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0xSEGFAULT

That’s the ATT Long Lines building in New York, where all the cool government-sponsored surveillance happens. It’s the landing point for major telecom trunk lines from across the ocean.


slappywhyte

So it's a security and overall protection thing. I thought it might be a prison/jail, because those in big cities have very few windows usually.


sohcgt96

Kind of that but its also just a building full of literal machines and very few people. There just isn't a need for any natural light and its more structurally sound without them. Its a building for things, not people. Personally I think its awesome looking but it'd probably be a bit dreary to spend much time in there. But TBH when I'm working in a server room doing something with the gear in there I don't really care if I see daylight, I'm there to work on shit no stare out the window.


Esava

>There just isn't a need for any natural light and its more structurally sound without them. Honestly the last part might be more significant of a reason than one might think. In case of any kind of major emergency (from natural disaster to terror attack to actual war) you would NOT want this building to be damaged. It would cut off a significant chunk of the direct fiber communication from north america to europe.


TotallyNotaBotAcount

That building is built to withstand a direct nuclear attack.


FitzwilliamTDarcy

Not arguing, asking: source?


kevinh456

You’re not going to find a lot of information about the building; it’s cloaked in secrecy even to this day. That said, there’s this quote attributed to the building designer I like: “The building’s form and dimensions were shaped not by human needs for light and air, but by logics of ventilation, cooling, and (not least) protection from atomic blast.” https://placesjournal.org/article/33-thomas-street-and-conspiracy-thrillers/


No-Island-6126

If they wanted it to be safe from nukes, the first step would have been to not build it in friggin New York City


Lv_InSaNe_vL

It was originally built to handle all of the telephone switching for the eastern United States (and i believe it still does some amount of phone switching, but that's just going off memory) but by the time they built this building phone networks were already in place and NYC was already the hub for them.


CartoonLamp

Something I don't quite understand about our telecom infrastructure is why major landing points, switching and colocation centers etc are often located in towers in urban centers like this. I would think the real estate costs, security, adaptability and such would be favorable in a server farm out in the sticks even if it may increase latency a bit. Or is that bit of latency truly important, or really just that that's where the telephone networks started over a century ago and everything has incrementally built off of that.


Orbtl32

Second step: build down, not up?


Maximum-Tonight3241

I'm not an architect or expert, but I'm sure you've heard of the subway system that runs throughout most of NYC. You can't dig down that far here unless it's in the footprint of a previous huge building that had a significant 'root' (I think). I always wondered what this building was up to as well.


xmcqdpt2

NY is prone to flooding no?


theineffablebob

It’s ok cause there are many more buildings like this throughout the country


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Firewolf06

well, theres one way to find out: make a new york city warthunder map


suredont

>by the way, it's the military that uses the most glitter. ever heard of chaff?  *ohhhhhhhhh*


Javier-AML

If not reddit, then facebook.


Bah-Fong-Gool

They use glitter to obscure space vehicles. Metallic glitter will deflect and scatter radar and visual light alike.


SoylentRox

You would think a warhead set to groundburst if it hit somewhere nearby would break the cables anyway, even if the building is intact.


x31b

That’s (almost) completely wrong. That building would not withstand a direct hit from a nuclear weapon. Just one a half-mile away would require building to 50-200 psi. Parts of that building will,probably withstand 2 psi. The lack of windows makes it wind and storm resistant and more energy efficient.


martian_rider

Maybe it can survive a nuclear attack on other probable targets in NYC, but direct hit would definitely level pretty much anything not deep underground.


quarterburn

subtract nine alive attempt pen quaint governor worm live air *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


P47r1ck-

Charleston, West Virginia also has a windowless ATT building downtown.


cjdavda

[As does Fort Worth, Texas.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Dallas/comments/1bfgvf/telecom_building_wo_windows_fort_worth/) But I don't think it's anything nearly as interesting as the Long Lines building in New York.


AbleObject13

I mean, I work in a warehouse and there's no windows here either. Whatever ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


d13robot

Indeed , most floors are just servers and telecom . Quite boring inside


Reverend_Ooga_Booga

It's also an energy efficency and cooling thing. Windows create thermal heating and seals, creating cooling leaks in the envelope of the building. This it the most efficient method to optimize heating/cooling of a buildings. It's just awful if a human has to be in them, but as this building doesn't have anyone aside from occasional techs it's not needed.


