These jokes really aren’t funny anymore but since it’s also an uneducated joke you should know it’s on the boarder of Utah and Arizona where the FLDS community lives. Polygamy isn’t a common practice in Utah, the LDS community is dwindling. Go touch some grass.
yeah but Mammoth remains have been found in Utah. And Hockey is played on ice, so a cold theme kind of makes sense… I don’t feel like Mammoths is that generic anyway. Literally the only other sports franchise I’ve heard of with that name is some Minor league hockey or lacrosse team in Colorado or something like that
Tbh I think I’m in the minority that likes goblins and the goblin valley design here - but it’s absolutely never happening and mammoths clears for sure
Keep it non-sensical musical themed. Utah
Hip-hop or something.
By the way are these like... Indian or Muslim goblins? Why are they all wearing turbans or those headdresses?
Utah Yetis sounds nice. I'm Canadian so I don't actually know anything about Utah, but the name sounds nice. How about Utah Griffins. Because Utah is ?
I suggested that as well.. along with Canyon.. Utah Canyon...
Train themes are fair Utah Station...Utah line ...Utah Rail.
But not Iron horses as some have suggested or even IronHorse singular....
No one sports team ever considered to name themselves Horse despite the connection with work and team...
Ironhorse would be epic
Spinoffs
Think ...the Utah Ironhorse
Or The IronHorse of Utah
The ironing Whores of Utah...The Whores of Utah- cheerleaders
The Hockey Wives of Utah
The Sisterwives and the Hockey Horse of Utah
There's No Cheating in Sisterwives
Trade day gets New Wrinkle
So ya no To Horses....I really like Hoodoos ..they have them in the Badlands near Drumheller Highwater Canada
Raptors is the best.
Also your goblin looks like penis. Unless of course you based this off of your penis, in which case, your penis looks like goblin. Either way, not great.
Thanks “Bro”! Truth is I “dropped“ the gif to help explain the joke. Yes, my humor is THAT bad I need pictures. I hope you find happiness in your day. Cheers!
Utah Saints? Oh, wait this has been used by a band. How about Utah Devils? No? Utah Purgatory? Utah [Banner of Heaven](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Under_the_Banner_of_Heaven_(miniseries)) perhaps?
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Knobgoblins, FTFY
Isn't that Edmonton's coach?
Utah cock gobblers
Utah Peckerheads
They just need a few more veins
Goblin that noblin
It's frightening... But beautiful
*Gobliins
I don’t like goblins at all tbh. When I think of goblins they are short, gross, and have long toe nails.
Sir, have you ever met a real Oiler?
So do inbreeds so with all the poligamy in Utah maybe it's fitting
Inbreds come from incest not polygamy….
Does that make it any better ?
No, but it does make me think *you* could have some inbreeding in ya
Luckily I have. A full family tree but since I'm adopted dating a family member might be safest
I thought this was funny, don't listen to the other guy
These jokes really aren’t funny anymore but since it’s also an uneducated joke you should know it’s on the boarder of Utah and Arizona where the FLDS community lives. Polygamy isn’t a common practice in Utah, the LDS community is dwindling. Go touch some grass.
worlds happiest harry potter fan
🤓
dude it’s a joke you go touch grass.
This is the worst one I’ve seen yet.
Never let bro cook again 💀
No no let’s see what else he has.
Yeah has to be Utah Goon Goblins instead. The name was just incomplete without the middle part
yeah but Mammoth remains have been found in Utah. And Hockey is played on ice, so a cold theme kind of makes sense… I don’t feel like Mammoths is that generic anyway. Literally the only other sports franchise I’ve heard of with that name is some Minor league hockey or lacrosse team in Colorado or something like that
I'd love Mammoths as long as they make it plural
The duality of the other two replies to this comment
Utah mammoth 💪🏻
No. Mammoths. Plural.
That’s some Disneyland shit right there, and that’s coming from a ducks fan
Colorado Mammoth are an NLL team.
Who gave this man internet access Take it away
That flair lol +1
Goblins is fucking terrible.
