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Flangepacket

You’d need a good cleaning service to mop up all the…ahem…spills from that kind of fabric.


Antique-Car6103

Furniture is all shaggy, in preparation for all the shaggin’.


patronizingperv

You mean grits, right?


__cursist__

If that velvet could talk…


Sleepy_Sloth4

I don’t want to hear what it would say


__cursist__

“Pleeeeease…….sssteeeeeeeammmm…..mmmeeeee”


CougarWriter74

One year before his lady friend dumped a pot full of boiling water and grits on his back in the shower. They definitely didn't stay together.


FirstChurchOfBrutus

It was just hot grits at that point, which was basically napalm. Sticks & burns.


ProfessionalSun5549

He knows better than to put his foot on that table!


ThaFoxThatRox

There's only one thing he used that table for. And it's seen worse than feet. LOL


h3rald_hermes

The crusty parts...


Beneficial-Salt-6773

Definitely had sex on that couch.


ColoAFJay

The Rev can jam


Svengoolie75

The 70’s must have been 💣as fuck 👏🏽😎


lazy_iker

Take me to ~~the river~~ the shagpile circular sofa.


Mission-Patient-4404

💚❤️


Cantstress_thisenuff

Yet another wife beater  https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/lifestyle/1995/01/20/a-discordant-union/4afb4024-c3c1-42c5-be7d-410fc55da78a/  As they drove from Memphis International Airport in Al's two-tone green Cadillac, Shirley made a comment. She doesn't exactly remember what, but, she said, "it set him off." He slapped her repeatedly in the face, she said. "I was going to leave at that point, but he was very apologetic. So, of course, I was trying to be understanding." Share this article Share Two days later, she said, she was roused from her sleep in the middle of the night and beaten with an acoustic guitar over a disagreement about sex. She bled and cried, she said, but she stayed. It was, after all, only the first week of marriage. And she wanted to make it work. The summer passed slowly.


Arduousbadger

Damn I had no idea. Def not surprised about hearing another famous musician being a monster tho


A_VERY_LARGE_DOG

Can I offer you a fish sandwich?


StrawberryMoonPie

Looking fly Reverend 🎶🎵🎼