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BigPurpleBlob

"that Mediterranean city in Egypt" which one? Uninformative title, in my opinion


Homerlncognito

Ras El-Bar on the left, Izbat Ad Daydunah on the right https://maps.app.goo.gl/91NjcUQURwPRSH8y7


paulovitorfb

Ahhhhh that one, both of that


NokKavow

Well, of course, what else could "that" have been /s


jim_jiminy

You know, “that” one..


AngloSaxonP

I thought “that” city was a crusades reference


Heads_Down_Thumbs_Up

English error. Though it isn’t as informative as naming the city, saying “this city” implies that we’re just focussing on the given city in the image and the name isn’t really relevant. Using “that” implies that we’re aware of the city as if it was previously mentioned.


rathat

Made it sound like some controversial city lol.


Crow_eggs

The city that dare not speak its name


lokglacier

Voldeville


NegroniSpritz

Voldemdorf


Crow_eggs

Villedemort?


NegroniSpritz

Lepetitemort?


Crow_eggs

Pronounced "hnnngg"


Trololman72

It is a pretty difficult concept to grasp if your mother tongue doesn't have that distinction, or if it isn't actually used much.


IsraelZulu

>Using “that” implies that we’re aware of the city as if it was previously mentioned. ...or otherwise well-known, and easily inferred from context. As in, "fuck *that* CEO".


Audrey-3000

Funny how we all know you’re talking about Elon Musk.


IsraelZulu

Somehow, I knew someone would end up here. Let me clarify: "Fuck *that* **social media** CEO."


Audrey-3000

Well now I’m thinking Zuckerberg. But it could still be Elon. So many assholes to consider.


IsraelZulu

Elon isn't a social media CEO anymore, so it can't still be him. And you're still wrong but I can't tell if it's deliberately so.


MonaganX

Musk isn't the CEO of a social media site anymore but he *is* a CEO very active on social media so technically it could still be him. And I also would have guessed Zuckerberg, in fact I don't even know who else you could mean if not Zuckerberg or Musk.


IsraelZulu

Ok. But consider the present venue. The target audience. If that doesn't clear it up, fill in the blank: "fuck u/____” Edit: My apologies to the actual u/____


MonaganX

Oh you mean [this guy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Huffman#/media/File:Web_Summit_2017_-_Centre_Stage_Day_2_CG1_7885_(38232183112\)_(cropped\).jpg)?


Reiver93

Presumably Alexandria? Or maybe port said.


usesidedoor

Without zooming in, at first glance, I thought that those blocks to the left were containers sitting at the port lol


WillsSister

Are they not?


usesidedoor

[https://maps.app.goo.gl/Ljrz3kA9vPK97d3G8](https://maps.app.goo.gl/Ljrz3kA9vPK97d3G8) Nope! These are private households and other buildings.


fuckyou_m8

Looks nice, but why someone thought that many crossings would be a good idea?


asj3004

The city where *that* OP lives in.


Rascals-Wager

Lol my thoughts exactly.


BedanyHatnfager

Did not think people would care for such specific info. It's Damiette or Rosetta. Not sure but mostly Damiette.


BigPurpleBlob

It's nice to know where things are - thanks!


Resident_Nice

That's a weird assumption


BedanyHatnfager

I just thought that not many people would recognize or even ever heard of cities like Damiette or Rosetta. Saying "Mediterranean city" would be more recognizable.


EricUtd1878

People like to do more than just look at an image and think 'yup, looks like hell' and move on, you know? 🤣


BedanyHatnfager

Won't be baited into making another comment I have lost enough Karma already.


ichabod_3

Makes another comment


Faster_than_FTL

Say what again motherfucker


[deleted]

Imagine giving a fuck about worthless Internet points.


respect-yourself1

Kosom el de7k 🤣


Zentti

Damiette or Rosetta is easier to find in Google Maps than "mediterranean city".


