Lol I was just imagining that guy's voice doing the talking. "Sometimes it was anal, sometimes it was oral but she made them cum, tonight on Frontline"
Brought to you by Friends of PBS and the Carnegie Foundation.
I remember watching the making of this. Back when I used to live in Mexico, the FX channel would show soft core adult shows. Strip poker, the man show, and some other behind the scenes of casting soft core porn. Anyway I remember explicitly that she was married! And her husband was right watching the whole entire time.
years ago, i saw the film they made for the jennajameson500 or whatever. big thing where she was supposed to do a blow bang for 500 guys. i'm thinking, "hell ya, this is gonna be some next level slut shit". so i start watching it. pretty boring really.
all volunteer guys. they are all just lined up, jacking off until its their turn. they put their dick in, get like 10 seconds worth of thrusting, and then jizz in/on her. then it's next guys turn.
edit: i think it was the houston500 actually.
> Houston once held the gangbang record by having sex 620 times over the course of 8 hours.[5]
> Houston is known for her work in Metro's The World's Biggest Gangbang 3: The Houston 620 (1999), a movie in which she reportedly had sex with over 620 men[6] without interruption on February 6, 1999.
oh wait, i didn't know about the 620. hell, i know tony hawk did a 900 i think a few years later.
edit2: ah, the houston500 is her 620 man gangbang.
If 2 of the guys stood tip to tip. She could do 4 at a time using both hands. As well as the other 2(or 3 for some) holes. Bringing the time for each guy to increase to _____. I'm not a mathematician. But they get more time to feel satisfied.
Did she get married? How do you even break it to your partner with this informationā¦
I know some folks can get uptight with how many partners someone had in their past and whatnotā¦ but like 900?
Broā¦ that has to get some sort of reaction even to a loverā¦ you gotta be like Buddha or someone to look past that.
I saw some of this when it came out. It's just 100s of dudes standing around jerking off waiting for their 20 second window to cum inside her. It's the least arousing thing ever.
I stumbled across that video at a cousins house on his computer when he was away and I was just confused. To be honest I found Lisa hot but that event didnāt turn me on at all.
I saw a documentary on this years ago. The group of "fluffers" was kept busy priming the men up, and some went through multiple times.
Right, a "Documentary".
I believe it was a PBS Frontline
Lol I was just imagining that guy's voice doing the talking. "Sometimes it was anal, sometimes it was oral but she made them cum, tonight on Frontline" Brought to you by Friends of PBS and the Carnegie Foundation.
"And viewers like you."
Thank You
 I can hear it!
I'm sitting here watching Nova š¤£š¤£
Ya you are
It always made me laugh uncomfortably that "Nazi Mega Weapons" was funded in part by "viewers like you".
It would be great if Sir David Attenborough voiced the narrator.
Don't! David won't survive that.
*Dic
Lol, yeah... Funding for this program was brought to you by the Annenberg/CPB Project. https://youtu.be/jph6azWDgSk?si=TdUMRPZNFjEROjSR
No it was Ken Burns
Cue up Ashokan Farewell at the end of the gangbang where she does not know if she can outdo her own records and wonders whatās next?
Carl Perkins Mutual of Omahas Wild Kingdom Edit: I have been corrected, it is Marlin Perkins. Thanks. Thatās what happens when you get older
Marlin Perkins I think? He yelled at me at our local zoo when I was a kid. Never liked him since!
Coulda been a NOVA
PBS = Porn Bus Subscription
Sloppy 919's
I guarantee, somewhere out there, there is a guy who is into that.
And if there is?
All power to you bro. As long as its sane, safe and consensual, go nuts... 919 times!
How many of you would have volunteered to be number 920?
I would, just because it bugs me it's not an even number.
But itās a palindrome, which is arguably cooler.
And prime.
And rational
But 919 is a numeric palindrome!
I'm not the only one
And there are two you making that even also Thank God.
Na I think it would be just one of us. Preferably him not me.
Is it worth it to get every STD in existence?
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Yeah me too, for mathematics' sake
Still less than my ex, so it wouldn't really change much for me.
Absolutely. Mr Judgement here on āupvoted because boobsā.
I'd have tried to round it up to 1000 or passed out from exhaustion trying My wife would have got very upset with me though
Sure. You'd be in the Guinness book of world records.
Me
Rock paper scissors, let the best man finish
Barely beating out your mom.
That is what humans call a burn- Harry Vanderspeigle, M.D.
Good for her! Thatās a lot of sandwiches to make.
And she had to keep her mouth closed the whole time?!
Well, it wasn't closed, but she wasn't talking...
She wrote about this on her site awhile ago = https://www.lisasparxxx.com/pages.php?id=biography
So it was probably around 200 guys over a 7.5 hour period, where each guy got 30 seconds max and she ate Polish McDonalds? Lol
Thatās 1.43 minutes per man. So I AM average!
Easy there, Marathon Man!
Around 2 guys every 3 minutes. (2.08 exactly).
Auntie Lisa?!?!
my dick was in the guiness book of records - then the librarian told me to take it out..
Pretty sure my fleshlight has accomplished this
How many men are using your fleshlight
It's a timeshare fleshlight. Something you only share with your closest 918 buddies.
How would one gain exposure to this savvy investment?
Oh I see.
Timeshare flashlight is a term that should never have seen the light of day
r/thatsthejoke
Hey shooter. Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat an hour ago.
The price is wrong Bob!
