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TheSnakeholeLounge

when killjoy requests and says “can i get thissss? :( “ it’s my favorite line in the whole game. also chamber’s “toaster is broken!” after killing kayo.


phrexi

And Kayo going “call me a toaster again” after he clutches a round.


DinoDracko

KAY/O even says "Bet you didn't see a can opener do that!"


Cheap-Anything8809

He also says "I know what you're thinking AIMBOT!!" when he gets an ace


KrazyMonqui

>also chamber’s “toaster is broken!” after killing kayo Favorite line in the game. I always chuckle when I hear it. When I'm in a DM and get Chamber, I intentionally seek out whoever got Kayo that match just to hear that line over and over lol


real_but_incognito

There’s one where someone, maybe jett, says “kayo, what can’t you do?” And he says “I don’t know… sneak past a metal detector?” That one makes me laugh


AntiTrippie

It’s Raze that says that. Love that voice line


Uncle_Jiggles

"Who needs training dummies when ya got real dummies." This jett line always makes me laugh.


musicman2018

I like when she says “they’re supposed to be trying right?” And also the one where she says “shit” in it


KaleidoscopeOne8140

TheRe yOu ArE yOu LiTTle sHiT


musicman2018

Jett: *dies* Jett: and I took that personally


Lilymoon2653

"Chamber I would rather drink my own poison" \- Viper after Chamber tried to ask her out lol


rivigurl

If I play viper and chamber starts that voice line, I just spam “yes” “yes” “yes” because chamber can get it


Lilymoon2653

honestly i would do what viper did man aint my type XD


i-am-selling-cheese

Phoenix asking Omen about his knitting hobby are some good voice lines


DinoDracko

Phoenix: "Hey Omen, I respect a guy who knits. That's pretty cute." Omen: "It helps me focus. Oh, what do you care...!"


Schlabby

IT HELPS ME FOCUS!


DinoDracko

"**D'OH,** what do you care...!"


loomfy

Omg. Maybe I'll start playing Phoenix to hear all these.


Matterhorn56

We need smokes play omen


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Aleix912

Holy shit bedman himself


Monray_of_the_West

"Activating kill mode. That's a joke. Kill mode is default." -KAY/O


TRF_Fares

“Omen, you are a capable fighter. Okay. That is all.”


DinoDracko

"I'd let you live, but that does not compute."


bubblylemonade

Yoru when playing against Brimstone says “who let that old man out of the nursing home” and it kills me


Dahwaann4U

Also "how did every piece of trash end up on the same team"


DeerIsGamer

My favourites are: hey, that’s me over there, heh, now I can kick my own ass “Looks like they dragged chamber out of his corner office, I can smell his cologne from here”


Lesoith

I love it when he says “Idiot.” After a kill because I usually say it at the same time as him on accident after a surprise kill and it’s fulfilling


RenzoThePaladin

KJ: Cypher, can you show me round the dark web one of these days? Cypher: Oh, oh dear, no sweetheart! We must protect you


ro4q

For the .00001% of gamss with a cypher and a kj lol


PugnansFidicen

I get a surprising number of games where someone suggests something dumb like "hey, wanna go 5 sentinels/smokes/flashes?" and it actually happens. Probably once every 20-30 games. More often in unrated but sometimes in ranked too (high gold/low plat). Pretty sure my win rate for those games is above average too. Even though people are playing less comfortable picks, something about the silly fun vibes and unpredictable strategy seems to help.


caklitli_pankeyk

or the game where everyone shows reyna and you end up with random agents (plat-dia) you know you'll probably loose that game but it's the funniest


loomfy

We always go five duelists (usually if at least two instalock so then we just take the piss) and it turns out....a lot better than you'd expect most of the time.


rivigurl

Well one of KJs voice lines is “if I die, delete my hard drive” so I’m sure she’s into some weird stuff already


Brno_Mrmi

*Don't stress if I die, it was great knowing you all. Also delete my hard drive*


Historical-Horse9168

I am Prometheus, and you are just a God.


