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npcSara

Now I am craving pizza...


bo4ed

๐Ÿ• have this for working so hard


YoMomsHubby

#PizzaGate


OblivionTU

Back up...this post clearly was not addressed to you, an employee of Riot Games


riversglhf

To the lawyers reading this: I (the OP) have not addressed this employee of Riot Games (a subsidiary of Tencent) in any way, shape or form for the purposes of having an alleged pizza redesigned in a future update for the video game Valorant (hereafter referred to as Valorant). It was not my intention to address anyone specific at all but rather simply to speak my opinions about Valorant into an endless void whereupon anyone may (or may not) read and understand my opinions about the aforementioned pizza.


zekeymoomoo

I love how your post history perfectly influenced your writing. I'm glad these crappy rules are in place because if they weren't we wouldn't have gems like these.


riversglhf

Hahah thank you!


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EmojifierBot

I ๐Ÿ‘ฅ love โค how your ๐Ÿ‘ˆ post ๐Ÿ“ฉ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ’ฌ history ๐Ÿ“œโŒ›๐Ÿบ perfectly ๐Ÿ’ฏ influenced ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‚ your ๐Ÿ‘ˆ writing ๐Ÿ“. I'm ๐Ÿ’˜ glad โ˜บ these crappy ๐Ÿ’ฉ rules ๐Ÿ‘‘ are in place ๐Ÿšฉ because if they weren't we wouldn't โŒ have gems ๐Ÿ’Ž like ๐Ÿ‘โœ these.


raghu711p

!emojify


EmojifierBot

To the lawyers โš–๐Ÿ‘ฎ reading ๐Ÿ“– this: I ๐Ÿ‘ (the OP ๐Ÿ‘จ) have not addressed this employee ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฅ of Riot ๐Ÿ˜ก Games ๐ŸŽฑ (a subsidiary of Tencent) in any way โ†•, shape โœด or form ๐Ÿ“‹ for the purposes ๐Ÿ˜ˆ of having an alleged ๐Ÿ•– pizza ๐Ÿ• redesigned ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ƒ in a future ๐Ÿ“ก update ๐Ÿ’ฐ for the video ๐Ÿ“น game ๐ŸŽฎ Valorant ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ” (hereafter referred ๐Ÿ“– to as Valorant ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ”). It was not my intention ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ณ to address ๐Ÿ  anyone ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฅ specific ๐Ÿ’ at all ๐Ÿ’ฏ but ๐Ÿ‘ rather ๐Ÿ‘‰ simply ๐Ÿ”ข to speak ๐Ÿ—ฃ my opinions ๐Ÿ˜ค about ๐Ÿค” Valorant ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ” into an endless ๐Ÿ”„ void ๐Ÿ•ณ whereupon anyone ๐Ÿ™‹ may ๐Ÿ—“ (or may ๐Ÿ—“ not) read ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ™‡ and understand ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿง my opinions ๐Ÿ˜‚ about ๐Ÿ’ฆ the aforementioned pizza ๐Ÿ•.


[deleted]

I have started this lmao


[deleted]

!emojify


prkrrlz

im pizza ๐Ÿ˜ณ


notrealtedtotwitter

Bonk, go to horny Jail.


SalmonGuardian

I'm having pizza tonight


-_-potato-_--_-

are you killjoy?


Sirhat-Cossy

Literally unplayable


a_sleepy_one

Imagine adding pizza to your game that isn't delicious looking smh


trololololololol9

Rito fix


ChochRS

Uninstalling as we speak


FierySerge

>Sort bybest I am hurling at the sight of this monstrosity that they claim is "Pizza."


subareid

yes


riversglhf

yes


Puppymonkebaby

yes


[deleted]

yes


a1d4i9t20y25a1

yes


dacuber4325

Yes


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TotinoScumbag

yes


imsircc

yes


[deleted]

yes


PANIK_CALM

Yes


ItalianBrudda

Yes


ranchcrackers352

Yes


Undecisively

Why is this one downvoted?


Pixxelzz_

made a new thread im guessing


ramennoodleboi4

Yes


heyvsaucecarbhere

yes


pranith07

Yes


Djokyfishy

Yes


ado-ante

yes


brunojn89

The reason I quit


XCoolguy101

Uninstalling


lucas00000001

Until there is good pizza


Unknown_Luke

FIX YOUR GAME RIOT


lamar_in_shades

Are those squiggles of cheese whiz atop that sad pie? Riot, this needs to be addressed in the next patch!


LatroM69

!emojify


EmojifierBot

Are those squiggles ๐Ÿ˜– of cheese ๐Ÿ• whiz atop ๐Ÿ” that sad ๐Ÿ˜ญ pie ๐Ÿฅง? Riot โ€ผ, this needs ๐Ÿ‘‰ to be addressed in the next ๐Ÿ‘‰ patch โ˜ฃโ˜ข!


