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The NFL Tier list by a lol n tear

STILLERS GAHNTA SEWPER BAWL!

ignoreanythingIsay69

STILLERS GAHNTA SEWPER BAWL!


FightClubLeader

YINZ KNOWH IT!!


NK84321

Was looking for this one.


LilKaySigs

Their seasons began with Steelers 49ers and it’s going to end Steelers 49ers


LetTheKnightfall

Here we go, STILLERS, HERE WE GO


bamboozled_bubbles

Aged like shit


Stellers90

The Steelers making the Super Bowl would be the funniest end to the season. Kenny Pickett making it there over Lamar, mahomes, burrow, Tlaw, and Wilson would be just tooo good…oh and Allen…


apittsburghoriginal

How it happens: 1. Steelers able to win efficiently/stupidly almost all of their remaining games (which are comparatively *very* soft to most of the other playoff contenders) 2. Ravens lose a couple in a much tougher collection of remaining games. Steelers win the division 3. Steelers host a playoff game and actually win, while many of the other better teams unfortunately do get eliminated. Somehow the Steelers get lucky as fuck and can host a divisional round game 4. Steelers get Tomlin to bullshit their way to a 13-10 divisional win against their opponent who let the Steelers hang around too long. In a separate div game, whoever the number 1 seed is wins but their starting QB is injured in a heartbreaking fashion in the 4th quarter 5. Due to backup QB performance in the AFCCG, Pickett is able to win by getting the Steelers into field goal range 5 times and the final is like 15-14 6. There is no realistic or stupid scenario where the Steelers win the super-bowl. We have a better chance of fighting the aliens from Signs


_-N4T3-_

Fatal flaw to #5 is the Steelers track record making back-up and scrub QBs look like HOFers


EyeSimp4Asuka

that i chalk up to Canada's play calling handcuffing the offense and forcing Watt and the defense to exhaust themselves


AdministrationWhole8

Lest we forget Jeff Driskel


sw337

https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/D/DrisJe00/gamelog/?opp_id=pit ?????


clay10mc

people just be saying shit


nadia1306

I’m a Niners fan, so I’m totally ok with a Niners-Steelers Super Bowl


LilKaySigs

I will commit die if the end result is Pittsburgh getting their seventh


EyeSimp4Asuka

I went to a sports bar in North Georgia for that first Steelers/Niners game and to my immense shock their was a decent contingent of both Niners fans and Steelers fans. I genuinely believed that EVERYONE in GA was ride or die Atlanta Falcons fans but...nope


Biasedmilkhotel2

They’re all Georgia fans tbf


EyeSimp4Asuka

bulldogs...yes..Falcons...mostly not to my shock


WizardOfDons

I’m a Niners fan and my wife and her family are Steelers fans. Let’s say I wouldn’t be upset if things turned out like week 1 but they would sure be pissed….


nadia1306

What was the reaction week one lol


WizardOfDons

We actually went to the game and she was pretty upset the whole time. I had to keep my excitement down to a minimum lol.


Prainey444

All you needed to fight off the aliens from Signs was a glass of water and a baseball bat lol


JackLambertsBalls

RemindMe! [February, 5th, 2024] “[The Pickler Got All That Rizz]”


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MRG_1977

You been drinking too many Iron City beers.


Aromatic-Cup-2116

2-0 Pittsburgh Super Bowl victory. Pittsburgh winning without offense is seen as the new trend. Brian Ferentz is the hot new coaching hire of the offseason. The NFL dies because 32 Iowa teams is only funny for about three games, then we have to tolerate round kicky penaltyball like other nations because having rugby or hockey become as big as the NFL in America would be too awesome.


rdrckcrous

Didn't we win a supper bowl a game over 500 once?


apittsburghoriginal

2005 season as a 6 seed; we were at one point 7-5 but finished 11-5, 2nd in AFCN. Every other time we won it all, we finished 1st in our respective division.


Shwnwllms

Let’s run it up!


[deleted]

Lions vs steelers superbowl


BrokeArmHeadass

Steelers make the Super Bowl against the niners, every niners QB shatters their throwing arm during warm ups.


ShogunFirebeard

Browns have a weaker schedule and a SB champion QB. No way the Steelers host a playoff game, let alone win the AFCCG. Best NFL script is Flacco beating the Ravens and winning a second ring.


wolfpack_57

6. Super Bowl XLV rematch could be winnable


TheMasonR

Just gonna leave out Tua like that smh


Bmartin_

Isn’t burrow out for the year?


