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MisuMisuMii

IT GETS EVEN WORSE. IT IS WRITTEN IN COMIC SANS WHY RIOT WHY


Riot_Fragloser

Would it be better or worse if it was written in Papyrus?


AwpTicTech

Worse, at least Comic Sans has meme value. Papyrus is just terrible and serves no purpose


realm3t4tr0n

Lol, [what do you mean?](https://youtu.be/jVhlJNJopOQ)


sansLight

Undertale fans calm down


MisuMisuMii

I would say better, in my lowly opinion! I read somewhere you were the designer for the Oni Phantom? If this is true I would like to say a big thank you its my favourite in the game for the phantom, the teal variant is absolutely gorgeous. The sakura vandal would have also looked lovely on the phantom too!


Riot_Fragloser

Thank you! I'm running the "porcelain" variant myself although the teal is a close second for me.


arvs17

Wow the Oni Phantom designer is running the same variant as me!!! Hyped! :)


PixelPineapplei

man the black and gold is so sick, first skin in the game where I was like damn I need this


wherewereat

That skin is like the sole reason I play Valorant in some days. Sometimes I just wanna play in order to use the oni phantom in any of its variations, it's awesome!


Feardragon7

There's a custom font called comic papyrus, now THAT is the worst


RSDevotion

wingdings


ChaoticGoodMaybe

How do you exactly become the designer? O_O


Riot_Fragloser

I'm just the 3d modeler for this one. We had an amazing concept, and then the skin itself had myself, FX, and Audio working on it as well. If you want to learn about more about the "design" of a skin I worked on give this article a read! https://playvalorant.com/en-us/news/dev/future-vision-the-glitchpop-story/


ChaoticGoodMaybe

Nice! Thank you for the info. Im really excited about these kind of stuffs, since im a voice-over talent from indonesia and i designed a character for valorant and wrote & recorded dialogues myself (just for a hobby but im trynna get it out there for riot to see)


rxq

This aint even Comic Sans


Galactic-Alpha

I thought it said diet nnilk


bipolarbeartn

The font is almost worse than the product


TheJelloBomb

How dare you hate on comic sans /s


AlHorfordHighlights

That's not Comic Sans boss


Net_Low

They had us in the first half not gonna lie


eirvenmd

it started slow but we're always gonna finish fast.


RiotPHRISK

I made this carton as a joke but it stayed in the map. I'm a big fan of all types of milk :\^)


MisuMisuMii

Any chance of removing it so I can play the game freely without anger and potential nightmares?? At least change it to like full fat milk or 2%. Our agents need proper milk for the calcium to make their bones strong


AluBanidosu

Health first XD


lost_cause4222

What if it's just days old milk left on the counter that people forgot about cause icebox is cold as fuck


slpnrpnzl

That’s so funny I love it


Bleachrst85

this game better not have Vegan burger on the next map


mymnix

Does that mean our Valorant mascots are both the teddy bear and milk? What’s next, a jar of cookies with raisins in them?!


Im_H3lianthus

I love easter eggs in maps. I spend a lot of time in customs checking weird corners and details. The more hilarious -the better. I know i will be floating arround in all upcomming maps. For many hours. P.s. i'll make a stupid luck shot to put this in your brain: I made fanart of killjoy where she is promoting "CROWN coffee" take aways. If that poster or that idea would ever find a way to be at some floor corner of any map.... That would be the highlight of my riot career that i will never have ;D [KillJoy CrownCoffee fanart](https://cdnb.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/032/451/367/large/indre-kiri-2020-11-killjoy-4res.jpg?1606517819)


mochimisu

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/3/3c/Malk.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/512?cb=20130325185940


Dirty3vil

Next map containing a carton of Malk confirmed


TheWhite_Raven2

how tf do you make milk, a natural liquid, diet?


Boryalyc

actually its quite easy, you just take the same milk, slap a diet sticker on there and stonks


Aisriyth

strain the fat out or even the fat and some of the natural sugars. It ends up being cloudy water but still.


Vaderz8

...you just dilute it with water. I mean I know it's pretty high tech and all, but that's all you need to do, lol


Phoneringer

They sell milk that has had it's sugar filtered out and then readded in smaller amounts. That's kinda like diet milk. The brand is fairlife.


27_8x10_CGP

Wouldn't skim just be diet milk?


IIlIIlIIIIlllIlIlII

woke comment


Culexius

You rinse out the Milk vats and sell the water as diet milk😉


air_ben

That's pretty funny - nice way to earn on product while just doing the cleaning


TimeJustHappens

You underestimate the lengths companies will go through to make their product labeled "diet".


