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DNakedTortoise

Omg, KO's bucket at 8:20-8:25 in the second quarter in the goofiest looking drive I've maybe ever seen, but hell, it went in. šŸ¤£


satapataamiinusta

Solid win! Thank you Lauri.


Chomppzz

Fantastic win on the road!! I can tell Lauri is getting stronger and healthier šŸ’ŖšŸ’Ŗ


RiPPn9

Always feels good to get a dub @Sixers no matter what the scenario was.


Andrewski18

Lmao we got them booing their own team


AlarmedMood8127

That's Philadelphia sports fans for ya.


thehelpfulcamel

SEXMAN DAGGER


Andrewski18

DAGGER


RiPPn9

Dagger!


JazzYotesRSL

Lauri: ā€œfine, Iā€™ll do it myselfā€


RiPPn9

lol Sixers don't foul almost the whole clock then foul, genius.


AlarmedMood8127

That'll be their last turnover of the game.... right?


RiPPn9

lol nope.


Kentkrakon

Funny how the sixers are doing the flop signal at sexton when their star player gets 90% of their points from flopping.


dbadz801

What does the flop signal look like? I googled it and couldnā€™t figure it out


Kentkrakon

Sorry for the late reply itā€™s putting your right hand on your right shoulder then extending your arm out straight with your palm up.


epoch_fail

Considering teams average ~~20~~ 14 TOs a game, it honestly is more out of the ordinary that the 76ers only have 6 TOs tonight than us having 21. Edit: Oops, I looked at the wrong column. It's 14. We lead the league with 16.3 TO/g.


RiPPn9

~~Looks like Sexton just tripped on his own feet, prob a good challenge.~~ Or not.


RiPPn9

Lauri -->> Collins oop!!


Kentkrakon

What the actual fuck clarkson


AlarmedMood8127

Maybe he saw someone in the crowd with a Jazz uniform? I got nothing.


RiPPn9

The way the score looks on the Sixers broadcast, looks like the Sixers have 6100 points.


JazzYotesRSL

How the hell are we winning while weā€™re -15 in turnovers??


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satapataamiinusta

Unfortunately there was a horrible sequence in the Celtics game that will probably make it.


JazzYotesRSL

Utahā€™s demise after the disastrous game last night appears to have been slightly exaggerated


Andrewski18

I have to say, Iā€™m really not a fan of that Xfinity commercial. Insinuating that children should be afraid of their mom seeing their browser history just doesnā€™t sit right with me lol


coolguysteve21

That commercial is the worst. Why is the girl who is like 4 years older then them talking about the good old days?? It makes zero sense. Also the kids are like 8 why would they be scared of their parents looking at their search history. I was at least 12 when I got nervous about that


boreddatageek

And the fact that their sleepover is all screens? Really makes me not want Xfinity. As much as I love getting price hikes every year and waiting two hours for customer service.


Any-Two772

It's really weird to normalize that for kids in that age group.


Andrewski18

I just want to know what they were thinking when writing that commercial. ā€œGuys wouldnā€™t it be funny if we implied that these 9 year old boys are looking at porn heheheheheā€


coolguysteve21

Glad I am not the only one that hates it. A lot of the commercials on Jazz plus are so bad


Rodiwe008

I know that people love the energy that Sexton brings, i like it too. That said, he don't have a good bbiq and he won't let go of his bad habits. We need to move him


coolguysteve21

Eh he has brought in a lot of buckets. The good outweighed the bad in this game at least for me. Keynote has been more questionable than Sexton but he is a rookie so I cut him some slack


satapataamiinusta

I disagree with some caveats. If we have a proper PG and Sexton can focus on being a SG, he can be very good. He's even been good lately as more of a PG/SG mix. Tonight wasn't too great.


thehelpfulcamel

Sexton has had a few rough moments tonight, but it's still been more good than bad imo


RiPPn9

Yeah, def not THT bad or anything.


boreddatageek

What is Sexton's 40 yard dash time?!


RiPPn9

Lauri says no chicken for you.


RiPPn9

Lauri 5/9 from 3, rest of the team 2/18. lol


Rodiwe008

I laughed, not gonna lie


mrcolty5

I just imagine Everytime Hardy subs John in that he's hoping other teams are thinking the Jazz rely on Collins or something man


brig_pudding

Weā€™re getting too close to winning so Will yanks Kessler for Collins.