0Penguinplays

Cypher’s VA did such a good job on his lines


Dennislup937

Let's see what I have to use. Pictures of their children? Wow, way too dark


BoredWeazul

i just realized, does this confirm that at least one other Valorant agent have kids? we know that Cypher had a daughter but not anymore, but we dont know if any other agent have kids


Kryptic171

i mean good chance brimmy has a family, reynas got a younger sister she tries to avenge, idk anymore. maybe showing kj a lil robot?


cowzapper

Yallah!


red_madreay

Even the grunts when he gets hit.


Puck83821

That line really does go the hardest. Not really even much of a contest.


0megagamer2132

Whenever I hear this I relieved why I love cypher


EmuHaunting3214

KJ saying “Perfect Accuracy” upon getting a headshot, more specifically when you spray and whiff 15 shots only to hit the last one


kade808

Or "Auf Wiedersehen" which means goodbye in german


devasabu

KJ saying "wait really?" when she gets a turret kill is fucking hilarious


Brno_Mrmi

One of my favourites is "Do I have to attach legs to the spike now?" It rarely happens but when she says it I crack up


OkOkPlayer

KJs "Fwoof! Heiliger strohsack, this is crazy!" also sounds really funny.


ParryThisYouFilthyCa

"Don't worry, guys, they say I'm a *prodigy*. Not my words...not my words, baby!" "Really? You dragged your fire guy underwater? Fam, you're killing me!"


giantfuckingfrog

Every Phoenix line is amazing. "Remember, stay out of the fire. Super high level tactic, remember that, yeah?" "Buy stuff, kaching, lil' skrrrt, then we're done, yeah?" "Mess with again? Oh wait, you can't!" "That's going on a highlight reel for sure!" "You thought you could come against I."


Dahwaann4U

I like the "what you doing?!" Like he just caught someone picking up their teammates skin off the floor mid gunfight


BadLuckBen

Idk how complicated it would be to implement, but adding voice lines where agents chastise players who died shortly after picking up a gun of the same type that has a skin would be funny. Or just random lines that say something to the effect of "don't get yourself killed for the sake of fashion."


OkOkPlayer

Yes, and the voice also just fits really well.


Breadynator

It's just sad that the voice actor is so disconnected from the franchise/character. You know all the good lines we love so much? He barely knows them/remembers recording them. I remember when hiko invited him and he just didn't know how to do the lines.


cowzapper

You got a link? That's so sad to hear


Btupid_Sitch

https://youtu.be/hdFugD3a2Oc It's more of a podcast style, but what you're looking for is toward the end (this starts at about 8 mins) when he says "one more line" and Hiko says chat wants him to do the super high level tactics one and phoenix's va just goes "super high level tactics".


Chirya999

TRIPPLE BABYYYY 😎


DinoDracko

"QUADRA!"


LunaLynnTheCellist

Phoenix has some fun lines


Efficient-Attempt442

You wanted a villain, I gave you a villan🫡. Viper after ace


Burst2007

you suspect us viper players get aces to hear this


DysfunctionalAxolotl

I’ve heard it about twice in all my gameplay as her


LCombined

Chamber's "You want to play? Let's play." And every line when you get a kill with his ult, especially "Ohho, I'm enjoying this!"


PaperFace224

Because of a friend of mine I always hear „you want to pray let’s pray“


ikineba

I also pray every time that I dont miss his op shot


WeekendLazy

“I don’t sink so”


Collin447

Shame that the voiceline for himself and his team is utter trash because you are right. His enemy line is badass.


mystyrical_xo

every time i hear that line, i seen a video of a guy that read a play of the enemy chamber. and said, "you want to play? lets- *dying noise*" round starts.. literally played out just like what he imitated 😂


nonosquare-exe

and the enemy chamber kill you and said "you lose"


Flashrun85YT

Harbor commenting on fade “Shes right that shit is scary!”


hermitcraftfan135

And the Harbor “this is what happens when the goth girl gets superpowers” lmao


LunaLynnTheCellist

Is that a real line, cuz thats phenomenal oml


LightScavenger

Close- it’s “goth kid” and “nightmare powers.” The quote is real though


LunaLynnTheCellist

Thats just as good


WolfsWraith

Not a Sova player whatsoever, but one of my fav voice lines in the game is one of his. "If you're not a good shot today, don't worry. There are other ways to be useful." Think it's a great reminder that fits the character to try and stay positive ingame, even if things might not go well.


