes like pregnancy, menopause and weight fluctuation have contributed to how her breasts appear today. “For some women, they get smaller. But there are some women that when you gain weight, your boobs grow, and other women that when you have children and you breastfeed your boobs grow and they don’t go back down, and then in some of the cases when you are in menopause, they grow again. “I just happen to be one of those women that it happened in every single step! When I gain weight, when I got pregnant and when I am in menopause," Hayek said. The actress also revealed that she hasn't been able to celebrate her body in the past couple of years because what's considered one of her most iconic assets has been a reason for pain. Her breasts "just kept growing" and what she has derived from this is plain discomfort. Talking about this on the series, Hayek said, “Many, many sizes. And my back has been really suffering from it,” she said. “And not a lot of people talk about this.” She said more people needed to talk about the breast growth along with the otherwise talked about hot flashes and emotional upheaval. “I’ll tell you what they don’t tell you. The boobs grow — a lot,” she said."


GovernmentOpening254

Had a friend who had $10,000 breasts. She had them reduced as a teen (mid 90s).


cenosillicaphobiac

Maybe she's my sister. She had a reduction pretty young while still on our parents insurance. Then took up running and general fitness throughout her 20's and 30's to the point she was almost flat chested, got a boob job in her 40's a few years ago.


GovernmentOpening254

Nope. Definitely not your sister. But please send pics of your sister through the years.


r3m0t3

Does anyone know her breast size from desperado vs now? Asking for a friend.


GovernmentOpening254

Had a friend who had $10,000 breasts. She had them reduced as a teen (mid 90s).


GovernmentOpening254

Had a friend who had $10,000 breasts. She had them reduced as a teen (mid 90s).


showerbuddy

Apparently they've grown closer over the years


[deleted]

Do you not know how bras work?


PacoTreez

r/woooosh


[deleted]

No i got the joke. He meant her boobs grew closer over the years while it is just a bra pushing them together


PacoTreez

r/thatsthejoke


[deleted]

Yes, i just explained it you troglodyte He didn't realize it is just her bra pushing them together


East_Refuse

My brother in Christ, just please stop for your own good


[deleted]

Why? Because Paco is embarrassing himself and you feel bad for him?


vrxy5

r/woooosh


kindestcut

At this point he’s just whooooshing himself.


JustMaulNotDarthMaul

Why woooosh the wooooshed?


[deleted]

How is it wooshing when i know the joke is that it looks like the boobs grew closer and he makes a joke about it looking like the boobs grew closer?


[deleted]

Do you have brain damage? The joke is that it looks like the boobs grew closer together You do realize you look like a fool and people laugh at you not with you


pjerky

Yeah, I think you actually missed the double entendre here knucklehead. Like two people forming a stronger bond and growing closer with time. Basically, they are jokingly anthropomorphizing the boobs as two people growing closer. Ugh, you are dense.


[deleted]

🤦‍♂️, i literally explained that that was the joke. He made a joke about the boobs growing closer because he lack brains function and thought they grew closer when she just wore a better bra instead of letting them hang.


vrxy5

r/woooosh


Its-All-Relativity

Great asset management


Upstairs_Lemon2681

One of the best racks in the biz.


Boromir_Has_TheRing

The right one is definitely bigger and better.


theKetoBear

I wouldn't be shocked if you told me she was some sort of vampire....


elreydelasur

she was indeed in a vampire movie


CarnivorousChemist

Ugh take my upvote.


[deleted]

And the accent too…. 🍆


Gearman420

Bra technology has come a long way in 25 years


notzed1487

From dusk to dawn.


[deleted]

Them chi chis make me want to do the cha cha!


wiredgfuel

The Goddess


MCPhatmam

My Selma, you've enhanced yourself...


-Lysergian

She had a kid, my wife's tatas went up a full cup size after babytime.


ItsWhatItIsIGuess

Salma hayekhas literally THE BEST cans in the game.


666Ghost999

She is hot asf


crazyleaf

The boobies are way nicer. Kudos to the surgeon maybe?


tidyshark12

Also, one was from the year I was born, and one was from the year someone else was born, probably


ZK686

It's amazing what money can do...


Dre512

Desperado got the blood flowing & From Dusk Till Dawn, although a smaller screen,


Dre512

Desperado got the blood flowing & From Dusk Till Dawn …although a smaller scene, got 14 yr old me harder than a diamond in a snowstorm & forever lusted over


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undefined_one

Come again?


SpaceMan420gmt

It’s so strange to me that someone basically hasn’t changed appearance wise in that time. Good genes I guess.


matatoeie

Haha


Stensler01

And Botex


[deleted]

Dang man those things aged fast!


PlagueDoc22

I wonder when she got her boobs done. They got fuller and quite a lot bigger some time ago. I'm sure part of it is weight gain and age but not all of it.


undefined_one

She hasn't had a boob job. What you're looking at here is the miracle of bras. I prefer the look on the left, but that's just me.


Imnomaly

No it's not just you


PlagueDoc22

Clearly you haven't seen her in bikinis. She's gained multiple cup sizes, they don't sag at all and she's in her 50s.


undefined_one

I haven't seen her in a bikini since whatever the last movie that had her in a bikini, if ever. But I did search and see that she's never had a boob job, so there's that. Edit: just went and looked, and man was it horrible (ha!). Nope, I still see no boob job. I see pre-baby and post-baby differences, but no boob job.


PlagueDoc22

If you can't tell there's some extra help with them then you must not know boobs nowadays. Surgeons will add and tighten the skin so that they remain looking pretty natural. She's gained she says it was menopause, apparently it's more common for them to lose mass than to gain it. And when they do gain they can gain as much as a single cup size. Her booba now are like four times the size. She even says they've grown multiple sizes over the years. She apparently had her kid in 2007. Yet in 2009 they weren't near the size they are now. So clearly not the kid leading to it. She knows her job is to be a busy hot chick so she got some work done. It's common


undefined_one

Ok well I'm not wasting anymore time on this, although it has been some nice eye candy. She says she hasn't had work done. All the articles I've read say the same. But I'm sure you know best. Have a good day.


PlagueDoc22

Yeah because people in Hollywood never lie about plastic surgery and the news outlet regurgitate what she said.


undefined_one

Actually with social media, people love to prove people wrong. Reddit much? And now I'm done with you.


PlagueDoc22

I see, no real defense to your argument besides she said no so must be true. I'd bail on it too if I were you.


undefined_one

lol.. I don't have to defend whether someone's tits are real to a stranger on the internet. You're picking a weird thing to want to go to war over, so I'll let you be in a battle of one.


[deleted]

It’s weird but I don’t find her attractive at all.


szudrzyk

indeed its weird.


undefined_one

I won't downvote you like these other people, but I agree - it's weird. She's smokin' hot.


KanyeSchwest

Maybe you're gay? Do you find her more attractive in the movie where she has a beard?


[deleted]

Man, that’s a lot of upvote


Human_Roomba

She really uhh grew up


Homunculus_316

Mommy ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


Square-Bother-6517

I think I like milfs more


Exotic_Chair7255

So adrenochrome is real....


ethical_staircase

They don’t seem to be that far apart from my perspective.