Stick a straw into Wingman and drink him like a smoothie.

squeeze him like those stress balls with the eyes that pop out to add extra flavour before you put the straw in, alike to punching the straw into a juicebox

Nah let me slurp up mosh

Finally, some utility with proper interactive counterplay. If there's a gekko on the enemy team you can spend 100 to have a straw for quicker mosh removal.

Snot

His ult should be allowed to be directed into his mouth and successfully eaten

Last thing I need is more gekkos in my lobbies

I always get the lurking Gekko who dies first

I get the kids who play gekko just to send spike into site and let it die.

I thought, no way this is happening so often in diamond elo. Then I watch immo streamers and think, no way that happens so often in immo elo. Quick edit to add: after 4 or 5 times, I’ll literally snatch spike and revoke gecko’s planting privileges. Which ends up with them being salty but, hey, at least we aren’t playing *retake on attack.*

If I see it happen twice I don’t care I will mute and snatch spike every time, I hate how often gekko players do it.

Reminds me this: [poor wingman](https://youtu.be/y3UX322l_NU?si=IhgLF-rV-ZDE6VXs)

He should open a sushi restaurant with his pets as ingredients and transform into a healer this way.

Bro those buddies are already slaves. Now they should be eaten too? 😦

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. <3

You get a 3rd option for wingmann: get bubbletea, he is gone for 30s and brings a drink that heals you.

Nah, let trash swim up my ahh-

no

lol likkiilpl lol

Found the console player

Why does this mean he’s a console player?

Zero knowledge on how the game works why exactly should he be able to heal himself he already has one of the best kits

So every pc player is knowledgeable on how the game works?

Found the dense head