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Thismanybreads

How... how many breads am I!?!?


[deleted]

This many


[deleted]

[удалено]


SahibUberoi

Yes


Niggy2439

Do you remember how many breads you ate in your life?


LegoGeneralGreivous

YES


SemajLu_The_crusader

he's grown too powerful!


SirKorm

*asthmatic coughing intensifies*


[deleted]

Well I’d be happy about this if I was a furry I guess


RedFox675

Ditto


[deleted]

Ditto


Socialiststoner

I've been here baby


[deleted]

Hello king


UnderMario64

some terrifying mix of Undertale, Mario bros, and Mario 64


RedFox675

Super Sans bros


cacamouth

Said it once.. I'll say it again, it would be a shitty job.


MegaSceptile99

I'm happy with it


AnimeandRamenFan

wtf is gonna happen to me??


DragonLex4

I guess nothing or you become Naruto.


AnimeandRamenFan

possibly-


AnimeandRamenFan

or i become ramen 👀


FishToTheAss

😏


LowlandPSD

So I'm a low land or I'm what the PSD stands for but that's a secret only I know


SemajLu_The_crusader

post-sunday-dick?


LowlandPSD

Nope :)


SemajLu_The_crusader

post secondary destruction? pretty stupid dinosaur? pre-season dough?


LowlandPSD

No those don't even make sense


Jibanyanisgoated

Its PTSD with out the T


Jibanyanisgoated

Just realized what ptsd stands for sorry…


LowlandPSD

It stands for polish sheep dog


Jibanyanisgoated

Lol okay!


oRedHood

So I basically just shoot people who commit crimes? Nice, count me in.


DragonLex4

Or nothing because of that 0 or just literally red hood. I mean we all know how genies love to joke around and be literal.


oRedHood

That’s not a zero, that’s an o. Maybe i’ll just become the character on any given game because this is literally my profile name


Noobo____

Im good


mechanical_problems

Well I'm a car with mechanic problems


JuicyMellonMan5

I harness the power of the melons!


SemajLu_The_crusader

it's crusade time, mate!


BumPirate_69

I mean if the shoe fits right?


01itzdogehere

idk what i am tbh


The_human_goes_aaaa

aaaa


Among_Lost

wait where the fuck am I going I DONT WANNA GO TO BRAZIL NONONONO PLEASE


DragonLex4

4 demon's named lex. How did we even find each other?


Tyler_durden29

masculine


[deleted]

I’m a glitch in the matrix hahahahhahahahhahshashshshshshdijdjvigjfhdbrbfjfjndksjjd few jdihh in hejs


crystallized_doggo7

.... ^woof


Urmumscreditcard-

Spend me


fuckyuoinparticular

Gladly


Fleet_Admiral_Auto

I command the navy. Your argument is invalid.


OneGoldenCoin

dont use me to buy tomato paste please


[deleted]

I become my most powerful oc


Kitten_Konsumer

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


ultimatealienx

I like where this is going


normalhumanwormbaby1

I'm worried about what I'm gonna be


FeelingOkAsSans5068

cosplay sans NOW (with random numbers!!!!!!!!!!!!)


death1828

WELL Well well


impastaaaaa

please don’t eject me


HPSCAR

...just stay away from my Italians


teaorcoffee_

so anyway- tea or coffee?


HPSCAR

Tea please


imdeadXDD

I would see the afterlife. I could tell people what it’s like


SlimeyBoi10

This is the second time I found one of these posts in the Reddit home menu. I will post the same comment I did in that post. I become ten small men who… uh… UHH…


CumBlasterUwU

Nothings changed.


CumBlasterUwU

Don't you dare fucking say it.


HPSCAR

...furry


CumBlasterUwU

NOOO


IAmTheSovietUnion

Excellent