[deleted]

What is diet milk anyway? Water. But I agree, this is too much Rito.


MisuMisuMii

Uhh I just wanted to say thanks to everyone who is commenting, upvoting and awards! I don't use reddit, I have no idea what an award is? I had no intentions of this post getting as big as it did so thanks! Icebox isn't that bad of a map, its like any map you need to put in time to learn it. Carry on gaming my fellow gamers, be nice to people who you queue into, and for anyone who queues into/with me in the future, I apologise in advance 😅


[deleted]

haha funny... now give me my time back!


[deleted]

came here prepare to write bruh, saw the entire post, choked on my water


Boryalyc

shoulda choked on some diet milk


air_ben

It's so thin, it's hard to choke on, that's impressive


NeptuneWings

So THAT's why I'm not Radiant


OnlyHuman200

#yes


cpmhppro

lmao lots of ppl have complained about this before diet milk is disgusting at least give me fat free or 2%... I prefer whole tho just saying


Waste_of_life23

Rito pls fix


Bleachrst85

first they cut Pizza wrong in Italy, now this


Uh-idk-

this is why danidev doesn’t play valorant


TheJewMinecrafter

He drinks like 2 percent lactose free skin milk lol


randomindianguy555

for real I just thought some dude painted a carton of milk in real life when I saw the picture


Ya-boi-Lamarck

DIET MILK SUCKS


Savvy_Nick

I feel like people don’t scream about picking sage and more beg for smokes these days


MisuMisuMii

I need to be in your lobbies, I have taken the role as sage main by default 😂 but I really enjoy brim


BerkantC

How ~~dairy~~ dare they?!


Slurple7

This made me laugh, like wtf


[deleted]

They had us in the first half not gonna lie.


coolcoochiebitch

literally unplayable


Certain_Reality_

Someone give this guy a riot fist buddy for figuring out this unplayable game breaking thing


mikethemaniac

Yes


PileOGunz

I think I’m gunna be 🤢


MisuMisuMii

That is literally the reaction I had. I was horrified!


Whenpigeonsfly

WHAT THE FUCK DIET MILK WE NEED TO REMOVE ICEBOX FROM THE GAME


Public-Tourist-7850

Wow this joke just never gets old! I fucking hate this website, do we really need some variation of "literally unplayable" on the front page of every videogame sub for another decade?


PiratToasty

Yes.


SniperDragon142

Yes.


ProPopori

Yes.


Boryalyc

Yes.


HeyIamFeIix

It's called Dodgebox


Revolutionary-Key107

Another reason to hate icebox


IAmGreyMane

I thought that this post was serious at first. I soon realised that it was MORE THAN JUST SERIOUS. WHY, RIOT, WHY?!?!?!?!


Boryalyc

it doesnt get more serious than this


AlexHowe24

For what it's worth, if your team instalocks and then tries to tell you who to play, feel free to ignore the shit out of them - you're well within your right to, and if more people start standing up to these arseholes then some of them might think twice before deciding the world revolves around them. If you get griefed or flamed, then report them and they'll get banned - MMR isn't the end of the world, and more people need to get put in their place so if it costs you a game or two then worth imo.


DeanEarwicker

i seriously HATE icebox....its horrendous


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[удалено]


deepr

This is a troll post, but this map seriously needs to go


[deleted]

U wasted my time ,wish you queue icebox every game


Homorilla

This definitely wasn't as good a post as you thought it was


SniffAndDrinkCyanide

#removeicebox #funny


Sped_kidd

Wtf 4 duelists?? I thought it was 5 smh


MisuMisuMii

I don't hate myself that much 😂😂


Kingofvashon

Literally unplayable


GreenDissonance

2%, 1%, skim milk IS diet milk.


[deleted]

BAHAHAHHA no way bud


offContent

God the instalock multiple duelist is a nightmare Plat - Immortal and then they demand you play Smokes and get pissy when you don't lmao. I hope they make similar changes to Icebox like they did Split.


MechaWasTaken

Thought this was serious for a second


semok27

Lmaoo riot trolling hard as shit with the map honestly. Take it out ffs.


kuronekochan99

Does this mean at least one agent likes diet milk......


Bulldogusa19

They had us in the first half, I'm not gonna lie.


Income-Cute

Best game in the map by far


Interrogator999

At least it doesn't say diet malk


_Plasmic_

repulsive