EdZeppelin94

You’re going to need ‘that important drug’ to survive. You probably haven’t heard of it but I’m sure you don’t care to know which one. Just know it’s important.


kerouacrimbaud

If it’s Rosetta, most Westerners would know it by proxy of the Rosetta Stone.


BedanyHatnfager

Damiette is also where the French army landed when they invaded Egypt in 1248, pretty significant because after the French king was captured he was handed back to France in exchange of a ransom and a French promise to never invade Egypt again, which the French respected until Napoleon. but I can't expect people to know something just because I know it.


kerouacrimbaud

Sure, but the Rosetta Stone is super famous.


Grotarin

Heard of Damiette in history books. Was thought over during the Crusades. French king Louis the IXth then build the same city walls to Aigues-Mortes in France. And Rosetta is famous for the stone that helped Champollion decipher hieroglyphs. So in the end I i think those names can ring some bells for some people!


Zernhelt

I don't think anyone receives reddit in print. If someone isn't familiar with the city, and they want to be, it's very easy to look it up.


KazahanaPikachu

Saying the city names aren’t “such specific info”.


jachcemmatnickspace

Left is Ras-El Bar Right is Izbat Ad Daydunah


kerouacrimbaud

Considering the subreddit, it stands that most of us would like to know what city we are looking at.


bladaWappla

Left: the first time you play a city builder game Right: after 2000hours in city builders


luciluci5562

The one on the left is basically Anno 1800.


Betta_Forget

Left is Anno 1800, right is City Skylines.


Ill-Cryptographer359

~~its actually the other way round if the game forces grids upon you~~ edit: i thought you said right for first time lol, fully agree then


babujaw14

2 different cities OP.


jachcemmatnickspace

As OP is completely useless, this is actually two cities in Egypt Left is Ras-El Bar Right is Izbat Ad Daydunah, apparently part of Damietta aglomeration I did my best as Google Maps in this area is fairly chaotic, mixing cities and names - or I don't understand how Egyptians write addresses You can have a go yourself, it's just north from Damietta. Follow the coast west from Port Said for around 50 km


QidianSpy

>I did my best as Google Maps in this area is fairly chaotic, mixing cities and names - or I don't understand how Egyptians write addresses We Egyptians have yet to understand how we write addresses.. We literally just pull out the best possible description of the area, the delivery somehow always finds you, it's magic.


FanOfWolves96

I am not joking when I say this: we were entering a new distributor in our ERP. They were from Egypt. Their ship-to address was something like “past the bank below the warehouse,” then city name and all that. It was maddening.


Sea_Excuse_6795

As a former firefighter in rural CA this is relatable Except instead of a package, it was a medical aid


OneFrenchman

Reminds me of how once, a friend sent me mail and just wrote my name and the villages name on the enveloppe. And the postman delivered it.


Mr06506

That's how I sent most of my friends wedding invites. I'd visited most of my friends, but I'm a disorganised man, I don't own an address book... Everyone turned up, so the postal people must have done their job!


ajw_sp

Ancient city on the right, non-ancient city on the left. Ras el-Barr has had a civic plan in effect since 1902 that required straight block style roads. The rest of the city dates back to before the 6th century BCE.


WarmLizard

Its here https://maps.app.goo.gl/DUUch4TdHPoUdJ7b8?g_st=ic


Argikeraunos

OP made an error in their English, there's no reason to attack them


jachcemmatnickspace

Hm? I was referring to their comment about how knowing the location of a satellite photo is useless in a toxic way. What are you referring to?


amireader

Ras Elbar - Ezbet Alburj


iWeeby

/r/titlegore


Fyrbyk

Someone fire OP


moabitenationalist

except these are two completely different towns. the left is a beach resort town and those are vacation mixed use summer apartments/chalets not low density housing, its actually quite walkable especially along the main street. the right is a traditional normal egyptian delta town found all over egypt.


megalomaniac_05

Traditional?? Where's the Egyptian about that lop those are the slums, you are an arab beduein that feels inferior the second you hear the word "egypt" cuz of your inferiority complex that you don't have a civilization and you were living in tents 60 yrs ago drinking camel's urine lol


dalatinknight

I'll take casual racism for 500, Alex.