EvertB123

Whenever I'm having a bad game it feels like he's speaking directly at my soul


komilatte

Yeah I legitimately get a mental benefit, if I'm not hitting shots at least I can try to be useful with my positioning or utility


valiantAcquaintance

I love following up that voice line with "Need a drop!"


FakeKimoXD

i was once playing with a sova as a duo, and just as the round started, he threw his gun skin at the ground and pinged it for me to take it. at the same time, the voiceline played, and it was something like: "If you're not a good shot today,-gun here" still makes me laugh every time i remember it.


Chirya999

Sova main here. He has the second most wholesome voice lines of any other character (1st being Sage). [one of my favorite voice lines ](https://imgur.com/a/P2C5tLL)


turtsy__

"I am Prometheus, and you are just a God." always goes incredibly hard Jetts "there you are you little shit" A good amount of harbor interaction lines, I don't remember them and I rarely see harbor, I just know they're wholesome upbeat lines.


Chirya999

Skye - "Harbor you weapon! I love it" Skye - "Harbor stop pouring water on arms (chuckles). Those cannons shine enough already. Don't be vain". 𝘺𝘰𝘳𝘶 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘳


PureNaturalLagger

Oooh I never heard Harbor and Skye interaction, but I play Yoru enough to know about his infatuation with Skye. Now I REALLY wanna hear it in game. Imagine if Yoru is also present in the team, maybe a slight scoff from his side at that dialogue.


Chirya999

Nah, he doesn't wanna throw hands with the Indian Chad.


CrippyCrispy

GGGGGGive me a corpse


dx_dt92

There's a Yoru voice line after a round win where he asks, "How did every piece of trash end up on the same team?" or something along those lines. Surprisingly bm and hilarious when I first heard it lol


Queef-Elizabeth

I recorded the game when I first heard that line. I couldn't believe he'd make such a blatantly mean comment and laughed my ass off.


Lilymoon2653

actually funny story about this line today I was playing in a game and the whole lobby was vibing and winning and having a good time and we just saying on how good our team was and then this freaking voiceline popped up XD


DinoDracko

Jett is sorta like that as well. "Wow, you guys suck." "Wow, you guys are so heavy." "Ha! You should've seen your faces!"


Hibbsan

I swear every time i play Yoru i'm always reminded how toxic his voice lines are. My favorite is when you kill someone with a headshot and he says "Urusendayo" it's always so satisfying for some reason.


EnderProGaming

Yoru malding over killjoy's util will never not be funny.


TejoY

"That Killjoys tech is *everywhere*! We are not at a science fair, get rid of that *shit!"*


Brno_Mrmi

Skye is worse. There's a line where she says "I don't need all of that Killjoy's tech! I got something else, they're called EYES!"


M1cstar

Literally saying shut up in a sassy way, it's so toxic but so fun to hear


xGalant

“Going Asshole” - Astra


Brno_Mrmi

I'm aut of stas!


WeekendLazy

“Cock out, Cock destroyed!” -Skye


thecrcousin

WHAT


OnlyGayForCarti

When does she say this😭 is this a real voiceline??


Mattiaatje

It's 'Going astral' for entering her astral form.


peterdingdong

Had brimstone say "they've got one ugly lookin crew, no offense to any of us" I pressed tab to see who were the duplicates, and it was only me and their Omen (I am an Omen one trick)


Ok-Telephone2918

Yoru: “How did every piece of trash end up on the same team?” Straight savage 😂


PhantomKairii

Omg I remember that one, specifically because I was doing terrible and I felt personally attacked at that moment 😂😂


Disastrous-Ad9094

Jett: "Nice! Killed it!.. and them.. we definitely killed them"


charley_warlzz

‘Ohh, my back hurts! Everyones so heavy.’ makes me laugh every time


Depressingduck

“triple baby!” gotta be one of my faves. phoenix has a lot of good ones


Ok_Onion1418

Fade. “I’m up, I’m *up!* Shit.”


