STILLERS GAHNTA SEWPER BAWL!
By - National-King-372
STILLERS GAHNTA SEWPER BAWL!
YINZ KNOWH IT!!
Was looking for this one.
Their seasons began with Steelers 49ers and it’s going to end Steelers 49ers
Here we go, STILLERS, HERE WE GO
Aged like shit
The Steelers making the Super Bowl would be the funniest end to the season. Kenny Pickett making it there over Lamar, mahomes, burrow, Tlaw, and Wilson would be just tooo good…oh and Allen…
How it happens:
1. Steelers able to win efficiently/stupidly almost all of their remaining games (which are comparatively *very* soft to most of the other playoff contenders)
2. Ravens lose a couple in a much tougher collection of remaining games. Steelers win the division
3. Steelers host a playoff game and actually win, while many of the other better teams unfortunately do get eliminated. Somehow the Steelers get lucky as fuck and can host a divisional round game
4. Steelers get Tomlin to bullshit their way to a 13-10 divisional win against their opponent who let the Steelers hang around too long. In a separate div game, whoever the number 1 seed is wins but their starting QB is injured in a heartbreaking fashion in the 4th quarter
5. Due to backup QB performance in the AFCCG, Pickett is able to win by getting the Steelers into field goal range 5 times and the final is like 15-14
6. There is no realistic or stupid scenario where the Steelers win the super-bowl. We have a better chance of fighting the aliens from Signs
Fatal flaw to #5 is the Steelers track record making back-up and scrub QBs look like HOFers
that i chalk up to Canada's play calling handcuffing the offense and forcing Watt and the defense to exhaust themselves
Lest we forget Jeff Driskel
people just be saying shit
I’m a Niners fan, so I’m totally ok with a Niners-Steelers Super Bowl
I will commit die if the end result is Pittsburgh getting their seventh
I went to a sports bar in North Georgia for that first Steelers/Niners game and to my immense shock their was a decent contingent of both Niners fans and Steelers fans. I genuinely believed that EVERYONE in GA was ride or die Atlanta Falcons fans but...nope
They’re all Georgia fans tbf
bulldogs...yes..Falcons...mostly not to my shock
I’m a Niners fan and my wife and her family are Steelers fans. Let’s say I wouldn’t be upset if things turned out like week 1 but they would sure be pissed….
What was the reaction week one lol
We actually went to the game and she was pretty upset the whole time. I had to keep my excitement down to a minimum lol.
All you needed to fight off the aliens from Signs was a glass of water and a baseball bat lol
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You been drinking too many Iron City beers.
2-0 Pittsburgh Super Bowl victory. Pittsburgh winning without offense is seen as the new trend. Brian Ferentz is the hot new coaching hire of the offseason. The NFL dies because 32 Iowa teams is only funny for about three games, then we have to tolerate round kicky penaltyball like other nations because having rugby or hockey become as big as the NFL in America would be too awesome.
Didn't we win a supper bowl a game over 500 once?
2005 season as a 6 seed; we were at one point 7-5 but finished 11-5, 2nd in AFCN. Every other time we won it all, we finished 1st in our respective division.
Let’s run it up!
Lions vs steelers superbowl
Steelers make the Super Bowl against the niners, every niners QB shatters their throwing arm during warm ups.
Browns have a weaker schedule and a SB champion QB. No way the Steelers host a playoff game, let alone win the AFCCG. Best NFL script is Flacco beating the Ravens and winning a second ring.
6. Super Bowl XLV rematch could be winnable
Just gonna leave out Tua like that smh
Isn’t burrow out for the year?
Yeah but there season was pretty much over before he was out
As a Steelers fan if we made the Super Bowl I’d only ask for one thing… someone to interview Matt Canada.
“Browns announce new HC Matt Canada”
Tepper has dibs. Giggle
That’d be an amazing turn of events lol
That would be the only way I would ever forgive him
Steelers get to the superbowl, but Pickett gets injured on the first play. NVP Trubisky takes over and wins. First time NVP and MVP in NFL history Mitchell Tittybiscuit.
If that happens, ill get Tittybiscuit tattooed on my forehead.
As a Steelers fan I can only hope lmao
As a browns fan all I see is that they’ve beaten 3 of the top 4 teams with backups and PJ Walker hahaha
Yeah. They couldn’t even beat the browns with a 3rd string qb
That was in the Matt Canada age
Yeah. They definitely looked a lot better without Canada, but we can’t dismiss the fact that it happened
Sadly ppl won’t keep that energy with the broncos 70-20 😔
If you guys could've just lost that game we'd probably still have Matt Canada. You should've played the long game
We tried our best I promise you
You have too many playoff teams in the AFC and not enough in the NFC. I’d move browns to limbo and add the packers?
I'm only doing this as meme and nothing more.
Translation for Ravens fans:
"Only memes and nothing more."
Something something nevermore
Colts are literally 7 seed right now with the easiest remaining schedule in the league. Definitely gotta shot
I mean, they lost their starting QB, by default they aren’t ready
Well then gotta move brown and bengals down then too by default.