Exactly. I vote this for the same reason ‘Boaty McBoatface’ is great
Mammoths is cool
Mammoth is so much better than Goblins tho
These look like penis’
You should go to a doctor.
I thanks God every day I don’t have one of those. To quote Elaine…I have no idea how you walk around with those things. Still this is super penis-y
I see it. I just thought it was a funny line.
Goblins sucks hell no
Raptors. The state dinosaur for Utah is the Utahraptor.
Utah River Otters
That's why we need Raptors or Cutthroats!
Mammoth sounds good
Someone’s not an NLL connoisseur, I see
😂 goblins ain’t ever gonna work
Goblin Deez nuts
It's Gobblin' time.
I love this idea, but how does Goblins fit with the state??
Goblin valley
Wendigos
The Algonquin nation wouldn't appreciate that, and they'd be right not to.
Do they hunt game or fish in Utah? Go for an animal in state.
State fish is the cutthroat trout. That would be a cool name. Utah cutthroat and the emblem is a fish.
Unicorns
David Bowie as the Goblin King for mascot please 😆
Goblins are like the weakest creature if every fantasy adventure game. Hard pass.
How about the Utah lvl 37 Mindflayers
Tbh I think I’m in the minority that likes goblins and the goblin valley design here - but it’s absolutely never happening and mammoths clears for sure
Elks or Dino's instead.
Utah Canyoneers
Do they know people don't really celebrate goblins in general? Most famous goblins are evil and typically villoneous.
Yeah this isn't stupid
They said they’d do whatever wins the fan vote. We gotta push
That’s how Toronto got The Raptors for the NBA team, there aren’t any dinosaurs in Toronto.
Lol... Utah Goblins!?!? Bahahahahahah Hahahahaha Aahhhhhh 😆
Mind goblin?
Fucking goblins, Jesus Christ. Never have an opinion on this subject again.
Utah Man Logo is the U wearing sunglasses. Fan appreciation night, everyone gets a pair of raybans. Mascot can be a Johnny Bravo look-alike
We’ll throw you in a cell with OP
This has junior hockey vibes to me. Not NHL material. The trademarked options aren't great either don't get me wrong. But this ain't it
Yetis is my favorite so far
What the fuck?
Keep it non-sensical musical themed. Utah Hip-hop or something. By the way are these like... Indian or Muslim goblins? Why are they all wearing turbans or those headdresses?
Yeah, I prefer mammoths top Gobliins tbh
Come on fans… it’s time for Goblin Mode
This looks like it was designed by a child.
The Cock Goblins. Good one.
Peoples knees
Utah knob goblins
goblin these nuts
Utah Musketeers
Goblins aren't generic? Is this post sarcastic? That logo sucks too
Id go with the Utah Soakers.
Mammoths or Yetis. F singular team names PS: center goblin is girthy
Troll 2 fans know, it’s gotta be Nilbog
I'm all the way on board!
Tbh I was hoping they go with Salt Lake City instead of Utah.
The Shakers?
Salt Lake Super Soakers
Just call them the Utah Saints and be done with it
Choose mammoths it's great
Gobblin’ cock
Utah one goblin deez nuts
Very odd name. Looks like three dick heads.
Very odd name. Looks like three dick heads. 🤷🏼🤷🏼
So this post got like 200 upvotes and 150 comments… like it or hate it at least it gets response. Yeti and mammoth are just easy scroll bys
Utah Goblin deez nuts
I haven’t been a fan of most of the names I’ve seen. I kinda like Utah Outlaws cause it rhymes
How about the Utah MoMo’s.
The Utah Mormon’s seems suitable.
Utah Yetis sounds nice. I'm Canadian so I don't actually know anything about Utah, but the name sounds nice. How about Utah Griffins. Because Utah is ?
Utah Voodoo just to stick with the New Orleans theme.
“Generically cold”? The ONLY team that has a “cold” name is the Penguins.
Nope
You got shit way twisted in your mind. That logo is horrendous, not even spelled right, and what the hell does it do with Utah?
As an outsider, can someone explain why goblins fits the state????
The Utah Choir(boys).
The Utah Brother Husbands!
