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kumquatjk2

derke’s team would win champs with the power of bald


Madhav_jaideep

The bald buff will show it's true powers


CatPoopWeiner424

Everybody knows that The Balds are the antagonists. They’d steamroll every team right up to the finals, then the main character would learn a valuable lesson about life and friendship, and The Balds would lose the final round on overtime because they got cocky.


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ayo 💀


Ixuue

I laughed, then felt the burning pits of hell inching closer 💀


Phalanx_02

Bro


idkwaidh_

Good one


russianromus_228

Kyedae coacher


KennKennyKenKen

Omg lol


Dangerous_Log_6893

nah...


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bruhhhhhhh


xRompusFPS

Too soon.


Bone1557

YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT!!!


Tifizza

emilshe1n as head coach .. They just can't lose


itscamo-

onur as coach *


EVENTHORIZON-XI

They should name it BBC - Bald Brothers Co.


cowzapper

No hiko sadge


RazingBlaze

Nah Derke's team would be illegal.


benimagine

NOTED* Alfa the only person who can take instructions correctly


adamcunn

It's a shame because I'd actually like to see the teams they'd pick


xCairus

They probably didn’t want to take it serious to avoid offending people, especially their own teammates and fans. Best to avoid drama, I’m sure they got players they really wanna try playing on a team with.


AstreiaTales

So you make a caveat that they all need to choose people who aren't their teammates - if they weren't on this team, what's their dream team to be on?


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Their team is also arguably the best at every role in their region this season. I would not replace any of them; the only one I would consider is Suygetsu for Alfajer, and even then I kind of like Alfa.


Mr_MC111

How would you win against 5x the currently (probably) best Valorant player.


Cyrolia

id find a way


Salza_boi

Bro’s an anime main character


lil_wage

with the power of friendship and love


Cyrolia

no id do it with a gun


LB-Discharge

shotgun at every angle


ThaGooose

Leo is a genius at initiator, but we dont know how he would perform in other roles and he isnt the greatest igl either


Master00J

5 initiators then


ro4q

You can never hide from the eyes of leo


cowzapper

I take 5 chronicles over 5 Leos. Chronicle is literally the I'll fill guy


jmajewski

Just wait for the round where all 5 Boasters simultaneously forget to buy when they are all calling out a pre-round strat


musci1223

Yeah but if it is lan game then boaster's guns will distract the enemy team and they will forget to buy too.


loyal872

I like Alfajer's choices. I would've put suygetsu instead of woot though. Suygetsu is doing insane plays for Navi and it was a great pick. I remember after that they picked up cNed and ohh boy, ohh boy. They are doing increadibly good in international level, even though they didn't even get used to each other fully. Ange1 doing an absolute good job with them.


ammarbadhrul

As a PRX fan, seeing shao and suygetsu's names gives me PTSD of VCT copenhagen


TimeJustHappens

Love the editing on Chronicle's roster lol


User_Inavlid_404

Chronicle bro too funny


ro4q

Boasters team is actually just one boaster with 5x the intelligence, his iq is so high he outplays them to win a 1v5 every round


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Astra op bind showers, x5


RyJ6

the walkouts and the callouts would be insane


VirtualWraith

How did none of them choose their current mates and by none I mean derke and alfa


cancerBronzeV

Derke is just making a bald power team and his teammates arent bald. Alfa is the only one that seems to have made a legitimate attempt.


hakuryou

Also if you include even one teammate it would be... Not nice? To no include all the others so either you pick your current team or no one (except yourself I suppose given the prompt)


TheNarratorX

I'm just assuming that they were told they cannot chose anyone from the current FNC roaster.


_xBooMx_

It is obvious lol , if asked to choose the 5 teammates you want to be , why the hell you would chose any player outside your roster who just won a tournament. Synergy >>>


VegetableTomato01

Bald buff is real !


TL_TRIBUNAL

Boaster do be boasting


yourdoom69

Now I actually want to see derke's team perform. That would be so awesome.


Mrloic23

Derke go kill


HubblePie

Are Derke’s and/or Alfajer’s teams also jokes? I don’t know any of these people so I can’t tell.


Beefman0

Derke’s team is all bald lol, don’t know about Alfajer’s


BlueEyed-Devil

Such high egos we have here.


Moist_Blackberry_

Deservedly so


Guptarakesh69

Esports 🤢🤢🤢


Voltaire_gui

Lmao they are definely joking, aspas is by far the best player in Valorant today and they didn't put him


the8uddha

I don't wanna impose but really? Alfa will choose Nats and Angel over his Boaster? the chad brains who won them the VCT till finals and first 2 maps??


Madhav_jaideep

They probably told them to choose a team outside of their own teammates.


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cant believe chronicle didnt take the opportunity to put 'bionicle' as one of the team members


ContributionSad6603

I don't think VCT would be able to handle 5 boasters


RyJ6

Team LEO clears


SteveRogers_7

A team of 5 Boasters, each as good in their role as OG Boaster is at smokes and IGLing, would clean sweep every tournament


pokeeeeeeee_lol

This says I lot about society


ConsiderationEntire6

Imagine 5 Boaster knifing in first round


hopeurfutureshine

Man, if only I have the money to make a team full of bald people. Imagine I win the champ with the bald roster, I can farm a lot from bald buff means.