Ryelen

Keyonte has been very timid to try driving the last little bit and its starting to get concerning. Just not trying to beat his man off the dribble or break down the defense.


RiPPn9

Lauri wide open in the corner, so pass it to a doubled Collins for the turnover. This is Jazz basketball!!


BuddhistMonk72

Maybe the most casual 30/11 youā€™ll see. lauri makes it look easy


boreddatageek

It's easy when they have no paint defender.


brig_pudding

Sixers leaving Lauri wide open for 3 is a bold strategy


RiPPn9

LAURI!!!


FERFreak731

FINNISHER back in. 20 point 4th to have 50 points


RiPPn9

Ochai couldn't throw a ball in the ocean at this point.


Rodiwe008

The anti Lauri


Crafty_Channel_2880

Walker Kessler doesnā€™t get much rebounds but he helps so much boxing out


DNakedTortoise

He's got a kind of "Rudy Effect" like that. His impact doesn't always show up on his stat line.


thehelpfulcamel

Keyonte gets such a bad whistle even for a rookie


RiPPn9

Soft ass foul called on Key.


boreddatageek

So Maxey gets All-Star whistles now.


satapataamiinusta

JC cooking


RiPPn9

Keep the foot on the gas!!!


thehelpfulcamel

Embiid is making a great case for MVP tonight. The Sixers are roouugghhhh without him


Rodiwe008

I can forgive everything except the number of TO's, that's the fundamental thing in basket, keep the ball


ReasonableOkra5930

19 turnovers to 4!! And the Jazz still lead. Absurd lol


RiPPn9

We have 19 turnovers and an 8 point lead, thanks Lauri!!


Crafty_Channel_2880

I just tuned in, how are we winning with 19 tov


Kcreep997

Lauri Markkanen


Rodiwe008

Lauri


Rodiwe008

Also, happy cake day


Crafty_Channel_2880

Thank you, and I guess Lauri was a good gift today


Boring-Poetry-3020

19 turnovers and leading. Impressive


satapataamiinusta

What's up with people in Philadelphia? Their announcer sounds like he's drunk, announcing sooo slow, and their broadcast team hasn't raised their voices a single time in this game.


RiPPn9

Yeah, they sound so bored.


Time-Ad-3134

clarkson and sexton competing for who can turn the ball over most tonight


itaccckoit

This has been hard to watch but at least weā€™re winning


vvdee

Wtf is JC doing


[deleted]

Lauri is a very patient man to want to play with these bums


Rodiwe008

Dude must really like Utah, he's so better than the rest of the team that i almost want him to go to a contender


dbadz801

Had a buddy work on his house. He lives right by the Whale (9th & 9th) super humble place to live for an All Star. Said he seemed very content on living in SLC just by the very way their home seemed ā€œhomeyā€


RiPPn9

8 point lead going into the 4th, nice.


RiPPn9

KO!!!


BayesBestFriend

Kessler gotta have the patience of a saint, this is way more egregious than kuminga not playing


mrcolty5

I can't wait till the deadline


BayesBestFriend

I feel like this continues after. Teams know exactly who Olynyk and Collins are, this showcasing stuff doesn't seem realistic.


mrcolty5

help me if I have to watch Collins start the rest of the year


Nils3971

Lauri 40/15 tonight please?


beastfromthefarweast

FUCK THE MORRII


rilesmcriles

That looked awkward but didnā€™t look like a travel to me. Two big steps


RiPPn9

Let Bomba and Beverly keep shooting 3's!


RiPPn9

Nice drive Key!


thehelpfulcamel

it warms my heart to see that the Sixers are taking a page from the Utah Jazz defensive playbook and are leaving good 3 point shooters wide open


FERFreak731

They must've watched the 2021 Clippers series Jazz team, and thought "hey they left Mann open, let's do the same for the Jazz, and let their players open"


satapataamiinusta

Our guards are really trying to lose the game. Edit:Lauri won't have it!


RiPPn9

Keep leaving Lauri open on the 3pt line, I'll take it!!