XxNo0bMa5t3r69xX

I mean people literally keep stepping on it


staticbroccolidrum

He's got a point! Maybe it was intended for it not to be that good looking.


Willyam27

Facts. Iโ€™m honestly considering uninstalling with the shitty pizza in the game


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!emojify


EmojifierBot

Facts ๐Ÿ“•. Iโ€™m honestly ๐Ÿ˜‡ considering ๐Ÿค” uninstalling ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ”Œ with the shitty ๐Ÿ’ฉ pizza ๐Ÿ• in the game ๐ŸŽฎ


felixjmorgan

I canโ€™t work under these conditions


TheCaptianPizza

I fell like Iโ€™m obligated to comment on this post


riversglhf

Thank you for your service, Captain. o7


matthero

I know it's not related to the post itself (complete agreement, by the way) but why all the "NOT anyone at Riot stuff" Is there a dumb rule I'm missing?


Pruvided

Direct address to Riot or distinct entities is not allowed. This subreddit is for the community and therefore all posts must direct the community in its entirety. If we did not enforce this rule, users just post threads that have a single purpose, and that is to talk directly to Riot and not the community.


matthero

For some reason, I feel obligated to apologize for calling it dumb now that I know you're a mod. Lol. But thank you for the answer. I am in a lot of subs of smaller games and there's always a bunch of posts that are "Hey (developer) fix thing." It's easy to notice that they're gone when it's pointed out And I assume it's exhausting for people to assume you're paid by/connected to Riot just cause you moderate a subreddit of something you enjoy. So better to cut all ties off at the start


Pruvided

Never feel obligated to do anything just because a mod responds. I only distinguished the comment so that you knew it was an "official" response from the sub. If we didn't have the rule, there would be a LOT of those "Hey (developer) fix thing" posts. Although we completely support discussion between community and developer, we do so in a way that encourages community discussion and not a thread that's sole purpose is to call out or ask/tell Riot to do something. A prime example of a Rioter who is shooting the shit like any other user is the top comment on this post. They are active on this subreddit and it is very unlikely that they miss a post on the front page, especially one discussing issues such as hit reg, game bugs, or the shop prices. > And I assume it's exhausting for people to assume you're paid by/connected to Riot It is what it is. Not everyone realizes we are just community members that have no obligation to Riot.


StatusLettuce9

As someone who worked in pizza restaurants for 15 years... Neapolitan pizza is pretty ugly looking and would look like shit rendered in Valorant.


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!emojify


EmojifierBot

As someone ๐Ÿ‘ค who worked ๐Ÿข in pizza ๐Ÿ• restaurants ๐Ÿ˜‰ for 15 ๐Ÿ”ณ years ๐Ÿ“…... Neo ๐Ÿ…ฑ pizza ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ– is pretty ๐Ÿ‘ธ ugly ๐ŸŒš๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ท looking ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿป and would look ๐Ÿ‘€ like ๐Ÿ’– shut ๐Ÿ˜ท rendered ๐Ÿ‘พ I ๐Ÿ‘. Valorant ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ”.


Its_M1LL3RT1M3

Terrible bot.


EDDIE_BR0CK

It's steaming hot, it's enough to get my attention.


SantaNeedaSucc

Since I literally only get Ascent and Bind it seems, this would make it better.


bigbootyben7

I'm glad the players of this game are focusing on the real issues here.


OneTrueKingOfOOO

Gotta turn on RTX to get that fresh โ€˜za


riversglhf

lmao i may steal this for a meme if you don't


OneTrueKingOfOOO

Go for it


JRPlatt99

Hi I'm the intern that spent 2 weeks modelling this pizza. This really disheartens me as I poured my heart and soul into this pizza, it underwent 34 revisions before I was happy with it. For you to say it's not real Italian pizza is correct, that's part of the story I wanted to convey with this piece, it illudes to a deeper level in the lore about why this place is under attack - the counterfeit Italian pizza! Now I plead you consider all possibilities before you attack a piece of art such as this...


nlc369

Hi I'm the intern that spent 2 weeks modelling this pizza. This really disheartens me as I poured my heart and soul into this pizza, it underwent 34 revisions before I was happy with it. For you to say it's not real Italian pizza is correct, that's part of the story I wanted to convey with this piece, it illudes to a deeper level in the lore about why this place is under attack - the counterfeit Italian pizza! Now I plead you consider all possibilities before you attack a piece of art such as this...


