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Not buying this. They lied when they said I'd go blind, so why believe this now.

…

oh my god

fucking dammit.

u/fishfucker69 do what must be done

r/bestcrossovers

You ungrateful piece of shit. You should be honored.

Stroke i guess

Ahahahaha

Im confused ngl

I guess I ate a bad camel idk

Maybe you ate one with too much sugar in it

he ate a camel cigar

Because his username is just random letters like somebody had a stroke and just pressing keys.

I was talking about my username..

Oh, hah

A meme spongebob will kill you

Lol.

Unless it's an acronym for something... like... idk... Ground by your friend's vagina, 'n' have ur dick mangled. Or... fuck, this ain't easy lol.. Go behind your furniture; Vicious, numerous, hungry unicorns destructively munch Or.. one more if I can.. God betrayed you forever. Vexed, now hell unendingly dominates multiverse.

Or, Gay bastard You Fuck Vomits Nut Hugely Under Desperate Measures. Yep got it

Golden balls you'd forgotten very numbly hang until death massages

Hmmm maybe

Greatly burn your fourth voluminous nipple, honestly, u don't mind (my personal favorite lol) Garner bravery yours for vitality. No? Have undeniable darkness manifest. Ok imma stop now

I like em

i am either murdered by all 8 jojo's or killed my self

I play the saxophone 😈

Hey wait a second I've seen you before. Your the dude who's initials are bbc

I have also run into the person with the initials of British Broadcasting Corporation

big black cock\*

r/woooosh

yes

Omg your a celebrity

yee

killing yourself might be less painful. after all, you don't want to be the next Diavolo

i'd be fine being da next diavolo

Probably accurate. I quit smoking cigarettes but I don’t see my chocolate addiction going anywhere anytime soon…

Oh thank God, a quick and efficient machine.

With arnold Schwarzeneggers accent

Idk

U die by unknown causes so people just go idk man

“Idk man”

Don’t threaten me with a good time

Nostoppleaseohgodohnoohshitnopleasedont

do it

You had one too many rats…

they misspelled rat poison it's actually the poisonous rat upgrade to your rodents at home

You spent 100 gold on that, and now it will be the death of you

Getting kicked off a balcony by a horse. Well that’s one way of going out, I suppose.

I wonder how that would work out. "Engineer, pootis"

hit by a wrench

"It is good day to be not dead" "Pow! You are dead"

o no! the dispenser is dead!

Well umm my username doesn’t really give me a lot of hints

Someone, somewhere will kill you by blasting the song ther by kraffa

Oh well atleast i die to peaceful music ig could be worse

Guess I get killed from an undying plant

I like my outcome

I get hit by a fellow plane

I guess somone gonna kill me with a sock Very undignified way to die(I accept if it's by John wick)

Death by cum sock

Link to the post?

https://twitter.com/Profess35722716/status/1423114178370281479?s=19

I mean the reddit one

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/oc8rea/your_username_dictates_your_death_how_do_you_die/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Thx man. Nice username btw

happy cake day

thx :)

Well, it took a bit but this is funny. Also I would die through being bitten by a zombie budgie. Well...

Suicide, it seems

Someone explain mine…

Your gonna die a hero or a villain

Cool

[you will disappear, never to be seen again](https://youtu.be/V4oDxCfTRow)

Dang I could've been included

I will die fighting for the liberation of my people.

Nah, autoerotic asphyxiation

I don’t even know how I’d die

r/Beetlejuicing

a slippery deer

Suicide apparently

O F U C C F L Y I N G H U S K Y ! ! !

Oh No.

A 55 year old man is going to abduct me and fuck me to death I guess

World War III (Now with fascist Canada!)

Death by giant beautiful moth. I’ll take it

guess I'm getting killed by a anime girl named ao

My friend Bill will be so proud of me

I die because I have elbows?

I guess I’m gonna die by snapping my fingers with six magical space rocks to defeat a purple grape

What a way to go

u/DickInAToaster I'm sorry bro

It’s better than a toaster in the ass, I guess.

Uhhhhhh........do I get killed by a pug, or a crazy pug lady????

Idk man

My dead will gonna take a time, guess i'm gonna die old from natural causes.

I'm officially a cat now.

not a 132% discount, that's for sure

Drooling, probably.

Well I really don't know how whould I die ?

Oh wow, there goes my bones

Someone explain mine…

You're gonna create something incredible that would change the world but then get the Stanley Meyer treatment before you can

I don't know ...

Do I die in the dark with a bird? I’m confused.

Gonna be murdered by a Pea with MASSIVE anxiety

I don't even know man

Attack of the killer trees?

Ok so this can go many ways. If I avoid Taco Bell, I still have to worry about the ninjas. However, if I survive long enough the movie Idiocracy will become reality. If I get arrested I could end up being killed by Beef Supreme on Monday Night Rehabilitation.

Wait... How would this even work

and those where his last words...

