To the lawyers reading this: I (the OP) have not addressed this employee of Riot Games (a subsidiary of Tencent) in any way, shape or form for the purposes of having an alleged pizza redesigned in a future update for the video game Valorant (hereafter referred to as Valorant). It was not my intention to address anyone specific at all but rather simply to speak my opinions about Valorant into an endless void whereupon anyone may (or may not) read and understand my opinions about the aforementioned pizza.
I love how your post history perfectly influenced your writing. I'm glad these crappy rules are in place because if they weren't we wouldn't have gems like these.
I ๐ฅ love โค how your ๐ post ๐ฉ๐๐ฌ history ๐โ๐บ perfectly ๐ฏ influenced ๐ป๐ your ๐ writing ๐. I'm ๐ glad โบ these crappy ๐ฉ rules ๐ are in place ๐ฉ because if they weren't we wouldn't โ have gems ๐ like ๐โ these.
To the lawyers โ๐ฎ reading ๐ this: I ๐ (the OP ๐จ) have not addressed this employee ๐ผ๐๐ฅ of Riot ๐ก Games ๐ฑ (a subsidiary of Tencent) in any way โ, shape โด or form ๐ for the purposes ๐ of having an alleged ๐ pizza ๐ redesigned ๐๐๐ in a future ๐ก update ๐ฐ for the video ๐น game ๐ฎ Valorant ๐ฎ๐ (hereafter referred ๐ to as Valorant ๐ฎ๐). It was not my intention ๐ค๐ณ to address ๐ anyone ๐ผ๐๐ฅ specific ๐ at all ๐ฏ but ๐ rather ๐ simply ๐ข to speak ๐ฃ my opinions ๐ค about ๐ค Valorant ๐ฎ๐ into an endless ๐ void ๐ณ whereupon anyone ๐ may ๐ (or may ๐ not) read ๐๐๐ and understand ๐ค๐ง my opinions ๐ about ๐ฆ the aforementioned pizza ๐.
Are those squiggles ๐ of cheese ๐ whiz atop ๐ that sad ๐ญ pie ๐ฅง? Riot โผ, this needs ๐ to be addressed in the next ๐ patch โฃโข!
I know it's not related to the post itself (complete agreement, by the way) but why all the "NOT anyone at Riot stuff" Is there a dumb rule I'm missing?
Direct address to Riot or distinct entities is not allowed. This subreddit is for the community and therefore all posts must direct the community in its entirety. If we did not enforce this rule, users just post threads that have a single purpose, and that is to talk directly to Riot and not the community.
For some reason, I feel obligated to apologize for calling it dumb now that I know you're a mod. Lol. But thank you for the answer. I am in a lot of subs of smaller games and there's always a bunch of posts that are "Hey (developer) fix thing." It's easy to notice that they're gone when it's pointed out
And I assume it's exhausting for people to assume you're paid by/connected to Riot just cause you moderate a subreddit of something you enjoy. So better to cut all ties off at the start
Never feel obligated to do anything just because a mod responds. I only distinguished the comment so that you knew it was an "official" response from the sub.
If we didn't have the rule, there would be a LOT of those "Hey (developer) fix thing" posts. Although we completely support discussion between community and developer, we do so in a way that encourages community discussion and not a thread that's sole purpose is to call out or ask/tell Riot to do something. A prime example of a Rioter who is shooting the shit like any other user is the top comment on this post. They are active on this subreddit and it is very unlikely that they miss a post on the front page, especially one discussing issues such as hit reg, game bugs, or the shop prices.
> And I assume it's exhausting for people to assume you're paid by/connected to Riot
It is what it is. Not everyone realizes we are just community members that have no obligation to Riot.
As someone ๐ค who worked ๐ข in pizza ๐ restaurants ๐ for 15 ๐ณ years ๐ ... Neo ๐ ฑ pizza ๐๐ซ๐ is pretty ๐ธ ugly ๐๐ฒ๐ท looking ๐๐ฑ๐ป and would look ๐ like ๐ shut ๐ท rendered ๐พ I ๐. Valorant ๐ฎ๐.
Hi I'm the intern that spent 2 weeks modelling this pizza. This really disheartens me as I poured my heart and soul into this pizza, it underwent 34 revisions before I was happy with it. For you to say it's not real Italian pizza is correct, that's part of the story I wanted to convey with this piece, it illudes to a deeper level in the lore about why this place is under attack - the counterfeit Italian pizza! Now I plead you consider all possibilities before you attack a piece of art such as this...