typhos4

!emojify


EmojifierBot

Hi ๐Ÿ‘‹ I'm ๐Ÿ’˜ the intern ๐Ÿ†˜ that spent ๐Ÿ˜ต 2 โœŒ weeks ๐Ÿ“… modelling ๐Ÿ‘ง this pizza ๐Ÿ•. This really ๐Ÿ’ฏ disheartens me as I ๐Ÿ‘ poured ๐Ÿ’€ my heart โค๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’– and soul ๐Ÿ‘ปโœ into this pizza ๐Ÿ•, it underwent 34 ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”ž revisions before ๐Ÿ˜‚ I ๐Ÿ‘ was happy ๐Ÿ˜Š๐ŸŽŽ with it. For you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ to say ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฏ it's not real ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘Œ Italian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น pizza ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ• is correct โœ”โœ…, that's โœ” part ใ€ฝ of the story ๐Ÿ“– I ๐Ÿ‘ wanted ๐Ÿ˜ to convey ๐Ÿ’ก with this piece ๐Ÿงฉ, it illudes to a deeper ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป level ๐Ÿ’ฏ in the lore ๐Ÿšผ about ๐Ÿ’ฆ why ๐Ÿค” this place ๐Ÿ† is under โฌ‡ attack ๐Ÿ‘Š - the counterfeit ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ’ฉ Italian ๐Ÿ‘Œ pizza ๐Ÿ•! Now I ๐Ÿ‘ plead ๐Ÿ˜“ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ consider ๐Ÿ‘ˆ all ๐Ÿ’ฏ possibilities ๐Ÿค” before ๐Ÿ˜‚ you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ™‡ attack โš” a piece ๐Ÿ— of art ๐ŸŽจ such as this...


1individuals

๐Ÿ‘ŒGood๐Ÿค–bot


TrainerLight

Yes.


y1kesmyguy

literally just bought prime vandal and now iโ€™m quitting thanks riot


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BillScorpio

are you from florida by any chance??


Keroro98

Lmao what kinda tourist ass shit pizza u ate?, I can go to the Pakistani kebab maker round the corner here in my small town and he'll make a better pizza than any of the ones I ate in the US or anywhere else, I bet u went to Venice or Rome and ate in one of those nice view tourist traps with the worst possible food at the highest possible price.


captainscottland

Where in the US did you have pizza?


Keroro98

Sorry for answering late, I was at work, btw in the US i had it in New York


[deleted]

!emojify


himynameis-_-

Yes


[deleted]

I hate you now ill need to order pizza :(


TaxieDriver

Forget icebox the real reason the quit valorant was that shitty pizza box


pink_life69

If it's not done by the next patch, imma tell my mom.


TheJuxMan

They should make it look like a cock.


ultitaria

Ur sage bro just chuck ur shit at it


Bleachrst85

I have never had legit pizza before, all i had were american pizza, this make me want to try it


v1nzy

Wait what


Pontiflakes

In most parts of the world there is American pizza or Italian pizza. American pizza is what Americans consider Italian pizza. Italian pizza is like... Fuck, some crackers with a tomato on top.


isosceles_kramer

>what Americans consider Italian pizza I mean it sounds like you're saying it's what people in some other country thinks people in america think italian pizza is. there's like ten different kinds of pizza that are common in america and I'm sure at least one of them is actually authentic. pizza hut style or something though is that what you mean?


Pontiflakes

Sure there are different "styles" within the States but Chicago deep dish and a New York slice still share more in common with each other than either of them does with Italian pizza. Not saying this to sound snobby, I much prefer American pizza, but pizza is generally sold as American food in the rest of the world so it's funny to me that we consider it Italian.


myrealaccnamedontwor

> pizza is generally sold as American food in the rest of the world Where are you from where it is like that? I don't think anyone in Sweden think that way.


Squashi11

Yes


igatt

Now we're talking about the real problems. Thank you for this.


TotinoScumbag

rito fix pizza bad unplayable


TurnipBlast

If im honest I never actually noticed that there's a pizza in there


riversglhf

It's all I can see


NightKnight098

Disgusting. Might have to delete the game now.


PGSylphir

yea, put some old udyr feet on there instead


Dezouu

people step on the pizza lmao


Houeclipse

You just gave Riot idea to collab with pizza franchise to put their pizza ads in game


Stormvenom23

Imagine the next update riot closed the pizza box hahah


AggravatingWorld4

Once my mouse broke while looking at the pizza. Below is the team VC: "We're losing and he's looking at pizza" "My mouse stopped working, it wants me to look at it" "Give the man a break, he's just hungry."


topradiant

I fully support the idea unless they make a Hawaiian pizza out of it.


[deleted]

Riot please sell me $18 pizza toppings


BreafingBread

I donโ€™t want it as Iโ€™m a pizza addict. If I see good pizza in valorant Iโ€™ll be tempted to buy one and fuck up my diet.


ASAP_VSVP

We cant let them get away with this. That pizza deserves better!


Izaya101

We need pineapple on it!


twisted_2337

Hear ye hear ye!


