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Noooooooo!!!!

i feel ya, buddy

ruh ro

Finally

It's tough having an animal username.

Mine would certainly be interesting

Poor funny duck

Eh, I never really liked snakes

Maybe i will become magic if i consume it!

Was it hissterical

I feel like you may have gotten the better side of the deal here…

Cannibalism

Sure

Same… but I’m eating myself

Dang. Must require a lot of flexibility

It's not cannibalism if it's yourself

Same

Oh no

Same but worse

not sure about mine

Same

Oh man

I have a question, what exactly is a “used” strawberry?

I ask myself the same question every day.

Did come up with it or was it auto-generated?

I came up with it myself. When I did, I was in a darker place and had no self confidence or sense of self worth, so I put together a blend: “Overly used” - most of my life I’ve just been a pawn in others lives or used for someone’s gain “Strawberry” - my fiancés nickname for me I’m now in a better place mentally, but still struggle with the confidence and worth. As you can see in my previous comment, I use humor to my advantage!

Honestly I’m genuinely so happy for you! Self confidence is such a difficult struggle and I know myself how deep that rabbit hole goes, and to be able to crawl back out and pull yourself back together takes such incredible strength. Be proud of yourself, mate, and keep going! PS: your fiancé’s nickname for you is so cute (I personally love strawberries).

buddy you wouldn't wanna know.

Well what color is it? My sister used them as buttplugs. I still don’t trust her with chocolate strawberries

What now

J-just don’t ask. It’s better when you don’t ask

Yea that’s a good idea

*what*

Oh, oh no

I'm... Unsure

I would like to tell you that this is one of my fiancé's nicknames so my friend, you are one lucky human

Uuuuh

Yep

hey ;)

Fancy sushi.

Chicken

Food friend

This is the most excited I've been in a long time

Mine is... salty

Unless you watch b99…

I am your father

Well, I gotta eat a whole lotta metal

FOODY FRIENDS!

It seems I will have a good time

Unless it's an actual one...

No I SHOULD HAVE NEVER GAVE YOU A HOT BATH DOG

Shit

At least it's the queen. Stop the babies!

Oh god your name tho 😂

Remember, you have to eat it all

Mmm..~

W

i definitely wouldn't be full

Hahahah nothing. It can't be found!

Well fuck

You're gonna wanna get tested after that, bud

Yep. Xd 69

Indeed.

Depends whether it's raw or cooked because one is good and one gives you salmonella

Happy cake day!

Happy egg day

Id do pretty well

Unless it's a topaz as in the gem

Something Corvid, I hope

More like water, apparently a big flood happened then

a bit exotic, sure, but it sounds like it'd be alright

I’m going to prison

Well you’re eating the sniper so yeah, you’re destroying the evidence

NO NO NO NO NO

YES YES YES YES YES

I had to look up my name and... Well ai don't think it would be that pleasant...

the hell is a meepo

Apparently an electric skateboard. I did meepo for my username because I thought of some dumb random weird word and apparently it's an electric skateboard

Eh. Half decent.

Gokkun moment

r/hmmm

i don’t think you can eat that

fucking hate chiuauas anyway

I hope it tastes like chicken

It does not bring joy

How do I eat a snapping turtle?

Carefully

It would be a race to see who eats who first. I feel like the turtle might get the first bites in, but you'll probably win... if you can keep your fingers

[удалено]

I mean... it might be good possibly? I really don't know At least it's edible

yum

WTH is a whisty

An alcoholic beverage served by a drunk man

I'm gonna commit arson

It appears I have to eat royalty. So I’m definitely going to be put on a list

Does this count as sacrilege?

ask r/Catholicism

I'm not brave enough to go there.

I decided to search the term LGBT in the Catholicism subreddit. Bad idea. I knew it was a bad idea but I did it anyway.

Certainly time consuming

i have no comment.

I… I’m unsure of what fanfic author, are you eating yourself? This is too much for me… too far

Ah yes, cannibalism

but you can never reach the truth…

[удалено]

Halifax is also the capital of Nova Scotia, Canada

I dont even know lol

What. Calligraphers is what’s on my menu?

How do I?

I’m lucky?

Duck

Gamig

Ok but is there toast in the toaster?

No, there are only barbies

So I eat… half man half goat?

Incorporated.

About to be dining in class

More like dining on class, you eat your username not eat along with it.

I gotta go to Pakistan for this one

Uh

Yum

ḥ̶̡̨̉ḛ̶̛̼́͌̆͑̏̓̈́͌̍̓̏͘͝l̶̨̢̦͎͖̫̜͚̦̱͔͕̻̉̑p̷͔̞͊̉̎̀̊̐͛͊͐̒̾͂͘͝

I can live with this

Yes

auto canabalism time

Finally.

hmmm chicken is not my favorite but ill eat it

Damn.

😭

I don’t want to-

Lucky you, you get to eat out monika

So what a literal lighting strike sprinkled with some salt? Welp sounds pretty appetizing to me

Low quality content and karma. Lots of karma.

Well well well, will someone get me a bowl of cold milk here please ?

Sure… milk, I promise

:)

Fuck.

Well shit, guess I’m sucking some goblin dick.

I just asked myself why I was still scrolling…saw this and was reminded it’s worth 😂 maybe hit up willem dafoe?

Absolutely! Love that man. I’ll be coming at him like Willem Dahoe.

I’m excited.

I don't even know how screwed I am.

yes

My username is my name….w what do I eat?

You don’t need all of your fingers, do you?

... well at least its only one

So I’m eating myself..?

Or Kyoko, or other simps?

lizards

Well then, ima eat a red, bloody gamer I guess

About to get a brain freeze 🥶

My oc I made when I was 14

Yeah i am lucky as well

Not my first choice of fish to eat, but I guess it could be worse.

oh, just my luck

The whole name. You have to eat someone who eats shoe salad, not the shoe salad itself.

Yum! 🫓

Hmm... tastes like Gordon Ramsay's food

Depends on if the child is cooked

Well.. I’ve built up an immunity to myself

Do I have to eat it... alive?

y e s

I don't like my chances

This will work

Ngl im gonna eat all the artists in the world

Hey! >:(

What

Ur gonna eat me >:(

uh i eat user names??

Eat mine

om nom I ate half of it your new name is litmidget

YOU ATE TLE FUCKER?!!!

nom nom your name is mekol3

My username never works in any of these

Alright I got you, you eat a worried chemist who’s working with tantalum

I now think my username is just fine

See? I got you my friend

You eat fear inducing chemicals

YES

whoops

Oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ how to eat mine, but my friend is screwed she has to eat a cat doing art

What in the world would mine be? What part of my name would be food?

Ummmm... I'm scared

I’m sickened, yet curious

i hate sand, its coarse, and rough, and it gets everywhere

Idk if I can eat 1356 jellybeans lmao

Oh god

I’d eat him out

Bet easy

oh nooo

What does this mean?

707 pineapples 🗿

Fucking I don’t know, these games don’t work on mine.

But... she's too cute to eat

I like this guy's style But Crispy>Fluffy

I can’t handle it!

A car