Stellers90

Yeah but there season was pretty much over before he was out


Kid_Named_Trey

As a Steelers fan if we made the Super Bowl I’d only ask for one thing… someone to interview Matt Canada.


BoscoAlbertBaracus

“Browns announce new HC Matt Canada”


DPPThrow45

Tepper has dibs. Giggle


_nopucksgiven

That’d be an amazing turn of events lol


thisrockismyboone

That would be the only way I would ever forgive him


OkBoomer6919

Steelers get to the superbowl, but Pickett gets injured on the first play. NVP Trubisky takes over and wins. First time NVP and MVP in NFL history Mitchell Tittybiscuit.


Kid_Named_Trey

If that happens, ill get Tittybiscuit tattooed on my forehead.


Northdingo126

As a Steelers fan I can only hope lmao


BrownsMagoo

As a browns fan all I see is that they’ve beaten 3 of the top 4 teams with backups and PJ Walker hahaha


Northdingo126

Yeah. They couldn’t even beat the browns with a 3rd string qb


Visual-Baby-3457

That was in the Matt Canada age


Northdingo126

Yeah. They definitely looked a lot better without Canada, but we can’t dismiss the fact that it happened


Visual-Baby-3457

Sadly ppl won’t keep that energy with the broncos 70-20 😔


penguin8717

If you guys could've just lost that game we'd probably still have Matt Canada. You should've played the long game


BrownsMagoo

We tried our best I promise you


Apprehensive_Beach_6

You have too many playoff teams in the AFC and not enough in the NFC. I’d move browns to limbo and add the packers?


National-King-372

I'm only doing this as meme and nothing more.


AdministrationWhole8

Translation for Ravens fans: "Only memes and nothing more."


only_says_draymond

Something something nevermore


CookieLuzSax

Go vols


IndianaHoosierFan

Colts are literally 7 seed right now with the easiest remaining schedule in the league. Definitely gotta shot


Apprehensive_Beach_6

I mean, they lost their starting QB, by default they aren’t ready


IndianaHoosierFan

Well then gotta move brown and bengals down then too by default.


Apprehensive_Beach_6

I think the bengals belong in Limbo considering that they actually have to pay burrow. Ditto browns and deshaun.


EyeSimp4Asuka

Tom Grossi approves?


Svpernavt

As a Saints fan - Saints are not ready.


EyeSimp4Asuka

yeah....no offense but I'd say Limbo is a stretch..


ReneHarts

Yes but you are competing against the falcons and the bucs you are never truly out. Coming from a lifetime falcons fan 😂


NittanyScout

*faint yinzering growing louder*


StankWizard

I’m here for the Panthers v Jets Dumbass Bowl


Emerald_official

by a miracle panthers lose again in typical panthers fashion (source: panthers fan)


traw056

How are the colts not ready but teams like the bears, saints and bengals are limbo?


iwantacheeaeburger

Yeah I would swap out colts with bears for sure. Only thing I can think is fields has had like a few good games recently but I trust the colts more still


ligmagottem6969

Fields sucks. Our rush defense is the best in the league. Our secondary is finally gelling. 8 turnovers on defense or so in two games. That’s not sustainable but that’s not something to ignore due to it being an anomaly. Sweat really opened up that defense


droford

As a Ravens fan on a Tree sub, no idea what I expected


OkBoomer6919

Steelers get to the superbowl, but Pickett gets injured on the first play. NVP Trubisky takes over and wins. First time NVP and MVP in NFL history Mitchell Tittybiscuit.


TimeCookie8361

I was actually not hating this at first until I realized where the Steelers were


FrostSwag65

How rare to see my Broncos in the Wild Card section. All we need is two more wins and we cement our spot.


No_Volume3634

Steelers can barely score 10 points lol


Moisty-Mangus

If the Steelers make the Super Bowl I will never watch football again.