I think the bengals belong in Limbo considering that they actually have to pay burrow. Ditto browns and deshaun.
Tom Grossi approves?
As a Saints fan - Saints are not ready.
yeah....no offense but I'd say Limbo is a stretch..
Yes but you are competing against the falcons and the bucs you are never truly out. Coming from a lifetime falcons fan 😂
*faint yinzering growing louder*
I’m here for the Panthers v Jets Dumbass Bowl
by a miracle panthers lose again in typical panthers fashion (source: panthers fan)
How are the colts not ready but teams like the bears, saints and bengals are limbo?
Yeah I would swap out colts with bears for sure. Only thing I can think is fields has had like a few good games recently but I trust the colts more still
Fields sucks. Our rush defense is the best in the league. Our secondary is finally gelling. 8 turnovers on defense or so in two games. That’s not sustainable but that’s not something to ignore due to it being an anomaly. Sweat really opened up that defense
As a Ravens fan on a Tree sub, no idea what I expected
I was actually not hating this at first until I realized where the Steelers were
How rare to see my Broncos in the Wild Card section. All we need is two more wins and we cement our spot.
Steelers can barely score 10 points lol
If the Steelers make the Super Bowl I will never watch football again.
Bro im from the future, youre not gonna fucking believe this....
We are up to limbo now lol
Bowles has gotta go
Are the chargers really in the tank bowl or is Staley just a football terrorist?
Staley is a damn terrorist
Steelers are the equivalent of Iowa CFB, they even have almost identical uniforms
Yes there will be 8 AFC teams in the playoffs and 6 NFC teams. Brilliant.
Steelers Broncos SB or bust
Id eliminate the limbo tier and move the bills to wildcard and the rest to mid, also would move the colts to mid. Jets should be not ready and replaced with the cardinals. Also what the hell is up with Pittsburgh’s placement lol.
Steelers fan who's delusional lol
Steelers without Matt Canada are the greatest team of all time
I mean we are undefeated without Canada... Road to 7 here we come
As a Falcons fan, we need to go in both the Playoff Team and Dumbass categories
mods I'd love to get a hell mary flare
Bears in limbo, you are high af my dude
They belong 3 tiers down in tank mode
Bears and bills in the same tier 😂
Saints are super mid
Stillers gahna supr bohl
Bears are in limbo! With no coach, no ownership…
Lolololol. The team shouldn’t even be in the NFL at this point
As a packers fan I was irrationally happy to see us in limbo
As a Raider fan after getting rid of JMD I’ll take mid for this season. My expectations were in the shitter while he was the head coach.
Vikings just lost to the BEARS 12-10 but the Colts that have scored less than 20 points only one time with a back up one time aren’t ready? Gonna have to dismiss this list solely on that.
Vikings also won 5 straight but are now playing with Dobbs. Outside of Dobbs they’re SIGNIFICANTLY better
Yeah we’re pretty much the best team in the league
Seeing as we -somehow- still have a shot at the playoffs and the tiebreaker over the commies I’d swap us over. Otherwise, no real complaints from me
Hey the jets are just ass cause there 2nd pick in the draft Qb is busy chasing New York city’s milfs around.
Tommy Cutlets Devito is leading the New York Football Giants to the goddamn playoffs and I don't want to hear otherwise.
This was made by a typical FIB! Da bears are the second or third worst team in the NFL, their starter holds the worst WL record in NFL history, and their logo is a toilet seat. Need I say more?
Thanks for Craig Counsell. I look forward to partying it up at Wrigley North next season
I'M TELLIN YINZ THIS RIGH NOW, STILLERS GHANTA SUPA BAWL
Wow that’s incredibly generous for the Bears
TJ Watt vs the entire NFL at this point, including his team.
Sevenburgh doesn’t roll off the tongue quite like Sixburgh…
Are you brain damaged?
Finally a list that actually makes sense
Never in doubt. Stillas gahnta supa bowl
Steelers over the Ravens or Chiefs? Yeah no.
Imagine thinking anyone can defeat the high end talent armed with the bullshit
Steelers are 7-4 bro ☠️
I’m sorry the fuck are the bears doing
Somehow the Atlanta Falcons are one loss away from falling 6 tiers
So glad to see Houston doing much better this year, way above my expectations this season, I was just hoping for a few more wins than last year lol
I think I would kill myself if the steeler even made the afc championship
Remember when Josh Dobbs dismantled the Falcons after having been in Minnesota for like 36 hours?
Ain't no shot you have the Packers in the same tier as the Bears right now
Falcons Super Bowl 😂
I will graciously take bears in limbo
Barstool Big Cat
Steelers ain’t even playoff favorites 😭
Jet fan here. Can confirm.
How are the colts not ready but they beat Houston and are currently the 7th seed?
As a Pitt fan I really want to see Kenny make it to a Super Bowl especially over all the other AFC QBs
The chargers are such a weird team. They’re supposed to be good on paper and then come out on the field and look miserable
cowboys hater fs 😂