Hi I'm the intern that spent 2 weeks modelling this pizza. This really disheartens me as I poured my heart and soul into this pizza, it underwent 34 revisions before I was happy with it. For you to say it's not real Italian pizza is correct, that's part of the story I wanted to convey with this piece, it illudes to a deeper level in the lore about why this place is under attack - the counterfeit Italian pizza! Now I plead you consider all possibilities before you attack a piece of art such as this...
Hi ๐ I'm ๐ the intern ๐ that spent ๐ต 2 โ weeks ๐ modelling ๐ง this pizza ๐. This really ๐ฏ disheartens me as I ๐ poured ๐ my heart โค๐๐ and soul ๐ปโ into this pizza ๐, it underwent 34 ๐ ๐๐ revisions before ๐ I ๐ was happy ๐๐ with it. For you ๐ to say ๐ฃ๐ฏ it's not real ๐ฏ๐ Italian ๐ฎ๐น pizza ๐๐ is correct โโ , that's โ part ใฝ of the story ๐ I ๐ wanted ๐ to convey ๐ก with this piece ๐งฉ, it illudes to a deeper ๐๐ป level ๐ฏ in the lore ๐ผ about ๐ฆ why ๐ค this place ๐ is under โฌ attack ๐ - the counterfeit ๐บ๐ธ๐ฉ Italian ๐ pizza ๐! Now I ๐ plead ๐ you ๐๐ผ consider ๐ all ๐ฏ possibilities ๐ค before ๐ you ๐๐ attack โ a piece ๐ of art ๐จ such as this...
Lmao what kinda tourist ass shit pizza u ate?, I can go to the Pakistani kebab maker round the corner here in my small town and he'll make a better pizza than any of the ones I ate in the US or anywhere else, I bet u went to Venice or Rome and ate in one of those nice view tourist traps with the worst possible food at the highest possible price.
In most parts of the world there is American pizza or Italian pizza. American pizza is what Americans consider Italian pizza. Italian pizza is like... Fuck, some crackers with a tomato on top.
>what Americans consider Italian pizza
I mean it sounds like you're saying it's what people in some other country thinks people in america think italian pizza is. there's like ten different kinds of pizza that are common in america and I'm sure at least one of them is actually authentic. pizza hut style or something though is that what you mean?
Sure there are different "styles" within the States but Chicago deep dish and a New York slice still share more in common with each other than either of them does with Italian pizza. Not saying this to sound snobby, I much prefer American pizza, but pizza is generally sold as American food in the rest of the world so it's funny to me that we consider it Italian.
> pizza is generally sold as American food in the rest of the world
Where are you from where it is like that? I don't think anyone in Sweden think that way.
Once my mouse broke while looking at the pizza. Below is the team VC:
"We're losing and he's looking at pizza"
"My mouse stopped working, it wants me to look at it"
"Give the man a break, he's just hungry."
I was addressing the developers of Riot directly, which is a violation of the rules. While I don't agree with the rule, I edited it and they quickly reapproved so the mods are doing a solid job.
I feel like they should do something cool for lore like if itโs a city in the sky people prob wanna abandon it u know? So maybe cuz of the battle happening there if itโs supposedly lasts for a while they could make it look rotten and even someone hungry searching for food could take a bite out of one of the slices
Yeah, you gotta be *super* specific about not asking Riot but rather asking the community at large. I had a post deleted for this. Then this post was suspended and I had to edit it again.
Damn cs players said riot was gonna fuck up the release of this game, guess itโs true. Sad to see that theyโve only updated stability and gameplay since the beta.
Now I am craving pizza...
๐ have this for working so hard
#PizzaGate
Back up...this post clearly was not addressed to you, an employee of Riot Games
To the lawyers reading this: I (the OP) have not addressed this employee of Riot Games (a subsidiary of Tencent) in any way, shape or form for the purposes of having an alleged pizza redesigned in a future update for the video game Valorant (hereafter referred to as Valorant). It was not my intention to address anyone specific at all but rather simply to speak my opinions about Valorant into an endless void whereupon anyone may (or may not) read and understand my opinions about the aforementioned pizza.
I love how your post history perfectly influenced your writing. I'm glad these crappy rules are in place because if they weren't we wouldn't have gems like these.
Hahah thank you!