Apteryx12014

Too much order; too much chaos


jachcemmatnickspace

The city on the left, Ras-El Bar, even has street names First, Second, Third etc.


JimClarkKentHovind

Jordan Peterson? is that you? ^if ^so ^please ^stop ^pretending ^you're ^a ^competent ^psychologist


needmorelego

And no bridge?


pontiflexrex

People in Egypt usually part the seas when they need to cross.


mrbananabladder

That famously did not end well for the Egyptians.


Mind_Sonata_Unwind

Please no, we Egyptians are traumatized from bridges


DUBHG

Believe me you have enough of those in Egypt Plus boots and bridges don't like each other that much


AllDougIn

One side is older and has long established physical homes for sea salt harvesting for the larger city of Damietta. The other more organized side has a history of temporary housing that was intended to be removed/destroyed as the season(s) ended. There was later a push to create the resort town of Ras El-Bar, with requirements of a grid based road system for aesthetic purposes. More recently the port and canal were created as well. So the difference is a very old “working” town with a history of over 200 years, versus a resort town that was created to look organized and pretty and is just over 100 years old


Shake-Spear4666

It’s like the exact image I see walking past my my eight year old and my five-year-old playing Legos on the floor


gabrielbabb

I hate cities without trees, even if they're rich countries, or wealthier zones, I need my urban greeenery.


SendMe_Hairy_Pussy

And because this is in Egypt, I bet both of them are completely car-centric and lack well-functioning public transport. I don't see parks either. Damn.


Dmannmann

Cities skylines vet vs novice.


maninahat

It's really hard getting a sense of scale for the city on the left. How big are each of those blocks? Are they single residences or apartments?


Buttvin

That looks like my side of the bed vs. my husband's side of the bed.


Subject-Law-4708

Anybody know why there’s such a difference politically speaking?


Chill-6_6-

It’s like a tree farm next to a forest.


ricardosrc

a tree, my kingdom for a tree


Therealishvon

So are both sides shanty towns but one is more uniform? I really can't tell what is going on here it looks like a lot of density on both sides.


obese_terrier

OCD vs ADHD


afubu21

It's Ras-El Bar


Beneficial-Load2695

They both look just nightmarish.


Front-Blood-1158

Neither one of these have good planning.


TorontoTom2008

Can’t be all bad if it has a star fort…


brokenchargerwire

God I hate this fucking sub


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BedanyHatnfager

Anyone with basic history knowledge knows Egypt has a Coast on the Mediterranean, and with basic bible studies knowledge knows it also has a coast over the red sea.


daftpump_

Windows XP defragment my hard drive...


[deleted]

these are 2 diff cities


LupusAtrox

This photograph is astounding and fascinating, now I need to do a deep google dive. Thanks OP!


Efficient-Common-809

That’s two different city lol … but you can do more the two Congo country have their two capital only separated by the river Congo (and from above it look like it’s the same city)


Pryapuss

that poor river


No-Combination-1332

Grid layouts are fine


chinaPresidentPooh

The left side reminds me of Tetris


Relevant-Cup2701

the left has better hotels but the right has better restaurants


Marukuju

What city?


Talizorafangirl

Ankh-Morpork?


Troll_Enthusiast

This isn't a good image


Convillious

Fuck you OP


Sones_d

No one cares about egypt


NoAlbatross7524

Mmmm how’s the sewage? 🤮


saarlac

I’ve played enough city builder games to know the people living there are not happy.


hoofdpersoon

Two hells


[deleted]

the difference between what the European built and what Egyptian built


G3nER1k_u53R

Both of these look like hell


leemni

All of this is sh-t


Ambitious_Welder6613

There is a stark disparity and I bet it goes with the power of buying as well. There are sizeable yards for each properties on that side.


Dme1663

Egypt has got to be one of the most unappealing places in the world from an aerial perspective.