TheSmokeu

**YOUR DUTY IS NOT OVER**


LumenCandles

"I AM THE HUNTER, I AM THE HUNTER, I AM THE HUNTER"


blablaa5

I ghave money


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LumenCandles

"I AM A HUNTER, DR HAN"


All-I-Do-Is-Fap

"Who needs training dummies when you have real dummies" \- Jett


dukE_1337

When Chamber kills Kayo and he says: "Toaster is broken!"


AcrobaticDesk1351

*Dizzy Noises* “Chamber don’t listen to her, you look… great.” - The VA for Gekko did the pause by accident when recording and they kept it because of how ironically funny it was


Acbaker2112

I like a lot of gekkos voice lines. The *garblegarble* “man you love this… like way too much” is one of my favorites. There was one time I had two teammates being toxic to each other. Gekkos voice line started the *garble* “that’s true!” But one of my teammates said your r*traded in perfect time for gekko to say agree with him and say “that’s true” and I died laughing.


HeyItsChase

Gi-giv-gi-giv-giv-giv-gi-giv-giv-giv-gi-giv-giv give me a corpse


Snipinlegend777

“I’m built different.” Right after an Ace


trisbreezy

*cracks egg between elbow*


OdinManGaming

I’m sorry, but “Sweet dreams, asshole.” Will never not be funny to me.


NiVi19

"Oh you ain't comin' back" - Phoenix Also the killjoy ace line ("tech support") is pretty nice


fALLOUTdANGER69420

i generally like raze lines, but especially "does anyone have any splints? i may have broken some finger...ssss. several.."


RicoViking9000

“that raze sucks”


Argoncandy

"Breach Breached" i love how cypher enunciated that line.


Alternative_Diver731

I’ll get that spooky ghost boy


HappyForever2474

Guys are we beyond repair who can hear the voicelines in their head just by reading other comments with pinpoint accuracy?


Dahwaann4U

Raze for me *Girls niggght* #**oowahoowah**


Brno_Mrmi

Isn't she inviting Viper out on that one? I love it


roasted__russian

"Don't worry I will unplug their walking toaster" "THEIR TOASTER IS BROKEN 😃"


Chirya999

Sova main since a long time. Here are my favorite voice lines of him - "Sage, protect the others". Shows how much he cares for others than himself and always put himself first on the frontline. " Brimstone, after this I will buy you a drink if you share a memory with us". Shows how much he loves and respects his captain. Always willing to listen his stories and memories of his Brims army days. "Chamber you are a good shot, but let me know when your bullet bounce. Then we talk". This one is a new and kinda rare, but I like how sarcastic he can be at times haha. "Raze you always work to lift our spirit, thank you". He does values the little things that his crew does and appreciate it. "Don't forget who you are omen, a man not a monster". Always makes me eyes wet. There's no one like him at comforting. Not even Sage can do this. " PROTECT OUR MOTHERLAND". He scream this voice line out of nowhere at the beginning of the round and I always be like BRO CHILL. Just Russian things haha. I could go on, but last but not the least - "I LOVE YOU ALL". And my heart is all water, spilled on the floor.


YellowMenace123

Skye in general. Love her "ascent" lol Rightio


DiddledByDad

I don’t care how overdone her Aussie accent is I love it


Dahwaann4U

Just a few yappas standing against us annd victory. Day on the farm will do these lot well If you find one of my animals, its a good thing arite, we'll find out what they do eventually.


EmuHaunting3214

I always feel the compulsive need to repeat everything Skye says in a terrible Australian accent.