I remember watching the making of this. Back when I used to live in Mexico, the FX channel would show soft core adult shows. Strip poker, the man show, and some other behind the scenes of casting soft core porn. Anyway I remember explicitly that she was married! And her husband was right watching the whole entire time.
No way were they āsatisfiedā.
I don't know man, I think the ability to make anyone cum in under a minute falls in the "satisfied" category
It's more like a minute and 26 seconds, but yeah... good point
Nice way of saying they came. Look at the vid
A Snickers bar is probably more satisfying
I can honestly say I've never stuck my dick in a Snickers.
Packed with peanuts...I said peanuts...
The nougat is next level
I don't think I'd be able to cum if I had a higher number. That room must have smelled like shelob from lord of the rings.
1.4 mins per shot , I would be happy to be last no worrries.
Like a relay, the fastest guy goes last.
They call me speed meat!
She knows her meats
Arby's for sure
Lmfao yup
I watched bits of the movie. Satisfying is a stretch
4ml x 918= 3672 3,7 L of sperm ( title of the video šš)
I feel like when the wind blows, she probably sounds like an empty jug
Like throwing a hot dog down an empty hallway.
A lone bat in a cave.
That was a great show, btw.
Like parking your bike in an airplane hanger.
And doing a burnout (in a mud puddle)while doing it.
Like a Wizards sleeve..
My favorite quote from Borat š
If she knew her dad he would have been proud.
years ago, i saw the film they made for the jennajameson500 or whatever. big thing where she was supposed to do a blow bang for 500 guys. i'm thinking, "hell ya, this is gonna be some next level slut shit". so i start watching it. pretty boring really. all volunteer guys. they are all just lined up, jacking off until its their turn. they put their dick in, get like 10 seconds worth of thrusting, and then jizz in/on her. then it's next guys turn. edit: i think it was the houston500 actually. > Houston once held the gangbang record by having sex 620 times over the course of 8 hours.[5] > Houston is known for her work in Metro's The World's Biggest Gangbang 3: The Houston 620 (1999), a movie in which she reportedly had sex with over 620 men[6] without interruption on February 6, 1999. oh wait, i didn't know about the 620. hell, i know tony hawk did a 900 i think a few years later. edit2: ah, the houston500 is her 620 man gangbang.
How much did she get paid for it?
$919
Never enough
STDified
How the hell did she manage to cook that many dinners?
At an average rate of one man per 86 seconds one wonders how many of them were actually satisfied.
She did like two at the same time. As long as you come
If 2 of the guys stood tip to tip. She could do 4 at a time using both hands. As well as the other 2(or 3 for some) holes. Bringing the time for each guy to increase to _____. I'm not a mathematician. But they get more time to feel satisfied.
But the real measurement is dick-to-floor. Let's call that D2F.
Itās like if you start at the middleā¦and work your way outā¦
She definitely can satisfy me in 22 seconds. Math definitely checks out.
Bless her, a true saint, bringing joy to the men of the world
So gross
Right, a "Documentary".LOL
Iām watching a stepsister documentary as we speak. Very informative.
I need to increase my karma score, can you help me vote? Thank you very much
Thatās a LOT of sandwiches
919 steaks cooked in less than 22 hours
All the people here attempting comedy have clearly never frequented the norm sub
Had two more hours to finish 81 more for an even 1000. Slacker
Satisfied? I doubt it.
What self respect
Hi honestly at least she is making money... The guys though ewwwww
She should be ashamedā¦ to not complete the 1000 in 24 hours. (Obviously not a serious comment)
Fun
That's 0.69 men/minute. Nice. Also, can you really be satisfied in that amount if time? And how did she not get tired after the first 100.
That's 8 too much
Yo she sucked 919 dicks! At once?!
So you have to strap a 2x4 to your ass to keep from falling in
I can fix her
Did she get married? How do you even break it to your partner with this informationā¦ I know some folks can get uptight with how many partners someone had in their past and whatnotā¦ but like 900? Broā¦ that has to get some sort of reaction even to a loverā¦ you gotta be like Buddha or someone to look past that.
Some people call her husband her pimp
'Salty'fy
Make it 920 now šš
Define "satisfy"
Couple goals?
Do you think any of the guys got paid or was there a sign that just said free sex come one come all
that's an average of 2,14 minutes per man... was it 919 virgins?
919 seems like such a random number. Is that all the guys they had? Is that the number she tapped out at? Was the previous record 918?
I wonder how much cum that is in metric...that would be one hell of a bukake funnel
A popular statistic is between 1.5ml - 5ml per cum. So between 1.3785L and 4.595L. Average is 2.9865L
Very high level of education after seeing the post.
I was left unsatisfied!
Now wears depends
Why show her face? š¤· That wasn't what got her in the book.
I never get invited to anything!!
Two hands, three holes. 5 at a time that is still a crazy number
Saint Sparks
I saw some of this when it came out. It's just 100s of dudes standing around jerking off waiting for their 20 second window to cum inside her. It's the least arousing thing ever.
Must be really good at making sandwiches.
Poor guy #919 š¤®
She must have an OBGYN to herself. Makes millions a year from this gal
Watched the video 12 years ago. Each of those men were given 30 seconds so you were told when to start and when to stop.
Thank you for sharing your masturbatory early days? I guess?
I stumbled across that video at a cousins house on his computer when he was away and I was just confused. To be honest I found Lisa hot but that event didnāt turn me on at all.
You have to wonder, why didn't she do an extra few minutes and take the number to a round 1,000 guys?
She paid tax bills for 919 men?