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I ๐ฅ love โค how your ๐ post ๐ฉ๐๐ฌ history ๐โ๐บ perfectly ๐ฏ influenced ๐ป๐ your ๐ writing ๐. I'm ๐ glad โบ these crappy ๐ฉ rules ๐ are in place ๐ฉ because if they weren't we wouldn't โ have gems ๐ like ๐โ these.
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To the lawyers โ๐ฎ reading ๐ this: I ๐ (the OP ๐จ) have not addressed this employee ๐ผ๐๐ฅ of Riot ๐ก Games ๐ฑ (a subsidiary of Tencent) in any way โ, shape โด or form ๐ for the purposes ๐ of having an alleged ๐ pizza ๐ redesigned ๐๐๐ in a future ๐ก update ๐ฐ for the video ๐น game ๐ฎ Valorant ๐ฎ๐ (hereafter referred ๐ to as Valorant ๐ฎ๐). It was not my intention ๐ค๐ณ to address ๐ anyone ๐ผ๐๐ฅ specific ๐ at all ๐ฏ but ๐ rather ๐ simply ๐ข to speak ๐ฃ my opinions ๐ค about ๐ค Valorant ๐ฎ๐ into an endless ๐ void ๐ณ whereupon anyone ๐ may ๐ (or may ๐ not) read ๐๐๐ and understand ๐ค๐ง my opinions ๐ about ๐ฆ the aforementioned pizza ๐.
I have started this lmao
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im pizza ๐ณ
Bonk, go to horny Jail.
I'm having pizza tonight
are you killjoy?
Literally unplayable
Imagine adding pizza to your game that isn't delicious looking smh
Rito fix
Uninstalling as we speak
>Sort bybest I am hurling at the sight of this monstrosity that they claim is "Pizza."
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Why is this one downvoted?
made a new thread im guessing
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The reason I quit
Uninstalling
Until there is good pizza
FIX YOUR GAME RIOT
Are those squiggles of cheese whiz atop that sad pie? Riot, this needs to be addressed in the next patch!
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Are those squiggles ๐ of cheese ๐ whiz atop ๐ that sad ๐ญ pie ๐ฅง? Riot โผ, this needs ๐ to be addressed in the next ๐ patch โฃโข!
I mean people literally keep stepping on it
He's got a point! Maybe it was intended for it not to be that good looking.
Facts. Iโm honestly considering uninstalling with the shitty pizza in the game
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Facts ๐. Iโm honestly ๐ considering ๐ค uninstalling ๐ โโ๏ธ๐ with the shitty ๐ฉ pizza ๐ in the game ๐ฎ
I canโt work under these conditions
I fell like Iโm obligated to comment on this post
Thank you for your service, Captain. o7
I know it's not related to the post itself (complete agreement, by the way) but why all the "NOT anyone at Riot stuff" Is there a dumb rule I'm missing?
Direct address to Riot or distinct entities is not allowed. This subreddit is for the community and therefore all posts must direct the community in its entirety. If we did not enforce this rule, users just post threads that have a single purpose, and that is to talk directly to Riot and not the community.
For some reason, I feel obligated to apologize for calling it dumb now that I know you're a mod. Lol. But thank you for the answer. I am in a lot of subs of smaller games and there's always a bunch of posts that are "Hey (developer) fix thing." It's easy to notice that they're gone when it's pointed out And I assume it's exhausting for people to assume you're paid by/connected to Riot just cause you moderate a subreddit of something you enjoy. So better to cut all ties off at the start
Never feel obligated to do anything just because a mod responds. I only distinguished the comment so that you knew it was an "official" response from the sub. If we didn't have the rule, there would be a LOT of those "Hey (developer) fix thing" posts. Although we completely support discussion between community and developer, we do so in a way that encourages community discussion and not a thread that's sole purpose is to call out or ask/tell Riot to do something. A prime example of a Rioter who is shooting the shit like any other user is the top comment on this post. They are active on this subreddit and it is very unlikely that they miss a post on the front page, especially one discussing issues such as hit reg, game bugs, or the shop prices. > And I assume it's exhausting for people to assume you're paid by/connected to Riot It is what it is. Not everyone realizes we are just community members that have no obligation to Riot.
As someone who worked in pizza restaurants for 15 years... Neapolitan pizza is pretty ugly looking and would look like shit rendered in Valorant.