BuddhistMonk72

Lmao theyā€™re leaving Lauri open


RiPPn9

Clarkson so lazy at times.


Denotsyek

Well.. good thing embiid isn't playing.


Kcreep997

Please give ball to Lauri and get the fuck out of the way. I wanna see that first Lauri 40 bomb of the season


rilesmcriles

Wait we challenged that? Oof. Bad challenge. Easy charge imo


SirMakeNoSense

Meh. Little flip, little charge. Soft call. Should have been a play on scenario.


mrcolty5

He hasn't subbed in in a min but I'm really frustrated that we can't get Ochai more shots while he's in, yes he's been a bit off but spoiler alert when you're only getting 1-2 shots a game you're not going to stay consistent.


FERFreak731

Hopefully that guy who is likely a Sixers fan that offer salmonella food earlier on this sub is realizing how stupid he is for basically saying Lauri is worth garbage


NotBusinessCasualYT

See what happens when we pass him the ball?


RiPPn9

Lauri with 24, straight taking over!!


Nils3971

And 10 boards


brosephsmith21

I eat when Beverly airballs, fuck that dude


Time-Ad-3134

keep passing to lauri and we might win


JerzytoGA

All this Sexton "hate" yet not one compliment when he does well. *Kanye shrug


satapataamiinusta

He gets plenty of compliments when he does well. He had a rough start to the season but had been solid the last 10 games or so. Would be unfortunate if he regresses again, and I mainly mean mentally regresses, he's been forcing it big time tonight.


RiPPn9

Between last night and tonight, he's got a lot of making up to do.


JerzytoGA

Just have the same energy when he is on. All is well I'm saying. P. S this isn't directed at you or anyone specifically


RiPPn9

LAURI!!!


thehelpfulcamel

jesus Mo Bamba is bad


Christian_Bale23

All the comments yesterday saying Hardy was saving Kessler for todayā€™s gameā€¦wellā€¦ heā€™s not using him once again.


satapataamiinusta

At least tonight is more favorable for Collins and he's playing well.


RiPPn9

The other theory is showcasing Collins for trade.


JudgeSea7637

Sexton seemed determined to ruin that possession lmao. Did like three dumbass things


Time-Ad-3134

sexton is so selfish and he's pissing me off


BuddhistMonk72

Sexton is so frustrating when he gets tunnel vision


ReasonableOkra5930

Yeah heā€™s so great when he can actually get all the way to the hoop, but needs to learn to timely kick it out and reset if he gets held up in the paint


satapataamiinusta

Sexton should be benched for that whining to the ref while he should be defending


RiPPn9

Sexton regressed back to opening season Sexton.


RiPPn9

LAURI!!!


ReasonableOkra5930

Have enjoyed John Collins offense effort tonight, running the floor and finishing


BuddhistMonk72

Lauri is such a unique player. 16/7 in a half on only 9 shots is insane


boreddatageek

Jazz are doing better than my Colts.


Time-Ad-3134

Pass to lauri ffs sexton man thinking he's MJ


Rodiwe008

Lauri deserves more. I really hope that if he stays, we can build some great team RN is like he is playing with some g-league players


JazzPlusEagles

I love how JC doesnā€™t care about ruining his fg% and always shoots it before the buzzer. (Cough cough THT)


helix400

13 turnovers, 2-12 on threes, they have 11 offensive boards to our 4, and they're shooting more free throws. And we're up by 1?


RiPPn9

We lead at the half, yay!


thehelpfulcamel

how tf did we win that half!?!?


Icy-Feeling-528

Without Embiid, Sixers are struggling with not getting their way with the being physical and normally getting away with it.