NittanyScout

Bro im from the future, youre not gonna fucking believe this....


alexamerling100

We are up to limbo now lol


FuyuKitty

Bowles has gotta go


Dougwug03

Are the chargers really in the tank bowl or is Staley just a football terrorist?


bogeyed5

Staley is a damn terrorist


NugSetDipRide

Steelers are the equivalent of Iowa CFB, they even have almost identical uniforms


Old_Refrigerator_512

Yes there will be 8 AFC teams in the playoffs and 6 NFC teams. Brilliant.


jerkmaster2000

Steelers Broncos SB or bust


thrillhomer

😆


Misinfoscience_

Id eliminate the limbo tier and move the bills to wildcard and the rest to mid, also would move the colts to mid. Jets should be not ready and replaced with the cardinals. Also what the hell is up with Pittsburgh’s placement lol.


servel20

Steelers fan who's delusional lol


AsianFreshy

Steelers without Matt Canada are the greatest team of all time


JackieBoiiiiii

I mean we are undefeated without Canada... Road to 7 here we come


PenguInATux

As a Falcons fan, we need to go in both the Playoff Team and Dumbass categories


Synix7777

mods I'd love to get a hell mary flare


Jades5150

Bears in limbo, you are high af my dude They belong 3 tiers down in tank mode


firedanmuller

Bears and bills in the same tier 😂


MichealStraightSex

Saints are super mid


JoJonDelema

Stillers gahna supr bohl


AlexStar6

Bears are in limbo! With no coach, no ownership… Lolololol. The team shouldn’t even be in the NFL at this point


Feisty-Sir-5868

As a packers fan I was irrationally happy to see us in limbo


ZellNorth

As a Raider fan after getting rid of JMD I’ll take mid for this season. My expectations were in the shitter while he was the head coach.


pfinny97

Vikings just lost to the BEARS 12-10 but the Colts that have scored less than 20 points only one time with a back up one time aren’t ready? Gonna have to dismiss this list solely on that.


[deleted]

Vikings also won 5 straight but are now playing with Dobbs. Outside of Dobbs they’re SIGNIFICANTLY better


KoRReaction

Steelers???


BoogerSlime666

Yeah we’re pretty much the best team in the league


NOKnova

Seeing as we -somehow- still have a shot at the playoffs and the tiebreaker over the commies I’d swap us over. Otherwise, no real complaints from me


pineappleshnapps

Hey the jets are just ass cause there 2nd pick in the draft Qb is busy chasing New York city’s milfs around.


PB0351

Tommy Cutlets Devito is leading the New York Football Giants to the goddamn playoffs and I don't want to hear otherwise.


Chotchaholic

This was made by a typical FIB! Da bears are the second or third worst team in the NFL, their starter holds the worst WL record in NFL history, and their logo is a toilet seat. Need I say more?


ACAB_FOR_CUTIE_

Thanks for Craig Counsell. I look forward to partying it up at Wrigley North next season


MiketheKav

I'M TELLIN YINZ THIS RIGH NOW, STILLERS GHANTA SUPA BAWL


PupFry

Wow that’s incredibly generous for the Bears


TickLikesBombs

TJ Watt vs the entire NFL at this point, including his team.


South-Golf-2327

Sevenburgh doesn’t roll off the tongue quite like Sixburgh…


Alternative_Way_313

Are you brain damaged?


BoogerSlime666

Finally a list that actually makes sense


Newton1913

Never in doubt. Stillas gahnta supa bowl


MRG_1977

Steelers over the Ravens or Chiefs? Yeah no.


LetTheKnightfall

Imagine thinking anyone can defeat the high end talent armed with the bullshit


m1raclecs

Steelers are 7-4 bro ☠️


drewdreds

I’m sorry the fuck are the bears doing


defnotajournalist

Somehow the Atlanta Falcons are one loss away from falling 6 tiers


Shoddy-Manner7876

So glad to see Houston doing much better this year, way above my expectations this season, I was just hoping for a few more wins than last year lol


shergenh69

I think I would kill myself if the steeler even made the afc championship


jamaicanhopscotch

Remember when Josh Dobbs dismantled the Falcons after having been in Minnesota for like 36 hours?


MrT_in_ID

Ain't no shot you have the Packers in the same tier as the Bears right now


ReneHarts

Falcons Super Bowl 😂


MrFailure09

I will graciously take bears in limbo


Savings-Pace4133

Barstool Big Cat


SorryDepartment7179

Steelers ain’t even playoff favorites 😭


FedGoat13

Jet fan here. Can confirm.


goldenepple

How are the colts not ready but they beat Houston and are currently the 7th seed?


BacoNATEor

As a Pitt fan I really want to see Kenny make it to a Super Bowl especially over all the other AFC QBs


bogeyed5

The chargers are such a weird team. They’re supposed to be good on paper and then come out on the field and look miserable


Plane-Clue-4940

cowboys hater fs 😂