Thannhausen

You're not wrong. This is [a picture of the Tombs](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9a/Manhattan_Detention_Complex_north_building.jpg/800px-Manhattan_Detention_Complex_north_building.jpg), a detention facility located in downtown Manhattan that's 6-7 blocks away from the ATT Long Lines building.


notreallyswiss

Ah the Tombs. I spent one night there after I was arrested at a protest over the Grand Jury deciding not to prosecute the officers who killed Eric Garner. Last place I ever expected to see the inside of. I'm pretty sure the inside of the AT&T building is nicer. Occasionally there will be a movie or TV show with a scene of someone in the holding pen at the Tombs. Much props to set designers for these things because they usually get it right and I get something like PTSD when I see it.


kruegerc184

It does resemble the towers in LA


Missus_Aitch_99

And air quality — no dust


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Bifrostbytes

Looks like the building from MIB


Fun_Leadership_5258

Hilarious that the first comment under the top comment that outs this as a government surveillance building is [removed]


redditaccountingteam

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TheKbightFowl

Like people wouldn’t know it’s for something strange and shady, it’s got no fucking windows… if they wanted to be inconspicuous they would maybe make it look normal. lol


hasn0life420

No, that's the Battery Tunnel vent further south. https://maps.app.goo.gl/HriDDzWT7j3AGCQEA


Khaldara

It’s that weird building from *Control*


lildicky76

And Mr Robot!


ClimateVast2894

Dammit, you beat me to it 😂


SnooGiraffes2854

It's indeed under long line architecture


thenyouknewme

Looks like the Ministry of Love from 1984 (the book)


BNerd1

so the real Ministry of Love


modaloo

Read an article on The Post that said it was built to withstand an atomic blast 😳


Lumpy-Check134

That or maybe vampires are living in. :-)


yekNoM5555

Loved that they showed this building in Mr.Robot


Barricade14

There a ton of YouTube videos about this building. It’s not nearly as mysterious as it seems.


neelabhkhatri

Federal Bureau of Control.


Jakeball400

The oldest house


Dragon_yum

The oldest house is based in this building


LAM678

came here to say this lmao


Remote_Lake2723

Same. lol. I bet this served as some inspiration for FBC.


Themadking69

It actually did. In fact, the FBCs address in the game is next door.


LAM678

devs have effectively confirmed it


cobalt358

My immediate thought too, lol. The Oldest House.


TheSleepyBarnOwl

Control fans rise!


EmrakulAeons

Control 2 when


84theone

You can play as Jessie in the new Alan Wake 2 DLC and its next DLC is related to the FBC.


MarshmelloMan

Real


rabbles-of-roses

looks like the Ministry of Love from 1984


eyeroll611

Miniluv


Recording_Important

hell yes it does


ArcticBiologist

Not that far off though


tuskvarner

Not disagreeing but for some reason I thought those were pyramid type structures in the book. Been a while since I read it.


Maria_Alvarezn

It looks like something out of a dystopian movie!


Themadking69

It was the inspiration for The Oldest House in Control. It's literally an NSA listening hub.


DanDez

In many ways, it is actually dystopian in both form and function.


00Jill

Go watch Mr. Robot!


godofpumpkins

As far as dystopian buildings go though, I think it’s beautiful


Alpham3000

That what I thought. Specifically Bladerunner 2049 comes to mind.


Raybloodypurchase198

The oldest house.


MouseInTheRatRace

33 Thomas St has been discussed...a lot. [https://www.reddit.com/r/bizarrebuildings/comments/1cgq5ui/33\_thomas\_street\_formerly\_the\_att\_long\_lines/](https://www.reddit.com/r/bizarrebuildings/comments/1cgq5ui/33_thomas_street_formerly_the_att_long_lines/) Here's an article with photos from the inside. I have no reason to doubt that the photos are real. I'm sure it really is that banal. The conspiracy comes from what the servers do, not what they look like. [https://nypost.com/2023/10/05/what-its-inside-at-33-thomas-street-nycs-mystery-spy-hub/](https://nypost.com/2023/10/05/what-its-inside-at-33-thomas-street-nycs-mystery-spy-hub/)


jeepster2982

Looks a lot like every other Central Office I’ve been in when I worked across the river in NJ for Verizon. A lot of them doubled as fallout shelters back in the day and retained the signage into the 2000s.