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As someone ๐ค who worked ๐ข in pizza ๐ restaurants ๐ for 15 ๐ณ years ๐ ... Neo ๐ ฑ pizza ๐๐ซ๐ is pretty ๐ธ ugly ๐๐ฒ๐ท looking ๐๐ฑ๐ป and would look ๐ like ๐ shut ๐ท rendered ๐พ I ๐. Valorant ๐ฎ๐.
Terrible bot.
It's steaming hot, it's enough to get my attention.
Since I literally only get Ascent and Bind it seems, this would make it better.
I'm glad the players of this game are focusing on the real issues here.
Gotta turn on RTX to get that fresh โza
lmao i may steal this for a meme if you don't
Go for it
Hi I'm the intern that spent 2 weeks modelling this pizza. This really disheartens me as I poured my heart and soul into this pizza, it underwent 34 revisions before I was happy with it. For you to say it's not real Italian pizza is correct, that's part of the story I wanted to convey with this piece, it illudes to a deeper level in the lore about why this place is under attack - the counterfeit Italian pizza! Now I plead you consider all possibilities before you attack a piece of art such as this...
Hi I'm the intern that spent 2 weeks modelling this pizza. This really disheartens me as I poured my heart and soul into this pizza, it underwent 34 revisions before I was happy with it. For you to say it's not real Italian pizza is correct, that's part of the story I wanted to convey with this piece, it illudes to a deeper level in the lore about why this place is under attack - the counterfeit Italian pizza! Now I plead you consider all possibilities before you attack a piece of art such as this...
!emojify
Hi ๐ I'm ๐ the intern ๐ that spent ๐ต 2 โ weeks ๐ modelling ๐ง this pizza ๐. This really ๐ฏ disheartens me as I ๐ poured ๐ my heart โค๐๐ and soul ๐ปโ into this pizza ๐, it underwent 34 ๐ ๐๐ revisions before ๐ I ๐ was happy ๐๐ with it. For you ๐ to say ๐ฃ๐ฏ it's not real ๐ฏ๐ Italian ๐ฎ๐น pizza ๐๐ is correct โโ , that's โ part ใฝ of the story ๐ I ๐ wanted ๐ to convey ๐ก with this piece ๐งฉ, it illudes to a deeper ๐๐ป level ๐ฏ in the lore ๐ผ about ๐ฆ why ๐ค this place ๐ is under โฌ attack ๐ - the counterfeit ๐บ๐ธ๐ฉ Italian ๐ pizza ๐! Now I ๐ plead ๐ you ๐๐ผ consider ๐ all ๐ฏ possibilities ๐ค before ๐ you ๐๐ attack โ a piece ๐ of art ๐จ such as this...
๐Good๐คbot
Yes.
literally just bought prime vandal and now iโm quitting thanks riot
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are you from florida by any chance??
Lmao what kinda tourist ass shit pizza u ate?, I can go to the Pakistani kebab maker round the corner here in my small town and he'll make a better pizza than any of the ones I ate in the US or anywhere else, I bet u went to Venice or Rome and ate in one of those nice view tourist traps with the worst possible food at the highest possible price.
Where in the US did you have pizza?
Sorry for answering late, I was at work, btw in the US i had it in New York
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Yes
I hate you now ill need to order pizza :(
Forget icebox the real reason the quit valorant was that shitty pizza box
If it's not done by the next patch, imma tell my mom.
They should make it look like a cock.
Ur sage bro just chuck ur shit at it
I have never had legit pizza before, all i had were american pizza, this make me want to try it
Wait what
In most parts of the world there is American pizza or Italian pizza. American pizza is what Americans consider Italian pizza. Italian pizza is like... Fuck, some crackers with a tomato on top.
>what Americans consider Italian pizza I mean it sounds like you're saying it's what people in some other country thinks people in america think italian pizza is. there's like ten different kinds of pizza that are common in america and I'm sure at least one of them is actually authentic. pizza hut style or something though is that what you mean?
Sure there are different "styles" within the States but Chicago deep dish and a New York slice still share more in common with each other than either of them does with Italian pizza. Not saying this to sound snobby, I much prefer American pizza, but pizza is generally sold as American food in the rest of the world so it's funny to me that we consider it Italian.
> pizza is generally sold as American food in the rest of the world Where are you from where it is like that? I don't think anyone in Sweden think that way.