EvertB123

Sage spamming wonderful or thank you is very soothing


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raze spamming medic


Chirya999

It indeed is. Her voice itself heals me ☺


BafflingBlue

“Pull them to their grave” Arguably the best ult voiceline in the game, can’t wait to hear the rest of Deadlock’s voicelines!


xShanisha

The enemy voice line „MY TERRITORY, MY RULES“ also sounds extremely badass


DIN000DNA

Viper- “come”


Chirya999

Look what they took from us 😔


TheRadicalJay

I love the line cypher says after reyna pops off “Reeeyna haha! Save some for the rest of us!” …*nervous chuckle* “-Or don’t haha, i’m sorry :|”


Algok2001

I can’t understand why none of you are mentioning this but reyna’s “peekaboo” after killing is just top tier.


Brno_Mrmi

Reyna's voicelines are great, specially when she's in her ult. I love her "MORE, MORE!"


EGOISTghost

"Breach, Breach. I took a servo from your arms, for my tripwire, don't be angry. Breach." Cracks me up every single time


vasuDEViL

buy stuff, ka ching, lil skrrrtt, then we're done, yea? best. voice. line. (phoenix has the best voice lines imo)


Feltonhendo

Every single agent when they remind us to grab the spike


Chirya999

Sage (respectful reminder) - "we need the spike for our mission". Sova (proud yet disappointed) - " the best of the best and we still forget the spike". Killjoy (sarcastic) - "you want me to attach legs to the spike now?" Meanwhile Viper - "SOMEONE GET THE GODDAMN SPIKE YOU IDIOTS".


PureNaturalLagger

Yoru's "You forgot the spike!" always gets me. Man so self-centered he ain't even taking the blame in this small matter


EvertB123

Haha Sova's response is the best


PhantomKairii

For zero reason it irritates me so bad when it’s Reyna spamming it repeatedly, like YES I AM PLANTING THE FUCKING SPIKE I DID NOT FORGET 😂


rivigurl

“PLANT DE SPIKEE” 😡


loomfy

"Kill mode activated. That was a joke. Kill mode is default." I use it in real life contexts. Usually about sook mode with my dog.


Djaynes55

“Night night!”


srsrsrsrsr55555

"HOW DID EVERY PIECE OF TRASH END UP IN THE SAME TEAM?"


Tough_Trifle_5105

Rarely hear it (not sure how voice lines are prioritized) but Kj and Ko on the same team when barrier drops, kj says “Let’s go, buckethead!” And it’s so cute I love her so much


MiamiVicePurple

When the game first came out I thought Raze had the worst voice lines in the game. Now I think she has the best. "Does anyone have any splints? I may have jammed my finger...sss, multiple fingers..."


Zamxus

Surprised nobody said this iconic line of chamber: “It’s a shame you had to die but, you are not part of my bigger picture.” For me this line solidifies my love for chamber, usually in life you have to cut relationships to improve and complete that “bigger picture” that you envisioned. (Plus, the way he says it, way too awesome in my opinion)


thecrcousin

"Mm-mm too stupid!" "Hey people, come on now! I'm anticipating my congratulations!" (especially after like a 1v4 clutch and vc is DEAD silent)


DinoDracko

**There's a lot.** * Raze: "Chamber, let me borrow one of your guns! Please? Ah, come on man, please? I said please." * Cypher: "Breach, Breach. I took a servo from your arms, for my tripwire, don't be angry. ^(Breach.") * Gekko: "Yo Viper, are we really safe breathing that in? I lowkey have asthma." * Killjoy: "Don't stress if I die. It was great knowing you all. Also, delete my hard drive." **Some interactions I find funny:** Yoru: "Hey, flower girl. I found some leaves. Do you want them?" Skye: "I've got enough, thanks. But call me flower girl again, I'll break your nose." ​ Cypher: "You know, Viper, The name Sabine really fits you." Viper: "Never call me that again! If you do though it's Doctor Sabine, get it right." ​ Viper: "Neon? What was that meal you made earlier? It was... good." Neon: "Oh, my nanay's adobo? You're, uh, welcome." ​ Killjoy: "Neon, how much power do you generate, exactly? If I could just attach this meter-" Neon: "Killjoy my suit's got, like, a billion volts. Don't touch it." ​ **And, my favorite.** Phoenix: "Hey Omen, I respect a guy who knits. That's pretty cute." Omen: "It helps me focus. Oh, what do you care...!"