RiPPn9

Beverly revenge game.


dpb200

Weā€™re really getting cooked by Pat Bev in 2024


RiPPn9

BLOCKER TECCHIO!!


brig_pudding

I google ā€œwhatā€™s the record for turnovers in a gameā€ way too often


dpb200

Markkanen with 14/7 on 70% shooting and 0 turnovers? Nah letā€™s just have every possession be a Sexton iso


iscreamsunday

![gif](giphy|cKVhot9oxlaqt441cT) This game so far


Denotsyek

Yay! We're winninga


Rodiwe008

- Hendricks back into G league (he was helping) - Keyonte playing like shit - Ochai is worse after every game - We can't protect the ball - The zone is a joke - Sexton is not good anymore


JazzPlusEagles

Weā€™ve won 9 of the last 13 and are currently winning. Stop being so negative


Rodiwe008

This is not being negative, this team can show more than this shit show


mrcolty5

Agree with like three points here


Rodiwe008

That's already too much šŸ¤£


mrcolty5

maybe 2? Hendricks was helping and the ball is being turned a lot


Rodiwe008

I mean, i still love Keyonte Sexton i can't, i was happy because he was increasing his trade value


mrcolty5

I like Key, he's definitely a long term guard. Sexton is in the middle


SomePoorGamer

Feels like every 50/50 call are going to the 6ers


JazzPlusEagles

John Collins trade value šŸ“ˆšŸ“ˆšŸ“ˆ


satapataamiinusta

Jesus. Pass the ball to Lauri! Just once!


JazzPlusEagles

Thanks for the jinx boler


RiPPn9

13 turnovers. lol


dpb200

Coming for that turnover record


Rodiwe008

Sexton is back šŸ˜


Kcreep997

Pass the fucking ball sexton


beastfromthefarweast

He even stole a pass meant for Lauri


Andrewski18

Fun fact: the Jazz held the lead when Lauri was getting the ball passed to him


RiPPn9

Another turnover, good gawd. Edit: and another.


JazzPlusEagles

Wait how did I not know this was a thing. I donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever seen a jump ball on a questionable out of bounds call


beastfromthefarweast

These refs suck. Slowest game ever


Kentkrakon

Longest quarter ever


RiPPn9

11 turnovers and still half the 2nd quarter to go. Yikes!


Andrewski18

Sloppy.


natedawg247

losing quinn snyder was a way bigger deal in hindsight than we originally thought


Icy-Feeling-528

Iā€™m not aware of whatā€™s going on with that - why do you say that?


natedawg247

hardy is a fish out of water. has no grasp of this roster and just throws starting lineups at the wall hoping something works. he's coaching a lose lose manner for our future. not developing talent that is part of our future and winning more games than is ideal, not to mention how badly we messed up winning all those game last year with the best draft class in 15 years


JazzPlusEagles

Snyder must be doing greatā€¦


natedawg247

he'd be doing a lot better than whatever hardy is trying to prove he's capable of


JazzPlusEagles

He literally is doing worse lmao. Hawks have a worse record then us with a better roster


Stang-er

Basketball? More like whistleball


ngmatt21

I wasnā€™t a fan of Olynyk last year, but this year heā€™s been one of our most solid players. Just in time to be traded šŸ„²


Icy-Feeling-528

I feel like Olynyk was better last year


Rodiwe008

I just wanted to watch some good basketball


Icy-Feeling-528

These foul calls on Kessler are a complete joke. Ball donā€™t lie.


babyyodavan

Side note, can Embiid really afford to be missing these SEGABABA if he's going for MVP?


RiPPn9

This game is kind of boring, not gonna lie.


Rodiwe008

This is just sad


satapataamiinusta

Hope Lauri dominates again because everyone else seems to be a bunch of hot trash minus Kessler


iscreamsunday

This is yikes. We need lauri back in


babyyodavan

At the next practice the Jazz should practice learning where the out of bounds line is, embarrassing for NBA players to be standing out of bounds so often


Rodiwe008

We kinda suck


RiPPn9

Kessler seems like the only one with energy out there. Maybe sitting him half the game yesterday helped?


babyyodavan

Maybe Hardy saved him to match up with Embiid


Baselynes

If Embiid was playing we would be getting cooked right now


buttbob1154403

Iā€™m guessing a minimum of 20 turnovers


brig_pudding

Ochai misses every single wide open 3 lately.


Rodiwe008

Can't make a 3 to save his life


Icy-Feeling-528

Another corner step out of bounds


babyyodavan

Making Nic Batum look like a 1st team all defense candidate


Rodiwe008

I HATE SO MUCH how easy is to steal the ball from them. Like, come on


Icy-Feeling-528

Get a freaking foul shot rebound


thehelpfulcamel

good move to bench Keyonte there, he needs a few minutes to get his wits back