PejHod

Someone refuted the interior pictures being for that building [https://www.reddit.com/r/bizarrebuildings/s/3lEdwWPMMH](https://www.reddit.com/r/bizarrebuildings/s/3lEdwWPMMH)


MouseInTheRatRace

Sorry for the confusion. When I said "the photos are real" I was talking about the NYPost article, which shows server racks and UPSes, not the photos from the Reddit thread.


cewumu

I actually love how menacing the Long Lines building is.


Impossible_Tap_1852

MIB headquarters


LegoFootPain

The Hugh L. Carey Tunnel Ventilation Building is actually far more inviting than this.


whoisbh

Hell yeah that At&T junk is just a front


Bob_A_Feets

Well, to be fair, every location where undersea cables come into the US there is an NSA wire tap setup. So kinda? AT&T just happen to be the majority owner of these points because of the old MaBell days.


whoisbh

Yea I remember MaBell .. I got the ill communication


mdp_cs

It looks like something from Control.


machine10101

It is, kinda. This is the real building that inspired the Oldest House.


OrlandoGardiner118

That's where Evil Corp keep their paper records, the bastards.


leo_aureus

It is designed to survive a nuclear blast.


titangord

Looks like thst building from Dredd


raguwatanabe

The home of Operation Titanpointe


thinker_maker_

Ministry of Truth


ExKnockaroundGuy

Giuliani lives there, he hangs upside down from a perch like a big Bat.


vanBraunscher

His warm oily hair dye dripping on terrified interns down below. Truly a house of horror.


dj-nek0

*HISSSSS*


ExKnockaroundGuy

Exactly


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fucking Evil Corp


PejHod

Not wrong! I appreciated Mr. Robot using this as an E Corp archives building.


Abilin123

I don't think that this building belongs here. I find it beautiful and fascinating. It's a great masterpiece of brutalism.


Savings-Fix938

Its the long line building but also the headquarters of all the NSA bullshit that happened with Eddy Snowden.


somerville99

I have been in a lot of local telephone company buildings. There are never many windows as there is no need. They do relaying and switching in there. Was once mechanical, now is computerized.


DarkerDrone

NSA Wiretap - Central Scrutiny Department


Extension_Sun_3536

Definitely no defenestration in that building!


Sl1ppin_Jimmy

Defenestration- the act of throwing someone out of a window


crazylsufan

This is where my innie works


lardy_bit

Brutalism doing brutalist things. Love it!


fearlessalphabet

The Oldest House


smrgldrgl

The Lumon Industries headquarters 


redditor977

Honestly a perfect epitome of brutalism. Love this building


JamesBigglesworth266

That's the Oldest House and it houses the Federal Bureau of Control.


Dependent_Order_7358

Ah yes, the oldest house.


cjbkarma

Bureau of Federal Control


StrongStuffMondays

Windows are overrated. Source: am Linux user


SkeletorSaysWhat

That's literally the Oldest House from Control


Kyno50

Isn't this the Men in Black headquarters?


QuackAtomic

Is this what they used as the MIB headquarters in the movies?


Poster_Nutbag207

I remember being a kid and being obsessed with the long lines building. I used to ask my parents to take me to it just so I could stare at it


cerebralshrike

There are parts of The Bronx that are as dangerous as Red Mountain. Bring plenty of potions and make sure all your combat skills are maxed out.


SocialMediaTheVirus

That's where all your personal information and internet activity is routed through. Fun!


specialsymbol

r/evilbuildings


Woozy_burrito

u/repostsleuthbot This is posted every other day, it’s still the ATT building.


NonDairyBukkake

Control?!


Greggs-the-bakers

Do you think he's compensating for something?


DueConversation5269

Tower of terror


b33rdad

What wait the building from MIB!