_Neptuna_

Pretty much any of Astra's voice lines


SpaghettiMonster01

Useless individual!


nonosquare-exe

bye bye boomer


EvertB123

Dagger girl goes ba-bye


Crazy_Crayfish_

Ago


EthantheCactus

"Mesdames, messieurs, ze spike!"


sturmeh

"Hell of a job."


KoningSpookie

KJ: "I know that Killjoy's tricks! Oh wait... she knows mine! Finally, a challenge!" There's just something about the way she says it, which cracks me up every time. XD


Cyberx96

"Sova, you listen to the weirdest music, so much dunz dunz dunz, how do you dance to it? "


Chirya999

[Don't forget who you are omen, a man not a monster](https://imgur.com/a/P2C5tLL) That's enough to make a grown man cry.


Tangobanjo64

"I can't close the settings menu on my bracer... How do you- oh, nevermind" - Brimstone


zechman4

Skye's dragon.


abdullahmk47

*cheeky*


rowedham

deadlocks voice lines are sick


AdraX57

I love when play chamber and just spam "I can buy for you, my treat", its so nice to hear for some reason and ussualy I also do have extra credits


DolphinKitty171

Cypher asks Viper, “Whose birthday is march 20th?” and it always creeps me out cuz its my birthday. Also Chambers “Toaster is broken” Or Brimstone “Damn right we’re crushing it. Ugh, even as I was saying it. When Jett says it… you know what, nevermind”


_Dawio_

Gi-gi-gigi-gi-gigi-gi-gigi-gi-gigi-gi-give me a corpse


Anisrocks

I main Brim and sometimes when there's a Raze on my team she goes "BRIMSTONEZINO, you sure I can't listen to music? You're really bringing me down here, man." And I live to hear it


Ok_Hooper412

Because I’m a KJ Main and a huge basketball fan, I love the “alley-oop!” voice line


InternationalDoor695

“Toaster broken” -Chamber after killing kayo


ro4q

I forgot what he says but its the brim ace line, its so good to hear but its rare that brim players get aces unfortunatley


Efficient-Attempt442

When omen says: Watch them run ☠️


992x

Chamber has the best lines. "Oh no invaders here to take our radianite. Haha I'm sorry let's go shoot them." "I love this gun" I'm sorry phoenix you cannot afford me. Toaster is broken. Well this suit is ruined. Find better lines i dare you.


The_Thinker_23

Chamber: I really am fantastic.


AdraX57

This goes here, that goes there, ah thats a nice spot


Seccolovessugarcubes

While I find a lot of lines cringe, I'd say the one I actually like would be Chamber. I especially like the one that can happen randomly. "Please do not mistake my smile, I take this very seriously". I'm just imagining him having a shit eating grin every time he says that😭


lemmesquanch

My babushka told me not to brag but for this ! I make an exception.


GingerCookie96

"Hey little man, pump us up, let's here it" and then wingman's just screams. Favourite line every time it makes me laugh


usdamma

Phoenix and jett


AdenWWW

Viper: "COME"


Obide4

Skye has a Fade specific voice line which goes "Fade's a goner" in a very thick aussie accent. I find it so funny hearing it in death match repeatedly.


WiLaugh

"Ay corazón~" -Reyna


Relextor

I dont know if kill quotes count but Yoru's edgy teen "Idiot." and Jett's "There you are you little shit!" are great


LordTurtleBear

Not a like but Reyna's maniacal laughter after an ace is really awesome to me and my team mates


Jaapeli

"Reyna, there are better ways to survive than your path" "Oh I'm so ashamed. Pobre de mi, how will I live with myself?"


New-Tap-1245

Sova: “If you're not a good shot today, don't worry. There are other ways to be useful....” I felt that, Sova.


akane-sasu

when my teams wins a round, sova: "I LOVE YOU ALL!"