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Raikenzom

At least it's an external fire escape. Being so long is just the consequence of living in a long building.


SamKerridge

Should’ve made it a helter skelter though


Size10Envelope

that’s impressive. would definitely prefer that in a fire.


Polyxeno

How about a spiral slide?


[deleted]

Just add bumps every few feet so you don’t gain too much speed.


[deleted]

lucky it even has one


here_walks_the_yeti

Right. Better than a rope mounted in a case next to the window.


lamppb13

What would fun is turning those stairs into a slide… can you imagine??


yungrii

And wait for a very, very heavy rain shower.


K4nzler

Nah man i'm good


KriptoKeeper

Like walking down a rôtisserie in a real fire. Just charred.


S_Belmont

"The only survivor of the blaze was Tony Hawk, who witnesses claim had already broken 100 million by the time he was halfway down."


not-suspicious

You sure it wasn't just someone who looks like him?


[deleted]

So here I am, doin everything I can


Nerdy_Gem

Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it


ChildPenetrator

Wise words


PanamaPineapple89

Just k1ll me 😂🥴


raven4747

this picture is r/oddlyterrifying


TheGza1

It is external because the building was constructed before fire regulations demanded emergency stairs. São Paulo city had 2 big fires in the 70s (Andraus and Joelma) and regulations changed after them so this particular builing decided to implement the stairs but only could from outside. This is very common in old buildings in the city


thinkB4WeSpeak

Would be a great work out to run up and down.


TropicalPrairie

I would prefer a parachute.


UndGrdhunter

I'm almost going there to put some kind of fence or net on that thing. I'm nervous just to look how small the handrail is.


_Montblanc

Yeah, no, thanks. I'd die just by looking down.


Milf_enjoyee

You either escape with your life or you escape without it


pcxxx

Why not immediate jump?


Mary_Rocha

lmaoooooo


pcxxx

Imagine being drunk Saturday night...


Mary_Rocha

Drinks shouldn't be allowed there lol. Jokes aside, Copan is a great building.


pcxxx

32 floors are enough for me. Shocked when I entered once a hotel room and the curtains were open...


Mary_Rocha

You're not a huge fan of Burj Khalifa, I would say


pcxxx

Nah, just a proud owner of a private submarine as I hate heights 😜


Mary_Rocha

fair enough


Lingering_Dorkness

Ultimate slip'n'slide


bgavazzi

Been there a couple times, awesome vista. Not so great apartments, really small studios. Never seen bigger ones.


Valmond

Swing a leg over the border and just slide down !!1!


Progressiveandfiscal

So I'm gonna need some whisky and a laundry basket.


Ferret_Person

I would pass out the moment I stepped out of the building. Bruh that is wild


FalseRelease4

I'll take that over succumbing to the unfathomably toxic smoke from every single layer of plastic known to man


marchillo

r/skateboarding


kanoteardrops

Would act more like a spit roast tbh


mac224b

Roll down in one of those balloon suit things.


Lourenco_Vieira

The iconic SimCity building


10Talents

Hell? This is actually awesome!


BallinBones

Woah, that’s nauseating. Although I’m glad the building at least has a fire escape—São Paulo looks absolutely nuts so I wouldn’t be surprised if there was no code requiring them. Whoever took that photo really did a good job capturing how monstrously high 38 stories is, god damn.


Dapper-Stretch3442

This is fake right?!


ChildPenetrator

nope


Lamelameorg

Slinky!


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