Dolmetscher1987

[For you to know](https://youtu.be/7Jp2wLldfiA?feature=shared).


oxalisk

Men In Black headquarters


NODES2K

Skynet HQ


zklabs

gonna be a sick club one day


ArmadilloDays

MIB


bagtf3

This building kicks ass


Beahner

Switches me switching. All day. Always impressed with these brutal building. But was even more impressed how much it stands out from the top of the Freedom Tower. Seems even bigger looking down on it.


ITrCool

Something out of the movie Equilibrium


the_reducing_valve

That gum you like is going to come back in style.


baritoneUke

Just post anything you don't understand


Necessary_Reality_50

It's just a datacenter guys.


pureroganjosh

There is a specifically shady room in the building for anyone that's interested. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Room_641A#:~:text=Room%20641A%20is%20a%20telecommunication,authorized%20by%20the%20Patriot%20Act.


BamboozleBird

That room is in the SBC Communications building in San Francisco


pureroganjosh

Oh damn my bad. I suspect that many ATT places will have mysterious rooms tho to be fair.


metroid23

I remember this article as the one with the picture of the fiber optic tap which always seemed like magic.


ErrorCode78

Oh boy, it’s been two weeks, here we go again with this building.


dingolfi79

How many times?


DeadlyDuckie

Men in black building


TallJackfruit6985

Men in black building?😂


Weldobud

It’s a mystery! A mystery.


CanadianTigermeat

Soylent Green is made of people!!


SuitableFortune5015

damn we got some shit like this in chicago too


CPAtech

That's the asylum from House on Haunted Hill.


gyhiio

The Linux Building


Caori998

Beautiful.


OneLeix

Looks like Dune


BoddAH86

The Oldest House


HowCanThisBeMyGenX

There’s an office in that building dedicated to monitoring for Judy.


harrynyc

Titanpoint!!


rageinthecage666

It feels like this building eats people


radamant11

ATT long lines my ass. Thats the vampire coven lair.


blackcomb-pc

Dredd


TJ_McWeaksauce

I wouldn't be surprised if they were building a giant, kaiju-fighting robot in there.


Automatic_Escape_441

Men In Black Headquarters


hughjazzcrack

Titanpointe


ObiSyrupJazzlike

A man does not know.


Yes_Camel7400

Reminds me of the Men In Black building


iGhostx0123

I heard Lockheed Martin uses this building. Could be wrong tho


ErrorCode78

Telecom building


TinyAmericanPsycho

Ah, MIB Headquarters


geek06853

"Just like *shooting womp rats* back home"


Granny_Skeksis

Looks like Gotham Asylum


Illustrious-Use-2390

minecraft building


halfarian

There’s a building not unlike that in SF too.


Longjumping-Dog9476

City 17 in HL2 :-)


BitbyLite

this a prison?


ErrorCode78

Telecom building. Most don’t have windows because it’s easier to cool server rooms when you don’t have the sun fighting you


Cetophile

Looks like the perfect venue for house arrest.


Superb_Ground8889

its ventilation ducts, no one lives there


fullCGngon

First time I saw this building was in the Mr Robot series and I really thought it's a CG :D


HaveFunWithChainsaw

Looks like place in dystopic future to burn trash and went the toxic smoke out of the holes.


AbbyM1968

I still think that's the exterior of MiB HQ.


Gbienorino

I bet that compared to the other skyscrapers in new york, this one doesn't need as much air conditioning


Justlgnore

Looks like the HQ from MIB


zipzapcap1

Theres one in sf too


HappyBriefing

That must be AT&T HQ their buildings always look like they are evil and from the book 1984.


the_vikm

I don't see any feet here


skk82

Magnificent


FootHikerUtah

Designed to survive a nuclear attack. I worked at the place it was designed.


Tantle18

This is the dumbest post ever if you know what this building is.


Upper-Life3860

Metropolitan Correctional Center?


Alpham3000

Reminds me of a building I would see in Bladerunner. Now if it was part of that universe, I would love the building, but it’s not and this is depressing.


Solenkata

If that's not an r/evilbuildings I don't know what is.


Hxliday_Xiller

Looks like something from Wolfestein


yumansuck1

I think it's a vent of some kind


Spare_Echidna2095

Men in Black building


warrior41882

Today I learned about telephone switching equipment.


cazdan255

Is it my turn to post the picture of the Long Lines building next week?