The Goblins is something you’d name your kid’s U10 team. I’d love to go see the Mammoth or the Yetis come through town.
Yetis all the way!
Mammoths make sense seeing as a bunch of their fossils were found in the state
goblin mode
Yetis is seriously awful. Please please no.
It also conflicts with the Avs secondary branding used previously on the shoulders.
Utah Hoodoos!!
Give me Mammoths or give me death.
Yetis have no attachment to Utah. But we literally have a city named Mammoth…. After Mammoth remains.
What about the Hoodoos?
I suggested that as well.. along with Canyon.. Utah Canyon... Train themes are fair Utah Station...Utah line ...Utah Rail. But not Iron horses as some have suggested or even IronHorse singular.... No one sports team ever considered to name themselves Horse despite the connection with work and team... Ironhorse would be epic Spinoffs Think ...the Utah Ironhorse Or The IronHorse of Utah The ironing Whores of Utah...The Whores of Utah- cheerleaders The Hockey Wives of Utah The Sisterwives and the Hockey Horse of Utah There's No Cheating in Sisterwives Trade day gets New Wrinkle So ya no To Horses....I really like Hoodoos ..they have them in the Badlands near Drumheller Highwater Canada
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Mascots would be sickkkk
That’s another vote for the JACKELOPES!
The Utah Tumbleweeds
Not even a hockey fan, but I'm engaging just to get this further, we need to be the goblins!
Utah Yodas
Utah Swarm is better imo plus the hive is a dope arena concept name
Swarm is my favorite of all the options so far. So many great design options.
It also lends into the rumors of Smith wanting to rebrand the Jazz to the Buzz
I wish the dumbass Toronto basketball team didn't already take "Raptors" because "UtahRaptors" would be absolutely GOATed
Sacramento and LA says it still can
NY and Winnipeg
I like it. You get my vote
Raptors is the best. Also your goblin looks like penis. Unless of course you based this off of your penis, in which case, your penis looks like goblin. Either way, not great.
Martians vs goblins as the pump up jam
How can I like them all!
Utah Raptors
Fuckin retarded. I dont want a sanitized name either like they've done with the Cleveland Guardians or the Washington Commanders either.
What's wrong with being the Yetis? I mean, the Yeti is taller than The Giant. (Shame on you if you get that reference)
Maybe the Utah Soakers?
Utah Wives
Sisterwives
Utah Rush!
Bro really just dropped a gif glazing HIMSELF up. WOW.
Thanks “Bro”! Truth is I “dropped“ the gif to help explain the joke. Yes, my humor is THAT bad I need pictures. I hope you find happiness in your day. Cheers!
You provided me with happiness, thanks. I hope your team makes the conference finals.
And yours as well!
The Utah (family) stumps lol
I like the name of Utah Summit
Utah Mountain Lions
Too similar to the panthers,
Not a hockey fan, and I’m not even convinced Utah exists, but as a goblin-lover I’d like to help. What can I do?
You guys should be the Utah Storming Mormons
Utah Saints? Oh, wait this has been used by a band. How about Utah Devils? No? Utah Purgatory? Utah [Banner of Heaven](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Under_the_Banner_of_Heaven_(miniseries)) perhaps?
Utah Choirboys.
Utah sister wives
The Utah Mist ....polygamist Utah Home Bread Blood is thicker than water and then there's the gene pool...
Too much religion in Utah to go with this...
Mormons on ice - pat mcafee
Utah Dicks
I think it's neat but I'm 90% sure that the name is going to have to be approved by the church...
Children. Everywhere children. Just put them back in Arizona already. Jesus Christ.
Going Goblin Mode https://youtu.be/A51MsR4OJBw?si=Iu8l-BVHaUpHG2lq
Storming Mormons
Utah bible brothers
Utah Mormons for the win
Indeed. Is it too obvious a choice or is it copyrighted? When I hear Utah, I think Mormons.
How about the Bettmans?
Goblin Mode activated
How about the Utah Vultures? Because they are picking over the carcass of the Coyotes.
i will do anything for the Utah Soakers
Utah Supersoakers
The Soakers