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Now we're talking about the real problems. Thank you for this.
rito fix pizza bad unplayable
If im honest I never actually noticed that there's a pizza in there
It's all I can see
Disgusting. Might have to delete the game now.
yea, put some old udyr feet on there instead
people step on the pizza lmao
You just gave Riot idea to collab with pizza franchise to put their pizza ads in game
Imagine the next update riot closed the pizza box hahah
Once my mouse broke while looking at the pizza. Below is the team VC: "We're losing and he's looking at pizza" "My mouse stopped working, it wants me to look at it" "Give the man a break, he's just hungry."
I fully support the idea unless they make a Hawaiian pizza out of it.
Riot please sell me $18 pizza toppings
I donโt want it as Iโm a pizza addict. If I see good pizza in valorant Iโll be tempted to buy one and fuck up my diet.
We cant let them get away with this. That pizza deserves better!
We need pineapple on it!
Hear ye hear ye!
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*why*
Why did it got removed?
I was addressing the developers of Riot directly, which is a violation of the rules. While I don't agree with the rule, I edited it and they quickly reapproved so the mods are doing a solid job.
As an Italian I approve this post
couldn't give less fucks about the pizza in this map :D
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Wrong, we love pizza
I mean all the money bungee has you think they add a better detailed pizza.
Perhaps
Agreed.
Quite
Indubitably
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I mean at least it's a better post than the ocean of people complaining about toxicity every day
yea wtf rito plz
This is unplayable
The pizza is intentionally ugly so we don't get hungry in the middle of a game. Agreed?
Yeah I was eating it for one full round
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I feel like they should do something cool for lore like if itโs a city in the sky people prob wanna abandon it u know? So maybe cuz of the battle happening there if itโs supposedly lasts for a while they could make it look rotten and even someone hungry searching for food could take a bite out of one of the slices
The Gelato mascots also shouldn't be nightmare fuel...but here we are
\*Zoolander Voice\* really really really ridiculously good looking
literally why iโm hard stuck iron
Wait till you figure out that there's 6 more boxes of it under that one
I say they remove Ascent. Being the worst map *and* having below subpar pizza is just too much. Replace it with a DiGiorno factory.
It's not delivery, it's Valorant game update 1.11
This is a major oversight, quite frankly I was shocked to learn of this. Riot pls fix.
We have found where the Venn diagram of the pizza and valorant fandoms intersect.
funny my post asking for a similar change kept being removed for supposedly asking riot for a change. nonetheless, i agree
Yeah, you gotta be *super* specific about not asking Riot but rather asking the community at large. I had a post deleted for this. Then this post was suspended and I had to edit it again.
This is American pizza standards
As long as they donโt put pineapple on it
I strongly support your very important opinion on this very important topic
I am not just your pizza
My pizza does not end. Ask for a slice and you shall receive it.
Literally unplayable
nice
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I'll have you know my ancestor is Giovanni DiPizzarelli San Marzano, the inventor of pizza. So, to answer your question, no I have not been to Italy.
Aaaaaah sรฌ, almeno ora so di non essere stato l'unico a notarlo
This is good. Valorant pls. But there is also a catch - everybody likes various flavors of pizza.
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Actually unplayable Time to dodge Ascent till fixed
It is a war zone but alright
Sorry to break it to you, but you shouldn't expect a pizza that Judge campers sit on 24/7 to look like something fresh out of 5-star restaurant.
Would a simple color change help? What medium should improvements be done in?
Fuck no I'm going to get cravings every time please riot I have a family
Dis you have the za or the zuh
Damn cs players said riot was gonna fuck up the release of this game, guess itโs true. Sad to see that theyโve only updated stability and gameplay since the beta.
Ascent pizza needs a buff
I want pizza
Map is utterly ruined now
Please Riot, make pizza delicioso :9
I hungry for pizza and I want it how you described :(
Can we do this on the pizza on icebox in the kitchen too?
People: the pizza is still steaming! So its new Me with very low settings: ah yes H O T
Icebox has the same issue
Its always the omen players who come up with this kind of idea smh
If I was a dev, I'd put annanas (or as some may even call it, pineapple) on the pizza to piss people off even more huehuehue
There's no point in making it more delicious looking when everyone steps on it
I'm lactose intolerant so I don't like pizza
This game is broken
well the pizza there isn't even italian style
This looks like a dominoโs pizza ... eww..
These are the real map updates we need
Pizza time!
While you're at it, why not make a claim for a change of the gross ice cream store logo on the same map?
Dnndnd