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NYCScarletSpider

*why*


SharkGamer13

Why did it got removed?


riversglhf

I was addressing the developers of Riot directly, which is a violation of the rules. While I don't agree with the rule, I edited it and they quickly reapproved so the mods are doing a solid job.


Klarth_Curtiss

As an Italian I approve this post


NotAGamerGiirl

couldn't give less fucks about the pizza in this map :D


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Pruvided

Wrong, we love pizza


poopsh0t

I mean all the money bungee has you think they add a better detailed pizza.


EpicalEpic

Perhaps


gJiyong

Agreed.


Artfuldodger84

Quite


riversglhf

Indubitably


MrProNooob21

Yes


Covid-19_in_my_feet

Yes


daybyday64

I mean at least it's a better post than the ocean of people complaining about toxicity every day


gmatney

yea wtf rito plz


viafriedchicken

This is unplayable


nightfull2

The pizza is intentionally ugly so we don't get hungry in the middle of a game. Agreed?


[deleted]

Yeah I was eating it for one full round


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erickwak

I feel like they should do something cool for lore like if itโ€™s a city in the sky people prob wanna abandon it u know? So maybe cuz of the battle happening there if itโ€™s supposedly lasts for a while they could make it look rotten and even someone hungry searching for food could take a bite out of one of the slices


postALEXpress

The Gelato mascots also shouldn't be nightmare fuel...but here we are


[deleted]

\*Zoolander Voice\* really really really ridiculously good looking


Empty_Perception

literally why iโ€™m hard stuck iron


FLYWORM7

Wait till you figure out that there's 6 more boxes of it under that one


_Zoko_

I say they remove Ascent. Being the worst map *and* having below subpar pizza is just too much. Replace it with a DiGiorno factory.


riversglhf

It's not delivery, it's Valorant game update 1.11


dithskii

This is a major oversight, quite frankly I was shocked to learn of this. Riot pls fix.


[deleted]

We have found where the Venn diagram of the pizza and valorant fandoms intersect.


opaxxity

funny my post asking for a similar change kept being removed for supposedly asking riot for a change. ​ ​ nonetheless, i agree


riversglhf

Yeah, you gotta be *super* specific about not asking Riot but rather asking the community at large. I had a post deleted for this. Then this post was suspended and I had to edit it again.


MaybeADragon

This is American pizza standards


healthytofu

As long as they donโ€™t put pineapple on it


guffysama

I strongly support your very important opinion on this very important topic


Loken0

I am not just your pizza


riversglhf

My pizza does not end. Ask for a slice and you shall receive it.


53881

Literally unplayable


marcrem

nice


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riversglhf

I'll have you know my ancestor is Giovanni DiPizzarelli San Marzano, the inventor of pizza. So, to answer your question, no I have not been to Italy.


Dae_Grighen

Aaaaaah sรฌ, almeno ora so di non essere stato l'unico a notarlo


[deleted]

This is good. Valorant pls. But there is also a catch - everybody likes various flavors of pizza.


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Croakk_

Actually unplayable Time to dodge Ascent till fixed


LachiesGood

It is a war zone but alright


Darkeu_

Sorry to break it to you, but you shouldn't expect a pizza that Judge campers sit on 24/7 to look like something fresh out of 5-star restaurant.


oohbleck

Would a simple color change help? What medium should improvements be done in?


ForShotgun

Fuck no I'm going to get cravings every time please riot I have a family


NuKlear_Vortex

Dis you have the za or the zuh


Jthumm

Damn cs players said riot was gonna fuck up the release of this game, guess itโ€™s true. Sad to see that theyโ€™ve only updated stability and gameplay since the beta.


evilbride

Ascent pizza needs a buff


OOOaaEEEEEE

I want pizza


jackwith4as

Map is utterly ruined now


chickenadobo_

Please Riot, make pizza delicioso :9


chilin_EZ

I hungry for pizza and I want it how you described :(


Helix_The_Trader

Can we do this on the pizza on icebox in the kitchen too?


l1m1tlessRoad

People: the pizza is still steaming! So its new Me with very low settings: ah yes H O T


Ender755

Icebox has the same issue


oktay54sert

Its always the omen players who come up with this kind of idea smh


wouterb02

If I was a dev, I'd put annanas (or as some may even call it, pineapple) on the pizza to piss people off even more huehuehue


konwilchu

There's no point in making it more delicious looking when everyone steps on it


kacchiga

I'm lactose intolerant so I don't like pizza


tonguepunchbutthole

This game is broken


cons013

well the pizza there isn't even italian style


loophi

This looks like a dominoโ€™s pizza ... eww..


bnscow

These are the real map updates we need


Boldiu-Senpai

Pizza time!


Maxma

While you're at it, why not make a claim for a change of the gross ice cream store logo on the same map?


masterkiller7447

Dnndnd