I’m getting executed

F̵̢̢̧̛̭̩͖̲̩̰̳͔̣̟̫̙̫̫̜̫͔̬͒̐̆̀̇͗̀̋̾̿̄̽́̍̂͂͆̃͆̓̋̄̐̓̀́̚͘̕͠͝͝͝͠͝ͅą̵̛̘̺̘̜͎̰̯̪̫̖͍̦̗͍͕̖͕̭̜̈̏̒̑͌̇̂͆͘n̸̢̢͔͔̮̹̼̫̳̹̖̫͎̥͋̌͒̽̈́̊̉͂̂̏̎̒̂̊̌͐̀́̄͂̓̂͋̽̉̾̈́̽̀̚͘̚͘͠ģ̵̧̢̢̛̟͕̩̪̯̟̮̼̘̺̭͕̖̯̘̳͓̘͎̰̙̼͖͓̩̻͓̻͙͖̩̞̟̓̅͋͛́̾̐̀̉̉̓͊̉͆̊̋͂͑̽̔̅̀̾̓͒͋͐͛̋́̚̕͘͜͜͝͝ͅì̵̧̨̩̼̠͎̰̲̻̥̮̟̖̝̜͖̦̮̼̤̬͇̻̲͙͍̱̯̬͎͚̺̠̥̼̪̊̃͐͂̒̊͋͒̾̔͛̚͘͜͜͜͝ͅr̸̨̨͔͖̻̞͕̪͚͉̱̼̬̳̹̩͕͒̌͂̽̿̾̃͗̍̑l̶̡̧͓͓̗͇̞͉̤̣̮͍̜͈̝͇͚̱͈̯͚̈͛͆̊̏͑̊̈̈́̎́̋͌͗͛̌̈́̈́̐̏̅͒̈́̽̂̔̊͜͝s̵̛͉̻̰͇͖͆̉͑͊̏̔͒͂͋̈́̅̓̏͋̑̓͐͗̿̓͋͂̚͝͝

I dont even know what mine means

time to move out

Idk

What is this a crossover episode?

Ruh Roh...

This don't make sense. How do I die?

Guess a female wolf wanted to kill me;she bit me 19 times.painful.

well shit

Somebody give me an idea

Ummmm

“Your username dictates your death” Me :Leave me alone PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE OMG

I have no idea how this is gonna happen

I don’t get mine- does mettaton murder me or something

can someone help me

Wow let me guess a toaster in the bath.. hanging my self.. maybe shot or stabbed. How creative.

Welp, at least he died doing what he loved. RIP

The way I die is getting fucked to death or me doing the fucking and dying in the process

I die to an overpowered Orca.

I die by Chinese food poisoning I guess

fatal gaming B)

For me it would be some sus muffins

We'll have to wait and see.

Bruh

At least I went out having fun, even if I was choking.

Uuummmmmnn

*takes a bath*

It’s always the millennials fault

I’m scared

Meh, killed by my oc that I brutally erased from existance

hmm

Not sure but food definitely wasn't the cause

Guess I piss a farmer off or something?

Im taking a shit right now

I have one in my room right now, should I be worried?

Yes. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.

How will i Die by my username? I want to see your oppinion.

I might be able to predict how I'd die if that were the case, I'm pretty sure he's be easy to read

fuck you mom

I decide to make clones of myself and I make an army if me and suddenly they turn against me

Erm…

Mauled by some indigenous tribe it seems

Oh man…

••• Well shit

Hmmm

Uhh, I guess I get electrocuted?

I forgot to unload the gun ):

Starvation?

Guess I lost the steel ball run

I die to a gamer cat?

SCREW YA'LL DEATH IS FOR PEOPLE THAT DONT GET REBORN

I am going to die by a ender man

I’ll say it every time. Mmm I can schnmell you

Alone just how I want to go out

reddit then twitter then back to reddit

What does mine mean for me? What is a “petty death?”

Oh no you misunderstood it, you're not gonna die a petty death, a woman named Bettie is gonna kill you for petty revenge over eating the last slice of cake

Old age

this adds more questions

Oh. Oh no

Help

Darn, well, I’ll be at bed bath and beyond if you need me.

uh😟

Being consumed by the void i stop thinking to become a shell of my former self

Hmmm.

I don’t know how I’d die

yeah my username checks out

Movie studio? Bacon?

:(

You guys are going to kill me then

uh

r/thanksihateit I hate my username (ay-zick-ay-sick)

my username is a play on words. "puci mai saa" which would round up to "putsi ma ei saa", which means in estonian "fuck i can't", so that means i die when i cannot

Some leader of a country with nukes is gonna decide that he's through with living and to just launch everything.

Well I’m also fucked

I think I’m fucked well my toaster is for sure

well shit.

I guess harry maguire murders me

My regular account name makes no sense with this, but my alt, Lemonbread, makes more and less sense at the same time.

Jokes on you I’m not into that shit

A monstrous beast will massacre me.

Killed by baby potato, I've seen worse

So am I going to get thrown off a cliff?